Riddle, this is how I know you don't get bitches if you don't understand the appeal of a "Tall scoundrel." That sounds like the love interest of a pirate novel, do you hear yourself, what is not to clicking?
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Fuck you *throws myself in the velociraptor pit*
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“It’s shit” it’s not valid film criticism anymore. I’m so mad of asking or seeing peoples opinions of films they clearly didn’t get and then just saying oh yeah it’s shit. Look just because you don’t get it doesn’t mean it’s shit. The last person who said “oh I saw that it was shit” was talking about the FUCKING SHAPE OF WATER.
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"eh i don't ship grelliam that much anymore"
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i am a hater at heart and so is payback. imagine you and him sitting having gossip sessions with each other.
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i'm an artist that hates art and never draws
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Good boyfriends talk some sense into the guy who is harassing you and making you feel like crap.
TRUE boyfriends throw a ROCK at the guy who is harassing you and making you feel like crap.
Boys, make sure you know which one you are.
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i love bad bitches and their *loser boyfriends
*he is sexy & pathetic but adores her with his very beinng
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toxic codependent familial dynamics this. toxic codependent romances that. what about toxic codependent coworkers. i can’t do my job without this guy here or i’ll kill myself.
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I swear I’m normal and sane and completely stable. So please pay no attention to me as I remove this yellow wallpaper, I’m simply trying to free the woman inside-
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my toxic trait is that when someone walks into a room and Pangur (who is usually on my lap) starts growling at them out of the baseless hatred she has for most life on earth, I join in and say “you’re upsetting her. you’re hurting her. she’s dying.”
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girls when their favourite jacket is no longer seasonally weather appropriate to wear
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the immense psychological damage I have taken seeing multiple people claim wholeheartedly that Marcille barely tolerates Laios, much less likes him. I’m sorry but even if you’re anime only did you MISS the scene where she frantically was checking for his heartbeat or
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In light of the current spam bot epidemic, it’s so refreshing to get a follow and see it’s from someone with a normal, trustworthy name, like “pikachus-third-nipple”
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