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ndoandou · 3 years

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I saw your requests were open again. I got so happy. If it’s ok if I can request how would the ikevamp boys would react to over hearing mc talk to someone else. Like venting about having a wet dream about them? Could be nsfw or sfw i don’t mind either way. 💕

Hello! Thankyou for the i n t e r e s t i n g request! 💜💜💜

//i had too much fun with leonardo's part HAHAHAHAH

//i appologize if i did a shit job, i waffle too much especially since i wrote this as 2 am x.x

Mild NSFW (suggestive themes)

CHARACTERS: THEO, COMTE, LEONARDO, ARTHUR

Hmm in this case, id imagine her venting to sebastian in the kitchen ( lets imagine they decide to speak french to eachother instead of japanese) , cleaning up at night. one of the vampire boys would head over to kitchen to get something/look for MC but stops when he hear the conversation going on in the kitchen.

Theo

He would find this adorable lowkey tbh

He would lean over the wall, waiting for her to leave the kitchen

I think it would be a turn on for him? But he finds it more cute than arousing- okay maybe VERY arousing

He can't wait to tease his hondje with the info he has just heard

Wants to make her "bark" in bed

Scenario:

MC walked out of the kitchen after venting out her T h i n g to sebastian. To her surprise, theo was leaning on the wall with an amused expression.

"T-theo? What are you doing here?" Mc said as she was not expecting him to be there.

"I was looking for you. Thats when i heard.... an interesting confession from you hondje" theo said smirking

He walked over towards mc, causing her to walk back, her back eventually hitting the wall. Theo placed a hand on the wall, next to her face, kabedoning her. MC let out a yelp and Theo leaned over to her ear.

"You sure do have the wildest things to say hondje. Why dont we recreate those naughty dream of yours tonight, hm?"

Comte

He would be amused lowkey horny 😳

He knew that MC always had something funny or cute to say, but this? Very interesting

I feel like he would write a small note telling MC to meet him in his room

When MC is in his room, that's when the fun and teasing begins ;)

Scenario:

Comte initially came looking for MC in the kitchen but to his surprise, he heard something rather interesting.

"I.. had a very questionable dream- me and comte was doing uh- i-"

"Deep breaths MC, speak slowly"

"Oh? What is this?" Comte whispered softly to himself as he stood by the closed door listening to their conversation.

"He touched me everywhere and the he uhhh... well..long story short, it was a sexual dream that involved intercourse..."

"My, oh my"

Comte's lip curved into a smirk. He quickly walked over to his room to write a special note. As soon as he done that, he walked over to the kitchen door. He placed the note by the door.

MC left the kitchen feeling embarrasment and guilt after what she confessed to sebastian. That was when she stepped on a piece of paper. Mc picked it up to examine it

"To MC..Meet me in my room..abel" mc read aloud to herself

She froze

Had he over heard what she had been talking about to sebastian??

"There is a good chance that.. he had been eavesdropping on us" sebastian said teasing MC

MC glanced over to sebastian with a confused expression, which she then ran off towards Comte's room.

She slammed the door open, revealing Comte who was sitting on the bed with a mysterious smile

"Good evening, mon amour. I take it that you read my note?" he said calmly as always

"You.. heard everything did you" MC said full off embarrasment

"Yes, and now we will do whatever you dreamt about here" Comte said patting the bed with a devilish smile

Leonardo

Big horni but he tries to act cool

In reality hes losing it🥵

Big big horni, straight to bed as soon as he and mc meet eachother

Would want MC to retell her dream to him in absolute detail as he rails her

Btw take a shot whenever i say "ciggarilos"

Scenario:

"She had a lewd dream about me?" Leonardo thought to himself as he inhaled his cigarrilo

He was eavesdropping on MC and sebastian. He had his ear placed over the wall far away from the door, as he didnt want them to smell the scent from his ciggarilos. This was the only time he found his enchanced hearing usefull, as a pureblood.

His member was throbbing against his pants as MC's description got even more detailed as it went on. At the same time he inhaled his ciggarilo sharply whenever MC said something that is a big turn on of his. His ciggarilo was the only thing stopping him from going insane from arousal.

Eventually he inhaled too sharply, causing a coughing and wheezing fit, alarming MC and Sebastian.

"Merda!" Leonardo swore under his breath as he quickly ran away fron the scene towards his room

MC knocked on leonardo's room

"Come in."

MC invited herself in. Leonardo was sitting on his bed with his cigarrilo.

"Are you alright? I heard you coughing earlier and it sounded intense" MC said worriedly

Leonardo inhaled his ciggarilo as he scratched the back of his head

"About that..." he trailed off

"Well?" MC raised a brow

"I was eaves dropping on your naughty conversation cara mia. i wasn't expecting that much lewdness from you which caused me to choke on my cigar." Leonardo said as he chuckled, glancing over to MC who was trying to process what he had just said.

"You.. heard everything?!" MC said in disbelieve. That was when she glanced over to his pants, revealing a huge tent.

"Well.. yes. And it has caused a rather BIG problem, as you are looking at it right now.." he said suggestively

Leonardo crushed his cigarrilo onto the ash tray.

"Care to help cara mia..?"

Arthur

My man would straight up open the kitchen door too confront MC like its nothing

Actually glad that MC has such dreams because as embarrising it is to admit, he had such dreams about her multiple times

He wish she would have told him directly as its a good reference for bed ;)

Scenario:

"And he was touching me down here.."

"Oh? She had a rather naughty dream about me?" Arthur said to himself

He initially came looking for MC bit was presented with something interesting..

He opened the kitchen door open causing MC to jump and sebastian to look over to the door

"Arthur?!" MC exclaimed full of surprise

"Well, well. What an interesting story, love. Im rather upset that you didn't tell me first~" arthur said as he walked slowly into her direction, eventually pinning her on the wall

"Lets have some fun shall we?" Arthur said, whispering into her ear earning a soft gasp from her

"Ehem. I shall leave you both together" sebastian fake coughed as he exited the kitchen pretending to not have seen anything.

Long story short, arthur railed MC in the kitchen like no tommorow 🤭

#ikevamp #ikemenvampire #ikevamp comte #ikevamp theodorus #ikevamp arthur #ikevamp leonardo #ikevamp headcanons #ikevamp headcanon

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nebulaleaf · 3 years

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what’s the wildest scooby doo mystery inc lore you got

where do i START idk many people who’re into scooby doo and i am Not figuring out if there’s a scooby doo fandom or not so these takes are entirely my own and i am also not tagging this as scoob doo. ALSO this is going to be completely incoherent but thanks for the ask anyway <3 with SDMI it’s hard to choose just one scrap of wild lore. yeah you can go the funny route and say “there’s a character named Hotdog Water and she’s integral to the plot” or “daphne dates in-universe taylor lautner and he’s called baylor hotner, but he’s seriously an insane clown” or “scooby almost gets a girlfriend but it turns out she’s possessed by a higher being and they stay friends” or “there’s a nazi parrot” or “Char Gar Gothakon is their Cthulhu and was written by H.P Hatecraft, and in the same episode they introduce a random dude who appears like. three times in the series and the final time it’s him revealing he still remembers the timeline that the mystery gang reset” (btw. the gang reset the timeline. ) ...which this list gets less funny as the points go on but it’s a showcase of how much stupid SHIT is in this show. I adore it for that so much, especially since it came out after what’s new scooby doo and set itself up as something darker with hints of plot and from what i remembered, actually delivered? sure, it’s still pretty monster of the week-y but things carry over through the series instead of resetting at the end of the ep. the payoff is out there but i think it pays off. oh, and with the darker theme? I don’t think it goes too hard into that where it feels like it was a reboot done by the CW lol. oh im getting off topic... anyway i think my favourite wildest lore is probably the fact that there are multiple “gangs” though the earth timeline, they all solve mysteries, have a group of 4 humans and 1 talking animal. and the animal corrupts and splits them apart pretty much every time. sometimes through murder. this is due to the influence of an evil being manipulating the animal but Goddamn! A fucking donkey blew up Crystal Cove and killed the friar gang iirc. also im pretty sure one of these gangs started WW1 somehow but don’t quote me on that because i don’t fuuuuuuuuuuuuully remember. wowowow I rambled way too much about this !! it was fun though, i really gotta give this series another rewatch. i always get halfway through season one and then take a break, forget every thing, then i don’t wanna watch the rest of it due to forgetting. there’s only two seasons it really shouldnt be that hard

#thanks for the ask!#long post #wow this is kind of embarassing haha.#cosmicpines

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pingubarnes-blog · 6 years

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A meowing dare (Bucky Barnes x Reader)

AN: I was dared by @valkyrieofsmut to do this! Just a warning, I haven’t written a fanfic in YEARS so please don’t be too harsh on my dorky heart! It’s almost 3 am, I couldn’t sleep and this just came out of my head!

Prompt was from @dangerousvikings Halloween challenge :

#12 I dare you to run in place while meowing for two straight minutes.

Warnings: none...maybe a few curse words? Don’t remember if there’s any to be honest

So yeah...Here is the mess from my head!

You and Bucky had a weird dynamics. There was visible attraction between the two of you, everyone could see it. But the way you two treated each other made people question it.

Random punches in the shoulder were no stranger to you. Making sure to watch out which arm you’re about to hit was a lesson learned the hard way. Let’s just say compound’s freezer and the peas stored in it became your best friends very soon. Random wedgies were no stranger to Bucky. Making sure not to use his left arm was a lesson learned the hard way. Getting your panties stuck in his arm was not a problem. The problem were your painful screams in his ear and freakishly strong punches he got for tearing another panties of yours. And not in the way that, to you, would be acceptable. When it came to teaming up against each other in various pranks and dares, you two were horrible. The worse the dare, the better.

Missions with the two of you were a nightmare. You would always fight because you both had a vision on how something should go, but it was never a shared vision. You wanted to be sneaky, he wanted to go straight for the head. You’d want to torture them to get what you want, he would straight up punch them so hard the pain was unbearable and they’d just spill it all. He’d give them a scary-seductive-assassin look and he’d get all the info he needed. You’d talk so much they usually ended up giving you what you want just to make you shut up. Yeah, you were both successful, but could never have that perfect combo. That Steve and Natasha perfect flow. Tony and Rhodey mind connection. No! You were Bruce and Hulk. Only ten times worse. You were a total mess as a mission duo, but somehow it always ended up as a successful mission.

But when it came to teaming up in prank or dare war against your team mates you were one mind! One devious mind! Or as Natasha would call you: “Sadistic assholes!” There was an ongoing dare/prank war in your team. At first it was all fun and games. Drinking dares, a bit of nudity here and there, karaoke in unexpected places, animal scares. Small things. But you two took it to a whole new level which slowly made one member by one drop out of the whole thing. I mean…Putting fire ants in Hulk’s pants during a mission was kind of funny. He smashed the bad guys in a matter of seconds. Okay, so he did kind of break a public pool cause he jumped in a bit too hard but hey… He saved the day thanks to your and Bucky’s devious mind.

The last ones left in this ridiculous war were you and Bucky. Now was not the time to be predictable. You had to think carefully about this one. Make it simple and unexpected. You were in your own thoughts while searching for some snacks, trying to think of new dare or prank for Bucky. You knew he was just as stubborn as you and he wanted to win this war so your dares had to be embarrassing. All that time, little sexy shit also known as Bucky Barnes, pulled the oldest trick in the book there is. Butter on the floor. In a matter of seconds, your already very graceful self, was all over the kitchen. You looked like a lovechild of a pelican and Tonya Harding. Skating through the kitchen while waving your arms like you’re about to take a leap into the pretty blue sky. Bucky was almost pissing himself from laughter, but you managed to stop yourself in a way he did not expect. Grabbing onto his thighs and holding on to them for dear life. Way too close to places your hands touched only in his wildest dreams. Your anger and will to strangle him right there and then vanished the moment you saw Bucky Barnes get flustered and choking on his own breath. It was kind of cute. Okay, it was very cute. You wanted to pinch those flushed cheeks and peck his nose.

You were not blind. You could tell he liked the way you looked. You often caught his eyes roaming your body and him checking you out. His tongue would wet his lips when you were talking and his eyes bore into you. You could tell he liked you cause these were the same things you did when he was in the room. Your crush, as of recently, started to be more than a crush. Those stupid butterflies attacked your belly every time he opened his mouth. His jokes were suddenly becoming funny to you and those eyes. Well those eyes will be the death of you one day, you were sure of that. You could tell he was touch starved by the way he would hug those little pillows that were all over the place. He loved soft things such as that fluffy cardigan he still claims he has no idea how it ended up in his room. He was a big traumatised fluffy softie with a sadistic twist. Your type of man. However, that did not mean you’d go easy on him. Mamma did not raise a soft bitch! You had to play dirty. So you’d sometimes touch his arm and your touch would linger just long enough to get him to blush. You’d casually fix his hair, walk with a bit more sway to your hips around him. And used the oldest and cheesiest trick in the book. You sucked a lot of lollipops around him. Poor guy forgot all about his plans to mess with you cause you messed with his head, his heart and other body parts.

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It was 3am when an alarm woke Bucky up. Mission back up alert. Steve and Natasha needed back up and they needed it fast. Bucky quickly got dressed and ran to jet that was going to take him to where Steve and Natasha were. Already waiting, there were you. No makeup, hair in ponytail and wearing that damn sexy tight suit that looked anything but comfortable. “Hello Rapunzel, glad you graced us with your presence.” The ever sarcastic word vomit coming from you. “Shut up Y/N it’s too early for…for…well for you!” He said pointing at you up and down and turning his head to computer giving him all the info about mission he needed.

The ride was quiet. Focus was what you needed at times like these. No bickering, no teasing. Silence. Something that was rare when you and Bucky were in the same room. As you landed, Bucky stood in front of the door ready to jump out of the jet when all of a sudden you just had to do it. You slapped that round perky ass that was staring at you. He froze. His colour draining from his face. “Have you been working out?” You asked with a wink.

“I…Wha…” His mind was blank. Was this payback for that butt pinch he gave you a while ago? You knew that was part of the dare. Wait? Did you like him? Were all those things you did for the past week flirting or…?

“Come on Elsa! We have to go and save our girlfriends!”

“What? Jesus Y/N I swear to god, you are not in your right mind.” Bucky shook his head, a smile escaping him as he ran after you.

The fight was brutal and for the first time in a while you two were perfectly cooperating. Avoiding punches, cooperating, killing a few baddies. It was all good until, out of nowhere, you ran into a trap. Room filled with electric walls and you were surrounded by way to many agents to fight them off all by yourself. Steve and Nat were nowhere to be heard, your coms were blocked.

So this is how you die…You are going to die without having banged Barnes or trying those perfect choco rum cupcakes Wanda was talking about. Damn it.

“I dare you to run in place while meowing for two straight minutes.” You heard Bucky’s voice. “What?!” “I dare you to run in place while meowing for two straight minutes.” Bucky repeated leaving you stunned. “What the hell is wrong with you?! We’re about to die and you are giving me a fucking dare?! Hydra really did mess up your brain.” You spoke through heavy breaths while trying to fight off agents coming at you. “Just do it Y/N. I have a plan. Please! And if we make it alive, you’re a champion!” He smirked as he killed another agent. “Uuuugh FINE!!!!!” So you did it. You started running in place while meowing. At least you’ll die any minute now anyway so the embarrassment won’t last.

To say that agents were confused was understatement. They were not sure if it was a robot. If you were just insane or had a similar past as Winter Soldier and some type of reset was hit in you and this, whatever it was, happened. In those two minutes of that insanity, Bucky managed to get to control box and do some quick rewiring. “Doll get on the floor!” You did it without hesitation as Bucky connected two wires and created some type of electric magnetic field that knocked out everyone standing up.

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The ride on the yet was filled with laughter as Bucky was telling Steve and Nat how funny Y/N looked while doing her crazy cat routine. Even Y/N laughed. It was funny, she’ll give him that. As they were getting out of the jet, Bucky pulled her to side, nodding to Steve and Nat to leave them alone.

“Thank you for trusting me out there! I noticed the box and the only thing that came to me was a weird dare to distract them. I really did not mean to embarrass you.” Bucky said honestly.

“Bucky Barnes, are you blushing?” She noticed his rosy cheeks making another adorable appearance.

“Wha…No…Doll stop that. Don’t look at me like that. I’m just trying to…” He did not finish the thought. Those soft lips he dreamed of were on his. He saw stars. Lots of them. Galaxies. And kittens and puppies. He tasted chocolate cookies. Wait no…that was her lips gloss.

“Thank you for saving us Barnes! I could never be mad at you. Well…for too long!” She winked at him and started leaving, but he was faster.

One thing led to another and all the pent up sexual tension between them was out in the open. They barely made it to his room. Crashing into walls, knocking out vases in hallways. They were a mess waiting for this moment to happen for so long. Bucky could not remember when was the last time he took his clothes off so quickly.

“Bucky get those off, I need you! I need you so bad!!” She moaned into his neck, bodies trembling with need for each other. He was completely naked, his hands were all over her body and her hands touching him in all the places he imagined all those months ago.

“Bucky…”She whispered into his ear seductively as she gently bit him and squeezed his perfectly naked perky ass.

“I dare you to run in place while meowing for two straight minutes.”

TAGS: @valkyrieofsmut @dangerousvikings

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