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kunikidas-lost-glasses · 2 years

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BSD college!AU headcanons pt. 1

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Tws:Dazai typical mentions of depression/sh, very slight mentions of (social-) anxiety, slight mention of OCD and panic disorders, mentions of past abuse, mention of car crash

Pairings: Soukoku, Shin Soukoku, Shibufyo siglai, Ranpoe, Suegiku and Odango get mentioned in this post. In my other posts there will also be Montcott, Steincraft, Higugin and maybe some developing Mystery trio/ Perfect crime trio.

College!AU without thier abilitys. Also Oda is alive. Obviously thier mental health isn't as fucked up as in canon here.

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Shibusawa studies fashion design and spends the most of his time designing and sewing new clothes for his boyfriends, for himself and for his major

Fyodor and Dazai frequently help Shibusawa out and model for him. Nobody knows how he convinced them to do it but apparently it worked

Chuuya secretly plays pocket love where he made himself and Dazai and choosed a dog as pet

Nikolai, Dazai and Ranpo are chaotic besties

Nikolai and Dazai both listen to "The Smiths " and always talk about the songs or do dramatic playback to them

Fyodor and Dazai have a weird hate friendship where they piss each other off the whole time or always try to get the higher scores than the other but as soon as one of them is obviously stuck in a depression hole again or as soon Fyodor passed out due to his anemia again, they seem really worried about the other one

Bram is a wheelchair user who can walk really short lengths since he got hit by a car while he crossed the street years ago

Sigma and Bram are best friends and always get super excited when they see each other in lectures

Dazai's and Chuuya's dorm is right next to the dorm of Nikolai, Fyodor, Sigma and Shibusawa and the walls aren't that thick so Dazai, Nikolai, Shibusawa and Fyodor casually annyoy each other by doing normal activities super loud, blast music or knock against the wall which separates thier dorms

Oda and Ango are both teachers but they know Dazai since he was 14 years old and they basically adopted him

Nikolai is a drama major and his boyfriends never missed a show or a theater rehearsal of him

Chuuya works part time at the local pet shop

A lot students and professors are scared of Fyodor and Nikolai for very obvious reasons

One time Nikolai fell and hurt his leg a lot on stage during a rehearsal and Fyodor shot up from his seat and run onto the stage so quickly that the others were worried that he would pass out any moment from the sudden quick movement

Fyodor's and Nikolai's dorm is usually a mess where the floor aswell as Fyodor's desk is completly covered with books, papers, clothes, kitchenware/dishes, playing cards, watter bottles and god knows what

Bram is, just like Lovecraft, always sleeping and in any location so one can find them sleeping in the most random places of the college. This happens very often

Sigma has no idea how he ended up with Fyodor, Nikolai and Shibusawa but he isn't complaining about it

Fyodor and Nikolai have both russian/ukrainian accents but Fyodor's is much thicker than Nikolai's. Sometimes one has to listen very closely to understand him

Bram has an irish accent

Sometimes Fyo forgets some words in japanese and awkwardly asks Nikolai what it means. Dazai makes fun of him bc of this.

Chuuya is the front singer of the college band which he founded with Akutagawa, Gin,Higuchi and Tachihara

Dazai falls even more in love with Chuuya (if this is even possible) everytime he sees him perform.

Dazai was the old tutor of Aku but he simply dropped him off. Now he is a much better tutor to Atushi, causing Aku to full on hate Atushi after they met

Everyone thought they would be having a mass hallucination after Atushi and Akutagawa made thier relationship public

Ranpo being the adopted son of Fukusawa the headmaster

Sigma is good friends with Atushi and they both try to calm each other's anxiety before exams but they end up panicking together

Poe is a rich exchange student from america who secretly keeps his racoon Karl in his and Ranpo's dorm

He even secretly carries Karl with him in his backpack

Jouno and Tecchou are both in the military but take side classes in the university

Nobody wants to mess with them

Yosano studies medicine and she is always scolding Dazai for his still pretty unhealthy way of living (He tries to get himself together for Chuuya and for Oda and Ango tho and they help him)

She also would scold Fyodor who has even unhealthier habits but even she is kinda scared of him

Fyodor takes afternoon classes, sleeps until late in the morning, stays up until ungodly hours, forgets to eat and drink enough frequently and basically lives in his chair on his desk, working his ass off and chewing his fingers bloody

Nikolai changes his part time jobs often. He already worked at a café, at a McDonald's, etc.

Fyodor doesn't go to work. He scams people on the internet and earns way more money than a normal student would have.

Sometimes he has to go to work tho so people won't get suspicious of him.

At the moment he is working at the local instrument-/music store and hates it bc of the costumers

Fitzgerald is an american professor who doesn't really teach anything and can't memorize the names of the japanese students for shit

After managing to get out of a really deep and horrible depression hole, Dazai decided to go to work in order to make the next step into getting his life together again. Now he works at the local coffee shop where Lucy works too and he rather enjoys it

Mushitaro is Ranpo's and Poe's constantly stressed roommate

Dazai, Chuuya, Yosano, Akutagawa, Gin, Higuchi, Koyo and Tachihara all went to the same high school which was lead by Mr. Mori Ougai before finally getting to this university

Dazai and Yosano both got horribly abused by Mori during thier time there. Chuuya was the one who called the police one day after finding out about the abuse, crashing the door to his office to stop him from abusing Dazai any further

Sigma and Mushitaro both bond over the fact that they both have a panic/anxiety disorder and OCD

Nikolai, Fyodor, Shibusawa and Sigma secretly keep three pet rats in thier dorm even though it's forbidden to keep pets in the dorms.

Elise, Yumeno, Kyouka, Aya and Karma go to the elementary school close to the university.

Elise and Yumeno frequently visit Dazai and Chuuya, Karma frequently visits Fyodor and his boyfriends and Aya frequently visits Bram. The older students have basically adopted the kids.

Sigma dreams of becoming a casino manager in his own casino one day and works really hard to archive this dream

He secretly works part time at a casino in the city. He gets along well with the manager so he is allowed to help out a little bit

Shibusawa once asked how "our casino manager" is doing after Sigma came home after his shift and Sigma nearly cried because of how happy this made him feel

Sigma hates Dazai after he danced with him against his will purely to annyoy him and kinda embarrassed him in front of others after he came newly to the college

Sigma now always threatens Dazai to hit him with whatever is laying or standing close to him if he says stupid stuff to tease him and ignores him most of the time

Fyodor and Dazai both suffer from frequent nightmares and night terrors so when they don't want to wake thier partners up for whatever reason, they often unintentionally meet each other in the 24h Café at night where they either sit quietly together and drink thier coffee, tea or hot chocolate or they just tiredly talk about how's it going, talk about chess and philosophy and gush a bit about thier boyfriends

Ivan hates Nikolai, Shibusawa and Sigma out of pure jealousy because they are together with Fyodor and Nikolai and Shibusawa hate him too

Sigma who came to the university a year after Shibusawa, Nikolai, Fyodor and Ivan didn't experience the whole drama with Ivan because of Fyodor so he was a bit confused at first about why this man hated him so much

Now he just makes him a bit uncomfy

Fyodor is just rather annyoyed but at least he has someone who he can send to buy groceries if they all can't go

Kunikida says that he hates Dazai but in truth he cares deeply about his somewhat friend and he is the only one besides Chuuya, Ango and Oda who had seen Dazai breaking down and being at his lowest

He is also the only one besides the redhead and Oda who is allowed to change his bandages if Dazai geniuly can't drag himself out of bed to do it himself

Kunikida is one of the best students (Dazai, Ranpo and Fyodor are the only ones who always have better scores and it drives him mad since they seem to do nothing to get these scores) and he is allowed to help out Fukusawa and other teachers

Students can often witness how Oda has to wrestle Ango out of his office in the late evening so he has a change of convincing Ango to get a at least a few hours of sleep

Poe works part time in the library of the university and knows the most students due to it. He doesn't really talks with them a lot because of his social anxiety but he observes them often or has to give them recommendations so he knows a bit about what they like and how they spend thier time.

Ranpo, Louisa, Lucy and Yosano visit him in the library often

He actually met Mushitaro and Ranpo through this job at the library

Dazai and Chuuya never appear in a lecture and still have (almost always in Chuuya's case) perfect grades

Fyodor does appear in the lectures but he always reads and isn't paying any attention

Ranpo just eats a whole bunch of snacks during lectures and corrects the professors every single time

Chuuya gets a dozen calls from his overprotective brother Verlaine who wants to know how he's doing and if everything is alright weekly

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BSD college!AU headcanons pt.2

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littleapocalypsekitten · 3 months

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So, a post came across my dash / to my attention about diet and of course it's the meat-eaters vs. the vegans as usual. And it's got me to thinking about my place in it and how I'm just... a non-starter in the argument. In terms of vegetarianism and strict veganism, those who are "evangelistic" about it run into a full-stop with me and there are reasons why that have little to do with me trying to justify "carnism" in the greater whole and whatever. It has everything to do with "press me and I'll just self-identify as evil and call it a day." From a personal standpoint: Here is how I grew up. My father was a butcher. He worked as a retail butcher. Furthermore, I grew up in the country (specifically in the desert) - but in a neighborhood where it was quite common for people to raise their own meat and some of my earliest memories involve this. We had a pig that my parents let me name "Charlotte." She became bacon and while I don't remember it entirely, my father said that I came out to "help" (at 4 years old) when most little girls would have run away from that. I *do* have memories of helping him with our chickens (not that "helping" at that age was anything more than watching or maybe doing a little plucking). Later on, when my dad decided that he was tired of doing double-duty at work and at home and we just bought our meat, we continued to raise chickens for eggs. Sometimes one would get out of the pen and be mauled by our dogs or get into the neighbor's yard and get mauled by the neighbors' dogs and would be lingering away, running and hiding and slowly dying from infection. I was older then and was happy to help Dad catch the chickens and to hold a dying chicken still while he took the mercy-hatchet to its neck. (These were not eaten, of course). I had uncles and aunts who hunted. I never took it up (and kind of regret it, as venison and wild turkey are delicious). I DID take up fishing. I've looked my food in the face as I've put it into an ice-bath or taken the tip of a knife to ike jime... I tend to say a little prayer, but, you know, fish-blood is on my hands... And I always feel a part of nature when I'm catching my own food. Get some nice beef sometimes from a friend whose family has raised their own cattle... And, yeah, there was a time in my youth when I considered becoming a vegetarian. My sister drew me back with how good roasted turkey is. In other words, when answering the question of "If you had to kill your own meat, would you eat like you do now or would you become a vegetarian?" and how most people would choose the latter option? I'm one of those rare, one in a million people who *might* choose the former option. Although, I expect I'd eat meat more rarely if I had to go through all the steps of dealing with it myself, because raising / butchering is very difficult and annyoying - even my pro butcher-dad just gave it up after a while because he got sick of taking his work home with him.

All in all, while I do want livestock as a whole to be treated better, when it comes to the ethics of eating it at all? I was raised in a way that makes me chill with death and life-cycles. If I get my way with a natural burial, the worms will eat me one day.

#food #food ethics #meat eating vs. veganism #I'm an omnivore and expect I will always be #I respect other people's choices #but I will readily self-identify as evil #when you're raised a rural kid back in the 1980s #just thinking of how weird I am #I really do think with ethical questions most people would be inclined to vegetarianism #if their financial and nutritional and flavor-needs were met #now if given the choice of an all-meat diet and a vegan diet...#I'd go for vegan because there is more variety in veggies and fruits than in just meat #I've heard of red meat and salt diet by manosphere right-wing manlings #I do like some vegetarian and vegan dishes and want to eat more of them #but you know if I could get my own rural land again...#one of my dreams is raising egg-chickens #and possibly meat-chickens

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reshramlove1ob · 3 years

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A school project, Pythagorean Snail, that I just so happened to make Undertale Related :0

#undertale #frisk #Chara #sans #flowey #alphys #undyne #toriel #papyrus #asgore #grillby #midget #temmie #annyoying dog #monster kid #Asriel

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doin-yr-mom · 7 years

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Sorry for my rant

I'm going to go out even tho I'm not feelin it totally and have a good time! I don't hang out with these people but it's also nice to get out and interact with new people even though I've been feeling really awkward. I think it will be good to be with only new people for a bit so I don't puppy dog the people I already know. Because I do that a fuck ton. I left my friends birthday party after an hour because I didn't want to annyoy them and I felt so misplaced arou d a shit ton of people I don't know. Like parties with at least one group I know I can handle but that was way to much.

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juicy-juice-hyp0tenuse · 7 years

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99 questions that no one asks that im gonna answer cuz y not

1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Uh, it depends on how trashed my closet is XD if there a lot of clothes on my floor then i close my closet doors to keep my dog from nesting XD  2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? Lol yea  3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? Uh, if i just made my bed then yea. But after a while i get bored and so i undo everything  4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before? No...  5:Do you like to use post-it notes? Yea, but nit for anything important  6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? I dont need to use coupons lol  7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? Bees....  8:Do you have freckles? Nope  9:Do you always smile for pictures? Not always. I dont smile unless i have a good reason to.  10:What is your biggest pet peeve? When people get proportions wrong in a drawing. Especially when it comes to breast sizes and height. Idk why, but it really pisses me off.  11:Do you ever count your steps when you walk? If it crosses my mind then yea.  12:Have you ever peed in the woods? I dont think so  13:What about pooped in the woods? No  14:Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing? I might have. I cant remember  15:Do you chew your pens and pencils? Yea  16:How many people have you slept with this week? 0  17:What size is your bed? Queen size  18:What is your Song of the week? No logic sung by Megurine Luka  19:Is it okay for guys to wear pink? Hell yea  20:Do you still watch cartoons? Lol of course :3  21:Whats your least favorite movie? Rings  22:Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? I would probably bury it under the mango tree in my back yard  23:What do you drink with dinner? Usually water when im at home but when im at a restaurant then Coke  24:What do you dip a chicken nugget in? Nothing...  25:What is your favorite food? Sushi! And Hot wings! (Not together, of course...eww)  26:What movies could you watch over and over and still love? The goonies or Kimi no na wa (your name)  27:Last person you kissed/kissed you? My ex boyfriend. But come not this weekend but the next, ima do a thing to this boy who asked me on a date. I'll go more into detail in another post about James.  28:Were you ever a boy/girl scout? Yea. Girl scouts sucked. But i would hang around with the boys when my bro was in boy scouts. I loved it  29:Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? No...  30:When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? No long ago. But that person will never get that letter..  31:Can you change the oil on a car? Most likely  32:Ever gotten a speeding ticket? Nah, i cant drive :3  33:Ever ran out of gas? Again, cant drive  34:Favorite kind of sandwich? All Italian meat and muenster cheese. No condiments  35:Best thing to eat for breakfast? Frozen waffles  36:What is your usual bedtime? Check tumblr, check hello pal, check quiz up and the cuddle up with my waifu, GUMI  37:Are you lazy? Yea  38:When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? Uh, my farthest memory of dressing up was being Cleopatra for halloween one year. Then the next year i was Spectra Vondergiest for Monster High, next year i was a disco dude, next year i was Hatsune Miku and last year i was Noiz from Dramatical murders.  39:What is your Chinese astrological sign? If im correct, im the monkey  40:How many languages can you speak? 1. I can speak a tad of Japanese tho  41:Do you have any magazine subscriptions? Nope  42:Which are better legos or lincoln logs? LEGOS!!!!!  43:Are you stubborn? Not really  44:Who is better…Leno or Letterman? What  45:Ever watch soap operas? Nope  46:Are you afraid of heights? YES  47:Do you sing in the car? if im with my sister yea  48:Do you sing in the shower? Yea  49:Do you dance in the car? Again, if im with my sister  50:Ever used a gun? A bb gun  51:Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? Spring picture day  52:Do you think musicals are cheesy? Lol yea. Fuck musicals  53:Is Christmas stressful? Yea cuz the fucking overly religious bs is annyoying g for me, an atheist  54:Ever eat a pierogi? Hell yea, im polish :)  55:Favorite type of fruit pie? Cherry~  56:Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Vet / doctor  57:Do you believe in ghosts? Yup. Ive actually had a few encounters  58:Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Yup.  59:Take a vitamin daily? Nah  60:Wear slippers? If i need em and i have a pair ready then yea  61:Wear a bath robe? If i need it then yea  62:What do you wear to bed? Panties and maybe a shirt. Or i just dont take anything of and just sleep  63:First concert? Ive never been to a concert  64:Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Target  65:Nike or Adidas? Neither. I dont care  66:Cheetos Or Fritos? ....fritos  67:Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Niether  68:Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? It sounds familiar but i can put my finger on it  69:Ever take dance lessons? Yes. I was a ballerina in kindergarten  70:Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? Im not married  71:Can you curl your tongue? Yea  72:Ever won a spelling bee? Ive never been entered in one  73:Have you ever cried because you were so happy? Yes  74:Own any record albums? Nope  75:Own a record player? Nope  76:Regularly burn incense? Nope but if i could i would  77:Ever been in love? Yes and i still am. But ever day im haunted with the fact that i will never see him again  78:Who would you like to see in concert? A vocaloid or B52's  79:What was the last concert you saw? Again, ive never seen one  80:Hot tea or cold tea? Both  81:Tea or coffee? Tea  82:Sugar or snickerdoodles? ....thats a hard question....SUGAR  83:Can you swim well? i can swim very well. I just really dont like water XD  84:Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? yea  85:Are you patient? Depends  86:DJ or band, at a wedding? Mmmn nah  87:Ever won a contest? Not that i can remember  88:Ever have plastic surgery? No  89:Which are better black or green olives? GREEN :3  90:Can you knit or crochet? I can crochet a little. Im not that good tho  91:Best room for a fireplace? Living room  92:Do you want to get married? Yea  93:If married, how long have you been married?  94:Who was your HS crush? Im still in middle  95:Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? No  96:Do you have kids? No  97:Do you want kids? Yes. But i wont carry said kids. Im an asexual  98:Whats your favorite color? GREEEEEEEN  99:Do you miss anyone right now? Yes....DAMIAN I LOVE YOU 😔😫

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