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serenagaywaterford · 4 years

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@volatilelovers replied to your photoset “ok so like i had a totally other purpose cos it was about me walkin...”

Ok 1) bra deets 2) I want ur dog I'm sorry I just I want to steal him 3) is this like no make up challenge? Hashtag real lesbian bodies? The airbrushing drives me nuts and soooo much so called lesbian content on tumblr is not realistic and therefore kinda lame imo but it's better than nothing. An embodiment person I follow started a series where ppl send in photos of different parts of their own body and idk this remind me of that. That and thirst trap obviously lmao

1) Puma! from Winners lol. It is SO comfy, ngl. The cups are those annoying bikini type removable ones and they can shift a bit but it’s nice and tight, but not too tight. I mean, Puma don’t make the most long-lasting, durable undies but they’re nice while they last.

https://www.amazon.com/PUMA-Womens-Seamless-Graphic-Crossback/dp/B07XYGGLWM

Puma fits small tho. Like this was a medium, and it’s a bit small. And I’m just a regular 34-B/C (depending on the damn company ofc).

I actually bought it cos of what we were talking about the other day and I was like “i need more sportsbras. sore boobies need gentleness, no more underwires.” (and i gotta say it has helped a lot it seems.) i honestly haven’t really worn sportsbras regularly since...like high school...... so this is all new haha. altho i’m now in the state where if i don’t have to wear a bra at all i won’t. (very different to even 5 years ago when i’d never NOT wear one, even to bed.)

2) he is stupid you can have him lol he has bad breath and won’t stop snuggling and licking toes. he’s a toe licker. he won’t give kisses anywhere else but if you have bare feet watch out. it’s disgusting lol

3) honestly i think that should be a hashtag. i mean so much of the “lesbian content” i post photowise is these perfectly shaped, photoshopped, etc women. probably most of whom aren’t even gay half the time. (the older ones i believe, and they tend to show more real bodies in older women. cos older women aren’t meant to fit in the ~tumblr aesthetic~ anyway.) but with the exception of one or two selfies, i don’t often see actual lesbian bodies here. lots of heavily filtered, posed, aesthetic photos of 18 year olds with perfect bodies. which is like... not most of us? and to be totally frank, it took me so fucking long to be ok with my body and it wasn’t until i really accepted who i was (AND be around other women consistently naked and had it not matter to them) that i even was comfortable with it. like i’ve always been so, not ashamed, but shy. (and i know if you saw photos from when i was 19 and walking around in like no clothes you’d be like “are you sure? cos you look pretty confident in that teeny bikini or dress.” but inside i was very much not confident. i did it to fit in and be popular lol. sweet sweet (fake) validation, babey!). the self love that comes with being with other women is incredible. anyway yeah so like i know how my body DOESN’T fit into the ideal aesthetic (and i’ve had plenty of comments in the past irl about my lack of “womanly”/”child bearing” hips, skinny arms, etc etc. the hip thing always kind of made me laugh tho cos i am always like “well, nature knows! good thing i never want kids then if i don’t have the hips for it!!”) but i think it’s important for people to see regular bodies around. like yeah? a little tummy? i used to be devastated by that (and doctors thought i had an ED cos of it) but i’ve come to accept that it ain’t going anywhere cos i’m a female and that’s just how it’s meant to be. esp as we get older. (and my wife insists it’s cute. cos i was skinnier when i met her and she’s like “you look so much better now”, which is similar to the time i lost a lot of weight to get rid of that tummy specifically cos it’s used to be a Big Thing I Hated, and once i put back on some weight my granny was like “oh thank god. you looked really sick before”.) and esp when you come from a culture that doesn’t have more body acceptance. like the first time i went to iceland and to the pool and all the women were just wandering around naked, in all ages and forms, and with zero shame, i wa slike WHAT IS THIS WORLD??? it was baffling to me. cos even in change rooms here it’s quite i dunno hush hush (altho not men’s locker rooms cos i’ve spent a lot of time in those when i was the only girl on the hockey team and they’re just boldly naked and don’t give a single fuck. but women’s lockerrooms? always a bit more...i dunno.). except old ladies who don’t give any shits whatsoever. but all ages there, just going about their business--and i STILL felt insecure which is crazy. i was stared at more for NOT being buttnaked. even the kids were like “wtf”. i want that sort of casual, easy body acceptance and lack of fear of judgement. and i didn’t even shave my pits here (it’s been weeks)... and i forgot until i posted the photos... and then i realised, it seems really obvious to me irl but then i look at the photos, and i’m like “shit, it’s not really noticeable is it? i’ve been freaking out all this time over nothing???” that was pretty stunning tbh. i didn’t realise til i took the photo that it’s not this massive deal. anyway i’m just sort of sick of the “young, thin, hyper-feminine so-called lesbian with long straight hair and sexy undies” ideal (esp when softly touching other young, thin, feminine so-called lesbians). my god just searching “lesbian” on this hellsite is 95% that exact content (that isn’t a comic or illustration which is the only way to see real bodies lol how ironic). god forbid there’s a butch in sight, even a soft butch, or normal body, or natural bush/hair, or tomboy that isn’t super feminine. (the only tomboys allowed are the cute ones with the hipster shirts and backwards ballcap with long hair and perfect eyeliner). we get the occasional professional athlete but that’s it. (where are the regular athletic women, the sporty, muscular women, not hyper-feminine tomboys? where are the stone butches and big old ‘i don’t give a shit bout anything’ dykes? the women who exist outside the ideal BMI and age range? nowhere. cos it doesn’t fit the virgin tumblr aesthetic. it’s not “pleasing” to the majority of users here cos they’re so accustomed to only seeing one type of “lesbian”) but beggars can’t be choosers. and so i reblog the slight bit of shit we do get lol. i dunno, if i was an 18 yr old lesbian i’d be so worried cos i don’t look anything like these girls and no one else i know is either. so just a regular ole boring lesbian body here and it’s imperfect by social standards but it’s fine by my own. tbh i think it’s pretty cool that normal people send in photos of their bodies, just regular, imperfect, everyday people to counteract the mass of bullshit on social media where everyone is so fucking fake. (i assume that’s what you mean by the blogger you mention. i’m guessing it’s not photos of perfect, filter-heavy body parts etc.) and i think in a weird way, being seen --not necessarily validated for it tho-- helps your own ability to appreciate yourself. like not hiding it. just taking that step and posting “this is my leg” esp if you’ve been insecure about it. and you don’t even need the “omg what a beautiful leg! leg power!” sort of social media cheap validation stuff. just the act of posting it. (and i mean...i don’t mean porny, thirst photos to get likes. just... you know normal shit. although i would TOTALLY post my bush if it was allowed just to knock it home that it’s natural. and NICE. and we need to see it more. and i don’t mean in a porn way either. but in the way we see women in art or science books. nonsexual. like that goop episode LMAOOOOO) just as a “this is what it is”. and we all need a little more bodylove i think. and it’s hard to do that when all you see is the insta and tumblr ideal aesthetics absolutely constantly. but i mean i really did just want to show off the bra ...which then turned into showing off the dog lolololol cos he’s ridiculous.

#volatilelovers #not to be a bitch but sometimes i think there are a lot of people who just reblog these photos for the aesthetic quality #and have never actually even been naked with another woman before #and this bombardment of this 'ideal' only propagates that dangerous ideal and isolates anyone who doesn't 'fit' it #which is ... i'd say #at least 80% of tumblr users.#i used to follow a few girls who were the walking tumblr lesbian aesthetic so they do exist... just not en masse.#there's nothing wrong with appreciating beautiful things and lovely aesthetics... just it's become a little too pervasive??

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theabominableblogger · 6 years

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My Reaction to “Gotham” S1E13

Taking a break from dead week and Netflix in order to post this late, not chronologically accurate reaction post. *finger guns*

AN: I managed to record my reactions to this episode and hopefully I can transcribe what I said into this post.

*in dramatic, hushed voice* Rain...

They’re probably carting a body away... gonna go ahead and roll with that.

Oh, it’s Fish!

Oh God, they’re gonna torture her [Fish], aren’t they?

“Bob will be taking care of you [Fish].” Bob?!?

“Word is you [Jim] got caught with Doc Tompkins in the locker room.” Yes he did.

Isn’t [Flass] Kris Kringle’s really douchey boyfriend?

AN: It’s implied but not confirmed

I pity that dude for being named “Pinky Littlefield.”

Ohh...

YOU’RE TOUCHING THE EVIDENCE WITHOUT GLOVES ON?!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?

Whaaaat are you doing...

*Jim grabs a piece of evidence from the victim’s shoe* You are withholding evidence! Jim!

[Jim] Whaaaaat are you doing?

Ed’s freaking going in with a magnifying glass!

“I’m putting you down as Maria Mercedes Mooney, AKA Fish.” Oh OK, that’s her name.

Why is she called Fish? Because she wears scales half the time or what?

Or is it just because she talks all the time? Fish lips?

Butch! What happened?

“Upside is the place is crawling with criminals, so we got beaucoup suspects to choose from.“ Beaucoup!

Sorry, I just really enjoy using that word.

“The second that those guys out there hear that you're looking at a cop, they are gonna turn on you [Jim].“ Flass! It was Flass!

Bruce! Good to see you again!

*in terrible Boston accent* [Alfred] Lock dah cah!

*bangs hand on desk with each word* Lock! Your! Car!

What’s going on?

*Butch come to Fish’s rescue* Ohhh.... oh wow! Butch to the rescue!

*sing songs* Interrogation montage timeeee!

Is this a drinking game? Yeah, it’s gonna be a new drinking game. Take a shot!

*eyes bulge in shock when one of the cops mentions having an affair with another cop’s wife a while back*

“Then who was it?” It was Flass!

“[Jim] You couldn't bring him [Officer Delaware] in here quietly, put him in some back room? You making some kind of statement?” “Damn right I am.” Jim, what are you doing?!?

JIIIMMM!!

What are you doing, Ed?!? What are you doing?!?

“This [greeting card] is for you [Kristin].” Nooooooo.....

Ed, what are you doing? What are you doing, Ed?

Being a creepy little shit, that’s what it is.

Hahaha, he’s [Ed] like “blah blah blah” *mimics Ed randomly drumming his fingers against the cabinet*

Butch!

That’s a big ass ice pack!

Oh, they [Oswald] revamped Fish’s club? They reformatted it into the Iceberg?

“Someone [Liza] left a scarf...” Nooooo!!

“Finders keepers!” Oh, [Oswald] you bitch!

*imitates Jim hissing “Now? You tell me this now?”*

He uses his teeth so much when he’s angry!

Y’know what, what if it isn’t Flass? What if it’s not a dirty cop?

I dunno, my money’s still on Flass...

I like this music...

Greeeeennnn! Green lighting everywheeeeerreee!

*Jim starts fighting Delaware* Yo, Jim, whoa, stop! You instigated it!

Is there always this rivalry between the homicide and the narcotics departments?

“Internal Affairs just ruled Winkler’s death a suicide.” Wwwhaat?

That is B.S.! How could he have stabbed himself in the back of the neck? No... no!

“’Can't be a suicide?’ He [Winkler] stabbed himself in the back with an ice pick? That's absurd!“ Exactly!

“Where are you [Jim] going?” “Back in an hour.” Jim, what are you doing?

Jiiimm!

*Ed walks in on Flass reading Ed’s greeting card out loud to Kristin* OH NOOO!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!

“It's a real piece of work you [Ed] got there, perv. I wouldn't quit your day job if I were you.“ Screw yoooouuuu!!!

*flips off screen with both hands*

“What a creep.” He’s [Ed] right there, you freaking moron [Flass]!

“Jim. Welcome. Come in.” PLEASE GOD do not go to Oswald for help!

He [Jim] looked so uncomfortable when he had to kiss Gertrude’s hand!

I cannot freaking believe that Jim is going to Oswald for help. What has this show come to?

I’m only midway through S1. What is going on?

“I [Oswald] was beginning to think you’d forgotten about me.” He [Jim] doesn’t wanna do anything with you!

“I'm [Jim] investigating him and his crew for murder, but I've hit a wall. He's too well-connected. I figured since Maroni runs the drug trade, maybe you [Oswald] could find somebody with the goods on Flass?“ NOOO-OH MY GOD!

I cannot freaking believe this...

Jim’s like “I cannot freaking believe I’m doing this...”

Ooooohhh, this music!

Is this Victor [Zsaz]?

Yeessss!!

I cannot believe that I just cheered for a serial killer who makes slash marks on his arms

I cannot believe that she’s [Gertrude] wearing around a dead girl’s scarf. Un-freaking-believable.

*Oswald starts getting drunk* Yes! Drink all the booze! All the booze!

HAHAHA I cannot believe this!

ALL THE BOOZE!

*starts jamming out to the music in the background, hand movements included*

*Fish starts clapping at Oswald’s drunken introduction* Shhiiiiiiiiiiiitt!!

Shit!

Heesa [Oswald] in big doo-doo dis time!

He’s [Bruce] playing chess with himself? The neeerrd!

No, I’m kidding. I’ve done that before.

No, kidding. I never have.

*Bruce gives Selina a snowglobe as a present* Aaawwww... oh that’s cute! That’s so cute!

“I [Selina] came here to tell you [Bruce] to stop hassling me.” Lies! You two like each other!

[Selina] You broke the kid’s [Bruce’s] heart... c’mon!

*Oswald’s second-hand man starts waterboarding Delaware’s wife in order to make Delaware talk* Nooooo!

*imitates Fish wagging her finger in Oswald’s face*

*Victor and his henchwomen start shooting at Fish and Butch* Ooohhh!

Butch!

*Victor traps Butch* Oh, buddy... oh no. Oooooooooohhhhhh boy.

I know they’re not gonna kill off Butch because he’s Solomon Grundy in S4 but c’mon!

Ooohh, is that spaghetti?

“Anyway, I’m [Kristin] sorry.” OK, first steps...

“There’s hope.” But you’re [Ed] still freaking creepy...

*Jim finds the bloody ice pick* OH my God!

*Harvey and Fish kiss each other goodbye* Ohhh....

*boogies out to ending theme*

#welcome back jim gordon #Gotham #FOX #the blogger reacts #looked at the stars and considered a reaction #jim gordon #fish mooney #edward nygma #butch gilzean #oswald copplepot #bruce wayne #selina kyle #alfred pennyworth #victor zsasz #kristin kringle

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