#anyway suggest names for him

[mishzar]

guess who just got his first tattoo

#the cockatrice is very transmasc I think #something about roosters laying eggs and the masculine symbolism of both snakes and roosters #and the bastardisation of said masculinity #anyway suggest names for him

[saintbleeding]

it’s a horror tragedy. people are mean and uncharitable and impatient with him and don’t give him the benefit of the doubt because he is the protagonist of a horror tragedy. u are supposed to think it is tragic. dare i say u are supposed to be horrified.

#i didnt say a name but u still thought of him didnt u. #to be clear this is not in direct response to a specific post or occurrence it’s just a long term annoyance #and like! to be fair! u don’t have to like tma BECAUSE it’s a horror story. heck like it in spite of that if that’s ur taste #but there are certain conventions and plot/story features that are going to be present #and it’s not because [melanie/georgie/basira/martin] is being necessarily unreasonable #it’s almost always because he is a horror protag. bad things happen to him because technically speaking that is what we are here to #forgive the phrasing #bear witness to #anyway im not tryna attack anyone or suggest anything be Done about this it’s just a thought ive had knocking around

[heuffopla]

*with tears in my eyes* I think I'm coping pretty well

#I'd like to think the CATS will change name again. Another animal themed one drop your suggestions in the comments hfhdh #Anyways it's my fav headcanon that Hunter will still be able to talk to Flapjack and keep the hyperspeed powers!! He deserves to be HAPPY #FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET HIM HAVE SOME KIND OF HAPPINESS #I just thought. He carves himself a wolf Palisman. Good for him #toh spoilers #toh #the owl house spoilers #the owl house #thanks to them #toh hunter #hunter noceda #Flapjack #The owl house season 3 #LOVE LOVE LOVE the mullet tho. Fuck you belos for growing his hair back out but. It's also a Look.

[winepresswrath]

sudden yearning for time travelling teen jiang fengmian lands at lotus pier fic that winds up being about a perfectly nice kid having a varying series of "oh no. i don't like that. that's a lot" reactions.

#i think in order for this to be satisfying i have to give grace and interiority to teenmian #i'm picturing an older teen like 18ish? maybe even early 20s? #big crush on csr he's already pretty sure isn't going to work out #but at least he'll always have wei-xiong #anyway this is my ploy to give jfm a chance at an ugly crying meltdown #he's trying so hard to be even keeled and like #maybe take this as an evil vision designed to teach him something #but somewhere in between my crush stole my man and then they died #my whole sect burned #my grown ass son who is older than me making the vibe sooooo weird #and my grandson! child of my dead???? daughter?????? #is just like yeah he never talks about you. no never never #and then wwx blows into town and idk somehow they all end up at dinner together and jfm politely calls lqr a punk ass bitch in front of lwj #because what???? context clues suggest lqr has the fucking nerve to not like wei xiong's baby after All That #only for adult son with the weird vibes #to imply only filial piety is keeping him from naming the real #punk ass bitch #anyway this ends with jfm crying because clearly he marries yuanyuan and she HATES HIM and then his own son ALSO HATES HIM #and would rather stupid Lan-er-gongzi #be his dad. #if you like lqr so much why don't you just join the lan sect then????? #and that's how jc learns he didn't get it all from his mama #jc didn't mean it he was stressed! this isn't his dad it's an a-ling sized kid. but it's still stressful

[skrunksthatwunk]

the new (accidental) majima family mascot

discoveries + settling in

she won't sit still for the camera :(

headcanons + backstory + closeups below cut:

ok SO basically my idea's that nishida's got a niece or something and she can't keep her snake for whatever reason (i.e. moving in with fiance who's terrified of snakes), so he's taking care of her temporarily. and he's telling the other majima construction boys about this while they're on break and majima overhears and is like no way. ya Gotta let me meet the snake. because he's curious y'know.

he keeps trying to get her to like... do tricks or to feed her snacks and stuff. like c'mere girlie here i smuggled ya some crumbs ;) don't tell nishida okay ;)) but she is Not Interested because that doesn't even register as food to her. he's surprised by how cold she is and how content she is to just sit there most of the time but he kinda gets attached and long story short. majima family office pet.

kinda wonder if she'd be taken hostage at some point. feels like a substory plot.

anyway she's a corn snake so she's pretty low maintenance, and while majima's like >:/ woulda rather we'd gotten a big big fucker i mean look how small her head is >:// it's probably for the best, since most of the family hasn't had to care for a reptile before

some family members are scared of her. majima tells them to suck it up because he's scarier. if they get too fussy he starts sticking their hands in her enclosure just to fuck with them, until he realizes it scares the snake, and then he stops. he still threatens to take their pinkies and feed them to her, though. sometimes he leaves her shed skin at their desks and is like oooohhh she got out again whoooppss watch out she's a biter

he sticks to feeding her thawed frozen mice because that's what nishida and his niece did, but if he'd been on his own he'd probably have pit a live mouse against the snake to keep her strong and on her toes and bc he likes seeing her fight (don't do this btw)

he's very confused about snake anatomy (like. why doesn't she have eyelids?) and did some research and now knows like. wayyy too much about cloacas. which he tells nishida about because it makes him uncomfortable and he finds that funny

he gets really into enclosure decorating for a while, wanting to build her the biggest and coolest thing he can. it's kind of beautiful actually

given the life majima leads, such a low-maintenance animal actually kinda suits him. she needs him, but it's not for much and there's not that strong an emotional element to it on her end. there's a distance to it that lets him feel safer getting stuck on her, and which makes him feel a lot less guilty when he dips for a few days. (though he's sure to send someone around to check on her, he figures she can fend for herself outside of checking water levels and stuff)

also i feel like saejima would like her. mutual sitting there swag (she's not as energetic as majima and not as chill as saejima. in-betweener)

also majima leaves the gross stuff up to his boys, of course.

#anyway this is dedicated to/based on my snake my beautiful boy my lovely little baby carrot and the four-ish years we've had him <3 #rgg #ryu ga gotoku #yakuza #like a dragon #majima goro #goro majima #nishida #kiryu kazuma #kazumaji #kinda...? ig #skrunkart #also go look up snake yawning just trust me. it's not just vertical they like stretch both halves of each jaw it's really cool #well ok. depends on the snake depends on the yawn #also i don't have a name for her yet so if anyone has suggestions i'd love to hear em

[caguaydreams]

Self indulgent sketches from when I started playing TotK :)

#Revali #TotK #Tears of the Kingdom #LoZ #Frostbite armor set #one of the first pieces of armor I found was the frostbite tunic #it's called *tunica de la ventisca* in spanish which translates to blizzard tunic. A name that suggests a connection to wind elements(? #that paired with the area where you find it plus the overall design made my mind sparkle #because it kinda looks like Rito clothing or it just me??? #anyway I needed to see Revali rocking this tunic I miss him so much #I wanted to color these but ughhh no... not today...... #caguaydraws

[moeblob]

New OCs

(briefly, humans and supernatural beings have to team up for building better relations with each other and all the supernaturals can shapeshift and take on human appearances but also have their 'original form'.)

OK so I was GOING to draw fanart today - I had a fun idea and everything! But health anxiety (and anti-anxiety meds) wore me out so I kinda .... slogged through OCs as a treat to me. I am going to go to the doctor tomorrow so HOPEFULLY it's all okay.

#my characters #also kite is the worst socially and says things he thinks are surely fitting for a human conversation #but ends up insulting grady with 99% of the comments and that makes grady not fond of him #but then grady is like super pleasant to others and doesnt know how to act around kite and flubs a lot too #its a disaster and the twins are like oh no this is painful #mr tengu that was so tacky you cant say that to a human #mr tengu you cant DO that to a human STOP BEING LIKE THIS #while callum is just like wow this is hilarious thanks for bothering my younger brother its adding character to his life #and kite is stressed because thats the least encouraging thing to hear ever thank you v much hes TRYING to adapt #but also kite isnt his real name and he doesnt know squat about humans BUT he knows they have the internet #and so hes like well the problem is i dont want to actually say my name to you all because what if i am Online (TM) #and so he asks for a new name and then is like he should name me - the tiny one who wants to kick my ass should name me #so grady is like ....... nooooo...... dont............ and then suggests kite bc he's done google research #and kite is a type of bird and according to wikipedia has some familiarity to tengu so therefore yeah #and kite is like !!!!!! DOES HE ! KNOW THINGS ! and happily accepts the slightly researched name while the other humans #are like grady stop that is bullying the poor guy leave him alone pick a normal name! #anyway not drawn yet but there is a human guy partner for the twins and he immediately is like perfect #i know which is which lets go out and explore the human world for your research #and they dont understand how he knows them apart so fast and none of the other humans seem to tell em apart #but then none of the humans are shocked at the guy who knows so the girls are like sir howst do you know #and hes just v casual oh right yeah younger identical twin sisters - i have Practice ! and they are endeared to him haha #anyway if you read all those tags ty #and yes in his tengu form he does actually have the long nose please do not be mad #i just dont draw noses normally and im too tired to practice rn so #i only drew the second one today anyway - the first pic was done a couple days ago but i didnt wanna post on main #but then here i am posting on main #im sorry

[ballad-of-elgado]

Thinking of how I could put my mans in the worst outfits imaginable from monhun. If women are allowed revealing clothing then the men should have more of them too imo.

Hunted for a while and decided the Shell-Studded armor is actually really good looking 😅. I’ll be hunting for other armors as I play through the switch version of risebreak (again) and going broke because of it.

The full image is on my ko-fi for members because I wasn’t sure how much I wanted to share here. Kinda suggestive?? Ig??? Not sure?? Maybe I’ll draw more of this outfit??

#this outfit is so silly so if i do share more outside of kofi then i hope yall end up liking it too :’D #anyways not gonna tag this properly since its just for letting yall know its on kofi #kofi #Link (elgado) #ballad-art #also dont mind his expression hes fine he just looks like that at all times #hes the list of emotions meme where the only thing he goes :) about is food lmao #also been thinking of au names for him?? #<- Either Nymin or Nayim #not sure. any Wyverian-esque name suggestions are welcome tho

[betweenblackberrybranches]

Being an adult means sometimes you just realize that you can buy that little depressed looking 3,99€ dinosaur toy, whos only action is that it can open its mouth and clamp down on your finger

#i ramble #trying to think of a name for my new son #from a specific angle he looks like the 'then perish' meme #highly judgmental dino baby #he has more power than all of us #anyways he is a sad lil boy and i love him #im taking name suggestions

[habeascorpseus]

im going to regret posting this, arent i

#habeas speaks #my art #mcytshipping #LOOK THIS ISNT ON ME. THIS IS BECAUSE JOEL DECIDED TO CALL JIMMY HIS PET *TWICE* #ITS NOT MY FAULT HE HAS NO DAMN CHILL #why did he call him pet. why did he say 'you are my pet.' im gonna lose my mind #ANYWAYS FUCK YOU. SHIT. I DREW THE FUSION IN A COLLAR. SHUUUTTTT UP. #not tagging the names because. anyways fuck you #suggestive #? #like he has on a collar and i guess there are Implications but . sigh. im not beating the allegations today

[kidsnextdoor-doodles]

“Rachel has a crush on Nigel and hates Liz-” WRONG. SAPPHICS!

#rachel after nigel tells her lizzie dumped him: ‘oh wow that sucks. anyways hypothetically if someone were to-’ #knd #codename: kids next door #kids next door #numbuh 362 #rachel mckenzie #lizzie devine #numbuh vine #I think this is my first time posting lizzie ever?? omg #anyways anyone got ship name suggestions #right now I think spacegfs but I kinda want something more creative #spaceGFs #november 2023

[mawixtys]

[ID in alt]

what if a man was also a prehistoric fish

#hermitcraft #xbcrafted #every time i try to draw xb chubby all artistic skill i have leaves my body. i swear ill draw him like that some day. its important to me + #please ignore any and all jank anatomy is a suggestion to me <3 #also apologies if the id isnt the best. i fucking eepy + #anyways. tag rambling time. hes a gogo fish! scientific name mcnamaraspis #theyre a prehistoric fish from about 380 million years ago! #we actually know that they had similar anatomy to sharks because we have some of their organs preserved!! which is really fucking cool!!! #soft tissue almost Never fossilizes #they also had chambered hearts below their gills!!!! which is why xb is making the heart with his hands below his throat and not actually- #above his heart #another thing!! the rings of saturn are estimated to be about. between 10 million to 100 million years old #at the very earliest. there were complex chambered hearts before the rings of fucking saturn #and at the very latest. the triassic jurrasic and cretaceous all happened Before saturn had rings #anyways tag ramble over. i just think gogo fish are neat :] #rocky.png

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

i think it's really interesting that morgott names all of his "willful traitor" family in his boss fight cutscene and yet leaves messmer out, despite him seeming to be so overwhelmingly coded as The Quintessential Traitor. like, is it that

morgott considers messmer (again, heavily associated with snakes and fire, the specific symbolic enemies of the erdtree, and managed to get his whole throne removed) such a traitor that he refuses to even speak his name

morgott actually does not consider messmer a traitor (they do appear to share similar motives, and we have no real evidence of messmer participating in the shattering war, which is morgott's chief complaint about everyone else)

he's naming shardbearers who participated in the shattering war, specifically (godrick gets included) and messmer doesn't have a great rune/wasn't a part of the shattering, so whatever else aside he was irrelevant to the point morgott was making

none of the above; morgott doesn't even know messmer exists (very possible that messmer was born+grew up+got [???] while the omens were in the sewer and they just completely missed each other) so he's just like ah yes. malenia. miquella. that one inexplicable empty space. radahn.

#the nemesis speaks #sorry i know it's been 24/7 nonstop eldenring hours over here. im just. im rotating it. #the out of universe explanation is obviously that naming him in a mandatory cutscene would have given the entire thing away #but that's not really that interesting #anyway fuck im so excited for this guy in the dlc. i am already all about him from the like 30sec of dialogue we have #also hey why do two other shardbearers just. not have thrones. but godrick of all people gets one #did godrick steal or inherit godwyn's throne...? #i guess rennala doesn't have one bc she's not a shardbearer it's just her egg. and they don't give thrones to eggs i guess #and mohg WAS very much Not Wanted in the lineage so him being blacklisted makes sense #(since morgott also sits on the leyndell throne and not one of the illusory golden ones suggesting he never got one either)

[dazais-guardian-angel]

flashback to the time Dazai's english voice actor made an armed detective agency joke about Kunikida's missing hands and accidentally prophesied the s5 finale........ Kaiji is simply too powerful

#bungou stray dogs #dazai osamu #for more context he was initially talking about how easily everything could be solved if the ADA actually used guns as their name suggests #and someone mentioned Kunikida using guns and then he said that lmao #and then it snowballed into this entire witch hunt after him for being ableist just because puritan kids in fandom now can't take a joke 🙃 #which is depressing because it was really funny and kaiji is an amazing person who deserves the entire world #but anyway he accidentally predicted the fyodor hand thing and i can't stop laughing 😭😭😭 i can just see dazai saying that there #IT FITS TOO WELL #in other news though i've still been sitting and reflecting on my thoughts on the finale #and i'm working on a post based on that theory i reblogged #so stay tuned (idk who i'm saying this to. to anyone who possibly cares lmao)

[spook-e-snail]

EVERYONE CROSS YOUR FINGERS THAT I ACTUALLY GET TO KEEP ONE OF THESE STUMPY PUPPIES!!!

#genuinely nothing can be as bad as the last dog i almost got #tw animal death but like bruh tf you mean you left him outside and coyotes got him???? wgat!! #anyways this person seems alot more trustworthy about the puppies. like they're vaccinated and dewormed n shit #DROP NAME SUGGESTIONS PLEASE THEY'RE ALL EITHER BLACK AND WHITE OR BROWN AND WHITE🙏🙏🙏 #the lady said they're border collie husky mixes #they've got other shit in there too but thats mostly what they are

[shit-wcue-players-say]

BREAKING NEWS: canon character banned from own series for being "too problematic" (by the same community that also thinks visibly disabled characters(and likely people in general) need to be censored or otherwise hidden because "some people think that's gross" which is a mixed signal at best. Do we care about their feelings or not)

#basically the moral of the story is wcue players fucking hate disabled people but they won't admit it #and also eventually your “activism” wraps back around into being harm if you keep going long enough #eventually any depiction at all becomes “potentially offensive to someone out there” #i generally try not to “slippery slope” things but they are basically already there in this case so i feel like i'm allowed to this time #wcue #roblox #reports channel #good lord #i'm going to die young #dislike “-kitty” users btw. not as aggravating as “exp” line breaks in bio S/H people #but close #one time me and my friend were hanging around #and someone walked up to my friend unprovoked and suggested he change his bio from “tom” to “hekitty” #because his character had pink on him and they insisted that it “fit better” #anyway that's not related i'm just being reminded of it #no i couldn't tell you why their name is offcenter either #i do know it's on purpose though and i hate it #sorry i have a lot to say about this one lmfao #remember this game is officially endorsed by the warrior cats team. Surely they cant possibly know what kind of shit goes on in there #if they did i think they'd shit their pants