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ilovekrishnarjun · 2 months

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Arjuna: Madhav can i- *sees Krishna talking with Daruka*

Arjuna: maybe i should wait- *accidentally overhears*

Krishna: My wives, my kinsmen, my relatives, none amongst them is dearer to me than Arjuna.

Krishna: O Daruka, i shall not be able to cast my eyes even for a single moment, on the Earth bereft of Arjuna.

Krishna: I tell you, the world should not be bereft of Arjuna.

Arjuna:

Arjuna: ....Madhav?

Krishna: Shi- heyyy Parth!

Arjuna: *Smirking*

Krishna: *Gay panic intensifies*

#arjun x krishna #arjuna x krishna #krishna and arjun #krishna x arjun #krishna x arjuna #krishnarjun #hinduism #like i expect this is what could had happened #krishna #arjuna

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blue-lotus333 · 1 month

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Krishna x Arjuniya 🦚☁️

“Arjuniya, having seen in confusion on the left side of the pleasing goddess Radhika, propitiating and offering a tāmbūla to him of a bright smile, was overcome with the passion of love. Then Sri Krishna, who knew everything, knowing her to be like that, seized her hand, and he the lord, the great master of magical art secretly sported with her in the entire pleasure-forest.”

- Padma purana, 177b-196a

(Art by _shirosawa on twitter)

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holograham-crackers · 1 year

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boy get up counterfeit Bhagavad Gita is still taking over my life ,,,,

#krishjun #arjuna x krishna #krishna #arjuna #mahabharat

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twosquareroti · 1 year

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@eremin0109 made a post or wrote some tags where she explains that Ved Vyas actually made Arjuna/Krishna canon in the Padma Purana, and it absolutely must be shared.

So Arjuna approaches Krishna in anguish, needing to know about the rasleela.

Krishna decides he’s not going to tell Arjuna about it because Arjuna is going to experience it.

Arjuna approaches Tripurasundari to help him experience this, as per Krishna’s instructions.

Arjuna pleases Tripurasundari and enters a special lake that turns him into a beautiful woman, Arjuni.

Arjuni meets the gopis and is taken to Krishna whose reaction is very 😉💖. Arjuni is so overcome with love and desire that she literally falls to the ground, barely manages to stand up again, and has so many overpowering feelings for Krishna that she trembles, has goosebumps all over, and is sweating. 🥵

Krishna grabs Arjuni’s hand and goes to “”sport”” with her all over the entire forest to the point where Arjuni is exhausted by all the wild “”sport”” they’ve been having. Krishna has to guide her by the shoulder just so that she can walk, and she has to be guided again to go take a relaxing bath in the special lake.

Arjuna gets his male body back once he gets into the lake but is completely broken and depressed because it’s over and he is no longer united closely with Krishna. But Krishna touches Arjuna and brings him back to mental health, and Arjuna goes home “with his mind delighted and having wonderful recollections.”

Vyas shipped it first, what can I say? 🤷🏻‍♀️😉

#I have no idea how to tag this lol #Arjun #Arjuna #Krishna #Arjun x Krishna #Arjuna x Krishna #padma purana

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incorrectmahabharatquotes · 2 years

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u were my krishna x arjun enlightenment 😭😭 i read all the fics on ao3 😃✋ they're not enough 🤧

Here, have this interaction from the Incorrect Mahabharat Quotes discord server as treat-

Happy Pride! <3 🌈

-Mod S

#ask reply #mod replies #arjuna x krishna #krishjun #yes #I'm tagging it as krishjun #go fuck yourself G #krishna #arjun #pride?#happy pride 🌈#I'm tired #mod s is always tired #mod: s

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h0bg0blin-meat · 3 months

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Arjun: *clenching his fists* Fight me!

Krishna, standing behind him, sudarshan chakra in hand: *mouthes* Do not.

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orgasming-caterpillar · 27 days

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Mahabharat characaters on Social Media: pt. 1

Yudhisthir

Mostly reblogs "Am I The Asshole?" polls and somehow each with a detailed and insightfully correct answer. Most people just look for his reblog and then vote whatever answer he's deemed right. That's how he earned the nickname "Dharmaraja"

Always explains stuff to the asks he gets and does it very politely so. You could ask him about anything and as long as he knows about it, he'll tell you about it.

Women respector since before 5000BC.

Never annoyed by hate comments on himself. Calls the fuck out of them if they disrespect his brothers.

Bheem

Posts photos of foods he likes.

Always posts about what he's cooking.

Gives gym tips to beginners.

Probably has "never stop bulking 💪" in his bio

Definitely makes it his own duty to teach his mutuals how to cook.

Arjun

Crazy good archery skills. Knows it. Shows them off.

(most people just look at his arm muscles flexing though)

Arjun: Madhav! Look at how famous this post about my archery is getting. I don't understand though. All I did was hit a bull's eye.

Krishna, looking at Arjun in that video being completely shirtless and slicked with sweat, brown skin glowing under the sun: *sweats*

Doesn't understand the thirst comments. ("Madhav what does railing mean and why does this person want me to do it to them?" "Uhm, it means they want you to "train" them haha. It's a slang. Haha." "*Replies to comment* sure I'd love to rail you")

Nakul

Sexy and he knows it.

Thirst traps.

Actually works very hard and always helps people, but he's such a troll that people just think he's a unemployed gymrat pretty boy until he attends some big event and people are like "YOU HAVE A JOB??????"

Loves his fans (I just know he'll heart each and every thirst comment go argue with a wall)

Always tagging his twin in the most random posts (most of them are jumpscares)

Sahdev

Does not want to be here

Always duets the videos nakul sends him and screams at the jumpscares ("I do not like this TRICKERY!" "The ball hit the camera Sahdev it wasn't gonna jump out the phone and hit you in the face" "I am BLOCKING YOU")

The fans love his reactions. He doesn't know, he never checks the comments.

Gives in after some time and creates a no-bullshit self help account to help people manage their life and work more efficiently

Krishn

The definition of Hot Mess™

On every platform he's on, which is every platform that exists, this man is Chaos. One post will be "My wife is so beautiful" and then "I miss Arjun" and then "here's three legal ways to loophole out of a lawsuit" and then a motivation post and then a video of a cute baby cow he saw on the sidewalk.

Pranks the fuck out of everyone and everything (his favourite victim is arjun)

Professional roaster. Has online beef with Shakuni. Insults in the most insufferable way possible you canNOT find a way to insult back it's so annoying cuz then he's like 😇🦚

Cute couple reels with Rukmini

#pt 2 on the way stay tuned #mahabharat #mahabharata #star plus mahabharat #starbharat #krishna x arjun #krishna x rukmini #mahabharat memes #incorrect mahabharat quotes #mahabharat nakul #nakula #arjuna #sahdeva #yudhisthir #bheem #mahabharat bheem #hindu mythology memes #hindu memes

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krishna-premi · 10 months

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how i imagine arjun's relationship was with subhadra:

Tbh I believe they're both shy like really shy. Like they can't look at each other without giggling. Arjun always looks after Subhadra. He makes sure she has everything she needs, always. When Arjun found Subhadra likes reading poetry he brought poetry books from everywhere he can for her. He sometimes writes poetry for Subhadra. He's not the best poet but Subhadra keeps his collection under her pillow and reads them every night. Sometimes they both take strolls in the garden together but they never stand too close. Once they did, their hands brushed against each other and they both backed away so fast. Subhadra has specific flowers she adores in the garden that she personally looks after. When Subhadra goes to Dwarka, Arjun sits by those flowers while missing Subhadra. And when Arjun is away, Subhadra sits by his bow and arrows waiting for her beloved to return. I just think they're a really really cute couple.

This was a request by someone im so sorry it took me long to write i've been busy 😭

#krishna #subhadra #mahabharata #gopiblr #arjuna #desiblr #desi #arjun x subhadra

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aneshb25 · 10 months

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“What are you doing, Parth?”, he whispered. He didn’t reply. Instead, he leaned up and placed a kiss on Madhav’s cheek, feeling his hands trembling. Arjun then woke up with a start.

Inspired from Mahabharata - A Rewrite by SauveBlackSwan, Chapter 14

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#I LOVE THIS FIC SO MUCH 😭#ao3 fanart #ao3 #krishna #arjuna #krishna x arjun #ship art #mahabharat #fanart

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15pantheons · 2 years

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Panchali, holding a rock: Arjun just gave this to me and said “I feel like you deserve the moon, but all I can give you is a rock”.

Krishna: If you don’t marry him, I will.

#mythology #hindu mythology #incorrect quotes #source: perchance generator #mahabharata #mahabharat #krishna #panchali #draupadi #arjuna #arjun #pandavas #arjun x panchali #arjuna x draupadi

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lashtonesie · 2 years

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My Mythology ships

- Achilles x Patroclus

-Alexander x Hephaestion

- Krishna x Arjun

#the song of achilles #krishna x arjun #krishna x arjuna #alexander and hephaestion #alexander trilogy #achilles #achillesandpatroclus #achilles x patroclus #gay ships #bl ships #mythology ships #mythology #mahabharat #the illiad

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ilovekrishnarjun · 2 months

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#krishna x arjun #krishna and arjun #arjuna x krishna #arjun x krishna #hinduism #krishnarjun #krishna x arjuna #krishna in the 21st century #krishna #krishjun #arjuna #arjun #mahabharata

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blue-lotus333 · 1 month

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Arjuni Sketches!🪷🦢🤍

(Some are very old, so they would probably be a little crappy)

Old sketches, + Arjuni x Krishna🩷

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holograham-crackers · 1 year

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Boy get up, new Bhagavad Gita just dropped /j

(this is definitely not code for,,,,, how I definitely did not post Krishjun fic on ao3 :sweating nervously:)

#arjuna x krishna #krishjun #mahabharat #arjuna #krishna #hinduism #THERES AN INCORRECT MAHABHARATH QUOTE DISCORD SERVER WAHTTT #procreate

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astrology-prediction · 1 month

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#arjuna #krishna x arjun #mahabharat

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incorrectmahabharatquotes · 11 months

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HI! I've been reading through some old posts and i was wondering if you could explain how Arjun did raas with lord krishna? <3

Hello!

So the bit you're referring to is not actually from the Mahabharat. It's from the Padma Purana's pātāla-khanda.

This tiny story is a part of the dialogue that occurs between two people in the future as is the typical narrative style of these tales. It goes something like:

Arjun is curious to know all sorts of details about the raas-leela- where does it happen, how many gopis are there, who are they etc etc. Krishna is cryptic, as usual, and tells him that a man simply cannot perceive it even if the said man is more precious to him than life itself to him. Therefore, it's no use asking. Arjun is Disappointed™. Krishna is soft for him so he tells him it's fine and that he shouldn't worry about it because he'll see for himself. Then he instructs him to go to a goddess(Tripāsundari, to be exact) who will help him.

Arjun goes to her, prays to her and calls to her. She appears, pleased by his devotion and adoration. She also asks him a rhetorical question, that I personally find funny, which basically is along the lines of "What makes you so special that Krishna is letting you have this one thing that no other mortal, deity or ascetic can have?" She doesn't wait for an answer, because I think she already knew and then proceeds to give Arjun a list of prayer related tasks to worship her properly. After he follows her instructions, she and her friend show him Radha's house and vrindavan. Then she tells him to take dip in an auspicious lake and he does and emerges as a beautiful woman.

(At this point, I will be using she/her pronouns for Arjun/Arjuni because that's what the story says.)

Arjuni rises from the lake, having forgotten everything about her male self. There's a lot of poetic waxing about how alluring and attractive her voice, physicality and personality are. She happens upon a bunch of women(the gopis, obviously) who are equally as beautiful and charming as her. All the gopis are very lovely, actually and ask her who she is and how she happened to end up there and kind of soothe Arjuni's anxiety and then all of them introduce themselves. They say that they used to sages in their past life and are now gopis who participate in raas leela with Krishna.

They take her to lake, play with her, bathe her etc etc. It's all VERY sapphic, trust me. There's also a lot of praying involved. After the initiation is over, Arjuni meets Radha. More praying and devotion.

Pleased by all this devotion, Krishna asks Radha to bring Arjuni to him who promptly breaks out into sweaty excitement upon seeing him.

(Okay, now, I guess I'm obligated to inform you that what follows is very...sexual in nature. BUT a lot of Indian spiritual texts consider the sexual and the spiritual to be interconnected. Take from this what you will, I guess.)

The text goes on to describe Krishna's body in HEAVY detail (including equating his thighs to tree trunks?) that makes me genuinely worried that whoever wrote this was incredibly horny. He takes her hand and they um... participate in the leela.

When it's over, Arjuni is Exhausted from all the activity and Krishna tells her to go take a dip in the lake again. She does.

(Back to he/him pronouns people, keep up.)

Arjun surfaces and is dejected from the loss of something so wonderful. Krishna consoles him by saying that they are Dear Friends, as the historians say, and that only he knows something that no one else in three loka does. And if Arjun tells anyone what he has experienced he will curse Krishna. Again, hilarious because if you remember I said that this story is being told to us in a dialogue of TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE. Which means other people already know. Clownery of the highest order, really.

And then they go home. The end?

I hope this helps. I paraphrased a lot but I couldn't just paste the entire thing here. I've given you all the tools to go search for orginal text and translation yourself.

TL: DR Arjun gets instant lake-HRT for one night, participates in the raas-leela, and then goes home.

-Mod S

#ask reply #mod replies #ask #padma purana #mahabharata #krishna #arjun #krishna x arjuna #?#i guess #i'm tired #mod s is always tired #mod: s

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