#audies answers

[cinematicgf]

WAIT I can’t get dbf!joel out of my head. He is literally taking over my mind and I CANT TAKE IT. so i was wondering if you could do face sitting with dbf!joel

also, i love your fics!! please keep writing 🫶

thank you so much doll<3

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Timing was almost too perfect, as you watched Joel’s truck pull up, the brooding yet fascinatingly charming man breathless hurrying to your front door. Your dad had left roughly half an hour ago for a shift, which meant that the two of you had more time than usual to fool around. And, although you had been seeing him for the better part of a few months, you still felt a build up of nervousness encasing your arousal as you swung open the door. Joel’s lips were on yours instantaneously, hungry and heavy, a “hey baby” whispered against your mouth, as he slipped a hand around your waist, guiding you to your bedroom. Figures. It shouldn't surprise you as much as it did that he knew the layout of your father, his best friends, house like the back of his hand. Sometimes you forgot the dynamic of the handsome older man and your family. Once the two of you hurriedly undressed each other, lips colliding with each piece of clothing removed, he dropped heavily onto your bed, head hitting the pillow, clearly exhausted by his elongated work week. You, joined him, propped up on one shaky elbow and Joel, laying with his eyes closed, as you raked your delicate fingers through his hair. It was beautiful, enjoying each other’s company. Almost too soon, however, his eyes shot open, starved and lust-filled, finding yours. “Come here, sweetheart.” He pulled on your hips until your knees framed his head, “I want you to ride my face, doll”

Nerves shot through your body, anticipation and arousal ever present at this new proposal, “But Joel… I’ve never—”

“Its okay baby, Ill teach you, just do what feel good, okay sugar”, a calming yet starved tone laced his voice.

“But, what if I—” He cut you off, licking a stripe up your cunt. Your mouth fell open with a silent moan as you clenched around nothing. “mmmm- Joel”

“Don’t worry about me, sweetheart”, he murmured into your pussy. His exquisite mouth worked over your clit, kissing and suckling. Your desire grew with every sensation, his tongue working expertly at your hole, rolling up to your clit and back again, hairs of his stache providing further stimulation, as he wrapped his muscular arms around your thighs to bring you closer for a better taste. You filled his senses, your cunt heavy on his tongue and your whines a symphony to his ears. Heavenly. “Fuck, Joel”, the sensation is too much, as you begin to leak onto his chin, moving your hips slightly back and forth, teaching him how you wanted him to use you. Hips setting a pace for his intriguing tongue to fuck you, the coil of arousal in your stomach mastered your now forgotten anxieties. It was truly heaven. With every moan and whine, you could feel his mouth explore a different part of you, as if he were mapping out a journey, reaching parts no one else, not even yourself had discovered. “Ohhh fuck, Joel”, you could feel him smile against your clit, groaning into your pussy a delightful string of incomprehensible pet names and profanities, the vibrations adding an extra layer of pure stimulation. Your repeating wonton cries echo as you fall forward on shaky knees, gripping the headboard, your orgasm ripping free as a fresh wave of your sweet arousal drips into his patiently waiting mouth, running down his chin. You collapse down next to him, spent and thoroughly satisfied, a cocktail of his saliva and your juices coating your cunt, running down your thigh. You taste yourself on his tongue, a recipe for enticing lust, your arousal building once more.

“Holy fuck”, you whine into his mouth, “we gotta do that more often, baby”.

#❁➵ asks n answers #joel miller #joel miller smut #joel miller x reader #pedro pascal character fic #pedro pascal characters #joel miller fic #joel x you #joel x reader #joel miller fanfic #audie writes

[guccigarantine]

what do people think is the height order of everyone in the chime?

#no wrong answers #im just curious #in my mind from tallest to shortest it is Cass Audy Mako Aria #Audy can’t be too tall #because they have to fit in peoples cars #I was going to make a poll but that is TOO much work

[a-wondering-thought]

hihigihello

hihihello to you as well

how might you be on the scale of life-is-too-much to im-actually-pretty-good?

and do you have anything you are obsessing over atm that you wanna rant about?

#answered #audie!!

[unmeisenshi]

Joseph had invited Audie to come with him to a hot spring, a natural one where they could simply relax together, father and son.

Joseph smiled as he looked at his boy, his waist under the water and the cold evening being warded away by the warmth.

"A good hot tub never ceases to end the day on a relaxing note." Offered Joseph.

Audie had joined with his father, his bare chest just barely exposed above the water and his head resting on the rocks behind him. The Espeon sighed contently, and nodded slowly. "Agreed." He said softly.

After a few moments of silence, Audie continued. "Thanks for bringing me out here, Dad. I've had a lot on my mind recently, with... Mom and everything. And being here with you helps ease my mind from those things."

#dimensionhoppinghybrids #request complete!: answer #sturmvogel: audie #father son bonding time

[halemerry]

for the fic writer emoji asks 🛒👀🤩

🛒 What are some common things you incorporate in your fics? Themes, feels, scenes, imagery, etc.

Hm I end up doing a lot about identity and the way we define ourselves and the way people and the world define us and how those things are sometimes in conflict. I also, inevitably, end up writing a hand kiss into everything. It's just so intimate in such a specific way I'm so weak for it.

👀 Tell me about an up and coming wip please!

My biggest wip right now is a good omens fic I've been picking at for a hot minute that I'm trying to decide if I want to make canon compliant after season 2 or not. It's primarily about a search for two trumpets that are attributed by humanity to an angel who never existed. And since this post will be fairly buried by the time this ever sees the light of day (if ever) I'm happy to spoil a little of it by saying it's playing with the idea that Raphael did not exist in the Beginning. And that he was not Crowley or Aziraphale but an interpretation of acts the two of them have made to protect humanity that ended up being incorrectly attributed to one being.

🤩 Who is your favorite character to write?

Currently (and probably most consistently) Crowley - though I've recently found an Aziraphale voice I'm really really happy with. A year ago I would've said Lucius Spriggs. A year before that I was writing a lot of AuDy and that was a lot of fun too.

fanfic ask meme

#answers #ask meme #rambles #crowley #aziraphale #Audy #friends at the table #fatt #good omens #counter/Weight #ofmd #lucius spriggs

[acrosstobear]

Well Audi wants a German team. Andrea is the new CEO. They need to appoint the next TP… maybe 2024 a German driver 👀?

listen i officially have hope like i really didn’t think it would happen until 2026 but like now i’m feeling good as hell I BELIEVE IN THIS we have a way back on the grid i swear to you i’m clinging onto hope buds

#amanda answers #anon #audi #mick schumacher #it’s gonna happen it is

[danthropologie]

Not to jump on the delulu train, but from my (admittedly not fluent) German Helmut isn’t talking about recent sim times in that interview, it’s the same not great ones we already knew about

perfect, i love it, i'm trusting you and believing it completely because it's exactly what i want to hear 🙏

#i think perhaps with all these lewis to ferrari rumors we should consider this: #carlos -> alfa romeo / audi; lewis -> ferrari; checo -> merc; daniel -> red bull #idk who carlos is replacing that's above my pay grade but i think that this is a good solution and the team should consider it #red bull redux #answered #anonymous

[milktrician]

been thinking about graphic novels lately so here's some funny concepts for some characters and their stories in absentia

on an irl note. been getting my ass kicked by college, mostly been hacking away at worldbuilding and stories for this funny world though.

#idk if my worldbuilding and story is done enough to ask questions about but if you do ill answer it to the best of my ability #milk absentia #milk ocs #markus valerio #vestras fortenia #audie lam #elton nguyen

[prophecyofgray]

guy who is so liberal with giving 5 stars to books on goodreads

#very rarely do i give a book less than THREE stars. just bc if i was gonna go that low then i prob just wouldnt finish it #unless it's for school or smth #but im also just. god i will truly give 5 stars to anything #which is sometimes when i run into an issue where i read a REALLY good book and it's like hm. wish i could give this one 6 stars #u would think the answer would be to just bump some of my 5 stars down to 4 but no it is not that simple #my system..... u could never understand it #also if goodreads would add half stars that would fix like most of the problem. tbh #i usually round up when i wanna give smth half a star so #audie talks #audie reads #this post is inspired by iol (a 6-star-deserving book)

[mlynar-nearl]

omg !!!! hi ty for the detailed response 😭😭😭😭 i love all the mini little petty facts like god !!!! i love learning about ocs !!!!! he likes birds, hes petty and buys ancient iberian cookies to spite andoain pls he sounds like a fun character pls i cannot express myself but !!!!!! i am immensely pleased !!!! thank u sm </3

and yes ofc u did amazing in ur essay ! you dont just try you do it very amazingly !!! (www sorry im kind of just feelings rn i love the reply!! im hyped!! idk what to say!!) this is a lot of exclamation marks i apologize as well and tysm i love the detailed ans of his kit as well 🥰🥰 ur a wonderful being i love u and ur ocs and tysm aaaaa idk what to say

do u have any more ocs ? or do u have a storyline set for shealtiel? (im so sorry learning abt other ppls ocs make me all fuzzy im sorry ;-;) like ocs in ak are a thing ive never actually thought about so now that ive heard abt urs im just ! hell yeah! iw to know more ! so thank u for indulging me !

yes of course!! i love answering questions like i said i have lots of thoughts, head full and Such. especially about my ocs and mlynar because he's blorbo from my games. god i woke up today and i'm counting down the events til he's Here and i Have Him.

i do have a couple more arknights ocs (i have ocs in other things lol but. arknights is the focus.) they're less developed outright than shealtiel.

i'm leaving shealtiel's story where it is for the moment until we have an update on what andoain is doing, then i'll probably tweak it to move with that. i do think that he's not going to get what he wants, because i don't think he's going to get to help kill andoain given how arknights handles characters like ando, but he's going to be better off for not getting it.

as for my other ocs, i have my doctor, who is in stasis because i don't like being wildly wrong about lore. but the sparknotes is that their name is taki, they're divorced from kal'tsit, they're four foot nine and their abilities include seeing branching timelines from their decisions, which is responsible for their tactics. the Doctor Visor helps them filter it all out, which is why they rarely take it off in actual situations or important (plot-relevant) conversations. however, it was made before the sarcophagus, so it's a little loose and it falls down a bit sometimes. for now they're a fennec vulpo because i love fennec foxes. i realize this makes two of my arknights characters vulpos, but this is unsurprising, because foxes are part of my Brand.

second fox is a self-indulgent one. audr "audie" fuchsfrost is arctic fox + from a minor family in kjerag. i made him because i think silverash is hot and i wanted to make an ocship about it. bottom text. audie seems very unassuming and cute and sociable, but he also has a pragmatic side that keeps encio guessing and is always a pleasant surprise for audie's partner. arranged marriage to actual lovers because they realize they have a lot in common. i said this was self-indulgent, didn't i. "this is my husband, enciodes, and this is his boyfriend, gnosis."

last one is still in the oven, but i've been working on a kazimierz bounty hunter's guild oc, a banshee sarkaz called enka or "howl". she grew up with the guild. has vocal Arts. is an absolute raccoon of a woman. i think they found her in the garbage. i've kind of been marinating on her the last couple of days but she's the newest addition, so, there's not too much there yet.

#anonymous #ash answers #maybe i should do tags for these guys as well. hoogh #oc: audie #oc: enka #oc: taki #shealtiel

[sluttywonwoo]

https://twitter.com/hjszones/status/1542114083230879744?s=19 hello I just came here to tell y'all hating on expensive cars that 6.507 people disagree with you. Ofc everyone has their own opinion and we have to respevt it but it's proven since forever that men owing sports cars = dilf or sugar daddies I mean have you ever seen a rich hottie driving a Smart or sth like that? 🤭 me never not even in my imagination lol

link

pack it up everyone, six and a half people disagree with us

#also his dream car is an audi r8 they clipped the screenshots out of context but he's talking ab the audi there #bc they drove an r8 and a ferrari #answered #anon #hotgirldiscourse #safe link

[cannibalmutual]

idk what's veen asked yet but 87 and 88 😘

87. verses - tamino

88. shrike - hozier

#audie tag #answered #smoochuals #ask meme #kissing u

[unmeisenshi]

Angel sneaks in and gives a Audie a kiss on the cheek!

Audie, currently holding his daughter Kita in his arms, was caught off guard by the kiss. Considering he was now missing a wing, the gesture made Audie smile. He would return the kiss with one to Angel's cheek.

"Eeeeewwww!" Kita shouted.

The Espeon chuckled. "How have you been, Angel? It's been a while since I saw you last."

#dimensionhoppinghybrids #request complete!: answer #sturmvogel: audie #1000BPM: kita

[beeseverywhen]

Still thinking about that poll lol

Like I think if it's asking if I'd let someone in/ give someone a chance to force their way in, that's another matter entirely. I don't let anyone in my house that I don't know without a prior appointment, if the landlord sends someone I go out to talk to them and ask for id ect.

I do think maybe things are a bit different because there are two doors in to my house though? They've got to ring my intercom for me to let them in to the building and then I've got to unlock and open the door to my individual home for them to get in. That makes things feel a lot more secure

My neighbours know me/ my extended family and are (somewhat excessively) defensive of me so if someone did try to force their way in to my home I could scream for them (and honestly the majority of my neighbours are scarier than any potential home invader lol. My bets are on whatever neighbour has heard me yelling and taken offence on my behalf)

I think it's important for ppl to remember that most victims of violent crime know their attackers. I've lived in a situation where strangers were considerably safer than the people I was living with. It gives you a different perspective I suppose. I do feel safe in my home, but it's a safety I built. I'm under no illusion that violence in the home is statistically most likely to come from people you do know and who are there on your invitation. People in the notes are mentioning that ppl who answer the door are privileged to not have reason to feel unsafe and honestly I feel like often it's the opposite! Violent crime isn't some far off thing that I've only heard about on podcasts and in true crime books, and my past has given me the perspective to assess risks in a way that is different to how people might think of these things if they only hear about these things second hand. You can be cautious but there's no sense in living your life in fear. Bad things happen sometimes, you can't avoid that and it's a lot less likely to be cause you answered the door to the wrong person than it is, you unfortunately misjudged a friend/partner/acquaintance.

People talk about living in a high crime area making you more cautious...I see where you are coming from and I don't personally consider our neighbourhood to be particularly dangerous, however, I'm not sure if someone else would agree. We get quite a bit of alcohol related crime, so like fights, broken windows ect. Several of my neighbours do have criminal records for violent crime, but frankly, I know they wouldn't hesitate to defend me should someone unsavoury follow me home/ try to force their way in, and my bets are on my neighbours being scarier than them.

If you move in to a 'dangerous neighbourhood' from somewhere else and don't know anyone then yeah, I can see why you'd be cautious/ scared. But if you know your neighbours and are considered one of them, they'll keep an eye out for you? Don't get me wrong, if my neighbours are drunk and irrationally angry about something then yeah I may well pretend I don't hear them knocking and figure we can deal with whatever it is when it's not 3am. But like... even if one of them got weird ideas and seemed to represent a danger, the rest of them wouldn't accept it so it would be fine.

I feel a lot safer here than I have living anywhere else even tho statistically there is more crime, and my neighbours probably arent what most would consider to be the best neighbours from a safety perspective. (There's a history of major crime in this building & ppl haven't really forgotten, especially as the person involved still lives here) because a) there's no threat of violence from those living in MY home. b) there are lots of people around always, as its a shopping/restaurant area and any housing is flats so pretty high density. so if you yell loud enough someone will always come and c) they know me round here so whoever hears will come, and they will defend me if needed

People get so weird about being sus of the ppl they live near and it only makes things less safe? If you know your neighbours, they'll keep an eye out for you, and you them. If everyone's so scared of everyone they never leave their houses, nobodies gonna be outside to see anything out of the usual and nobody feels any sense of loyalty towards each other, so it's more dangerous?

#as i was typing this my doorbell rang lol #was some random lady complaining her car was blocked in and was determined to keep ringing every bell for our block till she found them #got her to show me her car and it was nowhere near our part of the carpark? and our spaces were free? i was like. that's 100% not any of us #speak to one of the houses on the other side or try the flats without spaces. it isn't anyone here #the ppl who park here for work are particularly annoying. they all drive audis and bmws and drive like idiots and they are entitled as fuck #they are always convinced any problems are caused by our block cause its social housing and completely ignore the posher places #anyway. had i ignored her i would have had to sit here listening to her leaning on the intercom of every flat so. answering worked well lol

[chrollohearttags]

drug dealer!mikasa and her hood princess gf headcanons

📝: don’t y’all judge me but this been in my head all day and it’s not going nowhere so I’m sharing the delusion.

mentions of heavy drugs, violence and weapons, robbery and setups, smut warning, tribbing, gunplay, fingering, car sex, Mika being a freak

drug dealer!mikasa, who you first met while working at a gas station was so infatuated the moment she laid eyes on you. Always frequenting on your scheduled days and making more visits than the average customer.

drug dealer!mikasa, who always looked fine as hell, regardless of how she was presenting that day. Whether she in a pair of baggy joggers, band t-shirt and a pair of Nikes or tight fitting two piece skirt and tube top that revealed all of the tattoos littering her toned body. Nothing but designer and expensive shit touched her skin.

drug dealer!mikasa appeared cool as a fan but every time she entered that store, she wondered how she was going to approach a bad bitch like you..loving your various hairstyles that you switched out weekly and duck bill nails. Not to mention the gold hoops dangling from your ears, clavicle piercings and tattoos.

“Who done your arm piece? It’s beautiful.” “From the shop on 104th. The tall dude with the long hair? Him.”

drug dealer!mikasa only smirked when you brought him up because she knew him very well. “That’s my boy Eren. We used to work together.” Failing to mention that said work involved a little something on the illegal side. Something she could never give up as easily.

drug dealer!mikasa, who drove a brand new matte black Audi R8 or Benz Truck when you saw her and wore jewelry that could pay your rent always gave a vague answer when you asked her what she done for a living.

“Shit, I’m tryna get like you, pookah. What you do for work?” “Family business. Nothing major.”

drug dealer!mikasa, who lived with her uncle, a well known club owner and kingpin attended the university as a business student, put her studies to good use selling all types of drugs to her peers; from the star football player to the stuck up sorority girls. It brought her joy to see those bitches tweaking on her supply.

drug dealer!mikasa, who mainly hung out on your side of town would offer to smoke you out after your shifts as you two sat in her car. Talking about random shit and having a good time. It was one night when the two of you were chilling when you decided to ask her once more what she done while she was high.

“I already told you, I’m in the family business.” uttering as you caught a glimpse of the baby Glock tucked between her console and a dime bag right beside it.

drug dealer!mikasa knew she couldn’t keep her secret any longer and seeing the excitement in your eyes at the prospect of her being a dealer, began to spend a lot more time with you and a whole lot more money! Buying you gifts, taking you out and spending racks at the strip club with you.

drug dealer!mikasa loved having you by her side when she made her drops. Knowing that you weren’t some boujie bitch who’d be scared. Sitting pretty in her passenger seat and holding her pistol. Not to mention that having a sidekick made it easier to hit a lick. Setting men up from her uncle’s club who had been harassing girls and robbing them blind.

“That dude again? Don’t worry, we’ll take care of him. Right, baby?” “Of course, this gon’ be fun.”

drug dealer!mikasa, who didn’t even need drugs after the high of watching you get these assholes down to their underwear and then coming in for the drop. Getting turned on by watching you count your money up while the guy cried in the corner. Just having to fuck you crazy afterwards.

“Yeah, suck on that gun like you did him, baby.” That mouth is so fucking pretty..” shoving her barrel between your lips as she fingered you in the front seat. Knowing how much wetter it got that little plump pussy.

drug dealer!mikasa loved when you fed each other percs because the sex was ten times more intense. From letting your tongue piercings clash in sloppy kisses as you scissored to riding a double sided dildo for almost an hour; going back and forth to see who could come the most. Leaving the bed drenched in your puddles of squirt and silky cream.

drug dealer!mikasa dicked you down better than any man with that thick eight inch strap on. Pounding you from behind and slapping your thick ass with each stroke.

“You fucking the shit out this pussy!…oooh..” “Then come for me, gorgeous. Give me that shit.”

drug dealer!mikasa ate you out and stimulated herself with a vibrator until the two of you finally tapped out and came down from that high.

drug dealer!mikasa had never met a girl like you, knew she’d never be able to fuck with anyone else after getting a taste of you.

#cherry’s drabbles 🍒 #late post #aot x black reader #black fem reader #x black fem reader #mikasa x black reader #mikasa headcanons #mikasa smut #mikasa attack on titan #aot mikasa #mikasa aot #attack on titan mikasa #mikasa ackerman #mikasa ackerman x reader #shingeki no kyojin mikasa #wlw headcanons #wlw fiction #wlw ship #black reader insert #black reader smut #aot au #alternate universe #modern au #drugs cw #cw smut #cw violence #cw gun #cw gun violence #aot headcanons #I am so (not) sorry about this

[danthropologie]

do you know about the twt account that posts all rbr news it keeps posting these latest quotes from marko /christian this week about how they have no plans for daniel racing with them ever again and he is only there to promote them in 2023 . Every two days once we are getting a quote of this nature I don’t know what to make of it . Is daniel done with racing completely?

uh no, absolutely not. if anything, this is a 'the lady doth protest too much' situation. everyone around KNOWS about what happened at the end of last season. everyone KNOWS that daniel is coming into a team (as a reserve) where he's already proven himself as a driver AND a teammate. everyone KNOWS that daniel as the third driver is gonna be the first place rbr looks if they Just So Happen to need someone to fill a seat. but at the same time, checo is still the one currently in that seat, he's the one they need to keep happy for the time being, and if going to the media every two days and saying that his seat is safe (lying) is what it takes to do that, do you think there's a single chance in hell that christian or helmut would be above it???

#and even if they WEREN'T lying (they are) not having a seat at red bull isn't the end of his career i don't think #there's still audi there's still andretti there's still potential he would be willing to take a lower ranked seat and fight hard after #his sabbatical has giving him the time to rest and rejuvenate and get himself back in fighting form #there's still a lot of possibilities and i think right now any speculation that he's OVER over is completely ridiculous tbh #dan #red bull redux #answered #anonymous