#avo-writes

[avocado-writing]

Current brain rot?

Aziraphale edging you until your sobbing and then doing a complete 180, and starts overstimulating you until your sobbing under him again.

Once he’s made you cum for a 3 time, your a mess under him. Your sobbing, mind foggy, and he starts to bring you to the edge again. Then he uses that deep sexy voice that you (and crowley both) love, to tease you:

“Oh nightingale, crying under me again? After you begged me to cum,” he asks teasingly as his thrusts perfectly hit that one spot in you, “Truly sweetheart you need to make up your mind.”

You whine and another tear goes down your cheek. Aziraphale leans down and ever so sweetly kisses your glistening cheek. “Please-“ you choke out.

What are you begging for? You’re too overstimulated to even know-

Aziraphale quickens his pace. You mewl and try to squirm away. To no avail though, Aziraphale has his strong hands on your hips keeping you in place. “One more time, darling- just one more time.” He pants. His thrusts begin to get sloppy. You can tell he’s close.

He brings his hand down between your legs to start rubbing your clit. Within moments you cum with an elongated cry. Aziraphale cums after with a few more messy thrusts.

(Sorry if that sucked I’m new to writing.😭)

when he asks you so lovingly, so forcefully, how can you not come one more time? you drench his cock with you as you squirt, a fucking elastic band inside you being snapped as you release. he grins at the filthy sight of it and comes even harder, if possible. he loves watching himself be coated in you.

#avo answers #aziraphale x reader #and don't ever apologise for your writing!!! i love getting these x

[mallowstep]

The second half of my Mistyfoot character study is finally up! Enjoy the piece that has my friends saying “😭😭😭” and “I am in sweet AGONY”

#mine #writing #fic #fanfic #mistystar #warriors #warrior cats #avos

[m1d-45]

(i wanted to do one last one im sorry (/_;))

Dear Razor,

I hope this finds you well in the lands of Wolvendom. How have you been, dear? And how is Bennett? Not in any more cuts and bruises, I hope.

I know you always take care of Bennett whenever you adventure together but don't forget to take care of yourself, too! Both of you are like little brothers to me and I would hate to see you two injured. We are lupical, as you would always say.

I will return to Mondstadt soon, rest assured bringing gifts of course. Until then, I wish you bountiful hunts for you and the rest of your lupical. Can't wait to see you soon, dear. And pass this along to Bennett will you?

signed,

avo

(A tiny keychain crocheted version of him and Bennett lay inside the letter. Along with a small illustration of you and him)

(I love Razor sm btw. He's best boy and I will protect him at all costs)

razor sat among his pack, absentmindedly picking leaves or shedding pieces of fur from their coats whenever he got bored. night watch was quiet, peaceful, an easy time to think when opposed to the busy bustle of daytime. though it wasn’t good for him to take every watch, he did volunteer for them more often than the other wolves.

the night was calm, the trees thin enough to allow enough light through that he could see, but thick enough that no enemies should see him sitting up in the cave. occasionally a wind would sweep through, a chill creeping up his arms, but he would simply sink them into whoever’s fur was closest and wait for the wind to pass. it always did, even in mondstat.

razor stood up, carefully picking his way out of the cave. at the mouth, he stretched, feeling his gloves brush the stone at the top. one downside of night watch was the tension that came with constantly being on alert. it was a necessary evil, as a sleeping pack was a vulnerable one, and he was always sure to rid of any excess. the last thing he needed was a cramp or a strained muscle when an enemy-

leaves rustled, and he barely had to think before reaching for his claymore, already on the handle and ready to pull.

the bushes were still. it could be a squirrel, or a bird. something harmless. small. it was rare, but it had happened before, and that detail alone kept him from waking the others.

when the intruder appeared, it was not a clear threat. but, it was no squirrel either. it came from above, a second sun falling from the branches in slow motion. it spun in midair as he watched, ridding itself of the leaf that had landed on top of it.

razor hesitated. did he call it? it… seemed harmless, drifting towards him at a lazy pace. the wind picked up, from the star towards him, carrying a familiar smell. so it was from someone he knew…

carefully, he let the ball fall into his cupped hands, looking up at where it came from. the leaves would occasionally part, but he didn’t see anybody or anything up there. just the night sky, with a few falling stars streaking across the thin patches he could see.

stars…

he looked back down at his hands, but the ‘star’ was gone. two small doll-like plushes rested in his hands, attached to hooks and laying on a bed of paper, with lettering for sheets. the figures looked familiar, but he quickly turned his attention to the words themselves.

your letter wasn’t long, but with the amount of times he reread it it might have been. he knew you—just because he lived with the wolves didn’t mean he wasn’t aware of the one who made them, boreas would have his hide otherwise—but not why you would send him a letter. he did not need your writing to know he was one of your favored. he did not need a star to tell him he was cared for. you had done that on your own, with your kind words when bringing him and bennett on your journey, when you blessed him with claws of iron and teeth of thunder.

still, he held your gifts close, smiling slightly at your drawing. maybe, you would come visit him in wolvendom, and his lupical would be complete.

#[ meteor showers ] #genshin #genshin impact #genshin sagau #sagau #self aware genshin #genshin self aware au #sagau razor #genshin razor #gi razor #fluff #razor fluff #genshin fluff #sagau fluff #razor my son my beloved my gentle little man #since my first ten pull he’s been by my side and. god i love him so much augh #willingly let myself ramble here because i just. god i forget how nice it is to write him. he’s so. <33333 #avo once again with the incredible takes. #also — and i mean it this time — i will be posting twice today. it’s happening. #if i don’t then. idk i give you permission to come to my house and dump breadcrumbs in my bed. #eugh bad mental image. all the lord motivation to follow through ig

[the-owl-tree]

not a fan of psychoanalyzing people over the internet but considering all of brambleclaw's abusive behavior was written by accident and that one blogclan post where kate goes "well i don't know what happened there but let's accept that he veered off the right path for a moment alright? he's a good guy! he and squilf would've bullied me in highschool though". really makes you wonder what's going on inside the erins' brains while writing 😭

(and on a meta note: said blogclan post makes me feel we're never gonna solve the "wc fandom treating characters as independent people and not narrative tools" problem when erin hunter ALSO does that. The Horrors)

RIGHT!! Like, I can assume it's an amalgamation of things: the shitty gender existentialist approach a lot of xenofiction takes + some weird beliefs the authors and editors intentionally/unintentionally carry + them playing telephone with books while also pumping them out super fast + no quality control and etc. etc. etc.

that post in particular is like a brother to me. makes it so much funnier when you know kate doesn't like bramblestar.

#deer rambles #i think the shitty messages they impart in their writing DO reflect back on them #so i can't say im not gonna judge the authors #and the editors fuck them for depriving us of avos!squirrelstar

[bonefall]

bonefall it's 2am but I'm having Thoughts about your shadowsight post.

"fully thunderclan-blooded since his father is bumblestripe . . . raised in shadowclan with his moms after dove realized bumble wouldn't leave her alone"

i don't know if you've mentioned this in a post already and i'm too new but i'm begging you to spill the Relationship Drama (tm) and the Trauma (tm)

I welcome all newbies, I am always willing to Spill the Dramatic Beans

So this time around, Dovewing is legitimately caught between these two options. Bumblestripe isn't obviously awful from the beginning-- for a while, she does very much love and appreciate him.

Bumblestripe has an emotional complex; he's always felt like he isn't very important to his family, so he tries to fill that emptiness with Dovewing. He wants to be attached to her hip, is always thinking of her, goes out of his way to give her attention...

But the problem with Bumblestripe is that if he doesn't feel like you're reciprocating, GOD he is miserable. He wants her to give more than she can possibly give and his plays for attention can get exhausting; it's a massive contrast to how self-assured and independent Tigerheart is.

So let's cut to the time just after the Great Battle.

Dovewing is losing her powers, and with it... goes her hearing. Suddenly she has the whole Clan's pity. The same people who shoved her at every problem, even though she cried and tried to tell them she had limits, are now the same people trying to tell her what her NEW limits are.

Yeah so what, she's hard-of-hearing now-- it's not like ANYONE ELSE listens in this goddamn Clan what's the big fucking deal

(maybe that's not fair to cats like Cinderheart, Briarlight, and Poppyfrost... but when you're mad that gets lost really easily.)

She's a-little-more-than-friends with Bumblestripe, but not officially dating. He makes her feel valuable and important, but at the same time, he's often just as suffocating as everyone else in ThunderClan. He's there for her to help her lipread, happily throws himself into learning Clan Glyphs, and uses battle-tail signs in regular conversation... but god forbid she just wants to go for a walk. Or go help Aunt Poppyfrost in the garden. Or start moving on with her life!

No one ever seems to ask Dovewing what SHE wants. What SHE feels comfortable doing. And it doesn't help that Bumblestripe is not patient when she goes against something he's planned, or she just wants alone time.

And meanwhile she is, of course, still seeing Tigerheart frequently. She is refreshingly uninterested in what Dovewing can't do. With the limited time they have together, it's all about what they DO have. The sights, the smells, their old inside jokes (Dovewing is ranting one day and Tigerheart puts her paw on her mouth, steps back, and does a backflip. Dovewing makes a joke about how she can't just backflip every time she wants to say 'don't worry'. Tigerheart grins and backflips again.)

It feels good. It feels right. Dovewing wants a fresh start to her life, and she wants to stop being ThunderClan's 'pity project'. She's getting a reputation in ThunderClan of being snappy and sensitive, making people trust her even less to do her own thing, she can barely look at her dad and uncle without being reminded of the Dark Forest Battle and the Prophecy...

The events of AVoS are no help to her feelings of discontent. ShadowClan falls apart as the Kin swallows it whole, Tigerheart needs her more than ever, she's caught between her family and clanmates or leaping headlong into a new life. But what of the danger? Does she know Tigerheart well enough to make that leap? What if her new life is the same as this one, but without anyone she knows and loves?

Meanwhile, Bumblestripe was there with her in this emotional time.

Aaaaand she ended up pregnant, and somehow, THAT was what made her snap. Bumblestripe would NEVER just let her raise her kits alone in ThunderClan, he would demand to be their father, she had no idea how her Clanmates would react, if they would try to infringe on her parenting the way they do with everything else, and at the same time, they weren't Tigerheart's! How could she know if she would take her in, especially into SkyClan, a Clan she's ALSO an outsider in???

So she SKEDADDLED. Got OUT of there. Packed her little kitty bags and beat it. If it sucks hit da bricks. Tigerheart followed... and the rest is history. The two moms came home with new friends, ready to hit the reset button on ShadowClan.

Minor setback where Tigerheart died and her dad plunged into the sacred Moonpool and drowned himself several times so his daughter could resurrect as Heartstar, of course. Small bump in the road. It's fine. She's ok now

#Bonefall Rewrite #Bonefall AVoS #Bumblestripe #Tigerheart #Heartstar #Dovewing #I love writing Dovewing as being SUPER MAD she deserves it #Go queen #Unsure what I would call this book #Bonefall Tigerheart's Shadow I mean #Maybe Heartstar's Rise #Or Dovewing's Decision

[worldsquietestjojosfan]

world's most epic loss-loss situation

we all lose

#some words #uh oh! avo the illiterate is writing #someone go put her down before this makes it out into the public #theyre both ooc. youre welcome #im not proud of that. its an accident that kept happening #if i remove all the dialogue and keep all the s*x it should be better

[cloudblaze]

Alderpaw: Quiet, always worried, physically can’t bring himself to be rude. Needlepaw: Bold, says whatever pops into her head, has never even considered being respectful once in her entire life.

They’re fun as a duo! I like them. Sure hope nothing bad happens. :)

#the gathering scene where alderpaw is listening respectfully while needlepaw and her friends diss everyone who speaks #is both very funny and does a good job introducing both needlepaw as a character and shadowclan's current dynamic #i think avos starts out strong in terms of character writing #i'm only halfway through the first book and i feel like i know the newly introduced characters pretty well already #which for any other book wouldn't be that commendable but i'm comparing this to other warriors books #the writing feels a bit different but i honestly couldn't tell you if it is or if i just feel that way bc this arc is not from my childhood #so i'm less familiar with it. i found out today that apparently i first read it four years ago. #anyway i'm happy to be back into an arc. i'm starting to really catch up! #alderheart #needletail #warrior cats #thunderclan #shadowclan #my art

[needlefail]

The AVOS ShadowClan apprentices are literally Gen Alpha in classrooms…

#as much as I love them #This is what they come off as cause the erins missed the mark with theit writing #warrior cats #shadowclan #avos #wc #a vision of shadows

[yuridovewing]

bristlekit specifically being kinda rebellious here and wanting to move away from her mom to meet dovewing is pretty interesting given what she does later.......

#also ive seen that quote about the white splotches and wow the erins do NOT know how to write dialogue #i feel i shouldnt be on their asses too much abt it bc im not great with dialogue but its a little cringe sometimes #thats... not how little kids talk. i dont think thats how anyone talks #avos liveread

[artaintfartwarriors]

Hey, you seem like a big warriors fan on tumblr. I keep seeing Warriors stuff on my feed. Thinking about potentially reading the books, but do you have any tips when there are literally eight major arcs, with six books in each, not including the standalone stuff. I’m really curious and I don’t have a lot of space in my house for 50 new books, do you know about any way to kind of pare down the amount of reading necessary. Do you need to read every single book to understand what’s going on? Or do you just need to know the stuff about the most recent arc(broken code) and the recent new book(Starless Clan: River) to fit in with the fandom? Any books I don’t have to read and I’ll still be fine?

Hi!!! So, in terms of not having room in your house for a ton of new books, I can definitely recommend using your local library or reading free pdfs online (or buying them if u prefer)! There are also plenty of audiobooks too :)

As for reading them at all, I’d honestly suggest reading the first arc (The Prophecies Begin) both because it’s the start of it all and bc I think it does a great job at establishing the world building and all that! Plus, the protagonist is like the most famous cat of em all LOL. Aside from that, I think the most “important” arcs are probably The Power of Three, Omen of the Stars, and The Broken Code, personally, but I do also love the rest and would recommend all of them if you have the time. I think the prequel series, Dawn of the Clans, is the least relevant at this point of time in the fandom? U don’t need to read any (all?) of the novellas/mangas/super editions to know what’s up rn but they are oftentimes a good read—just not necessary. The Warriors wiki has both simplified and detailed plot descriptions for every book that you can skim through instead of reading the whole book if you’d rather catch up sooner than later.

Also, there’s no need to Fit In with the fandom or anything. I don’t know if I’m even necessarily a big part of it, I just like engaging with it and other fans and making some art, that’s all. I haven’t read tooooo much besides the main arcs, actually, so there’s a lot I’m missing on the sidelines!

Ehhhh this is a lot, sorry, but TL;DR: start with the first arc, and use online resources or the library if you don’t want to buy books. Get into it bc u like it, not bc u want to join a fandom :P

#these are all obviously personal takes so if anyone disagrees or has anything to add feel free to say so #I’m also not anywhere NEAR being a huge influence in the fandom and I’m out of the loop on a lot of things! #these are just answers I resonate with ig #imo tpb and tbc are the best arcs #but a LOT happens in between and getting to know big characters is hard when u skip arcs #also yes everyone is talking about the newest arc obv but it’s not finished yet so I wouldn’t rush into it imo #ALSO. the books and the writing and authors are #as always with every creator & creation #not exempt from being or creating something that is problematic or has themes that are poorly handled #there is a Tribe in the 2nd arc and then here and there after that is notably racist in origin #and there r several issues with inc*st & p*dophilia even on-screen between characters #ofc no work is perfect but don’t expect to jump into something perfect and fun and amazing 24/7! #anyway if anyone has anything to add pls do lmao I’m not like. the knower of all that is wc #nothing against tnp avos nor dotc btw they’re also great but I think to know what’s going on rn they aren’t as big #well maybe tnp a bit cause of Ashfur and tbc but idk #not design #not a design #ask #lexiskillinit

[avocado-writing]

Not sure if this is a story req or not but sex pollen with tangerine? Like they had to go on a mission to get rid of it (obviously reasons we don’t want horny randos everywhere lmao) and someone bumps into the reader and they fall right into the stuff and tangerine is like: “OH FUCK”….oh fuck because with the way I’ve read those story I know that shit makes you mad submissive (and breedable lmao) don’t know what else to say go crazy with it even if it isn’t a fic or story

I love this and I also love it with the other way around -

tan accidentally gets infected and he’s been in love with you for donkey’s years but worried it’s not reciprocated so he has to press it all down - then BAM suddenly he can’t control himself, he tries to shut himself away in his hotel room when he realises, he doesn’t want to ruin your friendship; but you come to check on him and all he can do is crawl over to you on his knees and press his face to your abdomen; bury his hands in your thighs and beg you to help him, because fuck he loves you…

And you love him Ofc, the idiot, so you strip him down and take your time with your touches and he’s going mad, whimpering and pleading under your touch to just do it but you love to tease, when you finally take his cock in your hand he comes immediately but needs you to keep going until he’s exhausted from how many times he’s released and covered in sweat and cum 😌

#Sex pollen #tangerine x reader #maybe I will write this #we’ll see #avo’s Sleepover

[need1etail]

Chapter Two of Goldenheart and Dovewing is up!

#this one was hard to write for no reason #warriors #warrior cats #wc #a vision of shadows rewrite #a vision of shadows #avos #avos rewrite #dovewing #goldenheart #tigerheart #tigerheartstar #briarlight #dovebriar #thunderclan #shadowclan #the kin #the guardians

[musesbykai]

♚ ♚ ♚ ♚

Thank you!!!!

#That means a lot Avo because I really love how you write!

[wormstar]

avos biggest waste of time ever except for like the 3 chapters shadowkit was in. i like them because they remind me im about to start reading tbc again and that arc is good

#MAYBE ill write up like. some ideas for how i think avos couldve gone down in a more interesting way #its so frustrating to try and fix because truly you just have to uproot it entirely.

[bonefall]

Isn’t there already a canon Mistcloud? Why not combine Mistfeather with another cat? Or is the ShadowClan one getting a new name?

oHHH MY GOD I just realized I misspoke

The SkyClan warrior who is Hawkwing's sibling is Cloudmist

The ShadowClan warrior who is the sister of Sparrowtail and the dead aunt of Sunbeam is Mistcloud

Can you blame me? Their names are BACKWARDS. Anyway maybe I'll keep them both but then they both died, Cloudmist being Mistfeather's unnamed dead mate. Cloudmist died in the battle and Mistfeather died similarly to canon, attacking Darktail.

#I do want to write Darktail as being less... Pure Evil though #I want him to be more of a cult leader tyrant type who happily exploits people and disappears his dissenters #Less of a... 'I love blood + death + ripping + agony' serial killer type #So Mistfeather probably attacks him first (to avenge Cloudmist) and that's the justification Darktail needs to shred him into confetti #Pinning Mistfeather to the ground and lamenting about what he's being forced to do #Alderpaw begging him to leave Mist alone #Responding ''this isn't about what i want to do. This is what I Have to do. I'm so sorry'' #And then kills Mist efficiently and without mercy #Bonefall AVoS

[the-suns-beloved]

changed it again

#i don't know why i care that my petty self-insert is a viable unit but WHATEVER I guess #this feels more like. in-character tho. in all my writing perseus is always randomly fucking off lol #i was trying to think of caveats for the avo boost but i think it's fine. like if it's not a hard-hitting unit but it's untouchable #inagine the dancer build tho. that would be DELIRIOUS #percieposting