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crimeronan · 1 year
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MISTY IS SUCH A FUCKING NIGHTMARE. I LOVE IT HERE.
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numberposting · 11 months
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OK so. Thinkin about making a sideblog for the Diamond Experiments project (yeas thats what im calling it now <3 with the acronym DEX <3) as a dedicated place for project update alerts (ie. neocities blogposts) + I guess having the askbox open for funnie in-character answers <3
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cakesplice · 1 year
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lol i cant find mg fucking post where i was like "jen harding and judy hale is tokomaru" because actually i lied and theyre actually komahina
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Character ask game: you know I gotta go Integra and/or Alucard lmao
okay let’s go with integra!
favorite thing about them: love a character with an intense worldview dichotomy! the fact that integra hunts all vampires but then she has the emotional support pet vampire at home. love a built in existential crisis like that.
least favorite thing about them: uhhh I guess she’s just not very fleshed out in canon? I’m pretty unsatisfied with the ending where she’s made such a monumental choice to dissolve hellsing but we don’t see how she arrived at it because of the fucking time skip. likewise I dislike that she’s still even talking about alucard and walter that far ahead? idk I would like for her to have moved on after *thirty years* but also if she hasn’t then I want to see why? what’s going on with her emotionally?
favorite line: “you cut his head off? is that all?” is very fun in its smugness. also in gonzo when she tells alucard “you don’t make decisions” like. lmao.
brOTP: …walter? there aren’t enough characters in this series
OTP: alutegra baybey! we love to see a twisted mess of power imbalances. the way deep seated resentments and genuine emotional investment can coexist. chivalric devotion turned obsessive and suffocating. the moral quandary of like. what does it mean to be loved, above all else, by a genuinely sadistic, awful, bloodthirsty monster? someone who represents everything she hates but is the only person she can depend on? someone her family, who she is so very proud of, has done unspeakable things to— but perhaps for a good purpose and with cause? what does it mean to even consider returning those feelings? love a morally and philosophically messy ship! like he is her dog on a leash and they are inevitably going to destroy each other one day but in the mean time they’re going to bicker like an old married couple.
nOTP: I guess the major? I’ve seen that sometimes and I do not like it!
random headcanon: I think she’s very bad at technology (while alucard is very good at it)
unpopular opinion: my girl would have the most rancid politics known to man!! I feel like fanon leaning towards her being bizarrely progressive and like. she runs a paramilitary organization for the british monarchy. she’s part of a *feudal* style secret government. I don’t want to hear a single word she has to say about imperialism, the british empire specifically, or anyone’s human rights
song I associate with them: many songs bc I have many hellsing playlists lol. but one is haunted houses by emma ruth rundle
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tokillamockingbird427 · 3 months
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not sure how to start this at all cause this is kinda the second time writing something similar to this, but hey ! its me…after a month or so.
where ive been? in a wonderful place called headphones land….not touching tumblr at all and genuinely forgetting about a lot of stuff….while blasting music 24/7. (my signoff isnt headphones for no reason is it now?)
not sure how but ive been overthinking my asks in general(in every way possible) but thats too negative ! if anything the new years been…kinda in my favor. (except for the fact i lost my keys AND headphones literally a few days ago(and more things this past month). not fun guys. but i bought new headphones the next day tho!!)
anyways, im gonna end this ask nice and short. hope u have a good day katar !!!
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(and yea, i see that one caravan palace song u posted fitting logan ! and if they do remake ghosts(im hoping in 2027 cause shit…that would be cool to fit the timeline) it better be filled with badass moments between the characters. (especially logan—that throwing knife…(and more) what im thinking though that would be cool is that he doesn’t really talk at all during the campaign and like during the end he says something badass, or just says SOMETHING.))
Lmao, welcome back! Again!
You 🤝 Me MUSIC + HEADPHONES 24/7 BAYBEY
Aw dang, overthinking/anxiety. Aw dang, lost the headphones. Good thing you got new ones! What's the status on your car keys? Glad it's been going your way otherwise, that's good to head.
Thank you, I hope you have a nice day as well :)
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simmyfrobby · 1 year
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I have to ask have you ever considered the Matthew & Jesus dichotomy for Marchand & Bergeron bc you get both the reviled apostle (tax collector/resident ice pest) & the worshipped savior (Bergeron the same in every interpretation) + Matthew (along with other apostles) took on some of Jesus's role after his death to spread the gospel (to be a good leader? What does it mean to inherit Bergeron's legacy) - this being a much more obnoxiously optimistic approach to both Marchand + Bergeron and the post-Bergeron bruins ofc
Okay so first of all this is a much kinder interpretation of Marchand so I actually really like it. It still touches on a lot of the same notes (saint/sinner, love, devotion, loss, legacy) without having to deal with the betrayal. Excellent take. Thank you for sharing it!
"Bergeron the same in every interpretation" made me feel so !!!!!!!!!!! and also it reminded me of this:
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(Last Days of Judas Iscariot.. again)
Now here comes my defence of Judas as Marchand
(.. again)
(I'm sorry)
(I love talking about it)
So part of the reason Judas is an easier fit than St. Matthew is because there is just so much more written about him in terms of poetry
(and theatre, which I assume from your ask you've already read my other post about so I won't repeat all that)
Here's a few of my favourite Judas lines:
To: Judas Iscariot, Thérèse Naccarato
"Damned to hell, damned in verse, damned to an eternity without him."
The Sacrifice, Frank Bidart
"Wiping away our sins, Christ stained us with his blood—; 
to offer yourself, yet need betrayal, by Judas, before SHOULDERING 
THE GUILT OF THE WORLD—; 
… Give me the courage not to need Judas."
The Judas Passion, Orchestra of the Age of Enlightenment
"I was called to sin-as-virtue, to virtue-as-sin… of course with a kiss: kiss of repentance, kiss of inexpressible sorrow"
Sadly there are less poems about the other saints/disciples. I did initially look into St. Peter (Jesus washing his feet, Peter cutting off someones ear in the Garden of Gethsemane), but I ultimately found it less compelling than the Judas narrative.
(the three acts of denial killed it. Marchy never shuts up about Bergeron, actually)
It's just.. the DRAMA of it all. BETRAYAL WITH A KISS. Killing the one person you love more than anyone in the world. This idea of Judas, who is universally seen to be the worst person in the whole entire world, just being so Human and Flawed and wonderfully relatable. Judas' REGRET after the fact when its already too late!!
It's just so !!!!!!!!!!!
There's doomed by the narrative and then there's damned by the narrative.
(somewhere on this app there is a post about how as a kid who grew up Different, seeing monstrous and unloved things makes you go: "but what if I loved them. what if they were secretly good. just misunderstood. what if I gave them a hug." and so maybe there's an element of that in there too)
Marchand's narrative arch needs some violence and some villainy and awfulness and questionable decisions I'm afraid (said with love). It is important to me that Judas' crime occurs AFTER he's gotten to know Jesus. It is not a Part Of His Life Before. One of my favourite things about the Bergeron / Marchand dynamic is that Bergeron sees Marchand exactly for who he is - good and bad - and loves him anyway. He doesn't try to change any part of him. That's love baybey!
Also Marchand fighting anyone who even looks at Bergeron funny?? Where is that post that goes: it my fault my love language is acts of service and all I know how to do is kill?
But ok sorry for rambling. Back to your ask: the retirement point you bring up is something I've been playing with as well. I'll post the first draft of this poetry post because the original poem was actually a LOT MORE BLASPHEMOUS, but it also does a better job explaining the parallels between the narratives..
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Full poem can be found here.
It's just.. casting Marchand as Judas and Bergeron as Jesus doesn't just change the way I look at their dynamic, it also changes the way interpret the Bible story. OF COURSE THEY LOVED EACH OTHER. Because look: Bergeron and Marchand love each other.
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aliensriracha · 11 months
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redid my website, which means it's time to post baybey!! I'm taking any commissions i can get right now because im getting TOP SURGERY!! (yay) and will be unable to work for a while (aw). I'm also working on getting my shop up to sell jewelry and stickers!! share wif anyone!!!!
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*A cute Wooloo rolls to Natsumi*
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Aw, BAYBEY!
*She plays with the Wooloo's face.
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codgod-moved · 2 years
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assigning them rabbits like aw yeah. watership down 2 baybey
see i haven’t read that either MHVSJD i think i watched the 2d animated movie when i was a kid but literally i just remember like. a scene of some rabbits running in the rain away from a tractor or a combine harvester or something
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acvdemias · 1 year
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negativity cw baybey
every single day since wednesday has been awful in its own way ... i’m so done, i swear. and now i’m supposed to dive into my studies for a midterm this friday. why can’t i catch a fucking break
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yellowhearther0 · 2 years
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🐈🐈‍⬛ 🐁
they except the pets. you now have two cats
aw yeahhhhh cat time baybey
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wormoftheday · 3 years
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Worm(s) of the day: these worms from Awful Hospital!
(09/18/21)
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morpheusdreamt · 3 years
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You don’t, you don’t see me, at all
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exrayspex · 3 years
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i don't know how to feel about seeing people who are struggling mental health wise bc of the isolation brought on by covid safety
like, on the one hand, sympathy; it sucks! i've been there! i'm there right now!
but on the other hand, i've been this isolated for years bc of disability/lack of the care and accessibility i'd need to be less so. YEARS. and nobody has ever cared! nobody has ever even noticed. not even literal mental health professionals have stopped to consider that perhaps the extreme isolation that happens when you are confined to your bed or your home 99.9% of the time isn't, y'know, great for mental health.
idk just seeing people talking about it and caring about it, but only bc it's happening to them too, now. and that when it goes back to being just something that happens to the very disabled or otherwise very marginalized, once again, nobody will care. nobody will even think it could possibly have an impact on our mental health, it's that far from even being considered normally.
idk i just feel profound despair about it lol, but i am also feeling profound despair in general right now so, gain of salt
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Somebody Sure As Hell Messed UP (Part 1)
((Hey everyone, sorry about the long absence until now. This is an RP event with @darcimasonusb @askthetoyman @asktheonearmedbandit with Dennis being caught up in this stupid divorce drama. ugh. Mondays, am I right? Thanks for reading! Hopefully, Dennis doesn’t die. you know how that goes.))
Tonight was a night per usual in Gotham City. A frosted air brewed in for Winter was just around the bend. Two peculiar young people rode along in a calmer part of the city thanks to a moped in the shape of an 8th note, for they had quite an adventure planned. 
“You know what you’re doing, right?” Dennis muffled, covering his mouth with his lime green scarf. 
“Yes, I’ve done this before!” Darci chuckled. Her blonde hair caught bits of frost as she analyzed the series of closed stores. 
They stopped somewhere interesting and took a gander at the locks. “Just thought I’d ask cause-”
 "Cause what?“
 "Well, you’re so… normal. I don’t mean that in an insulting way either. It’s just, no powers, no backstory, you just showed up!”
 "If that’s your definition of normal then it wouldn’t be normal, would it?“ 
“I guess it isn’t… huh?”
As he lurked through the sewers beneath the street, the cowboy tried to place himself in the near pitch-black environment. A right turn, a hair left, straight for a couple hundred feet. Don’t fall in the water; it takes too damn long to clean that stuff out. ‘Nother right, and up the access ladder. It should let right out to the back alley. The businesses connected to it ain’t that fancy, but they’re easy pickins. But which to choose?
Maybe that Lil’ liquor shop? Eh, done those too many times to count… That bakery’s already closed; no fun in that… oh, now ain’t that a beaut? A Lil’ ol’ diner! Maybe a little slow, but just enough people. Oh, now ain’t this gonna be a hoot? The cowboy cops a squat in the alley to wait for his proverbial “high noon.”
Dennis and Darci had a long look at the locks and realized, there’s just too many people around to do a good robbery. “Do you wanna just wait it out a bit?” Darci asked 
“Yeah that sounds good” Dennis fixed his bright red hair a bit, “What do you wanna do in the meantime?” “Hm. I’m not particularly hungry but do you wanna grab something?”
Dennis crunched the numbers in his head, “I had some cantaloupe around 4… or was it honeydew? Either way, I could eat.” It was 10 PM.
“C'mon we can go down to that honky-tonk around the block, bet there’ll be something fun too.” And to the diner, they went. Dennis parked his stupid awful moped scooter near the entrance and both walked inside. Business there was slow but the atmosphere screamed the 1950’s. The checkboard floor, teal booth seats, and Crosley brand Jukebox were all dead ringers for this notion. A woman in around her mid 30’s called out to the two “Sit where ya like and staff will get right to ya!” And so, they did. A booth somewhere near the jukebox and a hall leading into the restrooms.
Reuben watched the customers coming in and out of the building. That music note scooter immediately drew his eye. He shifted over to get a better look as the riders dismounted. Dennis Prowell: “the Music Meister.”
“This really will be interestin’!” The second one, a woman, was partially obscured. Before he could get a better look, they had both moseyed in. A waitress came up to their table with two menus. “Hi! My name’s Jannette, I’ll give ya a minute, but first just wanna let you know that the soup for tonight is Chowda.” They thanked her in an awkward unison and flipped through the selection as she walked off to help another group of guests.
“Soooo.” Darci started.
“Hm?”
“How’d you end up the way you are?”
Dennis looked up in a bit of confusion, “What do you mean?”
“Like, how’d you become a villain?”
“Oh! Like a tragic backstory! Right. Yeah, my powers are genetic.” She looked up.
“…that’s it?”
“Yeah, had some bullies, dealt with that.. then I just went out and did crime. It was a primal urge… like arson!” They continued to chat, unknowing of what lied ahead.
Now seemed like a good as time as any! 
B L A M
A shot rings out, shattering the glass door. A boot busts the rest of the glass out. The cowboy steps in and tips his Stetson. “Alright folks. This is a stickup. Y'all know the drill! No quick movements. lay yer wallets and jewelry out on the table. Let’s make this short an’ sweet and no one’ll get hurt.” He sticks his six-shooter in the face of the waitress behind the counter. “And you. Empty the register into’ this sack.” He lowers his weapon and tosses her a bag, then poises for attack again.
Dennis whispered over to Darci “…Weird, but I got this.”
She knows he doesn’t got this.
Dennis got up and put his hands in the air, whistling to the tune of an old Western movie. …
Darci stood still, analyzing the scene, waiting for an apt time to act.
“Ah ah ah, don’t come another step closer, Mister. I’ve got you dead to rights. And what’s that tune? You deridin’ me?” Mocked the Bandit.
“…ohmygoditsnotworking.” He looked around in a panic. The people around him were frozen to his tune. Maybe I could? NO that’s a death wish you promised there’d be no body count. What if… Darci knew he’d be a dead man if she didn’t do something quick. Without thinking, she grabbed Dennis by the arm and started bolting down the hall to find an escape
“What in Sam Hill? Hey! Get back ‘ere! The both of ya!” He glanced around the diner at the spellbound customers. “DAMN IT!” He grabbed the sack and the register’s till and cautiously ran down the hall in pursuit.
They darted into the women’s bathroom and locked the door behind them.
Good news: The bandit can’t get in! Bad news: They can’t get out!
“Holy shit..” Dennis caught his breath, holding his scarf “Any clue who that is?!” Darci stared off into nothing, listening in on what the Bandit is doing outside. Dennis ruffled his fiery hair in an anxious scramble. “He wasn’t affected, he could be deaf.. but then he wouldn’t have heard…”
He slowed and held his hand over his holster. “I know y'all are back ‘ere!” He kicked the manager’s office door open. Not there. The storage room. Nope. He continued down the hall, spurs clicking against the linoleum.
Darci leaned in and listened to how he kicked the door open. That sound. The clang you get when you hit the wood with… no.  That’s can’t be it. It’s… It’s exactly what it looks like.  "Darci, over here,“ Dennis called her over pointing to a patriot hopper window.
Men’s room. No dice. Women’s? Locked. “Knock knock? Is this room occupied?” He blasted at the lock twice with the revolver. “Now, come on Mr. Prowell. I don’t wanna hurt you or yer lady friend.” He pushes the door open.
That plan didn’t go far. Dennis raised his hands up again. Darci stood her ground by holding Dennis’s waist and staring the Bandit down. “Oh great, he knows my name. Listen, … ‘cowboy’ you obviously got a lot to do. Loads of places to see, and I just want to say… You really have a…” Dennis went off on a slow and shaky tangent while the gun was pointed at him.
Taking a step into the room and looking at them both, the Bandit gasps and immediately staggers back. “Y-you, uh, y'all are lucky! I’m willing to, ehm, go easy on yah. Uhhh… Sorry, Ma'am.” He high tails it out the back door and silently down the manhole.
Dennis couldn’t exactly process what had gone on. “…What was that?” “Let’s get outta here.” Darci let go of him.  “That’s.. that’s a good idea.” They stepped out and walked out of the hallway, everything was deafeningly silent, whoever was left there was packing up their belongings. When going out, Dennis gave a sheepish wave and Darci continued to scan the area. Both of them got onto the scooter and went back to going about the city. “…so uh. Where to next?” “Somewhere far away from there.”
WHAT!? YOU SAW HER? WHY DIDN’T YOU CAPTURE HER? “I’m sorry, boss! She had someone else with ‘er! That “Music Meister” feller. And I was right in the middle of a stick-up! I couldn'ta just picked her up. It’s kinda hard when you only got one arm!“  Fine. Get to the safehouse and wire me the funds you got. I can take care of this. “Good luck, boss…”
The ride felt endless. A horrific feeling welled inside both of them.
“I knew it, god damn it. I knew it..” Darci’s hair flowed in the wind.
“You mean the cowboy?” Dennis had a tired look in his eyes.
“Who else?” she lied through her teeth.
“That guy was kind of an odd-ball.”
“He’s got some scheme brewing. We need to just get out of here before he comes back with some new weapon.”
“Don’t get me wrong, I believe that this cowboy’s looking for trouble, it’s just this guy’s got one arm and came in with just a revolver. Guys like that can’t just miraculously get the funds from a mob boss without a damn good reason.”
Darci wanted to tell him the truth, but that would just add on another layer of unwanted confusion. So she just nodded in agreement.
“You know, Gotham isn’t as Dog eat Dog as it seems to be,” Dennis started.  "It’s more like… Your connections prevent from getting lobotomized by a guy in a mask. You keep each other safe from a bigger present danger! If that makes sense…  Just know I got your back if you need it.“ "Same here..” She replied, chilled by his example.
“Maybe we should try again?” Darci asked, “like go around to another store. Not around there though..” She pointed in the direction they’d left from. “The nights still young..” Dennis didn’t want to quarrel with the cowboy again, but God he itched for this to turn into a fun night. “I don’t see why not!” he turned right, the businesses there were all closed at that point. It’s as if the stars aligned once again!
Dennis pulled in near a clothing store. “Where do you want to start?” Darci asked. “Well, you gotta start with the locks right?” Dennis replied. “And what if there are security cameras?” “I’ll just do what I always do.” he shrugged. “Well aren’t you a broken record.”
Darci got off the scooter and examined the lock. She took out a bobby pin from her hair and started fiddling it inside. Click! She gave a thumbs-up as the door creaked open.  They both walked inside, skulking around to see if anything was of interest or present danger. Dennis caught his eye on a necklace with a black quartz pendant. Selina would love that. So he stuffed it away into his pocket, humming a tune.
Meanwhile, Darci was grabbing a handful of chapsticks, shoving them into a white purse she grabbed nearby. “That’s-” “Chapsticks? Yes :)” Darci put on a funny sort of smile. “That’s a lot of chapsticks…Okay, it’s what your heart desires.” “My heart also desires… this!” she snatched a leather jacket from a clothing rack and promptly threw it over her shoulder.
Knock knock knock.
Their hearts dropped. Dennis pointed over to behind the cash register. The two hurried to crouch behind the counter.  Darci signaled to stay quiet, trying to keep some level of composure. But her mind was racing.  Maybe we should call the cops… No! Are you out of your mind, Darci?! The cops will just haul your shell to a junkyard and turn your code into Dopey-Doh in Arkham!
Knock knock knock.
Dennis murmured “H. How?” Darci collected the pieces together already, this was happening again! Why does he want to torment me?! “Let’s go out from the front..” They foxtrotted over to the entrance and creaked open the door. A quick and speedy escape was just around the corner!
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK.
“Let’s get outta here..”
Darci hurried Dennis out the door. 
Uneasy silence as they step through the door. 
“T R I C K  O R  T R E A T !”
A heavily synthesized voice croaks. Laughter like something from a cheap Halloween decoration blast around them. A massive bowl sits in the middle of the street in front of the store.
They shook by the creature that stood in front of them like a hungry predator.  “RUN!” the two scattered back inside for cover.
Two rubbery green arms explode out from the inside and pick the bowl up like a grotesque pair of legs. It scuttles onto the top of the building and begins knocking so rapidly, the building shakes on its foundation.
“WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!” Dennis shouted, shaking to the rhythm to the knocks. “I DON’T KNOW!” Darci yelled over the rumbling. The ceiling started to break apart. “JESUS, IT’S GONNA KILL US BEFORE WE GET OUTTA HERE!” “LIKE HELL I’LL GO TO HIM AGAIN!” Darci refused, but Dennis had already run outside in hopes to get hold of his getaway scooter. We gotta get outta here! “DENNIS YOU OAF!” Darci called out, trying to usher him back in.
The shaking stops. Another dreadful silence, occasionally broken by the drop ceiling panels falling from the commotion.
Dennis realized what this thing was after. It wants her. But why? “What are you doing?! Get back inside!” Darci called out again. “G E T. O U T.” Dennis mouthed to Darci. He stared at the creature, trying to decipher its next move. Dennis reached in his jacket pocket and started shuffling through…
The bowl sits atop the roof completely still. The arms appear to have receded back into the bowl and it has shut down for the time being.
Ah-ha! Now’s our chance! Dennis pulled out his keys and started up the scooter! “Darci. Let’s get outta here!” he shuddered in a whispery tone. “Please trust me on this.” She had to take this leap of faith. If the bowl didn’t catch her, the police surely would’ve. Darci darted outside, took the keys, and started up the scooter! Dennis joined her in a hurry.
As soon as the woman peeled out of the crumbling structure, the voice whined out again. “T A G,  Y O U ’ R E  I T !  H E H E H E H A H A H A H A H A ! ! !” The bowl hoisted itself back up and trotted towards them.  With one more cackle, a third rubber arm bursts from the inside of the bowl and snatches at the pair. “G O T C H A !” The bowl pulls the extra appendage back inside before tearing out of the way like a bat out of hell.
As Darci attempted to drive to safety, Dennis felt his body pulled away from the scooter. He screamed. Darci looked back only to see that the worst possibility was now her reality! Her loved ones were being taken from her once again by him! But fear overcame Darci that night. She drove out of sight of the bowl and behind a few cars; peering over and regretting her choice already.
The hand grasped around its prisoners until the moment it got into the bowl. Almost immediately after, the sounds of machinery began to whirl and plastic sheeting was being pulled up around Dennis. A heating element crimps the ends and seals the whole box up tight.
Darci looked on in horror, hastily hiding away from its line of sight. “WhatdoIdoWhatdoIdoWhatdoIdoWhatdoIdo?” Her hands were shaking. “God! You can’t even protect your own friends! You’re! so! hopeless!” She reached for her phone in her left pocket. “Maybe I can- No! That’s an awful idea!” She tugged her hair. “I shouldn’t get people wrapped up in my business more than they already are! I don’t want to lose Edward either!” “Go out there and save him! You can’t keep living like this!” Tightening her hands into fists, Darci turned around to face the creature! … But. It had already fled.
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mortemilla-moved · 5 years
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