#awesome monster bashers

[we-are-the-amb]

Edgar: *Sweeping the shop floor* 🎵 Momma always told me that she’s hung-over, just make yourself some chee-eerios 🎵 Alan: *Dusting the shelves* 🎵Papa always told me, “There’s food in the fridge, we’ll be back in about two weeeeks 🎵

#source: mike judge’s beavis and butthead #incorrect quotes #edgar frog #alan frog #frog brothers #awesome monster bashers #the lost boys #lost boys #TLB

[pitiful-anonymous-vampire]

the amb

#the lost boys 1987 #the lost boys #tlb 1987 #the lost boys behind the scenes #the amb #awesome monster bashers #the frog brothers #sam emerson the lost boys

[whatisgoingonpaul]

Seeing the lost boys in theaters with some of my friends really reminded me how terrifying I am about this movie. How I was mouthing along with half of the lines because I knew them without having to think. Or that I would laugh in anticipation of a good line.

The most pressing is that I still mimick Alan in the church scene because it’s so fucking funny to me for no reason

Anyways- if it’s in theaters in your area… see it.

#memorized by heart #the lost boys #lost boys 1987 #lost boys #tlb #the lost boys 1987 #alan frog #edgar frog #sam emerson #awesome monster bashers

[prepare4trouble]

It’s too bad I can’t get a decent shot that tells the story of the head vampire wanting to turn Edgar. It’s too bad as well that that didn’t become a longer thing. It’s too bad he didn’t get some of that vampire blood into him, and Edgar and Alan, both half vampires but Alan much more experienced, fight for their humanity. (I’m writing it, but I wish I’d seen it)

Whenever I watch this scene though, I’m struck by what might have been going through Alan’s mind. He’s been a half vampire for five years by this point, so no doubt the guy is used to dealing with some pretty unpleasant things; bloodlust, the loss of his humanity, the isolation… but he’s been hiding away for a lot of that time. He hadn’t been hunting, probably not even going out that much, he certainly hasn’t been around other vampires. Did he know that a head vampire might have that kind of power? We didn’t see any hint of it in Max. With a few words, the vampire makes Alan attack his brother.

I often wonder whether it was a simple command that he was forced to obey, or whether it was more primal than that. I wonder whether the words he said to him (an echo of words from the original movie, as happens a few times in this one) were unimportant. I wonder if he compelled him to attack by increasing the bloodlust in Alan to the point where he could no longer resist.

Either way, I am convinced that Alan knew exactly what he was doing, that he was desperately trying to stop himself, and that he was unable to do so. I think of him being forced to watch as he tries to kill his own brother. I imagine him thinking that if only he hadn’t got involved, Edgar might never have come here. If he hadn’t shown up to help, maybe Edgar would have fought DJ X on his own and would have prevailed. Because he was there, Edgar was going to die.

That’s a lot to live with, even after the fact, even though Edgar survives. That’s nightmare fuel for years to come. And the thing is, he will never be able to talk about it. Not with Edgar, and not with anybody else either.

Gods, the way that Edgar kills the head vamp is inspired. How did he know there was water in that pipe. Did he know he would be able to bless a damp vampire and make him explode, or was it pure guesswork and luck? Either way it was amazing. The way the head vampire screams and cringes at first, then realises it’s only water, and then realises what Edgar is going… it’s inspired. He’s going to be telling that story for a long time.

And then the relief on both their faces, but the shame on Alan’s too…

Fang check! Hilarious. Especially considering if either of them was infected they would only show fang if they were ready to bite. It’s not an all the time thing. But this is the first time in five long years that they have both been human, and though we haven’t seen this before, it looks like they are reverting to old patterns, old post-hunt rituals.

And then they definitely are. This is from the original movie. “We are awesome monster bashers! The meanest, the baddest…”

And then that hug. They’re not the most tactile of people, the Frogs. Yes they held into each other as kids when they thought they were going to die, but embracing like this out of sheer joy, it is alien to them. They do it anyway. It is instinctive to them, because they can’t think of any other way to express how they feel. They break it off quickly, embarrassed at the display. If Sam had been there, he never would have let go, but even after everything the Frogs try to play it cool? Embarrassed that someone might realise how much they love each other. After everything they went thought, they deserve more hugs than this.

#lost boys the thirst #lost boys #the lost boys #edgar frog #alan frog #frog brothers

[nerdy-spooks]

So like Cringe Culture died right? Like Ocs and stuff are cool now right? Anyway-Behold Silver, My Lost Boys Oc, Cute picture of her being shipped with Alan here, Silver is a remake of an old Lost Boys Oc who was shipped with Alan, I made them back when I was like 14 so ya know it was 2017 I was 14 and I was like we need a lady to join the Awesome Monster Bashers lol ,The Old version of the Character was Named Lenore, in reference to Edgar Allen Poe's Nevermore story since Edgar and Alans name were a reference to Poe.

Aren't they cute? I adore them. I just like making cute ships for fun, This is also the part where I mention she's a vampire lol, interesting dynamic fun huh?

Anyways plz don't hate on me for a redraw of an old ship art piece from 2017 lol 😂 I have a new better Oc Nowadays, Her Name Is Morgana Oliver and She is Shipped with Paul, because I'm such a Paul simp, but sometimes it's fun to remember old Ocs from when you were younger lol.

Ngl I imagine Alan Is Stimming by messing with his Dog Tags here, and yes he let her wear his Beret, cute.

#the lost boys #tlb 1987 #Alan Frog #The Lost Boys Oc #Lost Boys Oc #oc x canon #Oc #Original Character #Ship Art #My Oc

[dogtagsenthusiast]

I just want to Read My Superman Volume 1 But, Edgar insists I defend him and Well I do love my brother so I'll help him out.

Awesome Monster Bashers Stick together after all.

#Alan Frog #I just want to read

[sajaffery]

unblock...2...

thank you gobstikelsa1970..although i blame you for having to break one of my earlier rules. this was supposed to be all part of the same post. which started yesterday and was supposed to continue and continue until tumblr officially decided to kick me off their website altogether for being a nuisance and a show off at which point i would be forced to roam the face of this earth with words pouring out of my fingers into the thankless earth. sorry. i kind of got ahead of myself there. but ive decided to continue this on a seperate post, titled the same with a few sad dots and a 2 at the end. perhaps my two followers wont hate me so much anymore, and they might even ask other people to follow me. although they seem to only be interested in large naked men with bulging muscles. i hope thats not why they added me for i can only ever be a large naked man with a bulging stomach. they might be into that, after a few beers, maybe a couple of tequila shots and five hundred years of solitude. another cliched literary refernce. see earlier post for reference and explanation for terrible grammer and spelling. fuck dead white old men! were they old? i cant remember. and I cant go back and check either. you certainly can. but you wont. because youve got better things to do, like continue reading this post. emoticon alert. okay this is starting to get repetitive. I’m making the same jokes as yesterday. its probably a good thing i cant go back and reread my posts because then i definietely would be cracking the same jokes again and again. or i might be able to build on them and improve them. isnt that what all writers do? Bukowski certainly does. I’ve read three books by him and countless short stories and it seems to be the same books over and over again with very similar characters, especially women. doing the same things over and over again and him just finding us better ways to tell us about it. so I guess I can do that. but I cant rered what I wrote yesterday so I cant. and I’m not great. by any stretch if the imagination. but then neither was Bukowski. another reason why my wife cant read this, she’d pick up the laptop and smash it over my head for saying that.                          (FORCED DELETION)

I FUCKING HATE DONALD TRUMP. compared to him, i’m jesus christ. i.e. impossible to hate. everyone loves jesus, even the people who hate bible bashers because the man just talked about love. and he had cool hair. the poor guy was even ready to marry a prossi. how fucking awesome can you get. my mum called me jesus the other day because she was yelling at me and i just kept smiling at her. thats how amazing the man was. although it does kind of help the argument that he might have been deluded. even mad. huh. i didnt think of it like that. not a very nice thing for my mum to have said. hmmm. i’m blanking for a bit. oh new rule! i have to tell you, i say you even though i know nobody is reading this, and if someone is…cringe!!! but yes i have to tell you why i stopped writing yesterday because i wrote down i have to go to work but thats not good enough as an excuse because i’m actually at work as i write this. my work involves sitting behind a counter with a laptop infront of me and ignoring every customer who walks in as much as i can. yes i’m a till jocky and not the cool kind like randall from clerks, but more the sad kind like Dante because he hates being there but has nowhere fucking else to go. my parents own this place. hence my dad being a rich capitalist and my being a fake socialist. and ive been stuck here for the last six years now and i reconize 90% of the people who walk into this place and i want to punch atleast 90% of those 90%. I cant punch the rest of the 10% because theyre too fucking old. not because I like them. wow I hate a lot of people. no. no. this is just a symptom me hating myself again. it has to be I’m starting to come out like a monster in this post, my two hypersexualised followers are going to be defollowing me any second. can you find out if someone has defollowed you? do you get a little notification for that? like you do when someone is following you. such and such person is no longer following you. LOSER! me. not them. i’m the dumpee remember, not the dumper. maybe this is me. maybe this is why i’m writing this, because i cant possibly hope to tell anyone any of these things. not face to face anyway. who would want to listen? God knows I wouldn’t. except maybe if i was getting paid for it. even then. clearly ive gone through medical school or at least graduate school to be sitting there and getting paid to listen to this crap and eventually i’d reach a point where i’d want to get this person out of my room, out of my face out of my life, just as far away from me as possible, wow. i want to stop writing this now. i suddenly dont feel great. and i feel tired 

[lost-bastard]

I asked my roommate to name a bunch of Lost Boys characters

Part 2 because tumblr will only let me put 10 images

#I thought it was 30 now??? #wild #anyway #the lost boys #the lost boys (1987) #michael lost boys #david lost boys #paul lost boys #marko lost boys #dwayne lost boys #laddie lost boys #Star lost boys #sam lost boys #the frog brothers #awesome monster bashers #vampires

[edgarsfrog]

alan: *watching twlight*

alan: “WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THESE VAMPIRES HAVE POWERS?!”

edgar: *from the kitchen*: “WHAT DID YOU SAY, AL?”

alan: “THESE BLOODSUCKERS HAVE THE ABILITY TO CONTROL NATURE, EDGAR!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO IF THESE TYPES ACTUALLY EXIST???”

#awesome monster bashers #sam emerson #alan frog #the lost boys #edgar frog #incorrect quotes #michael emerson

[we-are-the-amb]

I love how obvious it is that Edgar and Alan had no friends at all, pre-Sam. I don’t even mean that unkindly, it just stands out a fucking mile. 

#edgar #edgar frog #alan #alan frog #sam #sam emerson #awesome monster bashers #frog brothers #the lost boys #lost boys #tlb

[pitiful-anonymous-vampire]

I have decided that today is Sam Emerson Appreciation Day ☺️

#the lost boys #the lost boys 1987 #sam emerson #Sam Emerson the lost boys #awesome monster bashers #tlb #tlb 1987 #the lost boys behind the scenes #corey haim

[tlb-fan1987]

Sam Emerson Headcannons

A/N- these headcannons are mainly post movie and in an AU where the boys live and Sam ends up being friends with them

Gif credit to @losthavenmine 🥰

Despite the whole vampire fiasco, Sam actually finds that he really enjoys living in Santa Carla

He fits in pretty well with all the eccentric and interesting people

He loves to explore the boardwalk and other interesting places around Santa Carla

He and his grandfather end up being pretty close and spend a lot of time together

Sam is still freaked out by the taxidermy though XD

Sam is an early riser and is usually up way before Michael

His favourite colour is blue

He’s a really good student and gets good grades in every subject

He loves art and creative writing

He loves music and has an extensive collection of records and tapes

He and Paul actually bonded because of their love of music

Besides comic books he also reads 80s teen magazines

Sam loves fashion and is always experimenting with different styles and trends

Once he meets Star and the lost boys, he gets more into doing more creative stuff with his clothes, like adding patches, sewing stuff on his shirts and jackets, etc

Most of Sam’s clothes are really bright and colourful, which really stand out in contrast to his friends, Alan and Edgar Frog

Sam likes to draw and will draw comic book characters and stuff in the margins of his school notebooks. His friends are super impressed and one day Sam, Alan, and Edgar decide to make their own comic book. Sam does the drawing for the book and Edgar and Alan come up with most of the plot and dialogue

#80s vampires #the lost boys 1987 #tlb #tlb 1987 #the lost boys headcannons #sam the lost boys #sam emerson lost boys #sam emerson #awesome monster bashers #alan frog #edgar frog #paul the lost boys #the lost boys (1987)

[laddieseddiemunster]

hey, i’m lia :)

Masterlist

movies/shows:

The Lost Boys

Fast Times At Ridgemont High

Wednesday

other:

nada

updated last : 01/18/23

#the lost boys #the lost boys david #the lost boys dwayne #the lost boys paul #the lost boys marko #the lost boys michael #the lost boys star #the lost boys sam #the lost boys x reader #the lost boys imagines #the lost boys 1987 #sam emerson #frog brothers #edgar frog #alan frog #david the lost boys #dwayne the lost boys #paul the lost boys #marko the lost boys #awesome monster bashers #star the lost boys #sam the lost boys #michael emerson #michael the lost boys #laddie #laddie the lost boys

[queenofsantacarla]

Could you maybe do a lil something for Sam and the Frog brothers group with a ftm best friend if you’re comfy with it? But they find out that he is secretly a vampire and their reactions?

Ooohoo spooky spooky also this is giving me all sorts of thoughts about the boys having a young teenage vamp bro??? so good

Tw: homophobic and transphobic comments by surf nazis, violence typical of tlb

The four of you make quite the squad, with Sam's high fashion sense and the Frogs' Rambo gear, and your punk aesthetic. Your little gang sometimes intimidates people on the boardwalk whenever you're out and about. Alan and Edgar couldn't care less, Sam laughs it off, but you bask in it. You're the most badass dude on the boardwalk, everyone should know it!

That's their first hint, they way you seem to enjoy having people slightly fear you.

The next one is that you only come to the comic book store at night. Originally, they chalked it up to school or something, but even during the summer they only see you once the sun goes down.

Then the wheels start turning more and more. The way you laugh mockingly at their vampire comics, the jokes you make about the inaccuracies in them. The way you always make sure you have permission to come into the Emerson house when you guys hang out there. The way you get dodgy about questions regarding your parents or where you live.

Edgar and Alan finally confront Sam and say they have to do the tests on you. Sam vehemently disagrees, there's no way you're a bloodsucker, you're their friend! There's no way you'd hang out with three vamp hunters if you were, right?

Right?

Sam eventually caves, and they set up their strategy. The next night you're all hanging out on the beach, the Frogs acting strange. You brush it off pretty easily, but what throws you is the way Sam is acting. He's fidgety and nervous, and doesn't want to look you in the eye. You want to pretend you're too cool to care but it really does hurt. These guys are supposed to be your best friends. You're ready to just head out for the night when a group of surfers end up crossing your path.

They start harassing the four of you, shouting shit and challenging you to a fight. You throw insults right back, happy to defend your friends despite how you're hurting and having plenty of fun with it.

Then they throw a shitty transphobic comment at you. You hesitate, even though you normally wouldn't. Just the doubt and hurt from the night gets to you.

That's when Sam loses it. Vampire or not, no one's gonna talk to you like that. Of course that only riles the surf nazis up more, and they start to give him shit for defending his "boyfriend." One of them goes to punch him, and you see red.

You smack the guy full force across the beach, and your fangs poke out. It doesn't help that you're hungry, and when they start to run it dials your predator instincts up to 100.

When all is said and done you run. You can't face them, now that they know the truth. In truth the boys don't really know what to do. They're dedicated to truth, justice, the American way! But you're their friend, and you've been a vampire the entire time they've known you.

They decide they have to go after you. No man gets left behind. Besides, maybe they can help you. They'll find a way.

#hi im sorry this took forever #the lost boys (1987) #sam emerson #alan frog #edgar frog #fade writes #fade answers #awesome monster bashers

[nerdy-spooks]

#the lost boys #tlb 1987 #80s movies #80s #sam emerson #Edgar Frog #alan frog #Poll's

[wat-the-cur]

Edgar/Alan Frog and 8?

Thank you, buddy!

8. What kind of car they would drive: Here’s the thing, I firmly believe that Alan never got his driving license. Maybe he got as far as his test, but he got to the first junction and had a panic attack in the footwell. He never reattempted. Edgar, however, did manage to scrape by and get his license. After some considerable saving, he bought a poxy little pickup truck, that was held together by rust and chewing gum. It had to be a truck, because they HAD to be able to transport things in it, despite the fact they own naff all. Edgar spends half his free time with his head buried somewhere inside that truck trying to keep it running, because it‘s constantly threatening to blow up with them inside it.

#asks #edgar #edgar frog #alan #alan frog #awesome monster bashers #frog brothers #the lost boys #lost boys