#bad biologists

[thepartofmenoonehastosee]

We're both biologists.

#biology #animal scales #bad biologists #snake #lizard #fun fact #weird questions

[gorgynei]

we dont talk about the biologist's violence enough

#repost bc i fucked it up the first time. oops. my bad #the interviews between the biologist and the director in acceptance are EVERYTHING to me #southern reach #the southern reach #tsr #southern reach trilogy #the biologist #the southern reach trilogy #annihilation #acceptance #authority #jeff vandermeer #aceart #blood

[d4rksusuke]

Hello it's me again with my monthly appearence hehehe today I offer you a drawing inspired by the fanfiction "There Are Many Benefits" by moonliched on AO3

you can also check out their Tumblr accounts @moonliched/@moonliched-art!!

I hope you enjoy my little doodle heheheh

#there are many benefits to being a marine biologist #There Are Many Benefits #fnaf #fnaf sb #fnaf fanart #fnaf security breach #fnaf au #fnaf art #mer moon #fnaf mermaid au #yn #im down so bad for him

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

you'll NEVER experience the benefits of being a marine biologist

#ONLY the bad things about it #like having to write grant applications #there are many benefits to being a marine biologist #but you will never get to experience them >:)

[willcamposleftnut]

He is coming:)

#goblin mode #lobster #there are many benefits to being a marine biologist #this post is either gonna do really bad or really well

[mixelation]

i don't consume a lot of sci-fi on my own, but my family likes to, and my sibling in particular likes to send me sci-fi biology to rate it. here's how i like sci-fi biology:

consulted an actual expert (and then listened) - very rare, but very fun. star trek on good days* does this. futurama often combines this one with the next one for very fun results

intentionally completely stupid - love it, don't take take yourself seriously <3

handwave-y - this is less common in "hard" sci-fi for some reason (i think because the assumption is a reader WANTS an explanation?), even though it's really the best narrative way to do it. it's not your job to come up with how someone evolves telepathy or how it works on a biochemical level

flubbed the landing - used a real biological concept and then proceeded to demonstrate a complete lack of understanding of it. an example would be some novel where the main character explained that squids can evolve faster than other species because they do a lot of RNA splicing.** it's true! they do do that! also: not how evolution works! this one annoys me less because the writer made a mistake and more when a lot of the reader chatter is swooning over how ~smart~ it is fdhsjkhdjsk

unintentionally completely stupid - says a lot of biology jargon to say absolutely nothing, but takes itself very seriously. (grips star wars by the shoulders) stop trying to use actual science. you are a fantasy story set in space. go back to the wizards

*"good days" = good science days. i don't consume enough star trek to evaluate if it also correlated with good STORY days

**RNA splicing = okay so you're probably aware dna -> rna -> protein. well, you can hack up the rna into different configurations so that one chunk of dna can then make multiple types of proteins. (rna can also have functions beyond just being a protein blue print because rna exists to make a biologist's life Hard)

#these are just my personal preferences it's fine if you like different things #there are biologists out there who probably like different things #my sibling is a gd aerospace person and they don't seem bothered by bad scifi at all for example

[invertedspoon]

crying over shark videos again :(

#I WANT TO PET A SHARK SO BAD UUEUHUEHUH #DEADASS MIGHT BECOME A MARINE BIOLOGIST SO I CAN PET THEM #THEY'RE SO :(((( #DONT GET ME STARTED ON WHALE SHARKS #uughghahuhfh #whale sharks #sharks #marine life #marine animals #marine biology

[antirepurp]

googling peacock wings and getting fucked up concepts of the tail feathers constructing some botched novelty accessories has the same energy as googling cat/dog skeleton and getting those halloween decorations that have ears coming out of the skull

#soda offers you a can #look im no biologist but wings made out of the Tail feathers and nothing else are just objectively bad

[wanderingcoyotes]

uughh very bad (object)sona concept doodle or somethjing. posting 2 get my thoughts out yk

(hes a quill btw !!!!!)

#i think hes like an object biologist or wtv #i think itd be cool 2 be an object and like Study how trhey work idk #also bcz i feel like itd be FITTING cuz i like studying the anatomy of actual objects #anyways i think they use he/they/it cuz im considering he/him prns or wtv #ok ill be quiet. Good bye #object show oc #object oc #uuuhmm #osc #object shows #mann idk #pixie arts #< i need new tags ugh #SORRY thsi is like REALLY bad . ill polish its design up later

[forwardrussia]

Oomf who took the reference pic has no idea how hard it goes

#south park #south park fanart #craig tucker #craig tucker fanart #sp craig #my art #yet another aquarium drawing from forwardrussia #i must wanna go to the aquarium real bad subconsciously #anyway sorry for so many drawings of stan andor ken recently #i love all the other characters i swear. but they’re just so fun to draw for me #and I get the most inspo with them and theyre my favourites #but craig and those guys have also been on my mind lately #normally i wouldve made this drawing stan because in my canon in the future he becomes a marine biologist #because. he loves animals and marine life SO MUCH!!!! #but I felt bad drawing Stan so much and I wanted to draw Craig so YA! #fave

[whale-in-that-case]

Conceptually mushrooms are amazing and I'd love nothing more to eat them all the time but unfortunately I can't stand their texture, taste, or smell.

#mine #food #i'm a biologist who is into botany it's so sad that i don't like mushrooms #i'd be so good at foraging mushrooms and making lots of nice recipes #but the other day one of my roommates was cooking mushrooms in the kitchen and i could barely breathe through the smell #it's also quite literally the only food i really Do Not Like #i'm fine with mostly anything. i eat mussels! my favourite vegetables are brussel sprouts! but nooo mushrooms had to taste Bad smh #really good job you did there brain

[qmorningcrew]

qsmp museum au

#aughhhh like they all work at a science & history museum #bad is an archeologist #foolish is probably security (tho he would also be a sick marine biologist) #theres like four ornithologists #although i could also see bad as an evolutionary biologist #charlie is a mycologist #roier could be an arachnologist or be a security guard with foolish #cellbit is a linguist and cryptologist #quackity might be a teacher #like for field trips and stuff #im going insane #qsmp #qsmp au #twig speaks

[abri-chan]

lithium still holds up as a good song wow

#romantic aspect aside the whole part of how drugs for mental health make you feel #evanescence #this line specifically: i wanna stay in love with my sorrow but god i want to let it go #i don't want to forget how it feels without -- so bipolar has a biologist basis unlike depression but the numbness that comes from meds #but in terms of grief i feel obstinate to stay in love with my sorrow bc everyone says to move on and that makes me hold on tigher bc / #americans are remarkable bc they decide a timeline of 6 months and then declare grief over so grief is over bc they declare it over #and I'm like some things maybe you shouldn't move on from #but i also want to let it go so bad bc i want to be happy #I'm tired and I'm tired

[percentstardust]

all it takes is one swing and i'll humiliate him. matter of fact, make one wrong move and i'll debilitate him. and if he even starts to slip, i'll eliminate him!

ALL IT TAKES IS ONE WRONG LOOK AND I’LL—

harry, we get it CHILL!!!

#& what the hap is fuckening ( ooc ) #so feral even uma has to tell him to calm tf DOWN #I MISS HIM SO BAD #AND THEN UMA IS GOING TO BE IN THIS NEW MOVIE AS THE PRINCIPAL? #GIRL WHAT? #he’s a marine biologist by this timeline I GUESS!!! #elias is king of corona but he also has his veterinarian degree #alex is either a professional photographer or a surfer i have NOT DECIDED YET probably will let her do both #neoma is a physical trainer #freddie is a super star she’s got like so many grammys and awards several albums out #evie has stores open EVERYWHERE she is auradon’s gucci #brie is a baker and she owns her own little bakery even if she’s a princess

[lemongogo]

who 2 draw . worst art dilemma of all time ,

#every singke time i open a canvas #w/o fail i draw ww and evey single time he ssmoking and i feel so bad for whagever i put his lungs thru #but then i rmbr blr!wolfwoods ashtray and im like irs ok thats just how he is #hes litwlly so lucky 2 have those vials . 😭 #idek if i want to draw trigun rn . like i do but also wht else is there 2 draw rn #like so much avtually . i want to draw elendira and ww together but also legato and vash but also knives ans maybe razlo & livio too #and then so #like of course when and also #yknow #and hren im also like hmm.maybe i want to go back 2 spiderverse for a bit since i only drew jess and miguel once #but thwn im also like ok well what if jjkay season 2 . but i also havent watched it and idr much of my read thru #unmm . literally umm rn #UKMMJ!??!??? #i need some fkcing ocs . GET SOME OCSS‼️‼️ #tbh i have been wanting 2 make my trigun oc idr if i talked abt him #biologist . LIKE MEEE .. gung ho sexy but literally dgaf about knives hes like i just want 2 study plants & their metabolism ok #like secure them save them free them i support u i just want 2 help these guys on a scientific level #ugh . sexy awesome and like cool and also sexy and also awesome #no but i dont like .’i cannot design people u have to hear me out im so ass @ chara design #ummm. UMMHHHU. i should wtch trigun 98 instead maybe #or maybe i shld finish that meryl sheet i abandoned T__T #or frwking maybe j should draw vash in his og leather undersuit . GOIDDDDD hes so everyuthing . my miau .. ❤️ #<will fall asleep having done none of the above

[thedisablednaturalist]

Anyone good at data analysis pls give me tips on how to explain the process for an interview bc literally I black out for 6 hours and when I come to the analysis is done and I don't remember how I did anything. This is not something interviewers want to hear.

#wrenfea.exe #my methods are also specific to the language/program im using to analyze the data #so when they ask what my process is my brain gets overwhelmed #it doesn't help that im very rusty on the programming front #i have been relearning R but not fast enough #natural science #scienceblr #datascience #data analysis #also i have bad experiences with statistics as i had an extremely ableist professor #if you have any videos or book reccs pls feel free to link them #i already have statistics for the terrified biologist