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nickgoesinsane · 8 months

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Thinking about Astarion being pinned beneath your body as he drinks the blood dripping from your mouth into his.

#: ̗̀➛ nick talks !#he's so #baldur's gate brainrot #dom reader #top reader #sub character #sub astarion #astarion x reader #n/sfw

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broken-little-bhaal-babe · 8 months

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Loviatar apparently was "both queen and servant" to Bane... Dark Urge can undergo a ritual of Loviatar and be granted their blessing... Gortash is the chosen of Bane... and Gortash and Dark Urge probably (definitely) did the nasty to each other...

are you all making the same brain connections I am right now??

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate brainrot #dark urge #gortash #bane #loviatar #do you see where i'm going with this #i know dark urge is bhaal's chosen but still #bg3 spoilers

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yaoiconnoisseur · 2 months

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If the BG3 companions went on a road trip, who’s the designated refueler and why is it Astarion

I saw this cosplay on Reddit and immediately had to draw it because I love it so much

Here’s a timelapse of it!

#‘look astarion.. you dont have to eat shit or piss so it saves us time for you to fill the car up ok?’#bg3 #astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 fanart #astarion fanart #astarion posting #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 astarion #astarion bg3 #astarion baldurs gate #astarion brainrot #digital art #procreate #my art #bg3 brainrot #bg3 blogging

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hot-pota-toes · 2 months

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If I could add one thing to bg3, I would give tav a tent

Everyone else gets one while we just sleep in a bedroll by the fire. I want my own little space at camp to decorate with random shit

Give it some personality we could choose the colour of it and what type of tent it is. The chest at camp that we fill with random junk from our adventures would be right by our tent

Also, if you play as an origin character, your tent gets removed ??? Why are our tent privileges taken away 😭

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 blurb #baulders gate 3 #baldur’s gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldurs gate #bg3 tav #bg3 original character #astarion #bg3 astarion #astarion bg3 #brainrot #astarion brainrot #tav

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sillylilfang · 5 months

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astarion sketchies

#my art #art #digital art #artists on tumblr #doodle #sketch #astarion #astarion fanart #bg3 #bg3 astarion #baldur's gate 3 #hes stuck in my brain #someone get him out of there #astarion brainrot

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lovelybluebirdie · 3 months

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his eyes.

#obsessed with his eyes #astarion #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 astarion #astarion ancunin #astarion bg3 #astarion brainrot #astarion screenshots #astarion imagine #astarion my beloved #astarion baldurs gate #baldurs gate astarion #baldur's gate iii #birdie's screens #the brainrot will never end

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littlelovelore · 2 months

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mind empty only asstarion

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xemdead · 4 months

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Astarion probably isn’t used to aftercare with all his trauma regarding sex / intimacy.

So imagine after the first time with you, almost immediately after you both finish, he gets up to re-dress. He expects you to do the same and leave, just like everyone has before you. But instead, you tug him back down into your warm embrace. He’s frozen, unsure what you’re doing but he likes the way you play with his hair. It slows down his erratic post coital heart, as his head relocates to your chest. Astarion comes to the realisation that he’s never actually taken a moment after sex to calm his body down before. It’s nice. You stay like this together for a while, relaxing after all the physical movement from earlier.

‘You okay?’ You mumble to him in a tired haze, ‘Did it feel good? You want some water?’ You begin to sit up, disrupting his position on your chest. For once he doesn’t reply, no flirty quips ready on his tongue. Astarion finds himself half shocked, half in awe that you care how he feels and what he felt like during the act. No one’s ever asked him that before.

You leave the bed briefly to the bathroom and return with a washcloth. You wipe yourself off then gesture towards Astarion, ‘Is it okay for me to clean you?’ You say softly, asking his consent.

He coughs, clearing his throat, ‘Of course,darling,’ he says, clearly covering up his confusion and rising nerves. ‘Are you okay?’ You ask again, repeating the question from earlier.

‘Yes, my love, I’m fine... it’s just no one’s ever done this to me before,’ he states gesturing down to where you carefully wipe his inner thighs. ‘Oh!’ You stutter ‘I can stop if your not comfortable with it—’. ‘I love it.’ he states, cutting you off. Eyes staring warmly into your own.

After this scenario happens I feel like Astarion will make the extra effort to learn proper aftercare for you, he begins to realise how important it is to check in after sex, he never wants you to feel used like he did in the past.

(Notes: sorry this is pure Astarion brainrot. Not proofread/edited. This man has crawled his way into my heart)

#fanfic #astarion #astarion x reader #bg3 #bg3 tav #bg3 astarion #baldur's gate 3 #brainrot #smut #angst #astarion smut #astarion ancunin #astarion angst #astarion and tav #fanfiction #x reader

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greyhands · 7 months

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