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c0mbatchameleon · 1 day

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I think barty would have sex on his father’s grave just to spite him

#like mary shelley but a bit more fucked in the head #although I still don’t know if that story abt her is tru #barty crouch jr #rosekiller #bcj

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royalthorned · 2 days

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Counter reformation priest Evan and heretic, perverse Barty AU

Barty is a nepo baby Italian with family connections to the Blacks (imagine sforza-esque power) on trial for sodomy (he was at a hippy-art orgy, he poses for cheap scum painters). So the church brings in their most "humane" priest to investigate and question him. Father Rosier.

And Evan is this village freak, born a twin with blank eyes and lopsided shoulders, who snuck into the forrest with Pandora and came back splattered in blood. And he is unnervingly pious, he gives every stray who comes to his monastery medical treatment and he does so with a blank face. He always volunteers to handle the dead bodies.

And Barty is tied up in some catholic rural church and Evan walks in, fully decked out in the decadence of counter reformation catholic uniforms. White billowing robes that fall over his hands because he's undernourished and frail. And Evan has deep set eye bags, slanted hips, a malnourished heart shape face with creamy skin and bright pink lips and Barty he loses it. He's flirting and giggling, he's biting his lip and making ridiculously suggestive faces (imagine carravagio's early paintings) He's slipping his linen shirt off his shoulders. And Evan is just so unmoved by the whole scene outwardly.

The torture method that Evan is ecstatic to try is sticking a wooden pole up someone's .... So Evan sets it up, all rigid and un-emotive. Barty sucks on it and looks up at Evan with the biggest, most pitiful sex eyes, this obviously leads to perverted, power imbalanced sex.

Cut to Barty being a free innocent man and living with Evan in his hometown of rural France in some undeveloped catholic parish where all the locals see Evan, the deformed, amoral, religious twin and a deranged, perverted Italian frolicking around and dissecting animals.

And the live happily ever after the end :)

this is a copy paste of my deranged rambling to Lune, thank you for listening to me bb <3 @sommerregenjuniluft

#counter reformation AU my beloved #im salivating for frail brittle Evan walking around with a god complex #and Barty lapping up his twisted back and ego problems #evan rosier #barty crouch junior #bcj #mauraders #rosekiller #regulus black #I love them so much they have plagued me #hedonists and heretics

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ecstarry · 2 days

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barty “the tortured artist” crouch

#okay but trust fund barty living as an artist #and like taking his notebook everywhere #reaaaaally leaning into the torture of being an artist when flirting #it only works on 20 year olds though #but i love him #barty crouch jr #barty crouch junior #bcj #marauders #slytherin skittles #slytherin #moodboard #euge’s moodboard

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lilyystarr · 2 days

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hmm what are your some of your barty hcs? literally about anything i love love love that man

thank you so much for asking !! i also rlly rlly love barty

so i mentioned this not long ago but i feel like hes lowkey genderfluid. he has no connection to any gender or pronouns and he isn't bothered by what you call him, its all pretty "meh, whatever"

he barks at ppl :/ he started doing it ironically in like 5th year to rando's then he started doing it unironically to ppl he or his friends dont like.

he likes sour lollies :D the skittles think its so gross cuz he'll down like a packet of war heads then complain that he burnt his tongue. he never learns his lesson tho, maybe cuz he's a bit of a masochist

he. cannot. dance. like that white boy is so lanky and spindly but he insists on dancing anyway

he got so excited when evan first called him b. it made him all giddy and eeee and he was like obsessed cuz it just itched his brain so well, maybe bc it's not smth his father gets called, maybe its cuz he gives all of his friends nicknames and that was the first time someones given him one !! (barty doesnt count) and and and!!!

speaking of nicknames he likes calling evan, rosie

he has so many stick and pokes :( and they're shitty, stupid and faded but he refuses to get them covered or anything professionally bc memories and shi

he was that kid to moan in the middle of class and act like its the funniest thing ever

so many piercings, jesus christ. too many (not rlly its fine). hes got his ears filled with piercings, snake bites, stretched ears, dick piercing. he has it all.

i’ve also said this before but he vapes rather then smokes. he likes to find the grossest flavours like pickles, cheesecake ice

umm i could go on but most if this is just small little things that dont rlly matter lmao

also does anyone have any thoughts abt the tongue flick canon barty does in the movies? do u think its tourettes or ?

#barty crouch jr #barty crouch junior #he bites #slytherin skittles #bcj #barty hc #barty crouch jr hc #barty crouch jr headcanon #the marauders #marauders #evan rosier #marauders era #lily’s asks

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orchideous-nox · 2 months

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rip Barty Crouch Jr, he would have loved singing Barbie Girl as "come on Barty lets go party" to himself in the mirror

#marauders #marauders fanfiction #hp marauders #marauders era #dead gay wizards from the 70s #barty crouch jr #barty crouch junior #barty crouch jr headcanons #bcj

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chasingthestarss · 8 days

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Barty: I feel like I’m forgetting something

Evan: Morals?

Barty: No, it’s something important

#marauders era #dead gay wizards #barty crouch junior is a little shit #barty crouch jr incorrect quotes #barty crouch junior #bcj #evan rosier incorrect quotes #evan rosier #rosekiller #rosekiller incorrect quotes

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thatcoolguyeli · 3 months

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rosekiller who are never seen without each other. I need them clingy, holding hands everywhere, in each other’s laps, Barty hanging off Evans arm

#everyone else hates it #but they don’t care #the pda would be on another level #clingy rosekiller #rosekiller #evan rosier #barty crouch jr #bcj

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jeanmoreausautismstickers · 2 months

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and if I said bcj can't yell at his friends because he sounds too much like his father what then

#barty crouch jr #bcj #bartylus #rosekiller #marauders era #starkiller #barty crouch junior

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lectric0onme · 2 months

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okay what about

medicine student Evan who is having an on the job experience at this hospital next to his Uni,

drop-out from Law school Barty who just finished his shift at the Motocross Park he works at and is at the hospital for a blood test !!!

Barty is still wearing his biker leather vest and has carried his helmet inside. Evan wearing a long sleeve black shirt with a turtle neck under his nurse uniform to hide all the tattoos.

Barty asking Evan to hold his hand bc "he's scared of needles" (bitch u have so many piercings u are not fooling anyone) and Evan refusing !! bc he's mean like that.

Barty is already obsessed. And Evan has poked his veins one too many times bc Barty's pretty and he's crazy like that.

AAAAND Barty waiting outside for Evan's shift to end so he can beg him to let him give him a ride home on his big af motorbike (he's trying to flirt).

#rosekiller #barty x evan #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #evan x barty #biker barty #surgeon evan rosier #bcj

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foursaints · 8 months

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