#because I would legit wear it

[david-tennant-in-chairs]

I would be remiss in my duty if I did not share these adorable photos from NYCC

#david tennant #david tennant in chairs #david tennant can wear anything and look amazing #i want that cardigan #and not just because of david tennant #I legit would wear that #tho I would look like a frumpy hipster librarian #but a comfy one at least #legs for days #he's so damn cute

[zenaidamacrouras1]

This was my brother's favorite Ken, his canon name is "Horse Lovin' Ken."

He came to us from a yard sale missing his red checker shirt, grinning proudly with his his jaunty cowboy hat, leather shearling vest loose over his bare chest, and squeezed into those skin tight red leather pants.

It was pretty clear to us even in a conservative rural area in the 80s and 90s that him and Barbie were "just friends." Barbie had her boyfriends, but red leather pants Ken was not among them.

Shirtless under that vest was really a bit obscene, so when we found a red mesh Ken tank top at a yard sale, he got that instead, because it matched the red leather pants. I'm going to tell you something that probably won't surprise you - the addition of the red mesh muscle tank did not make the red leather pants less risqué.

#barbie and ken #horse lovin ken #gay cowboy ken #was what we called him pretty much as soon as we knew what gay was #in a positive way #he was a respected member of the community #those pants are badass and I would wear that outfit in a fucking heartbeat #I would wear that outfit in a heartbeat #I looked for red leather pants for years so I could be him for Halloween #I love you gay cowboy Ken and I always will #barbie 2023 #This was legit one of our absolute favorite toys and 100% because it was so damn gay not that we had that term we just knew a good thing

[anotherdescentintomadness]

Wang YiBo X Young Chic (2019):

A Retro Curio Aesthetic

#Wang YiBo #supermodel wang yibo #retro aesthetic #that time Wang YiBo walked the city in a midnight-blue mullet #wearing power ranger earrings and hot wheels on his fingers #carrying vintage toys in his pockets #this Wang yibo #blue mullet wang yibo #My favorite #If he wasn’t Wang YiBo I would legit approach this man and ask him where he got his earrings #because what the fuck #Thank you young chic for your service #I love him your honor

[lyxchen]

I love how some smells are tied to memorys. Like I did an internship at the place where my dad works to see if that job would maybe be something I'm interested in and was in the office where he works for three weeks and now I'm back at the office again for unimportant reasons and the smell of the office makes me think of that internship the whole time. It's not a very noticable smell but it's still so specific. And the same happens with other stuff too. Like, I'll smell something and all of a sudden I get a new memory unlocked that I had completely forgotten about just because that smell stuck with me. I love that!!!

#i love smell honestly #such a cool sense #highly underappreciated <3 #also love how smell can be so comforting sometimes #like when i was younger i sometimes would wear one of my mom's scarves to school because it smelled like her and that helped me be calm #also the smell of my best friend's perfume is so nice i love hugging her!!! #and also the smell of my cat's fur!!! #it's the best and legit when i feel sad i sometimes just go and put my nose on her little head to smell her fur and it helps me feel better #also #i had this once where i smelled something and it smelled like my grand parent's apartment #and my grand parents are dead and so i haven't been to that apartment in so long and i miss that smell so much #so randomly getting a bit of it back for a second was really lovely #anyways #smell <3 #(i used that word so much in this post that it now sounds weird hdvdhdvsj) #lea's random thoughts

[solradguy]

Some clowns are posting about it in the tag and I've gotten a bunch of new followers recently interested in GG Strive, so I just wanna take a sec and remind everyone that Strive's arcade mode, the part of the game where Bridget (with encouragement from Goldlewis and Ky to decide for herself how she wishes to identify) decides that she is a girl after all, doesn't have "bad" endings. It's not like the last games where certain routes lead to really obviously unfortunate outcomes. Bridget being referred to with she/her pronouns in text (like her official bio and ArcSys tweets) confirms that the ending where she realizes that she is a girl after all is her canon ending for the arcade mode. ArcSys do their localization (ie, translations) in-house so saying it's a mistranslation doesn't have even a toe to stand on either.

And for the love of all life PLEASE stop using machine translators for Japanese. They are all notoriously bad at Japanese because of how nuanced the language is. Yes, even DeepL.

#groomed #textpost #Sorry I keep posting about this specifically but god I wish I had encouragement back when I was questioning like Bridget #Goldlewis and Ky being supportive and making sure that Bridget makes this decision on her own but that she also knows she has support for- #-whichever decision she decides to make just hits me right in the feels #All trans people being into being trans is a stupid fucking no braincells take #I'm trans but I didn't know it was something you were allowed to do until I was like 20 #Everything I knew about trans people before then depicted them as a joke or everyone hated them or they 'regretted' it bc it was a story- #-written by some transphobe shithead #I WISH I had someone who sat me down and was like 'this is a thing you can do if it feels right to you but it's only a decision u can make' #I ALWAYS knew something wacky was going on with my gender but I never confronted it until I was like 24 #I had these feelings DESPITE being raised in an environment EXTREMELY hostile towards trans people #So fuck you if you think trans people can only be groomed into being trans #I wasted so many years hating myself and who I was because I thought if I changed my gender I would be hated and a joke #Then I finally did it and I'm so happy with myself now #I used to legit be unable to look at myself in the mirror I hated myself so much #Now I'm fucking jacked and wear whatever I want and I love myself so much #I'll crush every transphobe skull under my giant goth boot #Shit your guts out & die 1000 agonizing deaths if you think Bridget didn't make this decision on her own based on feelings she's always had #Her and I are transitioning in different directions (I'm trans masc) but her story is so relatable #I have absolutely no tolerance for anyone talking bad about her and I will fight on this hill until the day I die

[shikai-the-storyteller]

I like the little design of the QSMP hoodie, but it's not a zip-up so I was thinking about whether it would be worth it to turn it into a zip-up hoodie myself (it's not that hard)–

And then I remembered frickin Richarlyson is smack dab in the middle of the hoodie and I can't customize it without cutting my favorite little guy in half.

#i talk #qsmp talk #This is all a moot point anyways because I don't actually have the money to buy anything but you know #I am BEGGING content creators on my hands and knees to be more creative with their clothing releases #stop releasing hoodies I beg of you. I do not wear them. a lot of people don't wear them a lot of people live in hot climates #I sometimes wear zip up hoodies but that's IT #give me a frickin tank top or something #or some cool pants #but I feel like tank tops are more universal #I can't do t-shirts because everyone defaults to the unisex cut and those physically feel SO BAD for me #they don't look great on me either but the feel of clothes matters more to me #wait. I should turn my old Quackity hoodie into a zip-up hoodie. That would be fun. #All of Quackity's merch from his Las Nevadas drop frickin slapped. I've never bought a hoodie that was THAT nice before #so frickin soft. I know I sound like an industry plant saying that but it's legit the softest hoodie I have #I haven't worn it a ton so that probably helps but it's SOOOO soft

[cheadarchesse]

Maybe I'm autistic, but I don't understand how people can wear pants all day every day??? I can't wear leggings for work, so my options are pants or dress/skirt.

I wore pants for the last two days in a row, was planning to do it again today and felt a wave of dread. Guess I'll wear a big ol skirt so I'm not constantly aware of fabric against my legs

Yes I get misgendered this way, but I get misgendered anyway so I don't see a point in trying to fight it

#nonbinary struggle tbh #but legit #gender aside #how do people wear jeans that much??? #I got an exception to wear denim skirt instead of pants because I hate pants that much #thank goodness they changed the rules so I can wear any skirt #cheadar sauce #clothing #fashion #I'm scared to tag this as autistic bc I'm not formally diagnosed but I don't think most people would be surprised if I was #I'm just a funky little guy (tm)

[dc-bitchin]

i pressed record on my phone because I wanted to really *quickly* summerize an episode for an animated Batman series I would LOVE to make and it ended up being 15 minutes long and makes references to shit only I know about... :|

#batman #TO BE FAIR the actual episode would be like. 45 minutes long. IF NOT LONGER #so yeah 15 minutes is a quick summary when the theoretical episode also ties into about a dozen OTHER theoretical episodes #for a theoretical series that you do not have the skill money or time to make.... #right? #like legit it would be like. both a season finale AND a halloween scarecrow episode #that takes HEAVY inspiration from the original BTAS episode where he first goes “I AM BATMAN!” #in a fit of fear toxin-induced hysteria screaming at a hallucination of his father #AND ALSO REFERENCES LIKE A TON OF OTHER EPISODES THAT TAKE HEAVY INSPIRATION FROM #/ ARE DIRECT RETELLINGS OF SOME FAMOUS AND NOT SO FAMOUS COMIC STORYLINES AND MOMENTS #LIKE THE DRUG / STEROID USE ONE WHERE HE GETS ADDICTED AND KINDA FUCKED UP #(i would be a lot more respectful to what drug use and abuse actually looks like than that story but IT'S STILL A GOOD STORY) #AND THE GUN / “MY LIFE WAS WORTH LESS THAN A ROUND OF AMMUNITION” MOMENT I REBLOGGED EARLIER #AND ALSO WOULD HAVE SOME MOMENTS INSPIRED BY THAT MOMENT IN “THE BATMAN 2022” #WHERE HE'S WEARING THE FLYING SUIT AND ABOUT TO JUMP OFF THE BUILDING AND HAS A PANIC ATTACK #but it would be with the grapple gun because honestly. rule of cool wins out over realism with that one #GOD somebody please hit me up i'm going insane over this and need to scream at somebody about this hypothetical episode / series #but i literally have NO friends who are into batman #I WANNA MAKE THIS SO BAD BUT I CAN'TTTT

[c0nsumemy5oul]

men wearing eyeliner, women wearing eyeliner, people wearing eyeliner, theres just something about eyeliner that fucking SENDS me.

#its so sexy #dnfkjlghskl #like legit gorgeous #i see eyeliner and im like hm... would I like to jump this stranger? possibly. #is it just because theyre wearing eyeliner? probably. #will i fantasize about my blorbos wearing eyeliner? definietely. #thank you for coming to my ted talk #eyeliner

[realbeefman]

its so bad for me ive reached a level of down bad where i started like. doodling my professor in class. why am i incapable of crushing on age-appropriate single women i always gotta be lusting after a married woman twice my age

#its never been worse for me. except last semester when my cultures professor was constantly wearing crop tops #and so i could not focus in class because anytime she pointed at something i would see underboob #this is worse tho she was like. 24 so that was at least mildly age appropriate #the woman in question now is legit 65 #i might risk it if. it gets worse tho. deadass #personal

[true-blue-sonic]

If Silver were to go to the dentist, would he need laughing gas so the person examining him won't be attacked? Under the influence of laughing gas, what would he do?

After their experiences with the doctor, Espio certainly reaches out to the dentist before visiting them to explain the situation as believably as he can (I figure most people will just assume Eggman is to blame for Silver's lacking health records and the fact he doesn't exist in any database). Taking Silver to the dentist's building is slightly less of an issue than the doctors' since Espio just introduces it as someone who "is going to be looking at your teeth to see if they're healthy", which amuses Silver to no small extent because it sounds very silly to him.

Aaaaaand then he is taken inside the dentists' building with its chemical smell and clean white-and-steel layout and promptly he freaks the heck out.

Espio is very glad he warned the dentists beforehand, because then he can pin Silver down (with all his might) while they slip that mask used to breathe in the laughing gas over his nose. Though I do think Silver, immediately realising they did not do that for no reason, is going to very stubbornly hold his breath or try to breathe through his mouth to not fall victim of it! Which does make everyone laugh because of how very concentrated he is focusing on that, which has as added bonus that it halts any psychic mayhem happening. But with some sweet-talking from Espio ("You won't fall asleep, you'll feel nice and calm, I'm here to protect you, everything will be alright") and perhaps some more forceful attempts to get him to breathe the stuff in, he eventually kind of has to. I don't think it is going to make him be very upbeat and giggly, he might still be too anxious for that despite the laughing gas, but it does at least make him a bit calmer and slightly more cooperative. Though I can also imagine it makes him all tingly and light-headed, which he does not like at all. But Espio is right beside him to answer most of the questions about Silver's dental works and probably giving Silv some scratches behind his ear and head pats to keep him calmer, so altogether it's not an awful experience. It helps that he's not in pain, and his mind is too sluggish to really freak out at all the instruments and tools they put in his mouth to clean his teeth. But I can imagine he comes out somewhat nauseous and with a headache once the effects wear off, and his limbs are all heavy and he can't stand how defenseless that all leaves him. Espio is absolutely going to get hissed at when he's carrying Silver home (all mumbled and slurred which does sound hilarious, even if Espio knows better than to laugh) for his Lies and Deceit and General Unhelpfulness, and Silver is gonna be even more peeved when the effects wear off in full during the trip and his mouth is hurting. But this is one of the things Espio does not budge on, because it is important for Silver's overall health. And Silver gets to pick out a really big ice cream once his nausea has diminished in the fresh air outside, so that helps with him forgiving Espio!

#but the next few times Espio needs to lure him to the dentist office with increasingly implausible lies because if he was honest- #-Silver would refuse to come along lol #until he's been a few times and decided it's truly not *that* scary and the pain wears off within a few hours at most #I also think his teeth health is legit just really good? this boi had NO sugar in the ruined future so that might cancel out the fact he- #-could not brush his teeth there #silver the hedgehog #espio the chameleon #espilver

[surpriserose]

Average gamer behavior

#kemono jihen #mihai florescu #inugami kohachi #Hes brunette btw because like idk something about mihai makes me feel like he would legit post who says brunettes cant wear jeans #I know thar makes no sense but 👍 #Anyways read kemono jihen #Chris colors #<3

[beeseverywhen]

god the duality between 'I don't want someone in my house' and 'yeah I'd like my own kids and no way I'm doing that alone'

#like ppl who don't want kids should be free to live their lives without ppl being like 'watch out! your biological clock is ticking!' #that's bullshit ppl shouldn't say that. but also. i would like kids and #after so many years trying not to get pregnant and that seeming like a worst case scenario. so desperately wanting to not become my parents #now i am an age where I'd happily have a kid if i were in the right life situation & i don't feel I've got all the time in the world anymore #lol like. the space in between 'too young to have a baby' and 'old enough that i risk more health issues/ will be an older parent' #feels way way narrower than i ever would have assumed lol. esp. because all the parents in my family are so young. the idea of being an #older parent is so strange to me. I'm so aware of the things you can't do when you're older and how it's harder work to run after them #and like my body is already wearing out way faster than anyone elses. my health's only gonna get worse so. #being an older parent just doesn't seem an option. not to mention like. the older i am the less generations I'll get to see. #i want to be a great grandmother damnit. lol. #like I'm on a clock. to get over my commitment issues or it legit won't happen. but yeah. can't think of anything worse than having #to have someone in my house. if i was rich enough to have lots of space that's one thing but. I'm not lol. #and rich ppl rub me up the wrong way whenever they try and chat me up so doubt I'm gonna marry in to money looool #like i have come to terms with the fact that. if it doesn't happen it doesn't happen. id rather not get to be a mother than to settle #like that whole 'looking for a partner' dating life is not for me i can't think of anything worse. if it happens it happens #I'll either meet the right person who im willing to give up an empty house for or i won't looool #and it's not like im giving up the whole raising kids thing completely. #like I've got to play a significant hand in raising my siblings even if i didn't ask for that. I've got to see them grow and #help them reach those milestones. and whatever the circumstances I'm blessed to have had them in my life #even if i don't have my own kids I'm always gonna have kids in my life even if I'm an aunt rather than grandmother you know #I'm lucky to be in a family where raising kids is a communal thing. but yeah id love to have my own kids & have someone that looks like me #but I'm not willing to bring someone in to the world in non opportune circumstances deliberately. #like if it's up to me i want them to have 2 parents to look out for them and 2 parents that at least stand a chance of liking each other lol

[ritsmew-sakunya]

I think about how when i used he/they pronouns, everyone around me would only ever use they/them on me and only brought up me using he/him so they could "treat" me like a man and exclude me. Despite me not being one.

#legit the reason i just use he/him now is because im tired of everyone just using they/them because to them im ''too feminine'' for he/him #or whatever..like i could tell they all actually saw me a ''kinda-girl'' but would then erase me being a lesbian by making it out that im #basically a man because i use he/him pronouns. #it made !! me !!! extremely !!! uncomfortable !!! #yes !! i wear skirts and dresses and cutesy stuff !!! #BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN IM NOT NON BINARY !!!! #yes !! i use he/him pronouns !!! but thats not because im a man !!! it because if people use anything else its because they are refusing to #acknowledge my actual gender !!!

[last-of-cheese]

In line to see Gorillaz in Chicago.

Ofc I dressed like 2D

#my face #selfie #makeup #cosplay #me irl #selfies #im crying #gorillaz #Gorillaz North American tour 2022 #this is my dream concert #I’m not wearing the contacts because I would like to fuckin see the show #United center Chicago #I’m legit gonna cry

[chuckecheeses]

If i buy the tumblr shoelaces and wear them do you think people would think it’s ironic or would they think i am a nutty tumblr freak

#because i want them and i will buy them #but if i legit wear them would i be making a clown of myself