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coocoobananaz · 9 months
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THANK YOU for understand. They have played a lot of songs (GINASFS???? 27??!!??!) that I would have killed a real human being to see live. But snitches and talkers???????????? I can't handle the fucking thought of it
RIGHT!! like i SCREAM and lose my VOICE to that song just listening in my car but if i heard it live,,,,i think i would pass out with how much ENERGY i would have. there were multiple times during my show that i almosg fell over the seat in frong of me from jumping and head banging but if they played snitches i think i would break and ankle or something
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bumblequinn · 7 months
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joe biden: how do i look in this chef hat, giuseppe?
giuseppe, the presidential butler: waifish and breedable as always, muy lord
joe biben: fabulous. pass me the Improbable Meat
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ambassadorquark · 6 months
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the best britticism is "taking the piss" 100%. no word for this in the president's english
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quintsmachete · 10 months
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"mid" wife?.....ha, ha......no such thing.
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catilinas · 3 months
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THEY FUCKING DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The meep going “my pronouns are ‘the’” and the Doctor going “oh yeah, me too” amazing
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bubblesthecow · 5 months
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The thing that I love the most about Doctor Who is that it’s just SOOOOOO bad. It’s awful. It’s dreadful. It’s cheesy and stupid and terrible. It has dialogue like “I am the beep of all the meeps!” It’s truly the most embarrassing cringeworthy thing you’ve ever seen. It’s been that way for 60 years. It’s gonna be that way for another 60. It doesn’t matter what kind of budget or fan base they receive. It’s always gonna be this stupid.
I love it so fucking much.
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poleaxewife · 5 months
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Hey can i rip your wings off? Haha sorry that was wierd. Can i tear your halo from your head? Haha omg that was so random. Can i tear the divinity from your wretched form, removing you from the guiding hand and will of that which made you? Can i supplant your divine spark with wires and cables? Can i replace your golden halo with a golden circuitboard? Hypothetically
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totopopopo · 1 year
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As you all know. I work at an elementary school. And for Christmas, a bunch of kids got tamagotchis. Well. One girl fucking FORGOT her tamagotchi at school. And I saw it and was like oh fuck. So I took it home for the weekend and now am saddled with the responsibility of keeping it alive until Monday afternoon when I see her again.
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qiinamii · 10 months
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"Xiao does things" (and friends) twitter log
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coocoobananaz · 9 months
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we've got hanging baskets at work that are so barbenheimer
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bumblequinn · 8 months
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organizing a catholic / fighting game themed boy band whose members are named guilty gear, confessional gear, penitent gear, prostrate gear, and the habit
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ambassadorquark · 3 months
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comic about content
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bonniebugsy · 10 months
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When a robogirl is sleepy she goes into sleep mode obviously, but if you turn on a big blocky PC monitor and connect it to her while she's in sleep mode, you can see a little cartoon doodle version of her having fun in the screensavers. Bouncing around the screen, or playing among the Pipes. That's her dreams.
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catilinas · 2 months
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hey :/ i need some advice, feeling super ill today and my wife calpurnia had a weird dream about me dying. should i go to the senate meeting today anyway? not rlly feeling up to it
if you don’t go to the senate the senators will think you’re cringe
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nich0las-st1nks · 11 months
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boop his nose while you're scrolling please!
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