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silkentine · 26 days
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Um so this fic made me laugh so hard… 😁👉👈
Check out the newest zosan fic by @blasphemlm on AO3 here: On Sight
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randomrecsknifedrawer · 2 months
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OPLA Zosan Fic Rec (P1)
For the truth, break me loose by MarionetteFtHJM
“What?” He grunts, crossing his arms over his chest
“What is your problem with Sanji?” She hisses lowly.
He shrugs but keeps silent. He was hoping it would take her longer to notice that there indeed was a problem. Honestly, he thought he’d have a few more days at least. But she’s quick and sharp and nothing escapes her eye.
“Nothing, he’s just annoying.” He settles on saying and it’s true, she can’t deny it and he sees the protest forming on her lips. “He’s annoying.” He repeats, trying to urge her to drop the subject but she seems to instead read something in his inflection because her eyes widen and her mouth rounds.
“Oh, Zoro.” The shock quickly morphs into a sly grin that he doesn’t like one bit – her eyes are sparkling.
aka Zoro has a lot of pent up emotions about Sanji and how annoying he is.
Word Count: 13,227 - Enemies to Lovers, Getting Together, Flirting, First Time, OPLA, Explicit
For All The Times I Never Could (I’ll Be Good) by Apocalypic_Space_They
After his defeat at the hands of Dracule Mihawk, Zoro wakes up back on the ship, feeling equally physically and emotionally beat.
Luckily the Straw hat pirates had a distracting new cook who was determined to get him to stop brooding and eat.
Zoro doesn't actually hate that.
Aka Sanji brings Zoro soup, they snarky flirt.
Soup is maybe Zoro's new favorite thing.
Word Count: 3,156 - Pre-Relationship, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Food as a Metaphor for Love, Getting to Know Each Other, Fluff, OPLA
Laws of Men by Blasphemyandtheboys
Sanji has a lot to learn about love and attraction, the Strawhat pirates are his unwitting teachers.
Word Count: 10,042 Chapters 4/4 - Character Study, Internalized Homophobia, Platonic Relationships, Light Angst, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, OPLA
Get a Room Series -- by Blasphemyandtheboys
the tragedy of the dreamer by encyclopediabitch_jpeg
“People care, cook. People trust you, so return the favour. Trust that they’ll listen. That’s what a crew does,”
“I’ll take that advice if you will mosshead,”
“Alright. You’ve got a deal,”
Or
What Zoro does
Word Count: 5,087 - Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Angst and Feels, OPLA
Complimentary by TastyTaboo
It’s surprisingly not as easy as his crew members make it seem to compliment Sanji’s food.
Word Count: 4,716 - Compliments, Food, Praise Kink, Pinning, OPLA, Explicit
a single nail, a single ruby by okayprairie
In a large bowl, beat a cup of heavy cream with a tablespoon of powdered sugar and a dash of vanilla until stiff peaks form.
"Stiff peaks?” Zoro mutters, frowning, flipping the page back and forth. The Going Merry lilts gently beneath his feet. “What the hell are stiff peaks?”
/ / /
Sanji eats like a line cook. Zoro learns the uses for tenderness.
Word Count: 4,181 - Getting to Know Each Other, Food, Crew As a Family, Tender, OPLA
How to save a life by anthea_tesdinic
Zoro is very familiar with how heavy an unconscious body can be. He’s carried several hundred pounds worth of ruthless pirate captain many a time to collect his bounty. Somehow, none of them have felt as heavy as Sanji feels in his arms at that moment.
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Or: Zoro is bad at communicating, but good at saving Sanji's life. And catching feelings.
Word Count: 7,508 Chapters 2/2 - Mutual Pining, Drowning, First Kiss, Idiots in Love, OPLA, Mature
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blasphemlm · 1 month
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On Sight chapter one
Explicit, ZoSan, Modern AU
Zoro didn't mean to kill the drunk guy who climbed through his window at 3 AM, honest. Deciding to dispose of the body, however, was definitely on purpose.
Turns out the bastard was his new neighbor, and very much still alive. Talk about first impressions.
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agreekdemigod · 6 months
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Features:
-Trans!Sanji/Crossdressing/ Pronouns unspecified for Sanji(Zoro's POV assign Sanji he/him pronouns)
-Zoro and Sanji going out on an (unplanned) date
-Sanji going into town wearing a dress when the Strawhats arrive on an island
-Meet-cute in a bar: when the beautiful woman u approach to buy a drink is actually the nakama you are very much attracted to
-Attraction/Fascination at first sight
-Zoro's duality: in which he can be an asshole one second and be very honest and empathetic in the next one.
-Sanji wears dresses confidently/Knows he looks hot af
-Zosan openly flirting and wooing Sanji+ their silent awknowledge of their infatuationfor the other
-Classic Zosan dynamic in which Zoor teases Sanji and Sanji reacts heatedly
-This fic is written in a very lighthearted way: determined in pulling an smile out of its readerand slightly spicing the sweetness up with bickering, slight misunderstandings and lowkey but quite present sexual attraction. It is good.
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blasphemlm · 2 months
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Bite The Hand chapter eight
The delicate art of being subtle; aka something Sanji is terrible at.
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blasphemlm · 3 months
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Artificial Sweetener
Explicit, 8.3k, ZoSan, Aphrodisiacs (and dubious consent related to said aphrodisiacs)
They didn't know there was something wrong with the honey until Zoro ate some, and now he's heating up in all the worst ways.
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blasphemlm · 1 month
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Bite The Hand chapter thirteen, Epilogue
FINAL CHAPTER
Maybe tomorrow will be a bad day, or the day after that. But today is a good day, and Sanji is grateful for it.
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blasphemlm · 4 months
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Evergreen (Chapter one)
Rated T, 3k, ZoSan, DeAging au, implied/referenced child abuse
When Sanji is targeted by a devil fruit user in the middle of a fight, Zoro is left to pick up the pieces, however small they may be.
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blasphemlm · 4 months
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Evergreen chapter four (LAST CHAPTER!)
Something ends, something begins.
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blasphemlm · 4 months
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Samaritan Blues
Explicit, 16.7k, ZoSan, bloodplay and talk of knifeplay, complete.
Sanji helps a lone gunslinger and accidentally earns a favor from the wildest, most handsome cowboy he's ever had the misfortune to meet.
Zoro will stop at nothing to repay his debt to the pretty cook who saved his life.
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blasphemlm · 4 months
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Samaritan Blues chapter 5 (final chapter!!)
Sanji knows their time together is limited. He knew from the start.
That doesn't mean he has to like it.
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blasphemlm · 2 months
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Bite The Hand chapter seven
It's not the end of the world, but it's still hard.
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blasphemlm · 5 months
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Take What You Need
Explicit, 4.6k, ZoSan, Slapping & Undiscussed Kinks
When Sanji asks Zoro for a favor, he's expecting a fight. So how does he end up on his knees?
Why does he like it so much?
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blasphemlm · 7 months
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Michelin Star
Explicit, 5.7k, ZoSan, transman Zoro
Sanji's good with his mouth and pent up after months at sea.
Zoro has an interesting solution to his problem and no sense of shame.
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blasphemlm · 4 months
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Evergreen chapter two
Can you care for the person who took their spot? Can you love that which is changed?
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blasphemlm · 6 months
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How Not To Get A Date
Explicit, 10.4k, ZoSan, crossdressing
Zoro's in over his head when he catches sight of a beautiful woman at a bar, only to find out she is actually his crossdressing rival.
What's a guy gotta do to get a date with Sanji?
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