#bonus points if it’s my queen bailey sarian

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headcanon that Nina and Inej listen to true crime podcasts together and mock the killers like

“bullet to the head? can’t you be just a bit more creative?”

“come on at least wear gloves, idiot”

“a van? who even does that??”

“she did what? that’s what i call mommy issues”

“at least he had a dad-“

“serial killers are so dramatic”

“bro you did not just say that and expected the police to believe you”

“the AUDACITY”

#bonus points if it’s my queen bailey sarian #murder mystery and makeup #their favorite day is monday now #ninej #nina zenik #inej ghafa #waffle queen #knife wife #six of crows #the wraith #headcanon #grishaverse #crooked kingdom #kazzle dazzle #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #kazoo brekker #wylan van eck #merchling #matthias helvar #kuwei yul bo #kanej #helnik #wesper #inej and nina love bailey sarian argue with the wall #they know the intro and the theme somg by heart #shanashaaanshanashaaan shana sha sha shana shaaaaaaaaaaan #nina zenik headcanon #ninej headcanon #they also definitely eat waffles while watching/listening