Why haven't I seen anyone talking about this?! This is adorable 😂
Astarion: "Phew, I don't think Minsc will find me - "
Minsc: "ASTARION! My old friend!"
Astarion: "SON OF A BITCH!"
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as a hamster owner myself, i can confirm that baldur’s gate 3 accurately represents the hamster / hamster “owner” dynamic
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The Emperor's New Groove x Baldur's Gate 3 crossover
Someone said Kronk and Yzma remind them of Minsc and Jaheira.
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Wyll: Boys night?
Gale: Boys night.
Halsin: Are you coming, my heart?
Astarion: I suppose…
Astarion: But, one question
Astarion: Why is she here?
Karlach: Oh, I’m the boys, just ask anyone
Wyll: She’s definitely the boys. She’s been the boys longer than you have, actually
Gale: Yes, Karlach is absolutely the boys. Keep up, Astarion
Minsc: Hello, fellow boys! Sorry Minsc and Boo are late. Boo couldn’t decide what to wear, but we decided together… on this!
*Minsc holds out Boo, who is wearing a fancy little red bowtie*
Gale, Karlach, Halsin: Awwwww!!!
Wyll: Dudes will see that and say hell yeah
Wyll, Gale, Halsin, Karlach, Minsc: HELL YEAH
Astarion: What have I gotten myself into…
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Halsin to Minsc: “I know the feeling- the larger you are, the more likely someone wishes to test themselves against you.”
Also Halsin and Minsc: (arm wrestles offscreen)
Halsin is also like half a head taller than Minsc (i checked lol) #nkmtART
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If you think about it, Baldur’s Gate 3 is essentially a continuous group therapy session through Faerûn
Shadowheart: “I was brainwashed and kidnapped by a cult run by an evil goddess”
Astarion: “I was a slave to Cazador for over 200 years and forced to do unspeakable things”
Lae’zel: “I was forced to be violent due to my culture all of my life”
Gale: “I could literally blow up at any moment because my ex wants me to”
Wyll: “I made a pact with a demon that’s tricked me and treated me as a personal pet since I was 17”
Karlach: “I had my fucking heart replaced with an infernal engine, was an attack dog for a demon, and there’s no way to fix my heart without going back”
Halsin: “My best friend was cursed to be a child his entire life, and I’ve never felt good enough to be first Druid”
Jaheira: “I lost my husband, had to raise our children alone, and my friend got turned into snow for a century”
Minsc: “I was turned to stone for a century :(“
Minthara: “I was brainwashed and betrayed by the absolute cult”
Tav: *just some guy with an illithid parasite, jotting down notes* “yes yes…and how does that make you feel?”
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