#btw i genuinely love winter. it is literally the only season that makes me happy. fuck you summer (is born in july)

[bloodstainedhair]

Holiday Season

pairing. obsessed 141 / polar bear-hybrid reader *scenario/headcanons

note. gender neutral reader. reader is physically described to be 6ft or over. common hybrid features such as animal ears, tail, nose, claws, and paw pads.

cw. unhealthy relationships/yandere themes, meat and blood mentions, a lot of eating from hands mentions, a weird type of infantilization, big bad bear is called cute a stupid amount of times, dangerous but passive reader, vague made-up base because i watch too many movies.

Holed up in the middle of fucking nowhere, Alaska, the white wasteland. That's how the 141 were going to spend the merry month of December. Endless snow in sight and no family to be found. A complete and utter joke of a holiday season.

It scarcely matters, the food that's been stored, the dense furniture they've been given, even the solace they find in each other. It's miserable out here. The freeze is always licking at their skin, seeping through their layered clothes to cling to the exposed nape. It's their constant company.

Yet, something else bothers them. A hint that only their trained eyes could catch in their misery. An entity, perhaps, something that follows the men without rest. It's a shadow of winter, blanketing itself around the base and leaving its warmth with no trace to its next destination. Only something another human could pull off.

Dishes left strewn on the counter are returned to their cupboards, clean and scrubbed. Leftovers are consistently missing a bite more than what Soap remembers wolfing the night before. If a blanket or pillow goes missing, best bet it doesn't come back. It doesn't take much convincing for Price to round up his boys to find out the root of their question. Not when they've nothing else to do.

It's Soap who finds you first. Rummaging through the fridge with a plastic container in your hands, that adorable black nose covered in spaghetti sauce. He wonders how they didn't hear you sooner with the way you carelessly scarf down the contents. You remind him a little of himself...

Little round ears perk up at the sound of his gasp. Soap freezes in place as your head cranes back to inspect him. Eyes staring at him with indifference, a lone noodle stuck to your cheek and tomato red staining your considerably large teeth. Sharp and big, enough to poke out from your mouth and dig into your chapped bottom lip. A similarly large grayish-blue tongue swipes out to clean the damning evidence.

So. Fucking. Cute.

Johnny is thanking the names of every God he knows when you let him lead you by hand to his team. A new warmth flows through his body, lighting up his dormant nerves in the winter night, your thick black claws prodding into his rough skin. You must be a docile ol' thing, obediently following him to his buddies, though only after he bribes you with more meals to come. He'll cook up the whole damn kitchen if it means you trail him like this daily.

Ghost is sure that Johnny's the one hiding furry ears and a tail when he rushes over like a dog with a fresh new bone. That, and he's more crazy than he imagined dragging over what looks to be a six foot something polar bear hybrid right his way. Ghost doesn't forget things easily, and he's confident that said bears are known to be the most eager predators in the presence of flesh. Not just by circumstance, no, by nature.

A strange thought does pop up in head. That fluffy white tail you sport catches his eye for longer than he'd like to admit. He wonders. If he offered up a nice, raw chunk of seal to you, would it wag in anticipation? Would your ears twitch at the sounds of his boots crunching in the snow, bringing you yet another delicious catch? He could be the perfect provider for you, he thinks. Maybe even have you hunt alongside him, a bonding ritual of sorts. Blood all over your mouth, allowing only Simon to dab away at your chin with a towel. What a sight to behold. Two predators in the same room.

Gaz takes a step away before doing the exact opposite a minute later. You're not just some wild animal, and he's half worried he just disrespected you to your face (you didn't see it). Any bit of nervousness he had melts away when you gently push your nose into his warm hands. He was going for a handshake, but this is surprisingly preferred. Seems he missed wiping some the cocoa from a recent pot of hot chocolate. He hadn't expected you to be so... soft. If you want more, he's got a heap of cookies hidden away in his room. No issue with you visiting him for a late night snack. Christ, he'll even handfeed you if you're feeling lazy, no worries.

Captain Price nearly drops the flimsy cup of coffee held in his gloved hands. Fucking giant thing you are. He nearly drops it again when your nose takes a sharp turn to the smell of his beverage. Not picky, are you... He'll keep note of that for later. From the looks of it, you're adapting well to the chaos of his batch, sniffing and patiently waiting for Soap to release you from his iron grip on your paw pad. He also takes note of what your wearing almost immediately, Arctic grade parka wrapped around your waist in favor of standard workwear, more akin to a jumpsuit than winter gear. Unbelievable. However, that does explain it now. You work here.

It makes sense, considering you're one of the more volatile hybrids. So many people, including your bosses, are uneasy about the predators. It must've been particularly bad for you. Hiding you away in a big and lonely base to eat dinner at an empty table. The world unable to appreciate you for what you are.

Price on the other hand, he knows his boys like the back of his hand. They understand your type. Would take you in without judgement or fear. Indulge you. Feed you fat red meat from calloused palms and let you lap at the warm blood still dripping on the snow. Gladly clean the droplets that stain your pure white parka. Make you warm.

#btw i genuinely love winter. it is literally the only season that makes me happy. fuck you summer (is born in july) #mine #yandere #yandere cod

[tiny-little-bird]

You are being stupid and delusional. The only reason Dany and Jon's love scene was so short was because there were less episodes this season so there wasn't time. But you can see they are madly in love. Didn't you see how Jon looked at her? His eyes were full of love and so were hers. A short love scene doesn't mean that they're not in love, they simply ran out of time and couldn't make it longer. We'll get a longer love scene next season in Winterfell in the Lords Chambers, so it's okay. bye

It’s “fewer” episodes, not less. 

“They simply ran out of time and couldn’t make it longer.”

Oh nonny… time wasn’t the issue… lol 

If time would’ve been the issue we would not have gotten a beautiful 4:50 minutes long scene, between Missandei and Grey Worm, of them talking and then making love. If time had really been an issue, they would’ve either scrapped Missandei and Grey Worm’s love scene or made it much shorter, in order to make Jon and Dandelion’s sex scene longer, but they didn’t. They chose to give Missandei and Grey Worm a proper love scene, with feeling and emotion and with proper build up.

The only and sole reason you guys got what you got, a rushed and bland sex scene with no build up whatsoever, no tenderness, no sweetness, no talking and no emotion, is because that’s exactly how D&D wanted it to be, a short, rushed and bland sex scene. You really think they could not have made that episode 3-4 minutes longer? lmao

“But you can see they are madly in love.” 

WHERE? 😂😂 I agree Dandelion has feelings for him, but SHOW ME where you can see Jon’s in love with her, cause I can’t find one scene, ONE, where he’s looked at Dandelion with the love and adoration he’s looked at Ygritte or Sansa.

“Didn’t you see how Jon looked at her?” 

Yeah, I saw it alright, he looked like he was on the verge of having a panic attack lmao 

Jon LITERALLY looked as distraught and as stressed as he looked when he got resurrected 🙈😂😂 I mean… look:

Now compare the way he looks at Dandelion in the borebang scene with how he looks at Sansa:

I feel a bit sorry for y'all, cause like… damn, if Jon and Sansa got a scene like that, if that’s what D&D delivered to us, I’d be pissed, REALLY pissed. I’d be like, “Wtf was THAT?! *(which was my reaction to the Dandelion/Jon sex scene btw, followed by laughter and the realization Jon is not in love with her and the UCL theory is real)* Oh well, there goes me thinking they’re in love.” Cause nonny, THAT is NOT how you show an epic romance or that two people are in love.

“We’ll get a longer love scene in Winterfell in the Lord’s Chambers.” 

You know that room is Sansa’s right? That she is the one sleeping in it and that Jon gave it to HER? So unless you’re suggesting a threesome 🤢, you’re suggesting Dandelion will demand to sleep in Sansa’s room (cause I genuinely don’t see Sansa offering it to her), in which case “F*k you, Entitled Tangerine 🖕😡🖕.”  Sansa has been through so much in Winterfell, in her own home. I mean, it’s huge already that she can live in a place where all sorts of horrors happened to her, where she is reminded of her trauma; she more than deserves to take some comfort from the room she knows her parents shared, the room she knows they were happy in.

And if you seriously think Jon will have sex with her in Winterfell… I’m sorry to break it to you nonny, but the situation is already bad enough without Jon confirming to the North and the Northern lords that they are having sex, without making them think that Jon is in/fell in love with her (even when in truth he isn’t/didn’t), without making them think he gave her the North because he fell for her. 

So yeah, I’m pretty sure that there won’t be another sex scene between them in season 8, what you got in season 7 was it. BUT IF, if you get another sex scene, it will not be in Winterfell, perhaps in episode one on the boat before they land and before they arrive in Winterfell IDK, but not in Winterfell, cause like… can you imagine, if he had sex with her in his own country, the country he had to give away to her, because otherwise she wouldn’t help him save the North and the world? In the home he fought to get back, in the home Sansa bled, was raped and tortured? Like THE DISRESPECT. Every single Winter King and Lord of Winterfell, would be rolling in their graves, and Robb too, wherever his remains are. Robb died fighting for an Independent North, and Jon bringing Dandelion (an entitled, squabbling and self proclaimed Southern Queen who demands the North once again take part in the wars of SQUABBLING Southern rulers) to Winterfell and having sex with her there is a big FUCK YOU to Robb and to the North and to all that the Northerners have suffered BECAUSE OF SQUABBLING ENTITLED southerners. 

So yeah.. again, I don’t think y’all are getting more sex, but if it happens it WILL NOT, under any circumstance happen in Winterfell, EVER. Jon has more common sense than that, he is playing a part, but he will not sleep with her there, and I do think he’ll actually use the “We cannot be seen sharing a bed together in Winterfell, the Northerners would not understand and would not be happy about it.” excuse, to avoid having sex with her (hopefully ever again) once he’s FINALLY home after that whole, bend the knee, dumb wight hunt and even dumber dragonpit meeting, shitshow. 

But keep telling yourself (and yourselves) that time was to blame for your short, rushed and bland borebang scene, whatever floats your boat nonny 🚣 

#jonsa #myasks #allmyposts #mymetas #game of thrones #jon snow #sansa stark #the white wolf #the red wolf #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #the king in the north #the queen in the north #queen of love and beauty #kissed by fire #the princess of winterfell #the northern princess #the prince that was promised #house stark #winterfell #a time for wolves #wolf #direwolf #iheartgot #got #agot #game of theones season 8 #winter is here #the blood of winterfell #love

[sammysreelreviews]

My Top 10 Gossip Girl Moments

So today is a very monumental day in my life. GOSSIP GIRL TURNS TEN! I know I sound dramatic but Gossip Girl was the first show about teens in high school I watched while I was actually in high school. I may be old but I was still in middle school when The O.C. was out! This show honestly helped me become the person I am now and is the reason I won the Best Dressed on a Dressed Down Day senior superlative (LMAO). I went to a school with uniforms btw. From the lavish parties to the hottest spots in NYC Gossip Girl will always be an iconic show. So, I compiled a list of my favorite moments, I know you’ll love them. ***SPOILERS*** for all you uncultured swine. 

10. The Series Finale (Season 6, Episode 10, New York, I Love You XOXO)

Although everyone was team Chuck and Blair, Dan and Serena had their fairy tale moment in the series finale and it makes me cry every damn time. This episode had a lot going on including TWO weddings that both were beautiful. I don’t know if it’s cause everyone is happy or that it’s always a sign that my teen years ended but either way it was one of the best endings to my favorite show. Seeing as it was the last thing that happened I thought it would be nice right at number 10.

9. The Return of Bart Bass (Season 5, Episode 22, Raiders of the Lost Art) 

I’d be lying if I said Gossip Girl didn’t hit a rough patch towards the end but in this episode they brought back that wow factor with bringing back Bart from the dead. I remember sitting there with my jaw dropped and at the time they really didn’t do that on TV then. Bringing back Bart was smart but damn, poor Chuck.

8. Little J’s Cotillion (Season 3, Episode 9, They Shoot Humphreys, Don’t They?)

Jenny Humphrey went from Brooklyn’s girl next door to absolute bad ass. She defied her dad, talked back to her brother and even put on a guerilla fashion show. Little J was in some hot water at her own cotillion when her date bailed on her but like a true Queen B she rose above it. Gossip Girl herself has the best line in this episode. She says, “nobody puts Jenny in the corner and now she’s having the time of her life .” Wearing a black dress like that to your cotillion, daring. Having college student Nate Archibald be your date, iconic.

7. The Third Thanksgiving (Season 3, Episode 11, The Treasure of Serena Madre)

I love this episode cause it is just MESSY. Serena is having an affair with Tripp and her mom finds out at Thanksgiving dinner!!! Also it’s very dramatic and it seems like every kid hates their parent that episode. They literally all leave the damn table. SO rude. A lot was happening and Jason Derulo playing in the background just adds to the dramatics. 

6. S & B In Paris (Season 4, Episode 1, Belles De Jour)

Serena and Blair whisking away to Paris was a huge episode in Gossip Girl history. Not only did they shoot on location but the outfits in this episode are remarkable. I literally only put this so high cause of Blair’s red dress she wears to talk to Chuck. I mean what was the wardrobe budget?!

5. The First Thanksgiving (Season 1, Episode 9, Blair Waldorf Must Pie!)

I love this episode cause we get to see two things; Blair’s vulnerable side and Serena the hot mess express. We finally got to see why Blair was such a bitch. They did a good job portraying her eating disorder and it wasn’t a pleasant thing to watch. I just love this flashback cause you see Nate, Serena, and Blair genuinely happy. Also I love when Serena is drunk and doesn’t even recognize Dan or remembers his name. I mean… who would?

4. Cotillion Number One (Season 1, Episode 10, Hi, Society)

This episode had a lot going on. like A LOT. Serena didn’t want to go to Cotillion but her grandma literally lied to get her to go. Blair didn’t want to take Nate we’ll never know fucking why he’s legit perfect. Chuck I think was still in love with Blair and he got the short end of the stick this time around. Serena ended up going but with the Winter Soldier so that was interesting. The Pretty Little Liar’s theme song was played during this episode and I think that’s what makes it so major.

3. Georgina Fucking Sparks 

I just want to say I love Georgina Sparks. She is number 3 for causing so much drama over the years. When she first appeared she made Serena sweat more than a sale at Bendel’s and I was here for it. Blair might have ran the show but Georgina was the true villain and Gossip Girl would absolutely suck without her.

2. The White Party (Season 2, Episode 1, Summer Kind of Wonderful)

Honestly not a lot happened in this episode in my opinion besides the scene of Serena eating chocolate strawberries seductively on the bus. The main reason this is number 2 because the all white party outfits were AMAZING. I don’t understand how everyone looked so good that day in all white in the gorgeous Hampton’s. Chuck with the black trim on his suit and Blair in that little white dress, this was one of the biggest fashion moments in Gossip Girl and it’s still amazing.

1. BFF’s Forever (Season 1, Episode 4, Bad News Blair)

S and B were the best friends of Gossip Girl and in this episode you really saw them click. They might have had a little fight but in the end they worked it out and this was really the first time you saw them be the bff’s they were born to be. The two of them stealing Mrs. Waldorf’s clothes and having their own photo shoot is my favorite scene in the entire show. I actually cry every time I watch this episode cause it makes me think of how much I love my best friends and how they’re always gonna be there for me. Although the show revolved around the romance the best relationship they gave us was the friendship between Serena and Blair.

#serena van der woodsen #the winter soldier #blake lively #dan humphrey #penn badgley #leighton meester #blair waldorf #georgina sparks #nate archibald #jenny humphrey #taylor momsen #gossip girl #kristen bell #chuck bass #ed westwick