I love how stupid it sounds to say stuff like “I’m peeing” or “I’m wetting myself” when it is extremely obvious that you’re doing so. There’s a loud hiss, your face melted in orgasmic pleasure from relief, your small moans and whines, and of course the growing yellow spot on your diaper or a dark stain dripping down your pant legs while your crotch glistens from your pathetic stream.
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How dare anyone be rude to this beautiful duck. Never be rude or nan the duck. There's a special place in hell for these assholes.
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decided to stop wasting all my dollar bills and instead utilize my like. fifty dollars of jar change
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New car rule: if you have both a “peace, love, and X” variant sticker and a Punisher skull sticker declaring 2nd amendment rights, you have to remove one of those stickers.
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The biggest culture shock I ever received was when I lived in Florida and I watched a massive crowd of people start line dancing all in sync.
Mind you I’ve only seen wedding line dances like Macarena, cotton eye joe, electric slide, Cupid shuffle, etc etc
This was like LEGIT line dancing it was incredible.
The second biggest was learning people eat at gas stations on purpose.
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Ewww, are you peeing right now? You couldn’t go to the bathroom like a normal person? Hey guys, come look at this! Oh my god I can’t believe it, there’s totally a wet spot on your pants! Hahaha, oh my god, you couldn’t just whip it out? You’re just going to pee in your pants like a toddler? Oh my god did I just see it grow? Did you see that? Oh it totally is, it’s growing! You’re fucking peeing again? You can’t hold it like an adult? Holy shit you’re actually just going to the bathroom in your pants, in front of us. You’re just standing there, wetting yourself. How’s that make you feel? It looks like you’re enjoying it, is this getting you off pervert? This is so pathetic, I’ve never seen anything else like this dude, this is just humiliating. Need me to take you to the big boy potty so we can wring out your undies? Come on buddy, you just showed us all who you really are, a dumb baby who can’t even hold his pee. We’ll take care of you now.
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im at this weed themed sandwhich store and feelings are kinda conflicted between this is cool as hell and this is a corporation definatley playing off weed jokes they dont know themsleves and ur dont do coke in this bathroom sign inst quirky ill do what i want
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Some of the many wonderful cosplayers we met and had to show y'all from the #indianapolisfanboyexpo #fanboyexpo #captainjacksparrow #bobafett #jedi #jedimaster #moonknight #scarletwitch #anime #buckees #unicornfairy #momsofinstagram #comiccon #animegirl #animeguy #wrestlinghalloffamer #nowyouseeme #jakethesnakeroberts #arnanderson #brockanderson #jerrythekinglawler (at Indianapolis, Indiana) https://www.instagram.com/p/Ck_4qZKOhC9/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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Please do more for Eddy and a Texan.
Sincerely,
A Texan
I LIKE IT, I LOVE IT | E. EDWARDS
ethan edwards x fem! texan! reader
summary: y/n brings ethan to texas for the summer.
masterlist texan!reader masterlist
a/n as a texan this texan!reader series will never die and i may add some other players!
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y/nl/n turned him into a country boy :)
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theemilycarey aww (🤮)
↳ y/nl/n i love u too, em
markestapa rip my canadian boy :(
adamfantilli cowboy eddy scares me
edwards.73 YEE HAW 🤠
↳ y/nl/n ok that's enough, cowboy
mackie.samo atp just leave him there
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edwards.73 i like it, i love it
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y/nl/n i want some more of it
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umichhockey eddy in his cowboy era! 🤠
lucafantilli i'm expecting a buckees shirt
markestapa i want my canadian bf back!!!!!!!
↳ y/nl/n no🤺🤺🤺
dylanduke25 can you ride a horse now?
↳ theemilycarey he cannot :-/
nolan_moyle save a horse, ride a cowboy?
lhughes06 maybe it's best for everyone if he stays in texas☺️
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