#buddy swanson imagine

[lightofthemoonglow]

kinktober day seventeen

Threesome or moresome | Fisting | Vore

Buddy Swanson and Sam Wescott

dedicated to the amazing @bisexual-horror-fan

The head counselor. The head cook. The only nurse. The top three positions of authority at this camp. Kirk, Spock, McCoy, she calls them. Sam is their Kirk, being the actual leader that is the glue holding them all together, the balance between the other two. Buddy is their Spock, the pragmatic one that isn’t as expressive, but there’s so much heart to him underneath that exterior. And she’s the McCoy, the whirlwind with a big mouth and bigger emotions. They’re all passionate people though, the three of them somehow having found a way to make it work enough that people want to work with them, the kids want to come back. It’s easy, yet it feels like it takes over everything when they’re all together.

Of course there are rumors. There have been since the first day they had come together, forming the power trio. But only after the whispers had died down did they come true.

–-

“What are you two troublemakers up to?”

Sam ambles over to the lakebed, where a canoe is parked. Steve had asked someone, anyone, to finish testing out the lake gear after he had needed to rest his ankle after incurring an extremely minor injury involving a gopher hole. Lucky for him, Taylor the crafts counselor was helping him in these trying times.

It's the last day of setup before the kids arrive. In fourteen hours, they'll be here and their time will be consumed for the next couple of months. There will be very little personal time for a while.

"We are celebrating a perfect score on the safety inspection." She smiles up at Sam, languid and slow as she beckons him to join her and Buddy on the blanket laid out on the ground. It’s one they’ve laid on countless times, having been ruined by paint and glitter their first summer together. It’s strange how time has become divided between before and after they met. She’s on her back, knees bent as she looks up at the sky as Buddy sits normally, one knee bent and the other leg flat on the ground.

Sam joins them, sitting on her other side. It's a familiar layout, her in the middle. One of the photos on the homepage of the camp website is of the three of them, her arms around their backs as her head rests on Buddy's chest, though she's looking up at Sam, the camera catching her mid-giggle.

"Kids are due tomorrow. Gonna be the last time we have any privacy for weeks." Buddy sighs, gazes out at the water. He shifts around, his head going into her lap, a place he's familiar with. "And then it's back to the city." He's got a fancy restaurant gig lined up at the end of the summer. As it turned out, one of their returning campers had a father who owned this swanky place and constant talk about Buddy's meals had eventually gotten the guy to call him. After years of sticking it out at various places that weren't nearly as nice, it was good for him to have a win. But that would mean not seeing each other for a while, not until around wintertime.

"You make it sound like you're marching to your death." Sam tries to joke, but it is very clear how he feels about the gang splitting up. He moves to grab a bottle of water but pricks his finger on a burr. "Ow!"

"Poor baby. Want me to kiss it better?" She jokes, but it's not really a joke. The time is now, and they all know it. It's now or maybe never because so much could change in the next several months.

"Yeah. I do." Sam's voice is serious, he knows the implications, what it could lead to. But it's dark, the camp is quiet, it feels like they're the only people in the world right now.

Her mouth is soft, gentle against his. Buddy looks up at them, sort of but also not really trapped between their bodies. It's not for long, because Sam pulls back soon, his lips smeared with cotton candy lipsmackers. There's no going back now, it's like Eve biting the apple. The line is gone, all pretense is out the window. It's at the bottom of the lake, alongside the paddle Steve broke last summer.

"I think I…" Buddy can't even come up with a convincing lie, he knows what he wants and they know it too. She leans up, he leans up and he can taste both her and Sam on her mouth, bringing forth a soft moan and Buddy gripping a handful of her hair.

It's not going to be like in a bad porno. It's not a V, it's a triangle. Their first summer, as if to foreshadow what was to come, she had insisted that love triangle was a stupid phrase to refer to two people fighting over another. A triangle is complete, it's when everything flows together perfectly. Those situations are a love V because two points never meet. Buddy and Sam kiss like they've done it for eons, falling together as naturally as she had with them.

If they leave the blanket, the spell will be broken, so that's where they stay. It's where it all began, it is where it will come to the natural conclusion. It could have only ended this way.

She's between them once again, all of their shorts pushed down, her shirt pushed up as Sam's hands grope at her bare tits. No need for a bra in the summer, she'd said over and over again. Buddy's cock is rutting between her thighs as he spits into his hand to jerk Sam off. She's kissing the both of them as much as she can, they're kissing each other, it's a mess of drool and teeth. Sam's hand goes between her legs, searching for her clit.

"Fuck, I'm gonna cum," Buddy grunts, kissing her neck in between words. "Should I -?"

"No." She doesn't care, there's no risk. Nothing matters right now, and she encouraged him without uttering a word after her brief insistence that he come all over her thighs. The mess can always be cleaned up after all.

But it's Sam that comes first, shooting off all over her belly and Buddy's hand. She's so close and yet Buddy beats her to the punch, smearing her inner thighs and the blanket with his spend. Before she can even protest, a hand from each of them is between her legs and she's coming with a sharp cry that scares away a small flock of sleeping birds.

There's no awkward silence afterwards, merely some smiles and a suggestion that they clean off in the lake. It was always meant to end this way, after all and now all they need to do is wait for another moment like this to come around.

#sam wescott x reader #buddy swanson x reader #slasher x reader #slasher imagine #kinktober 2023

[eljeebee]

Louie Davis arrived at Manzanita Terrace! Jason Davis walked him there, Mason on his hip.

"Say bye-bye to your brother!" Jason said, tickling Mason's chubby chin.

"Bye Mace!" Louie waved at his little brother.

"Bwabwa!" Mason babbled.

Elizabeth hurriedly opened the door, Sid on her tail. "Hi, hi, come in, Louie, come in!"

"Thanks Miss Swanson!"

"Louie!! Come!!" Sid squealed, jumping up and down. She dragged him inside. "Hi Mister Davis! Bye Mister Davis!"

"Bye Papa!" Louie yelled before Sid further dragged him in.

Elizabeth walked up to Jason, saying, "Mister Davis, thanks for allowing Louie. This will make Sid's day — and not just this day, probably her whole life!"

Jason waved a hand, "Oh, don't mention it, Miss Swanson! The kid's new around here, and we'd love to welcome you and her here." He leaned in, jokingkly whispering, "Besides, this'll take some heavy stuff off my back while he's gone. It's hard trying to take care of Mason while that boy runs around."

Elizabeth stifled a laugh.

"Anyways, seems like Sid's very excited, huh."

Elizabeth nodded. "This is the first time I've seen her this happy ever since his dad died."

Jason nodded, fixing his hold on Mason. "It must have been hard on her. How are the two of you holding up?"

"Good, actually," Elizabeth nodded, she leaned at the closed gate, looking back at their door. She could see Louie and Sid exchanging a tight hug through the window. "Moving here gave Sid a fresh start. I'm glad it's working."

"Me too, kid, me too."

Mason yawned.

Elizabeth smiled. Jason shook his head, "Sorry, kid, looks like I've got to go now."

"It's fine!" She waved a finger to Mason. "Night, night little buddy."

Jason waved at her as he started to walk down to their house. Elizabeth waved back, before going back inside their house.

Later, Sid and Louie was on the treehouse's deck, playing space odyssey!

"I'm Commander Harper, and this is my favorite place in San Sequoia!" Sid exclaimed, reciting a parody of a famous quote from a famous video game.

Louie cackled, "That's witty Sid!"

"What's witty?" Sid tilted her head.

"Uhm...," Louie paused for a moment. "I think it means clever?"

"Ohh..."

"I'm your clone, and I'm going to be the real Commander Harper!" Louie exclaimed, waving his hand imagining a scanner on his arm is scanning Sid.

"I'm the real Commander Harper!" Sid pointed at him, a hand on her hip.

"Raaah!!!" Louie made finger guns aiming at Sid.

Sid "dodged" running to the cabin, hiding. "You'll never get me!"

Meanwhile, Elizabeth felt more inspired, and had a lightbulb. She stopped painting, yelled a "Be careful up there!" to the children on the treehouse and jogged back inside. She started writing a ballad.

#the sims 4 #sims 4 #sims 4 screenshots #sims 4 gameplay #ts4 #ts4 screenshots #ts4 gameplay #simblr #ts4 simblr #The Davis' #Side: Swanson & Harper #ts4 stories

[bisexual-horror-fan]

This is so fun I wanna go again!

Slasher/s most and least likely to get bored of you and "dispose" of you

Slasher/s with the best and worst dirty talk game

Slasher you think has the biggest dick

Slasher most likely to ever consider and actually wear lingerie. I'm talking lacey panties with a little bow at the front and an ass window type shit

And slasher/s most and least likely to want you to participate in kills

-🦇

I think ol Mikey boy. I just get that vibe that he could very easily get bored and kill you.

Slasher with the best dirty talk game, give you a curveball and say Charles Lee Ray, (I know Ghostface is obvious and we love him too but-) the dude can talk and talk and be creative as hell.Or Leslie Vernon, dude can drop some serious filth I just know it. Worst would probably be Norman Bates, dude is too sweet to do it properly.

Slasher with the biggest dick is honestly probably one of the leather faces, I don't go in for Bubba or Tommy like that personally but they are giving big dick energy.

Buddy Swanson, I don't care, the dude is theatrical and dramatic and we know he wears costumes, I think he would be down to wear lingerie, 100%.

Annnnd the last one, I think Chuck and Tiff would want you to kill with them, least likely to want you to participate would be like Mike, he wants to do the killing and I can't imagine him wanting to share.

#🦇 Anon #Hello hello Batty! #I love when you send in asks! #Such a fun time

[vapehk1]

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[tinalbion]

Is there still time for request? I just watched trailer for Terrifier 2 and I'm hyped! This may sound strange but can I get Billy Loomis, Art the Clown and Buddy Swanson with contortionist s/o who can twist/move her body in most freakish ways, like she doesn't have bones in her body? (If you ever watched Australia/America Got Talent act from Troy James, imagine that's what s/o can do. That dude scared the shit out of me when I first watched it!)

Omg, I LOVE that guy! His performance was amazing and I love seeing just how people can move like that, it's so wild to me, so I hope you enjoy this request! 

Rating: None

Length: 2k

Billy Loomis

Billy had no idea that you kept such an odd little talent to yourself, and he didn’t know for the longest time until several months into your relationship. You knew that people felt weirded out most times by your talent and you weren’t exactly out there wanting to flaunt it, only in certain circumstances would you show off to people. So tonight had been the night, though neither of you had expected it.

You and Billy were invited to Stu’s party, along with several of your other friends, who knew of your little secret and loved to have you do it when the group was drunk enough. It was a fun little gag and you loved acting as if they were so drunk that they had no idea what they were talking about. Harmless fun. So you and Billy arrived, his arm around your waist as you walked along through the crowds of people and you grabbed a beer, Billy grabbed one, and then you were both off to find a place to sit. Your friend Will greeted you enthusiastically and eyed you with a grin

"Will, don't you dare," you warned as you pointed a finger at him. Billy didn't question it but he was definitely curious. He leaned over toward you and whispered in your ear: "and what are we warning Will not to do, babe?" You wanted to tell him considering he wasn't one to get weirded out or uncomfortable, but you wanted to see his reaction, completely caught off guard as intended.

You shrug with a smile and sip at your beer, then you kiss his cheek and pull away. "You'll see in a bit, promise." He was content with that and continued to enjoy himself although he continued to eye you every so often as the night went on. More drinks were had, games were played, and beer pong proved to be not so fun. You lost, you NEVER lost. So when you finally admitted defeat, Randy turned to you and elbowed Will to get his attention.

“Guess you already know what we’re gonna request for you taking this loss.” You sighed and shook your head, yet the large smile on your face spoke volumes. Billy watched you intently as the crowd of partygoers gathered around your table and kept enough space around you, Randy gathered everyone around as he waved his hands out toward you. “Come on, let’s see what you can do!”

And just like a flip of a switch, you bent backward with ease and then you twisted your body where your hands were planted firmly on the ground as your spine contorted in ways these people never thought possible. There you were walking around as easy as ever and yet your body was twisted at the waist, and you looked like a horrible mangled creature running around on all fours. Some people reacted as you expected, some clapped and cheered for how absolutely fucked up you looked, and then there was Billy, who looked to be in a state between shock and intrigued.

After you finished your little display, you untwisted and stood back to your feet, then grabbed your beer bottle from Randy and sat back in your spot next to Billy. He just stared at you as you sipped at your beer and you scoffed. “What?” He only let out a laugh and shook his head. “You surprise me more and more every day. But uh, would you be opposed if I asked you to try something with me later on?”

You just sighed and shook your head with a grin. “Shut up, Billy.”

Art the Clown

Art had his own little secrets that you never really questioned him about and you guys got along just fine that way, so naturally, there were things about yourself that you hadn’t shared with him yet either. You guys were still learning how to communicate properly and it proved to be challenging, but sometimes you would learn something and you grew excited to get to know Art a bit more. So of course, here you were, seeing him yet again for the umpteenth time this week and you had ever wondered how he exactly felt being around you. You guessed he didn’t mind it since you were still alive and he always seemed to like to make you laugh.

As you continued to make it a routine to show up on a chosen day, you offered him the chance to hang out at your place, so he took you up on that offer, though he didn’t mention that he’d just show up out of the blue one evening with his bag draped over his shoulder, the tiny rocks he threw at your window to get your attention almost made you laugh if you weren’t scared to death at first.

“Jeez Art, you scared me!” You huffed, but you gestured for him to walk around to the front door. It was still early in the evening but you were curious as to why he’d avoid the front door at first, but it didn’t bother you. You offered him something to eat, he said no, then you offered a drink and he accepted water and sat somewhat awkwardly on your sofa. He seemed very out of place when it came to being here, but he did bounce up and down on the sofa a bit. Had a bit of bounce, he liked it. He never really got to be in places this cozy, so you told him he was more than welcome to make himself at home, except maybe he should not cause too much of a mess. He agreed with a devilish smile.

So Art made himself at home and began to walk around the place, allowing himself to check out the various photos and awards you had hung on your walls. He inspected each one and looked on and on as you watched from the doorway. His attention was now caught as he stopped at one award that stuck out more than the others. He leaned in close and saw the gleam of the award with your name engraved on it. It wasn’t your typical award either, but he turned to look at you and pointed to it.

“Oh, that? Yeah, I have sort of a neat thing I can do, I participated in an event and won. Wanna see what I can do?” You caught his attention as he eyed you curiously, and that’s when you placed your hands behind your head as you bent backward and began to move and twist in ways Art couldn’t even begin to comprehend. His jaw dropped and he stared at you as you twisted and moved in such inhuman ways that he was even too stunned to sign, he just stood there in your small living area and didn't move for about two minutes.

After you finished and stood back as normal as could be, Art began to throw his hands wildly and acted surprised as you laughed at his reaction. He was impressed and loved how insane it looked, he figured he could use you when scaring the folks in town during Halloween, or just for the hell of it. It was almost as if you could read his mind and tumbled out with: "I already know you're planning to use this in some way to mess with people, aren't you?" He faked shock, looked around the room, and gestured as if to say: "who, me? I'd NEVER." All you could do was laugh in response.

Buddy Swanson

It was no coincidence that you ended up working behind the scenes at the camp you attended, though you were sent there mainly because it was better than rotting away at home for that summer, so you accepted your fate and went along with it. They needed counselors desperately and since you had experience with kids, it was better than nothing. You approached Roger and had heard about this prestigious camp, though that was a term used rather loosely, and he hired you on the spot.

That's how you got to know Buddy Swanson, number one anti musical man, natural born cook, and an absolute cutie. He was hard not to fall for, but you kept a distance from him for a while until it smacked you in the face. The end of that summer, you both kept in contact and even discovered you both weren't that far away from one another. It started off like a whirlwind romance and you were swept up in it, enjoying whatever turn it took and you both just lived in the moment. It was hard not to do when you were in his company, he made you forget everything that weighed you down, everything that stressed you out. It was only you and him. Which led to you two camping at one point, a real camping experience with a tent and a bonfire, the works.

You both were sharing a couple of drinks when Buddy suggested a game of 'Never Have I Ever', and boy did you regret it. He drank so many times that you were almost willing to lie just to feel a buzz. He laughed at your feeble attempt too, he knew your tell when your eyes shifted away for a moment. "No, I saw that, get that drink away from your lips this instant!" He chucked. You let out a sigh and hung your head low.

"Well what do you want me to do?! I lived a sheltered life, not everyone gets that lucky, you know," you huffed as you gently chucked a small pebble at his shoe. So Buddy thought long and hard of something he figured you would have done, so he leaned back as he kicked a stick from under his boot. "Okay fine," he began, "how about… never have I ever pulled a prank on someone." You threw a hand up and groaned: "FINALLY!" Then you took a long swig and sighed in content. Buddy looked at you expectantly, wriggling an eyebrow. "So? You gonna share the story or what? I mean, you finally got one, hope it's a good story for you to share."

And you did. You went into detail how you had a sleepover when you were about thirteen, you were all sitting in the dark with flashlights held up to your faces, all attempting to scare each other. You rolled your eyes and said you were gonna go and get a drink, so they continued with their storytelling, and what the others didn't know was that you snuck around the hall and waited for them to think you were downstairs, then the floor creaked, they called out to you with no response. So all of a sudden, you scurried into the room on all fours, your body twisted as if you were mangled, and everyone screamed bloody murder. You laughed as you twisted back to normal and your best friend at the time laughed almost as hysterically as you did. "I had a feeling you were gonna do that," your friend remarked, to which one of them replied; "you knew they could do that?!" Safe to say, those kids had nightmares for a few days, and you loved every minute of it.

Naturally, Buddy was insanely curious. "Come on, babe," he said sweetly, "you gotta show me after THAT story!" So you got to your feet and found a decent area where the ground wasn't too uneven and there weren't a lot of ways to injure yourself, and you bent over so gracefully, your limbs moved as if you had no bones, and your torso twisted so easily that you thought Buddy's eyes would pop out of his head. "Damn, Y/N, that's incredible. If I would have known you could do that, I would have worked with you to scare the shit out of the theater kids." You laughed as you got back to your feet and sat down beside him again. "Guess we gotta come up with a plan for next year."

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[f1nalboys]

AHHHHH! HEY B! So, so, SO happy to see your requests are open again! I cannot believe you are gonna start writing for Buddy Swanson and Sam Wescott, it seems too fucking good to be true! I adore your stuff and adore those boys so this is gonna be an amazing combo holy shit.

Let's get into it. Poly!Camping boys! But let's get into some early poly shit with them, like the reader is a hinge, is seeing both, both are aware of each other but aren't involved with one and other yet, both sharing the reader solo. However, the two of them are just a bit jealous of the other. Both get into the bad habit of trying to outdo eachother physically. Sam eats you out so well you squirt and nearly pass out and Buddy get's wind of it? I guess that means Buddy is just gonna have to fuck you so good that you cry.

In short. Jealousy. Possessivness. Multiple Orgasms. Body Worship. Spoiling The Actual Fuck Outta The Reader. (Also fem reader if you don't mind I fucking love you thank you so much byeeeee)

Oh boy, Bex! This is a long one, like,,, really long, I just couldn't help myself!!! I loved this request so much, jealous Sam and Buddy makes my little heart pitter patter. I hope this lives up to all your expectations and more!!

WORD COUNT: 3027 (told yooooouuuuu)

WARNINGS: nsfw, fem!afab!reader, oral (amab and afab recieving), threesome, pre poly!camping boys, squirting, slight degradation and praise, jealousy, edging, sam gets taken care of <3, implication of more sex, not proofread and im sure theres more things im forgetting to add so my apologies

Sam knew what he had agreed to. You told him that there was another guy, one you had feelings for and one you weren’t willing to NOT be with. You told him that you liked him, really liked him, and that you didn’t want to put him in an uncomfortable situation with that, so if he wanted out that’s all he had to say. But he didn’t want out. Being with you was different then the others he had been with. So he figured that he could get over the lingering feelings of jealousy and anxiety and stick with it for you.

And then you had mentioned him. A passing comment, one he had asked for, but it still gave him a sense of…betrayal. He had asked how your day had been knowing you had seen him, some guy named Buddy, and you had answered. “Good. Y’know, he and I actually tried something earlier and god it felt good. Apparently he has a ‘natural talent’ for it. Think you’d be up for a little experimentation?”

Sam knew you didn’t mean anything by it, but hearing about how someone else made you feel good gave him his first real sense of jealousy. Now, Sam didn’t consider himself jealous or possessive in any way, but even he would admit that the sex that night had been different. He had been rougher with you, really taking his time on fucking you silly, and had made you cum five times before he even took his dick out. And when he finished, all he could think about was what that asshole’s face would look like when he heard about him.

And oh was Buddy’s face funny. The smile had faltered instantly and his lips thinned out the more you talked about Sam. It wasn’t until he grabbed you by the neck and pulled you in for a kiss that you realized just how annoyed he had gotten. That night was one of the most mind-blowing and exhausting nights the two of you had shared. Buddy was whispering filth in your ear the entire time, your back against his chest as he fucked you from behind, his finger circling your clit quickly. He wanted you to forget all about the other guy.

“Can he fuck you like this? Hm? Can he get you so fucking cock drunk you can’t think straight?” His voice is hot against your skin and he wasn’t going to let up any time soon, fucking you until you only knew his name, until your legs were weak and shaking from the sheer pleasure.

That’s when you realized what was happening. Everytime you brought up the other, the one you were with would get jealous and give you the best sex of your life as a way to one-up the other. It was a cycle, a beautiful, pleasurable, intense cycle that you never wanted to stop.

This went on for months. You’d spend the weekend with Buddy and when you went out with Sam you’d ‘casually’ bring up the fact you had squirted for the first time ever, or that Buddy had fucked you on his apartment balcony as the sunset, and Sam would have to find a way to go above and beyond that. And he always did.

Your favorite moment with Sam was after you had mentioned a kink Buddy had. Sam’s eyes darkened as you talked about the feeling of the saw blade pressed against your flesh as he fucked into you, how the thin scratches on your inner thighs were from the brittle blade, how you had cum so hard when he finally sank inside you and the saw dug into the flesh of your neck just enough to draw a few droplets of blood.

Sam was normally a slow and sensual lover, focused solely on your pleasure, on being submissive and letting you do whatever it was you wanted. After hearing that story and seeing the way you had begun to rub your thighs together at the mere mention of it, he knew he needed to change his tune. That night Sam tied you to the bed and fucked you for hours.

He ate you out until your words were slurred, only stopping to shove his cock down your throat roughly. Sam loved face fucking you on the rare occassions he got into it the mood for it. Feeling your throat constrict around him, the vibrations your gags and moans felt on his cock were delicious, and the feeling of control he had over you in that moment made it all the more better.

After he fucked you and filled you to the brim with his cum he untied you, massaging your wrists and ankles and peppering kisses along your skin. He drew you a bath and made you dinner, laid in bed with you with his arm around your waist. That morning you woke up to his head in between your legs, his tongue moving through your folds and his fingers pumping into you.

You brought the idea of a threesome up to Buddy first. He was giving you a much needed massage and the second you asked his fingers stopped gliding over your back. “What?” He didn't seem angry, more confused than anything. “You wanna show me a picture of the guy first?” Buddy was hoping to see a guy who was, all things considered, ugly, but that’s not what he got. Sam was hot. “Oh. Okay, I mean yeah, if you’re into it, we can.”

Sam was hesitant. When he saw a photo of Buddy he was hit by a wave of insecurity; Why would you be with him when you had Buddy? A long night of love making helped ease those worries, and soon enough the night of the threesome was upon you. You were at Buddy’s apartment waiting for Sam, your nerves only quelled by the glass of wine you had.

“Nervous or something, babe?” Buddy teased as though his stomach wasn’t in knots at the moment. There was a knock at the door before you could give him a snarky response and you jumped up from the couch and practically ran to the door.

“Sam! Come in,” You said with a smile as you opened the door. Sam gives you an anxious smile, stepping into the living room and looking around, trying hard to avoid Buddy's eyes. You wrap an arm around his waist and walk him over to the couch, giving Buddy a glare that has him standing up immediately. “Sam, this is Buddy Swanson. Buddy, this is Sam Wescott.”

They say hello to each other and the room falls quiet, awkwardness swirling around your head. “Can’t believe I finally get to meet the other man,” Buddy says in an attempt to lighten the mood and thankfully Sam laughs. The nervousness of all parties dissipates immediately as you all settle onto the couch, talking and letting the two of them get to know each other.

Your hand settles onto Sam’s thigh, your head resting against Buddy’s shoulder, and he gives you a quick smile before returning back to his conversation with Sam. They were getting along, at least, so that was something to celebrate. Sam stumbles over his words as your hand creeps higher up his thigh, ghosting over his clothed erection.

“Guess she wants to get to the main course, huh, Sam?” Buddy teases, wrapping his arms around you and moving his legs so you rest in between them. You hum in response, grinning at the blush spreading across Sam’s face and neck. Buddy's fingers dip under your shirt, his fingertips brushing over skin. “Not polite to keep a lady waiting, Sammy.”

The pet name is accompanied by an eyebrow raise and Sam shifts in his seat, brushing your hand off of his lap. Sam scoffs slightly before he leans in and kisses you, his hands dragging up and down your thighs. You sigh into the kiss, sandwiched in between the two hottest guys you’ve ever met in your life and it was perfect. “It sure isn’t, Bud.”

Sam can’t help but pull back and grin up at Buddy. You can feel the rumble of his laugh underneath you at the nickname and then Sam is back on you again, kissing you harder while Buddy litters kisses over your neck. He nips at your pulse and you moan into Sam’s lips, your hips grinding up subconsciously.

“Prettiest sound ever, dontcha agree?” Buddy asks Sam who hums, pulling away from you and unbuttoning your jeans. You lift your hips as he pulls them down, allowing him to remove them from you completely. Sam settles in between your legs, kissing down your still clothed chest down to your thighs, staring at you through his eyelashes as he licks a slow stripe up your slit. It was a good choice on your part to forgo underwear.

You whimper at the feeling of his tongue and both he and Buddy laugh at you. “Pretty sounds for a pretty girl,” Sam says with a wink and you can barely contain your groan at the lame joke. “But god, her pussy? The taste and smell and look of it, man, I can’t get enough of it. Could be here down all day,”

He delves into your cunt before you can say anything, pulling a particularly loud moan from you that has Buddy’s grip on your waist tightening. Something the two men could agree on was that the noises you made were fucking heavenly. Sam swirls his tongue around your clit, sucking and biting down on it gently. Flattening his tongue, he flicks it up and down your entire slit a few times before pushing the tip past your hole, his nose bumping against your clit.

Sam was a natural at eating pussy and Buddy couldn’t help but be impressed. “You like this, Y/N? Like getting your pussy eaten out while you got another guy watching?” He whispers into your ear, his hands traveling further up your shirt, pinching and tugging at your nipples as he nibbles at your earlobe. Your fingers tangle into Sam's hair and you pull roughly, shoving his face further into your cunt. Buddy laughs. “Oh, you really do. Kind of slutty, don’t you think?”

“You taste so fuckin’ sweet. You’re so beautiful,” Sam says, pulling away from you long enough to give you a smile before diving back in. The two go back and forth, your head filling with praise and degradation until it’s swimming.

“M’so close!” You cry out and Sam grips your thighs tightly, holding you in place as his tongue speeds up. You cum hard, your eyes screwed shut, Buddy’s assault on your chest never letting up. A gush of liquid comes out, covering Sam’s face completely and when he pulls back he has a large, cocky grin on his face.

He uses his middle finger and pushes it inside you slowly, pumping in and out at an almost unbearably slow pace. Your body, still coming down from it’s high, is still twitching every so often. “Did you know I was the first one to get her to squirt?” Sam questions, his eyes flicking from your blissed out face to Buddy's. Buddy nods slowly and you can feel his erection pressing against your back.

“Can the two of you fuck me already?” You ask earnestly, earning a laugh from the two men. You sit up, taking your shirt off and tossing it over to where your pants lay. Buddy and Sam both move off of the couch, tugging off their pants and shirts, leaving their boxers on for the time being. Buddy goes to touch you again but you back away and his eyebrows scrunch together in confusion.

“What’s wrong, hon?”

“Yeah, s’everything alright?” Sam asks, his voice dripping with worry.

You grin, sitting up and kissing the two men quickly. “I want you two to touch each other first.” There's a pause before they begin to talk over each other, questioning you in a panic. “Oh my god, zip it, please!” You huff and they fall silent. Buddy had been with men before, plenty of them actually, but he didn’t know Sam. And Sam, on the other hand, hadn’t. A couple one night stands but he was not as experienced with this sort of thing as Buddy was and you could tell he was nervous.

You grab ahold of Sam’s hand and pull him to sit down on the couch beside you. “Sam, baby, don’t worry, alright? Buddy and I got you.” You look over at Buddy who flashes you a look of understanding before settling down on his other side. Sam nods slowly, swallowing hard, and Buddy slowly places his hand on his bare thigh. “Gonna make you feel good, aren’t we baby?”

“Sure are. Can I kiss you, Sam?” Buddy asks gently. He didn’t want to go too fast, didn’t want to make the other man uncomfortable, especially because he was beginning to really like him. He liked how he worked with him on making you feel good, how he was funny and able to crack a joke in between eating you out. Liked how cute he was, how soft he was around the edges and how he looked like he was just begging to be broken in.

Sam surprises the both of you by leaning in first, capturing Buddy’s lips quickly. His heart was racing and Buddy can feel it the second he puts his hand on Sam’s chest. He was toned more than Buddy had expected, his skin tan and freckled from his time at camp. Buddy swipes his tongue over Sam’s bottom lip, taking it slow, but Sam opens his mouth eagerly.

The longer he kissed him, the more Sam wanted him. Buddy can taste you on Sam’s lips and he deepens it, pulling a small whimper from the other man and Buddy wants to hear more. His hand falls from Sam’s chest down to his crotch, chuckling at the gasp Sam lets out as Buddy fishes his cock out.

“This alright?”

“Y-yes, fuck. More than alright,” Sam says breathlessly, his head falling back as Buddy begins to stroke him. He opens his eyes slightly, head tilting towards you and nearly cumming at the sight. You were leaned back against the arm of the couch, hand in between your spread legs, soft gasps and moans leaving your lips as you watched them. “God, your hand…”

Buddy sinks to his knees in front of Sam and slowly licks over his slit. Sam moans loudly, hands gripping the couch cushions tightly as Buddy takes his tip into his mouth. It was warm and wet and Buddy was using his tongue in a way that had Sam seeing stars. “Wa-wait, stop.” Buddy stops immediately, pulling away and looking up at Sam with worry. Even you had paused your movements, fingers inside yourself to the third knuckle. “I don’t wanna cum yet and if you kept that up I would’ve.”

“Damn, I’m that good at sucking cock?” Buddy says with a light tone and Sam blushes, rolling his eyes. “Hear that, Y/N! You got competition.”

“Oh my god, you’re so lame. You guys ready to go into the bedroom?”

Sam and Buddy stand, peeling their underwear off and grabbing ahold of you, trapping you in between them as they walk you to the bedroom. Kisses and wandering hands, you get to the bed breathlessly. “Wanna touch you, too,” Sam gasps into Buddy’s ear, sending a shiver down his spine. He sounded so needy.

“Go ahead, then. Show me what you got.” Buddy says, sitting down onto the bed. You sit behind him, kissing at his neck and running your hands up and down his chest as Sam settles in between his legs. Buddy watches with arousal as Sam spits into his palm before tentatively wrapping his hand around his cock. His strokes are slow and deliberate and he watches Buddy’s reactions, repeating the motions that have him grunting under his breath and flexing his hips.

You nip at Buddy’s pulse. “You like him jerking you off in front of me?” You ask teasingly and Buddy’s face gets red as he nods. This helped fuel his voyeurism kink to its fullest extent. “Take him in your mouth, Sam. I wanna watch you suck him off while he eats me out.”

Sam smiles as you push Buddy back onto his back, swinging your leg over his head and sitting on his face. Your hands go to your chest as Buddy begins to tongue fuck you, his hands coming to grip your hips to hold you in place. His hips buck up and he groans loudly, muffled only by your cunt, as Sam takes him into his mouth. He repeats what Buddy had done to him earlier, swirling his tongue around the tip and flattening his tongue on the underside of his shaft.

For the next few minutes you do this, Sam sucking and gagging on Buddy’s cock while you grind down onto his tongue, chasing your own high. “So close, Buddy. Please don’t stop, fuck!” You whimper and Buddy’s tongue speeds up, bringing you to your release. You tug on his hair as you cum, crying out his name. It’s only when your body stops jolting with each flick of his tongue that you swing off of him.

“Sam, stop, m’close. Wanna cum in you.” Buddy says with a moan and Sam comes off of him immediately. His face was flushed, spit and the remnants of your squirt on the lower half of him. “If that’s alright, of course.”

“Yeah. Yeah, it is.”

The two of them smile at each other and you let out a small ‘awwww.’ “My two guys are getting along!” Buddy groans and tickles you, Sam joining in and holding you still as Buddy’s fingers attack your sides. “Alright, alright, I’m sorry!” They stop and for a second the three of you stay there and relish the silence. It was comfortable. “Alright. How about we actually fuck now?”

With a smile Sam leans in and kisses you. “Let’s do it.”

#some filthy filthy smut for you #buddy swanson #sam wescott #poly!camping boys #sam wescott x reader #buddy swanson x reader #sam wescott x reader x buddy swanson #you might be the killer #stage fright 2014 #slashers #slasher x reader #slasher x y/n #slasher headcanons #slasher imagine #slasher oneshot #slasher imagines #f1nalboys masterlist #f1nalboys writing #f1nalboys works

[scrawnydutchman]

Paradise P.D: Animated Series Review

I’ve reviewed a lot of animated - and live action - shows and movies on my blog. Nearly everything I’ve felt the need to comment on has been seen in a positive light. I don’t shy away from harsh criticism nor do I actively avoid notably poor content; it just so happens that the things I’m most interested in discussing are things I have mainly positive comments on. Paradise PD has come along to break the mold. The genuine disgust I have for this series is a first for me. I hate this show. This is quite possibly the worst show I’ve ever given a complete watch. The characters are either heinously cruel or insultingly generic. The premise is cookie cutter and derivative as hell. The humor is forced, predictable and just depressing more often than funny. The animation . . . . oh God, the animation. I’ve had non flavored rice cakes with more taste than this show. It’s like anti-creativity. Even as I’m typing this Ii’m getting riled up just thinking about it again. Alright, let me calm down. Let’s break this show down piece by piece, starting with the writing.

Writing

*ugh, the animation in these gifs is terrible. I’ll get to it when I get to it.*

Synopsis: Kevin Crawford is an aspiring young police officer who is determined to prove himself to his dad, Chief Randall Crawford of the Paradise PD. Chief Crawford has a hard time trusting his son because of a firearms accident that occurred when Kevin was very young (the less details you know about that the better) but his ex wife mayor Karen Crawford forces Randall to bring Kevin into the department anyway. Kevin thus joins a motley crew of  . . .ahem . . . “”””hilarious””””” cops including Gina; the badass uber violent super cop who’s both the sex appeal of the show and has a fetish for morbidly obese men (yes, seriously), Gerald Fitzgerald; the Cleveland Brown of this show who’s basically just a well mannered  token black guy, Dusty Marlow; the morbidly obese innocent cop whom Gina constantly harasses sexually (and yet when male characters harass her on the show she threatens to beaten them for pervy comments, so . . . hypocrite), Stanley Hopson; an elderly officer whose whole schtick is being senile and doing gross shit . .  and finally Brian Griffin-I mean Bullet; the canine unit who’s also a drug addict . . . and being a drug addict is basically his whole shtick. They get into a bunch of wacky shenanigans, a lot of gross stuff ensues, yadda yadda yadda

So admittedly, this isn’t a bad premise for a show of this style. If Brooklyn 99 has proven anything it’s that a police department is a great and refreshing setting for a sitcom with tons of potential for jokes as well as diverse characters having great chemistry with each other. Plus it’s an archetype I don’t see very much of (I’d like to point out that I consider this different from the “buddy cop” archetype which is literally everywhere, because rather than focus on two cops it involves an entire precinct). This show is kind of like if Seth Macfarlane made a Family Guy spinoff centered around Joe Swanson (except that sounds a million times more amazing). But while Paradise PD sounds like a good concept for a show on paper, it’s execution is poorer than poor. Ironically for being such an off-the-beaten-path premise for a sitcom the show doesn’t take very much advantage of it. It’s not like the case in every episode is particularly interesting and it’s certainly not like Archer or Brooklyn 99 where the humor comes from the mundane nature of the job that nobody really talks about (filing a lot of paper work and performing basic job duties). Instead it’s premises about banging police cars that have AIs that behave like abusive girlfriends . . .which is a premise we’ve seen before. Or it’s about a father not understanding his child’s hobbies . . .which is a premise we’ve seen before. Or it’s about a fighter being overly confident in the ring only for his cohorts to discover he’s rigged to lose in the next fight . . . which is a premise we’ve seen before. Here lies the biggest problem of this show: it’s so rinse and repeat it’s insulting. For every episode this series has at the moment I guarantee the Simpson’s  has done it and has done it better. Or Bob’s Burgers has done it. Or Archer has done it. Or Brooklyn 99 has done it. Hell, Family Guy and American Dad are the most comparable shows to this besides Brickleberry for obvious reasons and as much as I have distaste for those shows even they do these recycled premises more justice than Paradise PD does. Basically the only thing giving this show a real identity is it’s intense gross out visuals which, given this shows shockingly limited animation style, gets stale very quickly. But what is Paradise PD missing that all those shows have in common (besides maybe Family Guy/American Dad)? The answer of course is likable characters.

Characters

*it’s worth mentioning that the intro is the only bit of decent animation this show has. In fact it’s deceivingly good. Be patient . . . I’m getting there.*

If the synopsis I gave at the beginning is any indication it’s that every character suffers from one of two problems; they’re either intensely unlikable or are bland overly used archetypes . . . sometimes both. Gerald Fitzgerald, Dusty Harlow, Stanley Hopson and Bullet are all archetypes you can find in every animated sitcom ever made. It’s the token black guy, the morbidly obese dumbass, the senile old man and the drug addict/self centered misogynist. They all have one joke and one joke only dedicated to each of them. They are walking talking punchlines. So is every character in this show, though everyone else to a lesser extent. Gina is my favorite because her backstory episode is the only one where I felt even a little bit intrigued about how one of these assholes came to be. Our leading man Kevin is a bland standin. He’s just an overly naive, wide eyed kid with a dream. He’s an empty husk for literally any kind of viewer to step in (except for women when it comes to the love interest stuff). The chief is an angry, pompous asshole. In fact every character is just a horrible human being. Even characters that are either overly innocent or are meant to be good natured like Kevin or Dusty are constantly selfish or arrogant in some way. I get that that’s just the way the show is written comedically and in truth all comedy is rooted in the flawed. It’s why a lot of sitcom scenarios are written around characters acting selfishly or stupidly. But there’s being flawed and then there’s . . . being relentlessly cruel. It makes it hard to root for any of these characters in the end, especially since the show also occasionally tries to have a moral center and because . . .well . . . y’know . . . everyone is bland as shit.

Cast Performance

So this is by far the best aspect of the show and the number one thing it has going for it. Why? Because the show has a cast that’s .  . . depressingly a bunch of all stars. Tom Kenny, Spongebob himself, voices the chief and he does a great angry authoritative father. Grey Griffin, the actress behind such favorites as Daphne from Scooby Doo, Frankie from Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends, Vicki from Fairly Odd Parents and Azula from Avatar: The Last Airbender, is the mayor and also turns in a great performance for what she has to portray. Not to mention the occasional guest like John Dimaggio and Tara Strong. If you’re any fan of voice acting chances are you’ll find a favorite of yours in this cast if not a handful of them. I say this is depressing because all of these people could do so much better. I get it, a paycheck is a paycheck, but . . . . imagine the immensely creative and stunning projects they could have been a part of instead. If a contract with Netflix is what you want, hit up Alex Hirsch! He’s signed on with them now and I bet he’s got something worthwhile! There’s not a whole lot to say about the rest of the performances, mainly because again, it’s hard to care about any of these characters.

Visuals (Animation, Design, Composition, Visual Storytelling, ETC.)

sigh . . . .okay . . . let’s talk about the animation. Before I go into it I just want to be real and sentimental for a second. I’m an animator. I just recently broke into the industry by working with Copernicus Studios . . . and it’s been nothing but a sincere pleasure. I’ve learned more about animation and Toon Boom in 4 months than I ever learned in 4 years of freelancing. It put into perspective just how much thought and effort goes into even the most minimal of shows. It’s a popular trend to shit on professionally animated content for looking such a way or moving in such a way but if those people only knew the countless hours and passion that goes into even just a couple of seconds of footage they’d never talk shit about these shows ever again. Not only that, but I’m an admin for an animation study group on Facebook with thousands of members from all over the world. Animators from every country and every skill level share their work for constructive feedback. Through this I’ve met many people who work in the industry . . .including someone who worked on Paradise PD. And I know them to be among the most skilled and masterful animators on the page. For all of these reasons, I will NEVER call animators lazy or unskilled if they produced a show like this. It’s typically the result of a certain type of direction or method of moving the production pipeline along. I have no doubt on my mind that every animator who worked on this show is wonderfully skilled and will do well in their careers going forward.

But this show does not demonstrate that. Far from it. This show goes out of it’s way to be lazy. It cuts so many corners they’ve made a perfect circle of hell. Just take a look at most of the gifs I’ve posted in this review. Notice the popping of proportions and lines in moving pieces. Notice certain features like noses or eyes that move around for no damn reason at all. Look at features like eyebrows where there’s no easing or seamless transition or any basic understanding of the 12 principles of animation aside from perhaps arcs. Just watch a couple of seconds of this show and count how little frames are in every motion. If you told me this show was made in Go! Animate I would believe you. This makes Family Guy look like Studio Ghibli. Maybe this show could have been more pleasant to look at if it had vouched for motion keyframes instead of what appears to be the occasional stop motion keyframe (users of Toon Boom or Flash will know what I mean) but even then there’s nothing to look at really. Add to that the eyesore of a colour scheme, the uninspired character designs that if I put them in silhouette you would not be able to tell what show it’s from, the absolutely barebones backgrounds that look like early 2000s Newgrounds cartoon sets and the unimaginitive shot composition that consists almost entirely of wide shots and medium wide shots and you have what can hardly even be defined as animation by mainstream televisions standards. The last show I reviewed was Matt Groening’s Disenchantment and while I had my issues with that shows animation, at least they were only errors a trained eye could see in a show that was otherwise appealing. Paradise PD is just a tragedy. The only positive comment I can make about the animation is that the FX department did a great job animating the blood and the boogers and any type of nasty body liquid . . . .and I am depressed that that is my one positive comment.

Audio (Soundtrack, Sound Mixing, Sound FX, ETC.)

*In case you thought I was joking about one of the episode summaries I gave earlier*

Like most of the stuff I review, the audio isn’t particularly notable in this show. There’s no memorable soundtracks to speak of. The sound mixing is fine. That’s really all there is to say. I’ll be honest; I’ll talk about remarkable soundtracks in this section or clever/bad sound mixing when I can, but I mainly just include this section so I can score what i’m reviewing in a way that adds to a 10.

Conclusion

Paradise PD is the worst show I have ever given a review for and quite possible the worst show I’ve ever made an effort to sit down and watch. Almost nothing is redeemable about it. It’s the lowest common denominator for animation and it unsuccessfully trades any hint of originality for unfunny shock humor. It fails not because of missteps, but because of a refusal to make the necessary steps in the first place.

Writing - 0.5/2- Below Average

Characters - 0.5/2- Below Average

Cast Performance - 1.5/2 - Above Average

Visuals - 0.5/2 - Below Average

Audio - 1/2 - Average

4 out of 10 - My most hated show thus far.

#netlfix #netflix original #Paradise PD #Paradise P.D #Cartoons #Animation #2D Animation #Review #Film Review #TV review #brickleberry #Scrawnydutchman

[friedesgreatscythe]

Sure! In a non cult au how would the seeds seduce the deputy. If even if there was still a cult but it wasn't being all reaping and murdery

John would probably have the most success at actually knowing how to even strike up a conversation with ‘em, and he’d be a shameless flirt. Not invasive or intrusive or unwelcome, just clever enough to turn the tide of the conversation towards suggestiveness if he and the Deputy are at that level already. Charm and cleverness would be the key here. I feel like he’d be the sort who’d just be really attentive, interested in what they had to say, actually pay attention to what they say to bring it up later, and filter that through the aforementioned “suggestive and shamelessly flirtatious” behavior. He’d notice finer details and do thoughtful things that showed he was paying attention, and while this is sincere, it’s also with the intention of making himself wanted/needed. John’s got this desperate craving for approval, for being trusted and seen as important/special, so he’d do what he could to get the Deputy to see him that way, too. His seduction hinges on him being exactly what the Deputy wants because of how much he wants them.

Faith would also probably be pretty on the ball with it–you can’t manipulate people without knowing how they work, or how to talk to them, or how to get through to them in some way. She’d probably have to cool it with the drugs though (I can’t even imagine a sober Faith, can you?). A non!cult Faith would probably have stayed buddies with Tracey longer, so I can see her being more… well, healthy overall. Maybe she’s a little shy, but beneath that is a heart that’s really eager to be loved. In a similar way to John wanting to be needed by the Deputy, Faith would want to be their little princess and sweetheart. She’d listen to them, get them to confide in her, and then sorta turn that around so that she was being cared for as well. It’s canon that Faith knows how to make the people she Blesses feel special, like they’re the only one in the world that she loves and will always love, so a non!cult Faith might have that aspect of her in tact as well–she just wants to feel that way, too. So I guess she’d not really “seduce” as much as she’d comfort and romance.

Jacob has no idea how this shit works and would rather swallow glass than ask for help on it. He’d try to be as straightforward about it as possible (as if something like feelings can ever fully be rational). If he likes the Dep, he likes them, and if they’re close enough to have a conversation about it, then that’s what he’ll do. He’d Ron Swanson it: be efficient, to the point, or keep his shit to himself if he doesn’t think it’s the right time, or reciprocated, or even really going to work. That’s not to suggest he wouldn’t be sweet in his own way, but it would be more in how he talks to them and not trite stuff like buying gifts or whatever. I can also see him being a little old-fashioned about it–talking to them for a few times first at the Deputy’s place (maybe on her porch?) before he asks for a date officially. This direct but not blunt/callous approach would probably be charming regardless if that was his intention or not–there’s honestly something really appealing about a man who’s mature enough in his emotions and desires to discuss them with you without being presumptuous or skeezy. Plus it helps if he actually knows how to fucking communicate his feelings without assuming they’ll always be catered to.

Joseph probably wouldn’t seduce ‘em at all, not in the traditional sense. His methods might be so understated and slowburn-y that the Deputy wouldn’t even realize what he was after until something clicked into place in their head one day and they realized oh shit, he’s only like this with me. I can see him doing a mixture of everything else his siblings do: like some sort of old-fashioned courtship kinda stuff like Jacob (walks along the Henbane! Writing her letters!), paying attention to the finer details to let the Deputy know he was really focused on them like John, and comfort/romance them with trust and compassion like Faith. He might be a little slower to go through the paces, being a widower and all, but he’d still want to make this just right. I just have this really strong mental image of Joseph walking the Dep back to her door and kissing her goodnight and she just bursts out and goes “SPEND THE NIGHT IT’S BEEN THREE MONTHS OF THIS OH MY GOD.” He would, of course, spend the night–and make her coffee in the morning.

ETA: Seed seduction would involve a mixture of their own neediness/desires with them slowly sinking their hooks into the Deputy because s/he’s the target of their focus and fascination, and they don’t want to let ‘em slip away.

#headcanons #faith seed #jacob seed #john seed #joseph seed #Anonymous #krist answers

[irisavivi]

Repost @mncause4paws 💗Out of the Darkness, Into the Light💗 Close your eyes and imagine today thru the eyes of this sweet yellow lab. Buddy's last real memory of vision was in the final horrific moments just before his face was set on fire by a child. In the blink of an eye, his whole life changed. Because of the severity of his injuries, Buddy has spent the last 3 and a half months in total darkness due to the bandages to protect his wounds. It has been a very big day for Buddy and his extraordinary caregivers at Mississippi State College of Veterinary Medicine. For the first time, Buddy's bandages were changed without him being heavily sedated. His eyes were actually open and he was very aware. This photo captures that very moment for all of Buddy's Prayers Warriors and for all our supporters that donated so generously to his care. It was important to me that our Tunica Humane Society family be the first to see Buddy's miraculous healing. If you had seen what I have seen over the last few months, crying myself to sleep many nights, you would truly understand how far Buddy has come in his journey back to life. How beautiful he looks today. In answer to your thousands and thousands of prayers, YES, Buddy can still see. As Dr. Swanson described to me the moment Buddy gazed into her eyes for the first time, the moment he immediately jumped up on his caregivers to thank them for saving him... I was completely overcome with emotion and gratitude for all that was done to save him from the horrible abuse he endured. Buddy still needs some work on his eyelids, so that they blink properly and will better protect his eyes. And he is still healing in many ways. He will continue to stay at Mississippi State under Dr. Swanson's care until we are comfortable bringing him back to the Tunica Humane Society. But today was a huge turning point for this precious yellow lab. He can see again and his heart is happy... And our hearts are Rejoicing for him💕🐾 #buddystrong #buddyslaw #Tunicahs #Mississippi https://www.instagram.com/p/CSUn4dpj1Nk/?utm_medium=tumblr

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[weddinggownbyjames]

July 4, 2020, Becky and Jason celebrated the first day of their happily ever after at Beacon Hill! So glad to have you as a part of the Believe Bride Family! Here’s to many years of love, joy, and happiness. Cheers! The Big Day:Our wedding was everything I imagined it would be. At first I was a little disappointed that it would be smaller, but it ended up being low-stress, full of special touches, and a beautiful celebration of the long journey that led my husband and I to that day. Having it on the 4th of July turned out to be the perfect way to celebrate my husband's military service, one of his favorite holidays, and enjoy Spokane fireworks!I knew from the beginning that I wanted to incorporate as many small touches as I could. My grandmother was a big supporter of our relationship and unfortunately she died in April 2019, prior to our engagement. To include her in our wedding, I wore her pearls and I took several photos in her veil. We also included both of my grandmothers' favorite flowers (gladiolus and lillies) in my bouquet and our ceremony florals (thanks Tia at In Bloom Flower Farm for making that happen!). Our ring bearer was someone very special to me. I am a special education teacher, and he is one of my former students. We have an incredible story, and he and his family hold a special place in my heart. When the pandemic meant he could not attend in person, we were able to include him as a ring bearer from afar thanks to technology and the help of some wonderful friends. It was so special, and I will treasure that forever.Our wedding party was smaller than planned due to travel restrictions. Many of our friends are in the military, stationed across the U.S. While four of our dear friends were unable to stand with us in person, we wanted to include them as groomsmen and bridesmaids in absentia. We missed them, but their love and support was felt that day!What was your favorite part of your wedding?:I have several favorite parts of the wedding. My overall favorite part of the wedding was all of the love we felt, from those able to attend in person and from those celebrating from afar. It was so special to have people from different aspects of our lives come together to celebrate our love story and offer their love and support for our future together. That love was tangible in the air the entire day. Another favorite moment was walking down the aisle with my dad. He and I have always been very close, and we love to joke and laugh. Our walk together was no different. Most of the photos show us cracking jokes and laughing--classic us. Jason and I also decided to forego a first look; our first look was when I met him at the end of the aisle. I will never forget the look on his face. It was everything I hoped I'd see on my groom's face: love, joy, excitement, and the man I love so much. Special Memories: I surprised my dad for the father-daughter dance, and got him really good! I knew I didn't want to use a traditional song, so I went with an upbeat country song (Sneaky Snake by Tom T. Hall) that we used to dance to in the living room when I was little. I'd been keeping that a surprise since November. We loved getting to dance to a song that meant so much to us!While COVID changed a number of our wedding plans, it also created some special memories that I'll treasure forever. My grandfather was planning to attend but as a family we decided that him traveling on a plane was not best. Thanks to the staff at his assisted living facility, he and I were able to FaceTime before the ceremony. He of course noticed right away all the special touches I'd included to honor my grandma. While it wasn't quite as good as having him physically there, I'll always be grateful to be able to have that memory with him.We were able to honor a dear friend of ours with a couple of special touches at our wedding: he was our groomsman in memoriam and we gave a special toast. Wish you could have been there buddy! What advice would you give to future brides?:My mantra the day of the wedding was "No stress." Remembering that our day was a celebration of a new journey together kept me present in the moment, and not stressing about everything being perfect. Bring a journal everywhere as you're wedding planning and having your ceremony. You'll want to write down all of those memories and fun moments from picking out your dress, bridal shower, getting ready, and your special day itself. You won't regret it!Vendor Credit: Venue: Beacon Hill Events http://www.instagram.com/beaconhilleventsPhotographer: Danell Harrison http://www.instagram.com/labellebella.photographyDJ: Tim and Tina ColesVideo: Kelly Pendergest and Pam LungerCakes: Krystal HagertyFlorist: In Bloom Flower Farm http://www.instagram.com/inbloomspokaneMakeup: Kiss and Makeup http://www.instagram.com/kissandmakeup114Hair: Kristen Swanson http://www.instagram.com/kristen_thehairsultan

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#I Love Emma #submission

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[bisexual-horror-fan]

Not me thinking about getting drunk with Buddy Swanson and Sam Wescott at their apartment and being in the kitchen, playing some music and getting to watch an inebriated Buddy dance and bounce around while making drunk nachos to music he typically claimed to hate when he was sober.

And you and Sam just getting your life, knowing how fun it will be to tell him what he did last night the next day.

#BHF thoughts #BHF imagines #Buddy Swanson #Sam Wescott #BHF gifs #God bless Douglas Smith honestly tho #I just wanna have fun with those boys! #Poly!Camping Boys

[tinalbion]

Tina thank you for this! I have a spicy request for ya! Two dialog prompts, we got “You know, there wasn’t a single thing to eat in the kitchen until you walked in.” and pair that with “It’s okay, honey, you can pull my hair as hard as you want while I’m between your legs.” for...Drum roll please....BUDDY SWANSON! Gimmie that sweet cooking boy having some fun in the kitchen with the reader, doesn't have to be kept to just oral either, have fun with it, do whatcha want I TRUST YA! Love you! 🖤

UM HELL YES, YOU ARE THE FUCKIN QUEEN AND I CANNOT HANDLE THE PURE SEXUAL ENERGY THESE TWO LINES HAVE.

Seriously tho, I am so very excited to be writing for Buddy for the FIRST time ever and I really do hope I did the boy justice, I will admit I was nervous as fuck for this. I’m happy with the way it came out. 

Rating: Explicit

Words: 3.1k

Warnings: Sexual tension and innuendos, cunnilingus, kitchen sex, fingering

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“Chocolate”

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Summer was here and things were kicking off to a great start.

Whatever happened between you and your two new love interests only progressed further and at a fast rate, you weren’t expecting it to kick off as you did, but you weren’t going to be the one to complain at all. You finally had some time for yourself after you had escorted the campers off to their divided activities, watching as they all ran off and spread out into evenly dispersed groups, friends talking amongst one another. You smiled at the thought of the kids having the best summer they could all thanks to the staff at Camp Clear Vista. 

You had begun to make your way back to the main camp when you spotted Buddy walking into the back door of the kitchen, carrying a large box, but now that you had a moment, you were going to find out what it was. You needed the time to unwind and Buddy was more than a good enough distraction for you, so what was the harm in seeing what he was up to. You looked around and saw that everyone else had either gone back to their cabin or had been in a session with the kids, so you crept through the back door quietly, not alerting him of your presence just yet. 

He carefully removed the contents of the box and placed them on the freshly wiped down prep table, the bags, and small boxes spread out where Buddy could easily read everything. He muttered to himself and read off the ingredients as he hummed to himself, his attention focused on his task. Weaving in and around the kitchen, through the walk-in cooler and toward the cabinets, he was able to gather all he needed until he heard a small sound near the back of the kitchen. His head jerked up and that's when he noticed you standing there, arm resting confidently against the doorframe. 

"Oh, didn't realize I had a visitor," he teased with a reserved smirk, brushing his curls from his eye. 

"You seemed focused, didn't wanna disturb you when you're in the zone." You shot him back a playful grin and crossed your arms as you took a few steps towards the table. “Plus I may or may not have been looking for a snack, just finished up helping with setting up the nature hike groups. I’m famished.”

He finished setting down the measuring cups and looked up at you, his expression was almost unreadable. “You know, there wasn’t a single thing to eat in this kitchen until you walked in,” Buddy delivered the line smoothly, his hands already quick at work with the materials he had before him.

All you could do was laugh and shake your head in embarrassment, not wanting to show just how much you liked the line. "I can only imagine how long you've been wanting to use that line," you mused, leaning forward against the table. "Whatcha making?"

"Caramel marble brownies, I figured it would be a nice treat for the kids after dinner." Buddy had been too busy mixing everything to make direct eye contact, but you could see him peeking from the corner of his eye, his smile slowly growing. His mind was wandering like it normally did when you were in the vicinity, but he would play this out.

Your eyes lit up at the mention of baked brownies, the thought taking you back to childhood. It wasn’t until now that you realized it had been way too long since you enjoyed any real baked goods. Boxed ones just weren’t the same, so seeing as Buddy knew how to make them from scratch was a delightful tidbit that you didn’t know you needed to hear. 

“Oh, can I help?” you asked excitedly, clapping your hands together as you looked expectantly at him. 

He grimaced a little since he was rather protective of his workspace, but he knew you well enough that his kitchen would be in good hands, so with a sigh he slid the large silver mixing bowl your way. “You know how to make brownies from scratch?” he asked wistfully, taking a step behind you as you began to mix the ingredients together.

“I will admit, it’s been a while since I’ve made decent desserts, but with your skillful hand and willingness to teach, I’m sure I’ll be in good hands.” You smiled down at the bowl and then looked up to see Buddy staring at you, and it wasn’t just any stare, this was intense. You turned away quickly and tried to hide the obvious blush across your face.

Truth was, even though you two had already been intimate, Buddy just brought that side out in you and you were always so flustered with how dominant he could be. With Sam, it was soft and sensual, but with Buddy? Oh, it was on another level. You never complained nor would you ever, but there was just something about him today that was giving off more of an intimidating vibe. Moments later, you focused on him and he was concentrating on mixing together the melted caramel squares and evaporated milk together until it was combined well enough to make a thick enough caramel sauce. 

“You know, I always did like chocolate as a kid,” Buddy said as he slid the smaller bowl over toward you, “what about you? Any sweet treats you enjoyed as a kid?” He grabbed the ungreased pan from beside you and slowly started to spray the nonstick baking spray in all corners. 

You smiled and shrugged your shoulders. “Didn’t really appreciate it as a kid, I do know though, especially with desserts. Went out to a fancy dinner with the folks and they had a fondue fountain with fruits and whatnot to dunk in it. Nothing tasted better than strawberries covered in warm chocolate sauce.” 

Buddy listened intently as you described one of your favorite memories, your discovery of all fine things to do with dessert. He loved it when you talked about things you recalled back from your childhood, it was almost like he could live vicariously through you and erase his horrific memories. He took the bowl from you after you finished mixing the batter and inspected it carefully. 

“Good job, looks perfect. Wanna do the honors?” He held up the small spatula that was covered in the chocolate batter, the droplets spattering onto his hand. 

You nodded and grabbed the utensil from him, your tongue immediately licking up the layer of batter. Buddy watched you and bit his bottom lip so hard that he almost drew blood. You were oblivious until you went for the second lick and saw the fist he had resting on the prep table, your eyes darted up to meet his and you knew what he was thinking the moment your eyes met. The smile he gave you could have made you drop to the floor in an instant.

“You know, I wasn’t lying when I said there wasn’t anything to eat until you walked in,” Buddy recalled, licking the fallen batter off of his own hand while maintaining eye contact with you. His smirk, damn, that smirk he gave you only made you weak in the knees. 

“And what exactly are you implying, Buddy?” 

He set the spatula down and firmly spun you around with his hand on your shoulder, pushing you against the table as he pressed in between your legs, a concentrated look in his eyes as they peeked out at you through his curls. “Oh I think you know what I’m implying,” he growled as his hands slowly began to slide under your camp counselor shirt, the hem of your bra just above where his fingers stopped. “But that all depends on you.” He reached in and dipped his finger in the batter, licking it off painfully slowly as you watched. He gauged your reaction and knew damn well you couldn’t resist.

Without even dwelling on it, you nodded your head and quickly pulled him into a heated kiss, his lips already making you melt as his hands began to undo your jeans button. He easily lifted you from the table and onto your feet so he could properly dispose of your clothing, but then it was right back onto the prep table with you as his fingers slowly made their way in and out of you, his lips never breaking away from yours. 

With just his touch he could have you undone in minutes and Buddy knew this, but he needed to be sure you were worked up enough, he loved seeing you like this because of him. He reached over toward the bowl and dipped his two fingers inside, gathering a bit of the batter on his fingertips, and he placed them against your lips as soon as he pulled away. Fuck, this was so hot, who knew Buddy was so into this? 

Your mouth was sucking on his fingers, holding in your moans and cries that you so desperately wanted to release, but you had no intentions of getting caught by a bunch of kids or the rest of the camp staff. You focused on the chocolate as his other hand continued to pump into you, a third finger finally curling within you, your moan just a bit too loud. Buddy removed his fingers from your mouth and looked down at you, his gaze a little too mischievous for your taste. 

“If you’re too loud, you’ll get us caught, then we’ll have to stop. Surely you don’t want that?” His toe was so mocking that it just made you even more of a mess, but you pouted and nodded your head in agreement, you surely didn’t want that.

He touched your bottom lip with the fingers that had been in you, his smile growing as he watched you suck them clean without him having to say a word. The sound that came from him was almost animalistic as you kept eye contact while you finished cleaning his fingers, then he went in for another sloppy kiss. His mouth slowly began to trail down your jaw and then made its way to your breasts as he lifted your shirt, your moans a lot more silent for the moment. 

Again, his hand dipped into the bowl and smeared the batter over your breasts, watching as the liquid threatened to drip down and ruin your nice, clean bra, but his tongue was lapping it up before it did. Buddy made sure to take his time with this as he only ended up licking some of it off, the rest smearing even further across your skin. You giggled as he made it a point to suck on as much of your skin as he could before getting to the main course. You figured it wouldn’t hurt to help yourself to the mix and scooped a little from the bowl, moaning against your fingers as Buddy nipped at your sensitive flesh. He pulled away and went lower, kissing your inner thighs softly and again nipping at your skin, your cute little yelps filled the kitchen.

 You didn’t expect it to happen so suddenly but Buddy’s mouth had made it to your heat, and his tongue dragged up your slit in a slow motion, causing your legs to shake, a drew out ‘fuck’ escaped you. He was merciless as he continued to eat you out, his hands grabbing firmly at your plush thighs while he swirled his tongue around, your body jerked every so often from the sheer pleasure. The contrast of the chilled table and the warmth of his tongue was almost too much to take at once. 

Your fingers curled into his hair, gripping it ever so slightly to guide him to where you wanted to feel him. You felt the small chuckle vibrate against you and you were almost in over your head, your head was thrown back and you moaned out his name. Those fingers that ran through his curls never eased up and he had to admit that he loved when you showed him just how much you were enjoying yourself.

Buddy pulled away for a moment, licking his lips as your slick coated his chin, his eyes looking you over. “Oh I’m not done yet, but it’s okay honey, you can pull my hair as hard as you want while I’m between your legs,” he muttered with a shit-eating grin. 

Before you could respond to him, he was back to pleasing you with his tongue, stopping your thoughts before you could even form them, and you couldn’t help the moan that did follow. To hell with being quiet, he was making it more than difficult to behave, but the kids were far enough away that you shouldn’t have to worry about it. The thought was far from your head within seconds as he continued to make you squirm, your mouth hanging open and your eyes rolled back, you were feeling absolute bliss. 

“Oh God, Bud-dyyyy,” you cried out, “please, just -fuck- keep going!”

You weren’t going to last much longer though and Buddy knew it, so he sped up his actions and thrust his tongue in, swirled it along your lips, sucking up your wetness that threatened to spill down your legs. He was hungry and he needed you to cum. Your grip on his hair only tightened the closer you got, your legs shaking like crazy as you whispered his name in warning, but you couldn’t even tell him. You cried out, breathless and panting as your cum coated the lower half of his face, but he didn’t mind one bit as he attempted to lick it from his lips, the rest he wiped off on one of the hand towels that was closeby. 

Buddy chuckled as he stood before you and slid his hand behind your neck, bringing you up to kiss him. You tasted yourself on him and moaned against him, his smile only widening. 

“Damn, that was-”

“Who said I was finished?” Buddy interrupted. 

You looked at him and bit your lip, wondering what else he had in store for you, but there was no waiting around with him. He already had you positioned over the table, bent and spread for him like a goddamn meal. His hand slowly slid its way down from your side to your hip, then his hand made contact with your ass as he gave it a playful but solid smack. A yelp followed by laughter; you were having way too much fun. Buddy had unbuttoned his pants and allowed himself to spring free, rubbing it against your soaked lips while one of his hands slid under your bra, grabbing your breast. 

“It’s my turn now, babe,” he whispered into your ear. 

Prodding your entrance with his hard-on, he slowly slid within you and groaned as he felt you clench around him. ‘Oh fuuuck,” he sighed. 

His hands were gripping your hips as he pushed into you, stretching you out until he was buried deep within you, just relishing in the feeling of you wrapped around him. The more he fucked you, the more labored his breath became and he was having too much of a good time feeling you beneath him, but when you pushed against him and rolled your hips it was almost too much for him. He stopped as his hands roamed along your sides, sliding down to your ass as he pushed you forward slightly, watching as he slid out of you slowly. Buddy picked up the pace again and he kept one hand on your hip while the other reached around and gently began to rub your clit, and you let out a whimper while he placed more pressure on it, causing your sounds to grow even louder.

“Bud-dyyyy, please, fuck,” you begged, your eyes fluttering as you tried your best to bite your tongue, but he was close and you could feel it. 

You didn’t know how long you two had been at it but you knew that the kids would be back pretty soon, and the thought of being caught by one of the other counselors wasn’t on your list of plans, but the very thought of it only made the tingling in your spine grow. Buddy began to grunt as he rested his chest against your back so he could fuck you as deep as he possibly could, the feeling of you clenching down on him only made him thrust harder into you. 

“Fuck, I’m not gonna last much longer,” he warned against your ear.

His hand on your clit didn’t stop either as he mercilessly slammed into you, and within minutes, you came undone around him. You couldn’t stop the loud moan that followed your orgasm, the pleasure washing over you as you leaned fully onto the prep table to catch your breath, but thankfully Buddy followed close behind and came deep inside you, the movement of his finger against your clit slowed until he finally pulled away. You were both panting and heaving as you stood there as you allowed your high to fade, and Buddy slowly pulled out of you as he placed several kisses against your back, then fixed his pants and turned you around to help with yours, the intensity of the moment still feeling a bit high.

He looked down at you and laughed almost a little too loudly, something you hadn’t heard him really do around you. “What? What is it?” you asked in confusion, your hand instinctively wiping at your face.

Buddy shook his head through his laughter and sighed while he reached for a bit more of the brownie batter, then gently booped it onto your nose. “You got a little something on ya, Y/N,” he teased.

What both of you hadn’t expected was Sam to walk in, blissfully unaware of what just transpired moments prior, walking into the kitchen as he hummed a song and dug into the employee fridge to grab his lunch. He smiled as he saw you two and looked at your face, a large smile across his. He stepped up close to you and swiped your nose, taking some of the batter with him. 

Sam popped the batter into his mouth and chuckled lightly. “Hey Buddy, hey Y/N, ya missed a bit. I’ll see you guys later” And with that, he was gone again, getting back to his group of kids. 

You both watched as he walked out of the kitchen, completely unaware, or so you thought, and you couldn’t help but bust out into a fit of laughter with Buddy shaking his head as he wore the biggest grin you’ve ever seen. You really had been one of the luckiest people on the planet to land such a great pair of guys. 

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[f1nalboys]

KINKTOBER DAY TWENTY-FOUR ; PREDATOR/PREY

Sam Wescott and Buddy Swanson x GN!Reader

WORD COUNT: 551

WARNINGS: nsfw, predator/ prey dynamics (duh), threats of violence, slight blood play?, mention of carving their name into your skin, threesome, violence but in a sexy way, reader gets called a whore and a slut, can be read as dub-con but not written that way/full consent, brief mention of ‘letting’ the reader live but in a sexy way, not proofread

The woods were thick, confusing, and it didn’t take long until you were completely lost. You had no idea where you were and, worst of all, you had no idea where they were. When you had started to run you had heard them, had heard their laughter and their taunting, but lost their voices within five minutes. You knew better than to think you had escaped them.

“Gotcha.” You hear him before you feel his arms wrap around your body, tackling you into the forest floor. The wind is knocked out of you and you don’t put up much of a struggle as he straddles you and shoves your head into the dirt. You try to figure out who is on top of you, their hands rough against your skin. “C’mere and look at ‘em, man.”

It was Buddy. He shifted his weight on you and you took your chance, attempting to knock him off of you. He falls onto his back with a startled curse and you struggle to your feet, preparing to launch yourself back into the forest, when Sam grabs your hair. His grip is tight and he jerks your head back, his knee coming to land in the middle of your back, forcing you back onto the ground.

The pressure on your ribs begins to hurt and you whimper only to be met with a harsh laugh. “Caught you off guard, Bud?” Sam asks and Buddy scoffs, walking over to stand in front of you. He squats, tilting his head with a scowl. Your eyes squeeze shut as Sam pulls your head up more, the stretch on your throat unbearable, and whispers into your ear. “God, I loved chasing you. Couldn’t stop thinking about all the things we’d do to you once we caught you.”

“Sam couldn’t shut up about what you��d look like covered in your own blood.” Buddy says coolly and Sam simply hums in agreement, releasing your hair and letting your head fall back onto the soft dirt. Buddy’s hand replaces his and he holds you down while Sam starts to cut away at your shorts. “Don’t squirm. Unless you want him to see you in your blood…”

You still, heart beating fast, the sound of ripping fabric sounding alarm bells through your head. The summer air was cool against your newly-revealed flesh and Sam’s hands kneaded your ass roughly. “Would love to cut my name on your ass. I want everyone to know who you belong to now; look at you, you aren’t even putting up a fucking fight. You want this just as badly as we do, don’t you, whore?”

Sam’s voice was deeper than normal and he was saying the things you would’ve expected to come from Buddy. Sweet, shy, kind Sam was calling you a whore, fantasizing about carving his name into your flesh. Your eyes look over to Buddy, who was on his knees in front of you now, and he smiles. “Seem’s Sammy is really into chasing and taking what’s his. I don’t think you’re gonna get out of here without a few scratches. Now,” The distinct sound of a zipper from behind you has your eyes widening. “Take both of us like the filthy fucking slut we know you are and we’ll think about letting you live.”

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