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levixreader · 3 years

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(Lemon!Modern!AU) Levi x Reader- Dirty Talking - Revenge

Your hands tingled a little, itching slightly at the tip of your fingers. You felt nervous. Unconsciously you pulled down your dress. Perhaps this hadn't been your greatest idea. Levi would be so angry if he ever found out. The tingling moved to the base of your stomach. Half of you wanted him to see you and half of you wanted him to never know about your outing. Fucking butterflies. They were fluttering your stomach to Sweden. It wasn't that bad. It was just a stupid dress after all. And it hadn't entirely been your idea. More like 20% you and 80% Hanji. Yeah, it was all Hanji's fault. "This dress is perhaps a little too short", you thought when even tugging it wouldn't let it pass your midthigh. You inhaled deeply trying to sedate your somersaulting guts. Levi couldn't kill his future wife, could he?

You closed your eyes releasing the stupid animals in your stomach as you exhaled. Even you, who enjoyed dressing provocatively, had to admit that this was pushing it a little over the line. But it wasn't like Levi didn't deserve it. It had been a week since your engagement. Well, secret, engagement. No one really knew he had proposed. People didn't even know you were dating. At this point, however, wasn't it too much to keep hiding it from people? You were getting married!

You understood him, for the most part. He was a very private person and didn't like people meddling in his business. You were sure that he wouldn't have even told Hanji, Erd or Erwin about you two dating if they hadn't found out accidentally. You felt a faint blush colour your cheeks. Now that was a story for another day. Today was about showing up Levi. It wasn't like you hadn't brought up just coming clean, to which he had responded, "How is that any of their business?". Maybe this would give him a reason. He knew you had the dress and what better occasion to use it for clubbing?

"You okay?", Petra asked noticing your blush. You blushed deeper realising you had been caught mid-thought. "Yeah!", you answered a tad too fast, which in turn made one of her eyebrows hiked upward in amusement. She laughed teasingly. Currently, you were in a taxi, a girl taxi, with Petra and Hanji. The office had organised a night out at the new restaurant; Sina. It was like an unofficial office outing. Most of you were friends and would hang out after hours, so it wasn't so out of character to finally go on a night out together.

Of course, Levi knew about it. He had also been invited too. But you knew from the moment they had invited you that he would not go. And perhaps it had been a lucky break, for you, that he actually had dinner with a client and Erwin. He could be a grandpa at times, always opting to stay home in what he referred to as "peace and some fucking quiet". You, on the other hand, loved going out. You had loved bar hopping, dancing on tabletops and in general, just liked partying. The last time you had gone out partying had been when you met Levi. So almost a year and a half ago. You needed a good night out and Sina was the perfect place to just let go. It was a new-ish restaurant that became a club after 11.

"Who are you blushing for?", Petra insisted poking your cheek playfully. This made Hanji turn to look at both of you smirking, an evil smirk. "Yeah, who's got you so hot and bothered?", Hanji questioned. Evil, that woman was evil. "I'm not hot and bothered!", you defended blushing heatedly. Hanji knew a story or two about your misadventures with Levi. "Evvvvvil", you thought. "That's not what your cheeks are saying", Hanji added her smirk widening. This made your hands shoot up to your face to cover your burning cheeks. "Who is it?", Petra asked adding wood to the fire. Hanji giggled in satisfaction. She loved putting you in an awkward position. She knew you and Levi weren't public and she loved making both of you try to find a way out of people's stupid meddling. Well, it was mostly you, no one really questioned Levi. They wouldn't be there long enough to do so.

"No one!", you insisted still covering your cheeks. "Liesss", Hanji said tauntingly. "Haji do you know something I don't?", Petra asked pouting, turning to look at Hanji. Hanji smiled an evil, wicked smile. All you could do was shake your head furiously, which only made her smile grow. "Maybe", she said giggling. Petra scowled and turn to look at you, "Why are you keeping secrets?", she asked poignantly looking at you, "Is it someone from the office?". You were screwed, oh so very screwed. It was one thing to deflect questions, lying was an entirely different story.

"We're here", The cab driver called out and sure enough, the restaurant was but a few metres away from where he was parking. Before they could say anything else, you quickly opened the car door and stepped out. "In a rush?", Hanji called out still inside the cab. "Suspicious", Petra added getting out of the cab. "Guys!", you moaned a little tired of the interrogation. "Relax, we'll stop teasing you", Petra said smiling and pushing playfully your shoulder. "Yeah yeah, for now anyway", Hanji corrected making Petra chuckle. They both walked ahead of you making their way to the bouncer at the entrance of the restaurant.

You exhaled, loudly, at that. Sometimes you could make yourself such an easy target. "Wait guys!", you called out trotting in your 5-inch heels. Man, you were so out of practice. You used to be able to wear heels hours on end. The two women simply giggled as you reached them. "Reservation for Ackerman", Hanji said to the bouncer.

You could feel your blood drain.

Did she just say, Ackerman?

Fuck.

The bouncer knocked on the door. A girl appeared with a tablet in hand. She greeted your group. "For Ackerman", Hanji repeated. "Fuck, fuck, fuck", you thought. Stupid, evil Hanji. "Is the captain coming?", you whispered very nervously to Petra. She looked at you deviously, "And if he was?", she asked in a curious tone. "I didn't know", you said trying to appease her curiosity. "Aha", she responded still looking at your suspiciously. "So, is he coming?", you asked again looking away. Petra smirked, "No, he just made the reservation", she finally answered, "Don't worry, we've all been there", she added placing a hand on your shoulder. What did that mean?

"Ah yes, there are already a few people waiting for you already", the hostess said, the bounder opened the door so that the three of you could follow her. You. Mindlessly followed behind Petra. What did she mean by they have all been there? Levi had told you he had dated here and there but never from the office. Did she mean he had just done it with them? Nothing official? How many people from the office had he slept with? You worked with these people every day! Was this why he didn't want to disclose your relationship?

You felt dizzy.

"Here you go", the hostess said showing you to the large booth-like table. The rest of Levi's team and Erd were already sitting with a couple of empty glasses on the table. "You made it", Erd called out seeing Hanji next to the hostess. "About time", Aurou added, trying and to a certain degree succeeding in imitating Levi. "Don't look at me, we had to wait for this firecracker", Haji said pulling you to the front. You unconsciously tugged again at your dress whilst looking down a little embarrassed. Someone at the table cleared their throat. "We-well it's fine, you're here now", Erd added. You could feel a slight blush coating your face. Stupid four eyes. Hanji laughed, "It takes time to look like she does", she said scooting inside the booth. "H-Hey!", you protested sitting next to her. "You do look nice", Eren remarked kindly from his seat. "Eren you're barking at the wrong tree", Hanji commented still chuckling making Eren blush. "That's not how I meant it!", He opposed. "Sure", Hanji said dismissively, "We're ordering tequila", she said enthusiastically finally changing the topic. "Hell yeah!", Erd joined finishing whatever drink he had been sipping.

After the little scuffle, the night had continued more casually. You had caught a few of the guys stealing a glance or two your way, which was innocent enough. You were still circling what Petra had said earlier. We have all been there. And to that tune, you had were on shot number 9. At least dinner had been amazing. It was a course type dinner, and for every course, you better believe that you had at least two shots. After the first 5 shots, you felt your embarrassment melt away and you felt a lot more relaxed. By shot 7 you actually started to enjoy yourself.

"We should dance", You suggested, you felt as if you were brimming with confidence. "I like this (y/n)", Erd added, passing you the bit of tequila that was left. You didn't bother pouring it, you grabbed the bottle and finished the bit that was still left in the bottle. "Woooooo", Hanji cheered. Petra and Jinn simply laughed at the antiques of the table. "Oi Waiter, bring the third one!", Hanji shouted. The waiter winked at her. This was the second tequila bottle the group had finished. Everyone was pretty tipsy and at this point, it felt as if you'd known these people for all your life.

It was by now after 11, the staff had moved the centre tables to reveal a light floor that would change from red to blue lights. The lights had been dimmed down and the music became louder.

"We're taking the bottle to the dance floor", Hanji announced when the waiter arrived with a freshly chilled tequila bottle. "YES!", Petra said surprising everyone. "You guys go ahead", Jinn said excusing himself. "You guys are no fun, common Petra, (y/n)", Hanji said half pouting. Aurou simply stared in disapproval.

Petra ushed you out of the table. You had missed this. You had missed fun drunk you. Your best nights had been like this one. "Stupid Levi", you thought. Why couldn't he be more fun? You doubt he would be here dancing with you. If you had somehow convinced him to come, he would have stayed behind at the table and then force you to leave early. Not today though. Today you were going to have a lot of fun. After all, he had had his share of fun with apparently everyone in the office. "Stupid Levi", you thought again., "Screw him".

You smirked and ran after Petra in your 5-inch black heels. ''Yes, screw him'", you reassured yourself. As you reached the dance floor, the lights neon lights became stronger, blinding you for a moment as you stepped into the lited floor. The liquor was really getting to you now. Suddenly, the image became more or less clearer, well clear enough for you, to distinguish a massive crowd of people dancing to the pounding music, which seemed to be coming from the ceiling. The three of you started dancing, simply feeling the music.

"Wow, I didn't know you could move like that", Petra half screamed passing you the bottle. "My parents made me take gymnastic classes", You said winking going down to the floor bouncing your ass tilting the bottle down to your mouth.

"Is that so?", a masculine voice asked from behind you.

You froze.

No.

No fucking way.

"Captain", Petra said coving her mouth.

Fuck.

You turned to look at him still down on the floor. He was pissed. His arms were crossed and he looked as if a vein would pop in his neck. "Levi", you breathed out, your eyes wide as plates. His nose flared up. "If you're done giving a show to the whole place, get up", he ordered gritting his teeth. You stared up at him still frozen in place. He glared down at you, "Are you waiting for me to pick you up or what", he was angry. So very angry.

You shot right up. That was a bad idea. Your dress had hiked up dangerously high. Levi's eyes scanned you, narrowing, even more, every inch he met. If he was angry before, he was furious now. You followed his eyes and finally noticed the dark material too high for comfort. Too obviously you pulled down your dress, which wasn't much of change. This just made him deepen his frown. "Erwin! Hi!", Hanji waved to the man behind your fiancé. Levi took this chance to grab your arm and whisper in your ear, "What the hell are you wearing?", You felt his grip tightened on your arm. You swallowed air.

Wait.

Why were you nervous. You had done nothing wrong. He was the one who didn't like going out. He was the one who had done half the office. He was the one who wanted to hide you.

"A sexy ass dress", you answered a little too loud. "Uuuuu", Hanji commented having had caught your reply. Petra was still greeting half drunkenly Erwin. "She looks hot, doesn't she?", Hanji added squeezing your right boob. You chuckled with Hanji but Levi... Levi wanted to cut Hanji's hand clean off. His grip tightened even further. "She's a real price", Hanji continued, "I mean you should see how many guys I've had to fend off". This made you giggle even more until, "Ouch!", you said trying to free your wrist from his grip. "Calm down midget, we've behaved", Hanji defended. "Zoe, come here", Erwin called looking at Levi sizzle in anger. "Show me to the table", He half commanded. "Sure thing!", she sloppily started marching back to the table.

"Is this your big idea of a 'night out' ", Levi gritted his teeth. It was your turn to glare at him. "I haven't done anything wrong", you hissed back. His jaw clenched, his nose flaring up again, "So you wouldn't mind if I danced with other women?", he taunted. You look impassive, your face challenging him, "Not like you haven't done half the office".

Red, that's all you could see.

"What?", he asked confusion all over his face. "I know all about it", you continued crossing your arms. This only pushed your breasts upwards, half of them already spilling out of your dress. "You're drunk, we're leaving", he stated leaning forward in an attempt to grab your arm again. "No", you said moving backwards, "Petra said 'We've all been there ". He looked puzzled. "We're leaving", he insisting attempting once more to grab your arm. "No, I'm not leaving", you said moving back again, "I want to stay". He sighed exasperated, "You're talking nonsense, and you're about to trip and fall on those heels", he tried to reason. "Is that all you can say?", you asked angrily. "What else do you want me to say? That you look like a prostitute?", he answered equally as angry. "I do not!", you said placing your arms on your hips. Levi's hand shot up to your chest. "You idiot!", he shouted, pushing down your breast. You blushed, hard. You had garnered some attention from onlookers, and he was basically groping you. He looked around glaring at every man that looked your way, you swear you could hear him growl.

"Levi", you called out, still blushing. "What!", he barked reaching his patience limit. "You're groping me", you said shyly. He looked down at his hand. "So?", he said closing the distance between you two. "People are staring", you said quietly. "I know", he said squeezing your breast harder. You moaned. You could feel your body becoming hotter. You could feel his body nearing you until he was next to your ear. "Did you want to provoke me?", he asked and then he bit you. He bit you. You blushed even more. His teeth played with your earlobe. "You gave every man here a show", he continued breathing shallowly against your ear, "I'll have to correct that", he growled into your ear. Your heart was pumping twice as fast, your hands were sweating and your lips... Your felt as if your lips were on fire. "I'm going to fuck you so hard that you won't ever forget who you belong to", he whispered in a low tone, his hand giving another squeeze to your already abused breast. "You know what I want to do?", he continued whispering, his free hand cupping your ass, "I want to fuck you in front of all these people", his fingers dug into the fabric, "Do you think I'm joking?", he asked rhetorically his hand going underneath your dress caressing the back of your thigh. You took a sharp inhale. "He wouldn't", you thought. "I'm going to fuck you with my fingers", he announced, his hand reaching your ass. "Levi! No!", you pleaded feeling his fingers move your underwear to the side, exposing you. "You think you can go out in this dress and I won't punish you?", he said rather severely. You moaned when you felt his middle finger enter you. He smirked. "Levi please", you begged when you felt him slowing down. "You were the one who didn't want to leave", he replied pushing a second finger in.

"Captain! (y/n)!", a female voice called out. It was Petra and behind her Eren, Aurou and Jinn. Levi turned to look at them his eyes narrowing. "Fuck that", he growled in your ear. He took his fingers out of you, earning a whine from you. He grabbed your hand and started making his way opposite your friends. "I could have sworn they were around here somewhere", You could hear Petra say.

Once Levi felt you were far enough, he pushed you against a dark corner, harshly. His right leg was between yours; his chest was crushing yours. You felt as if your legs would give out. You wanted him. You wanted him now. "Lev-", you started but he put a finger up to your lips. "Who said you could speak?", he warned, anger still lingering in his voice. You swallowed nothing. "When I said I would fuck you in public I meant it", he said lifting your dress enough for his hand to find you again. You bit your lip feeling his fingers inside you once again. This man was going to be the death of you. You moaned quietly with every touch. "Was this your plan?", he asked between pants. Your face was resting on his shoulder. "You wanted me to fuck you?", he continued. You locked your arms around his neck for support, something was building up inside of you, and he and you knew exactly what it was. "Tell me you want me inside you", he ordered. You bit down his shoulder trying to stifle a loud moan. "Say it", he insisted. You couldn't even speak, you wanted to just melt in his hand. "I'll stop if you don't obey", he warned. "Ahh ahh", you moaned in his neck, no longer caring if someone heard you or not. "Say it!", he commanded. "I, I want, you, you inside, me!", you screamed. He smirked, pushing one last time his fingers.

You felt undone.

You came coating his fingers and hand. He smirked, creating a small space between the both of you. "Good girl", he whispered helping you up.

"Captain!", a male voice called out for Levi. It was Jinn. "Yes?", Levi casually asked as his subordinate reached you. "Is everything alright? We've been looking for you and (y/n)", he said a little concerned. Levi used his head to point at you, still holding yourself against the wall. "I've been taking care of this one, she's drunk", he said half glaring at you. But at this point, you didn't care. You had came so hard you didn't think you could walk.

"I don't think she can walk", Levi said. "I'll carry her", Jinn offered taking a step in your direction. "It's alright. I'll take care of her", Levi said using his leg to stop Jinn. "Are you sure Captain?", Jinn asked probably not wanting to burden Levi. Levi nodded in reassurance, "Yeah, I'll make sure she is well taken care of, trust me", he said looking down at you.

Oh, you were in for a long night.

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violet-t-9 · 3 years

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Checking in on my (not very realistic) wish list for episode 133

1. Continued dungeon crawl starting with a relatively easy victory against the frost salamander thingy.

Fjord you battle genius! That was pretty easy I totally knew it-oh never mind lol there is another one. Also, Capeleb my beloved. Still pretty easy first combat though considering they took both salamanders out in 2 rounds.

2. They discover more about the nature of the “coldness” they experience in the ruins that keeps making them do constitution checks (is it just the brown mold? I don’t trust it).

I mean, seems like regular brown mold to me at this point! We got a full explanation of their effects as well! (Still don’t trust it though.)

3. Maybe they can discover some more cool relics/clues to what happened to Aeor, the nine eyes, its history or arcane and this mysterious ward.

They found the city proper! Cool stuff. They also found mummified bodies and pretty architecture. A weird body with metallic features and runes! A smooth orb power core? Weird blue and teal lights and dome. Who is that woman?

4. Confirm (via commune perhaps, let’s go team clerics) that the TT are in fact still gathering their crests/just got them so M9 still have some time to relax/plan.

Yay Jester! Go Jester! Shoot they are less than a day away though... but they still got some time to rest/plan. At least Trent and Co. are not pursuing close. Ah never mind they are actually here-

5. Seeing more of Essek’s cool dunamancy spells in combat and for other things (Matt please give me more of that delicious dunamantic flavour yum), also seeing his other fancy magical items.

Magnify Gravity hype! Magic missile description was also cool (love the colour scheme)! Sending stones made an appearance again! (Rip those rangers)

6. I will continue waiting for the Essek and Caleb one-on-one conversation until it happens eventually (manifesting). (Bonus: Essek meets winter Frumpkin)

Yes! It happened! They talked, in private. Literally everything I have ever wanted for weeks now, thank you critical role.

7. More Essek realization moments as he gets more and more convinced that he is surrounded by super powerful idiots. (Bonus: Essek gets either super impressed by M9′s battle skills or joins in their fun afterwards)

I’m counting the Capeleb moments lol, low int Capeleb is low int. (Again, Capeleb my beloved.) Also Essek joined them in their heroes’ feast and expressed his love of beef stew so I’m going to assume he had fun.

8. Finding a place they see fit, coming up with and deciding on a tangible plan for ambushing the TT and actually setting up the traps. (Bonus: discover the place where the TT plans to use to go to the astral sea)

I love ambush planning! They actually set stuff up! Wonderful wonderful. Did not expect them to actually confront the TT so soon, but hey, 3 down 2 to go. The real problem is the bonus part.

9. Widogast’s Nascent Nein-Sided Tower (with renovations) the next night (let Essek see it before fighting the TT, come on). (Bonus: water slide woooooo)

Ayyyy “impressive” indeed! Caleb even gave Essek a short tour. What fun that this episode just keeps delivering. Water slides even got an honorary mention (they are in the rooms of requirements).

10. Dome cuddle pile shenanigans on this night, maybe some more one-on-one conversations between people on watch. (Bonus: the couples cuddle)

I mean technically yeah there was the dome too! Essek and Fjord had a very intense one-on-one conversation that I loved... so I’m counting it.

11. No more red eyes on Beau and Caleb in their long rest (I’m still hoping that their amulets are helping with that, honestly though that’s unlikely).

Well they never got a long rest, but no red eyes I guess so l will take it.

12. Caleb (from casting polymorph) and Veth’s (from spider climb) wild magic rolls from last episode have their effects revealed. (Bonus: the effects turn out to be not horrible or harmful for them)

I mean, no news is good news! They have been using a lot of magic but are fine so far. Hope that they keep getting the casual “you are fine”.

13. Fjord and Jester having more powerful battle couple moments (since last episode they were being very cute and flirty). (Bonus: Jester heals or refuses to heal Fjord)

Fjord and Jester were such a battle couple this episode! All the fire damage from Fjord, spiritual weapon and toll the dead from Jester. It was really awesome to see. They also went in first against the TT!

14. Yasha and Beau having more cute and flirty moments (since last episode they were being a super powerful battle couple). (Bonus: they kiss)

“Come on babe this is the hottest you have been” lol it worked! The strength check worked guys! It’s the power of love. Beau also gave Yasha a little kiss!

15. Cad and Veth each gets at least one nice RP moment or battle moment (would love to see them interact more honestly, they have an interesting dynamic).

Cad got to fly around Aeorian town as a stealth agent, fun! Veth had a little moment with Caleb when they were doming up. Also, she got to kill Otis, so I’m sure she is pretty happy right about now.

16. At least one of the party members gets tempted by a strange, powerful or magical item/location/opportunity etc. and attempts to push the button.

I mean, Fjord was really tempted by exploring the rest of the Aeorian cityscape. Who could blame him though.

17. Everybody stays relatively happy and very much alive by the end of this episode (probably will end on a terrifying cliffhanger, AGAIN).

Hey, I will take that as a win! The cat-and-mouse game starts again, except this time they are the ones on the offensive! Most impressive.

Score: 14/17 fulfilled, this episode fulfilled almost everything on my wish list and delivered even more excitement! Wow, what an episode. I’m so excited for how this is going to turn out!

#cr spoilers #c2e133 #critical role spoilers #critical role #the mighty nein #manifest list

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self-shipper-snowdrop · 4 years

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Good Together; Day One - Nap

I was originally gonna draw but it’s late and I forgot in my dress-obsessed haze SO plz take this quick, probably typo-full fanfic instead!!!! Partly because I am 5 seconds away from sleep lmao

I did this one with my secret f/o Leo because 1) he lazy© and would 2000% try to nap with me constantly and 2) I can get away with calling him Leo because it sounds like an actual name so!!!! Story ahoy woooooo!

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“Bronwen…”

She ignored him. Now wasn’t the time for this, it was the time to study. With a test tomorrow, Bronwen knew that if she wanted to do well, then she absolutely needed to take some time studying. Okay, sure, she’d been at this for three hours a day for a week at least and was probably fine, but that didn’t mean more studying wouldn’t help!

“Hey, kitten, pay attention to me.”

“Leo, I’m busy.” Bronwen sighed, flipping the page and reading over the next section of the history textbook, “And you should be too, seeing as we’re in the exact same class. Have you even studied at all?”

He shrugged in response, sitting upright from his space on the bed nearby, “Eh. Not much. I don’t need to, that class is easy.”

Bronwen had to repress the extremely strong urge to sigh and bury her head in her hands.

“Besides, I don’t want to study, I want to spend time with you. So why don’t you come over here?” Leo said, but after a moment of silence stood up and slowly started walking towards her, “…Or do I have to come to you?”

“Leo, love, I’m trying to study.” Bronwen stated, “The test is tomorrow, I don’t have time to rest. I can’t rest until I’m done.”

“…No. I’m not having that.”

Bronwen shrieked in shock when she was effortlessly pulled out of her seat and into Leo’s arms, even despite her protests and attempts to break free, she just ended up rather unceremoniously dumped onto the plush matress as she continued to try and emphasize how much she felt she had to study. She can’t rest! She isn’t allowed! She needs to get through this! But Leo just laid down right beside her, pulling the blanket over them before pulling her close to him. Bronwen’s face turned a bit red, but she couldn’t say that the feeling of his face buried in her hair didn’t bring a slight smile to her face.

“I-I can’t rest yet! I need to work more! Leo!” Bronwen tried to persuade him, but his grip just tightened a bit, silencing her swiftly.

“This isn’t just because I’m tired, you know. Although your complaining is making that worse…” He remarked with a teasing tone, before switching to a more serious one, “I know you haven’t been sleeping. Everyone does. So, you’re fixing that. Now.”

Bronwen tensed a bit, but as his fingers ran through her hairs she was quick to relax again.

“You’re my girlfriend and I’m not going to let you overwork yourself. Besides, it’s been to long. I’m tired and want you here- that should be enough already.” Leo stated, “So sleep. You’re not going anywhere until my nap is done, at least.”

Bronwen stopped for a second but smiled a bit brighter as she wrapped her arms around Leo- gently returning the hug, and feeling her eyes grow heavy as all of the exhaustion hit her at once. Had she really been holding all that back, just for some test? Maybe she should listen to Leo once in awhile about this king of thing…”

“I guess… I am a bit… sleepy…”

Just like that, she was gone, eyes closed as dreams stole her away- faster than expected, but also wasn’t complaining. Instead, he chuckled holding her even closer and kissing the top of her head softly.

“Rest up. You’ll need to be prepared for tomorrow.” He muttered, losing his own eyes soon after, “This is the best way to spend time together anyways.”

#good together 2020 #self ship #self insert #romantic; leisurely love story #the dreamer’s diary of escapism #this sucks because i tired but plz take anyway

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snarkybluechristian · 5 years

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Villainous: Reform School Chapter 8

Melanie and 505 followed Flug to the elevator and into his lab down below.

When the elevator opened, Melanie’s grew large. The lab was much bigger than it looked in the orientation videos.

“Right this way,” Flug said walking ahead of the group prompting Melanie and 505 to follow.

They walked through a well-lit corridor pass an innumerable number of rooms.

Melanie held on tightly to 505’s arm. She had heard all the bad stories of this place. She expected literally anything to happen at any time.

RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dementia suddenly popped out of a door and sprang towards Melanie.

Fortunately, 505 was faster. He picked up Melanie and turned his back towards Dementia as she grunted angrily and tried to claw past the bear to attack Melanie.

“DEMENTIA!” Flug yelled. “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!”

“I want to attack the traitor!” Dementia whined.

“The answer is no!” Flug replied in frustration as he pushed the button instantly summoning a Black Hat Butler Bot that grabbed Dementia with its metal arms. “You are leaving her alone for the rest of the day or else you will be confined to your room for the rest of the day. Is that clear?!”

Dementia whined and complained as the robot carried her away. Before long though, they were both out of ear shot.

“So sorry about that,” Flug said to Melanie who was still trembling in 505’s arms. “Are you alright?”

“Yeah,” Melanie said attempting to regain her composure as 505 set her back on the floor. “I’m okay. Just keep her away from me.”

“We’ll try our best,” Flug said walking down a corridor to another area leading Melanie to the part of the lab she recognized from the Orientation DVD’s. “Here, we are. Sit down at that counter and I’ll be with you in a second.”

Melanie sat down at the area where Flug usually sat during the DVD’s. It felt strange. She never thought she’d be there.

“Alright,” Flug said carrying over an empty syringe and a first aid kit. “I’ll just collect that blood sample. Take off your jacket please.”

Melanie reluctantly did what he asked shaking at the sight of the syringe all the while.

Noticing her fear, 505 held Melanie’s hand in his paw and gave it a squeeze.

“Hold out your arm,” Flug instructed.

Melanie reluctantly did what he asked and held her breath.

Flug stuck the syringe in Melanie and collected his blood sample.

Flug noticed that Melanie was trembling and holding her eyes shut while 505 stroked her hand comfortingly. Interesting.

Once the sample was taken, Flug took out the syringe and put its contents in a vial leaving 505 to take care of Melanie’s wound.

Melanie breathed a sigh of relief and smiled when she opened her eyes to see 505 seal her wound with a cotton ball and a bandage.

“Thanks, 505,” Melanie said smiling wearily.

505 patted her head and pulled out a drawer in the counter to reveal a drawer filled with lollipops.

505 then looked back at Melanie and gestured his paw to the drawer.

Melanie smiled understanding what he was asking. She selected a strawberry-flavored lollipop, and 505 shut the drawer.

As Melanie unwrapped the lollipop and put it into her mouth, 505 held his paw up gesturing for her to give him a high five. She gladly obliged and smiled when he did.

505 was sweeter than any lollipop. He didn’t belong here…

“I didn’t think a reaper would be afraid of needles,” Flug said storing the blood sample. “I mean, your primary weapon is a scythe.”

“A scythe is a weapon I can control,” Melanie said defensively.

“I see,” Flug said. “Well, now that I have your blood sample, we can move on to the next task.”

Flug pulled a piece of paper out of a notebook, grabbed a sharpened pencil, and put both items on the table in front of Melanie.

“Alright, I need you to list ten of the evilest thoughts you’ve had since arriving,” Flug said. “It doesn’t matter if they’re minor thoughts or unspeakable horrors. List them on that sheet of paper.”

Suddenly, Melanie had an idea. She listed ten words on the sheet of paper and handed it back to Flug.

“Oh, that was fast,” Flug said taking the paper and holding it up to his face to read. “Let’s see what we have here…”

Flug grimaced his brows.

On the paper was written in list form:

“1. There

2. Are

3. No

4. Words

5. To

6. Describe

7. How

8. Much

9. You

10. Suck.”

Flug put the paper back on the counter and visibly sighed.

“At least, you can talk back to authority figures,” Flug said.

“Can 505 and I play videogames now?” Melanie asked eagerly. “Do you find my list to be to your satisfaction?”

“Close enough,” Flug said with another sigh. “But there’s always room for improvement.”

“I’d rather be mature in doing good,” Melanie said. “So, can we go play videogames now?”

505 smiled at Flug and nodded eagerly.

“Of course,” Flug said. “Just one more thing. What do you think of the rest of your family?”

“Oh, I love my nun-ja family,” Melanie gushed. “Even when we're apart, I can feel their support. Is that good enough for ya?”

“I'm not talking about your nun-ja family,” Flug replied. “I want to know how you feel about your blood-related family.”

“Why does that matter to you?” Melanie asked suspiciously.

“So, there's nothing that they do that you find the least tad admirable? Interesting? Anything at all?” Flug asked.

“You heard my tirade against Black Hat earlier,” Melanie said. “You know how I feel about them.”

“I see,” Flug said. “Well, I guess that's all I have for you for now. 505, you can go play with Melanie now.”

“Woooooo!!!!!!!” Melanie cheered as she grabbed her bag, jumped on 505’s back, and rode away with him leaving Flug alone with his thoughts.

#villainous

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callistawolf · 5 years

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my Arrow 7x07 thoughts

Let’s dive into Oliver’s last day in Slabside, shall we? (side note: is anyone NOT expecting him to get out prior to this episode? cuz I feel this is well established by now...)

I have super low expectations going into this. The more the media types who’ve gotten to see it have hyped it, the less thrilled i’ve been because I’m not sure we share the same interests here. 😂

And, as @jbuffyangel says, I’m contrary that way. 😉

these guards are the worst… who takes a bribe from a prisoner?

gtfo stanley you’re a traitor.

“We were never friends.” Ouch. But yes. LOL

Don’t tell Stan what you’ll do to him after you’re out Oliver. Hold onto that till you’re ACTUALLY OUT. jfc. And also... don’t give him ammo to come after you for when he escapes cuz y’all KNOW HE WILL.

If he goes back to Slabside at any point I’m going to lose my damn mind. I can only take so much from this dumb show.

Apologizing to Turner is the LEAST he can do.

He does not trust Oliver’s promises at allllll. OH DAMN. “Especially when you make [promises] to people like me.”

Oh no. A visitor at the last minute is never good. And yep. It’s Diaz. Well that was predictable.

I’m purposefully ignoring any and all crossover promotions. I don’t know any Elseworlds.

Diaz wants payback… for WHAT? What did OLIVER specifically do to him? Like…. did I miss something in s6??

Ugh i’m bored with this whole villain monologue. THANK U, NEXT.

Oliver does not like this twatwaffle threatening his family. CLEARLY. I love how protective he is.

“little William”… dude, pretty sure that kid is taller than you are Diaz, so shut it.

I love how Oliver is only ever in prison cuz he wants to be but is fully capable of getting out anytime he damn well chooses.

This action scene is making me dizzy. That said, fighting the guards on his LAST DAY seems a poor life choice. This feels like it’s just an excuse to show Oliver leaping around and punching guys. Not into it.

I’m so annoyed by how dumb this is.

Diaz posing as a guard. The guards are all “why is this guy smack talking us??” CMON GUYS, CATCH UP.

YAH! LETS ADD TWO MORE LIFE SENTENCES ONTO OUR TIME HERE! WOOOOOO FUNTIMES! dumbass prisoners.

I’m with Brick… Oliver taking down guards seems a waste of energy for someone who is supposed to be a HERO.

lol pepper sprayed

stop kicking him like that, you’ll interfere with his ability to father children.

TURNER TO THE RESCUE. That’s my boy.

LOL he got out the same way Oliver did. I like this guy.

It’s pretty rich, Diaz claiming that Oliver is predictable. Pot, meet kettle.

I don’t like how Diaz holds communication devices. Phones, walkie talkies… he’s stupid. THATS NOT HOW YOU DO IT TURDBLOSSOM.

SO he was fighting the guards now he’s saving the guards MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND.

I thought Oliver’s big goal was to get back to his family. He’s gonna risk that for some dick guards who’ve been borderline shady ass criminals? MMmmmmno.

Stupid hero being a hero. LOL I JUST WANT MY BOY OUT OF HERE.

FUCKIN STANLEY YOU ASSHOLE (that said I knew that was a trap and I’m so ashamed of Oliver not realizing it was)

STANLEY IS EVIL, OLIVER. STOP TRYING TO REASON WITH HIM.

I mean, he’s not WRONG. But yeah.

Does this guy have mental problems?

Yeah, I think he’s a monster.

He’s one of these dudes who shoots up movie theaters cuz he’s not getting any sex isn’t he?

Turner is speaking the truth. Saying sorta what Siren did last week. Grey is a thing, Oliver.

Okay so the reason he hates Oliver is cuz he blames him from taking Star City from him. Cuz Oliver did that all by himself, I guess. Sure, Jan.

So… does Diaz expect to die too in this inferno? That’s a stupid plan.

Was that… Cody on fire?

Yes, take the stabby thing. You’re gonna need it. NO HALF MEASURES.

He fell… owie. My kidneys.

Dude that’s fuckin rude stab him in the chest. He’s had worse.

Okay Oliver you can fight back any day now. There’s like 5 minutes left in the ep. lol

I love Diaz telling him about Felicity nearly killing him. And Oliver doesn’t believe him. Oh boy you have some things to catch up on.

we’re not lucky enough for Diaz to actually be dead, are we. SIGH.

Lol literally putting him behind bars. very cute. CAN WE BE DONE NOW.

Wee Stan is escaping. Lame. They expect me to buy that STAN could take out Brick?? Bye Stan.

I love Ben Turner. LONG LIVE BRONZE TIGER.

How does that free air taste, Oliver?

FELICITY!! AND DIG! HIS FAMILYYYYYYYYY.

Okay this moment here is WORTH THE WHOLE THING. MY SMILE IS REAL Y’ALL.

SCARS AND HEARTS!!!!!!

YAS. MY SHIP.

Where’d Dig go? 🤔

Vanishing Diggles aside, the ending of this ep made the rest of it worth it. Okay, maybe Ben Turner helped too. And Stan is fifty bajillion times more scary than Diaz ever was on his BEST DAY and that day ain’t this one, fam. I’m just glad prison is over. FINITO! We are through! Shave that squirrel off your face and let’s get with the baby making, guys!

#arrow recap #my recap #olicity #arrow spoilers #7x07: The Slabside Redemption #arrow reactions #show: Arrow #ship: Olicity

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snarkybluechristian · 5 years

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Villainous: Reform School Chapter 8 and 9

Melanie and 505 followed Flug to the elevator and into his lab down below.

When the elevator opened, Melanie’s grew large. The lab was much bigger than it looked in the orientation videos.

“Right this way,” Flug said walking ahead of the group prompting Melanie and 505 to follow.

They walked through a well-lit corridor pass an innumerable number of rooms.

Melanie held on tightly to 505’s arm. She had heard all the bad stories of this place. She expected literally anything to happen at any time.

RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dementia suddenly popped out of a door and sprang towards Melanie.

Fortunately, 505 was faster. He picked up Melanie and turned his back towards Dementia as she grunted angrily and tried to claw past the bear to attack Melanie.

“DEMENTIA!” Flug yelled. “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!”

“I want to attack the traitor!” Dementia whined.

Dementia whined and complained as the robot carried her away. Before long though, they were both out of ear shot.

“So sorry about that,” Flug said to Melanie who was still trembling in 505’s arms. “Are you alright?”

“Yeah,” Melanie said attempting to regain her composure as 505 set her back on the floor. “I’m okay. Just keep her away from me.”

Melanie sat down at the area where Flug usually sat during the DVD’s. It felt strange. She never thought she’d be there.

“Alright,” Flug said carrying over an empty syringe and a first aid kit. “I’ll just collect that blood sample. Take off your jacket please.”

Melanie reluctantly did what he asked shaking at the sight of the syringe all the while.

Noticing her fear, 505 held Melanie’s hand in his paw and gave it a squeeze.

“Hold out your arm,” Flug instructed.

Melanie reluctantly did what he asked and held her breath.

Flug stuck the syringe in Melanie and collected his blood sample.

Flug noticed that Melanie was trembling and holding her eyes shut while 505 stroked her hand comfortingly. Interesting.

Once the sample was taken, Flug took out the syringe and put its contents in a vial leaving 505 to take care of Melanie’s wound.

Melanie breathed a sigh of relief and smiled when she opened her eyes to see 505 seal her wound with a cotton ball and a bandage.

“Thanks, 505,” Melanie said smiling wearily.

505 patted her head and pulled out a drawer in the counter to reveal a drawer filled with lollipops.

505 then looked back at Melanie and gestured his paw to the drawer.

Melanie smiled understanding what he was asking. She selected a strawberry-flavored lollipop, and 505 shut the drawer.

As Melanie unwrapped the lollipop and put it into her mouth, 505 held his paw up gesturing for her to give him a high five. She gladly obliged and smiled when he did.

505 was sweeter than any lollipop. He didn’t belong here…

“I didn’t think a reaper would be afraid of needles,” Flug said storing the blood sample. “I mean, your primary weapon is a scythe.”

“A scythe is a weapon I can control,” Melanie said defensively.

“I see,” Flug said. “Well, now that I have your blood sample, we can move on to the next task.”

Flug pulled a piece of paper out of a notebook, grabbed a sharpened pencil, and put both items on the table in front of Melanie.

Suddenly, Melanie had an idea. She listed ten words on the sheet of paper and handed it back to Flug.

“Oh, that was fast,” Flug said taking the paper and holding it up to his face to read. “Let’s see what we have here…”

Flug grimaced his brows.

On the paper was written in list form:

“1. There

2. Are

3. No

4. Words

5. To

6. Describe

7. How

8. Much

9. You

10. Suck.”

Flug put the paper back on the counter and visibly sighed.

“At least, you can talk back to authority figures,” Flug said.

“Can 505 and I play videogames now?” Melanie asked eagerly. “Do you find my list to be to your satisfaction?”

“Close enough,” Flug said with another sigh. “But there’s always room for improvement.”

“I’d rather be mature in doing good,” Melanie said. “So, can we go play videogames now?”

505 smiled at Flug and nodded eagerly.

“Of course,” Flug said. “Just one more thing. What do you think of the rest of your family?”

“Oh, I love my nun-ja family,” Melanie gushed. “Even when we're apart, I can feel their support. Is that good enough for ya?”

“I'm not talking about your nun-ja family,” Flug replied. “I want to know how you feel about your blood-related family.”

“Why does that matter to you?” Melanie asked suspiciously.

“So, there's nothing that they do that you find the least tad admirable? Interesting? Anything at all?” Flug asked.

“You heard my tirade against Black Hat earlier,” Melanie said. “You know how I feel about them.”

“I see,” Flug said. “Well, I guess that's all I have for you for now. 505, you can go play with Melanie now.”

“Woooooo!!!!!!!” Melanie cheered as she grabbed her bag, jumped on 505’s back, and rode away with him leaving Flug alone with his thoughts.

After ruminating for a while, Flug walked over to his computer to log a new report for Melanie.

He sat down and typed the following:

“Today, Black Hat has introduced to me a new patient.

Name: Melanie de la Muerte

Gender: Female

Age: 14

Reason for referral: Melanie de la Muerte is a daughter of two of the organization's most powerful allies: Senor Santa Muerte and la Faucheuse. She has shown signs of drastically stepping out of the line of villainy. She was unmasked by Wesley Jagger and found to be performing heroic acts. Severe intervention is needed.

Additional notes: Subject is a member of the notorious ‘nun-jas,’ a group of ninja nun heroes with a divine connection. They are trained with a will made of iron, so interrogation will prove useless. Trying to turn a nun-ja from good to evil has never been done. Evidence suggests Melanie may be the student of another previous target known as Kasumi Yamaguchi.

Prognosis: Due to the knowledge of Kasumi Yamaguchi and her sensei, security has been increased around the manor to prevent a possible rescue attempt.

Subject has been put in the organization’s care under 24-hour surveillance. Melanie has shown no signs of wanting to change and has resisted and been belligerent with all of the staff, except 5.0.5.

The thing that worries Lord Black Hat the most is Melanie’s connection to…”

“Oooooooooh,” Dementia interrupted. “What are you doing?”

“¡Vete, Demencia! (Go away, Dementia!)” Flug said. “I’m busy!”

After reading the screen for a second, Dementia said, “I’m gonna tell Black Hat you were about to say His name!”

“No, I wasn’t,” Flug said pressing a button on his watch. “Now, get out of here or the Hat bots will be coming to get you in about ten seconds.”

Dementia looked up to see the Hat bots coming her way and yelled, “You’ll never take me alive!” before she dashed off down the hall.

Flug merely sighed and continued typing.

By the time he was done, it was time for Melanie’s next check-up, so he left his lab and headed to 505’s room where he and Melanie had been playing videogames for the past hour.

Melanie and 505 played videogames for the rest of the morning. The pair had an amazing time playing and chatting and laughing all the while as they fought bosses, cleared obstacles, and faced challenges together.

505 was over the moon. Flug was his only friend in this facility, and he was usually too busy to spend much time with him. Everyone else was either mean to him or ignored him. Melanie was different. She loved him and everything he did. It was amazing. 505 finally had another friend.

Melanie was enjoying herself, too. She forgot she was even in Black Hat's Organization for a while until Flug knocked on the door again.

505 got up and answered it to see his Dad waiting outside.

Melanie grimaced as she remembered what he was here for.

“Melanie, it is almost time for lunch which means it's time for you to have another check-up,” Flug said.

“My answers are the same as before,” Melanie interrupted. “Just write those down again and save us both some time.”

“Actually, I have different questions this time,” Flug responded nervously.

He was hesitant to ask her, given her behavior. And if it went wrong, he'd probably pay the price.

Melanie put down her game controller, turned herself around on her bean bag, and asked, "What do ya wanna know?"

“I need to know about your devotion to...” Flug said with a gulp. “…you know who.”

“Who?” Melanie asked confusedly. “My nun-ja sisters? I love them.”

“Uh, I was meaning to ask about your connection to... Ugh. The one in the sky?” Flug finally spat out.

“Oh,” Melanie said with a smile.

Flug wasn't expecting that.

“It is deep and very personal,” Melanie said. “Any follower will tell you the same.”

“Hmmm…” Flug said. “And from what I've seen, you parents and the rest of your family aren't really followers of the Way themselves. Are they?”

“No.”

“Well, have you ever wondered why?”

“I don't need to. I'm the descendant of a witch and a corrupted Grim Reaper.”

“It is my opinion that maybe they didn't need his guidance to get to where they are.”

505 stood there nervously hoping that a fight wouldn’t break out between his two dearest friends.

“You don’t believe in Him,” Melanie said. “Do you? That’s kind of hypocritical considering who you interact with on a daily basis. Don’t you think?”

“It’s not that I don’t believe He’s real,” Flug said. “It’s just that I gave up on Him a long time ago. You might consider doing the same. You have faith in His teachings, protection and assistance, and yet, here you are.”

“He helps those who surrender to His will,” Melanie retorted. “I don’t know why I’m here, but He’ll give me a way out. You’ll see.”

Flug scoffed and said, “Whatever, but don’t come crying to us when He doesn’t help you. Anyway, it’s time for lunch. I suggest you make your way with me to the dining room.”

#Villainous

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