#but is it

[doratonkslupingaunt]

Not looking forward to when climate change causes cocoa to rise in price so much we'll all be like medieval peasants, never able to taste the sweet sweet taste of chocolate. I need to make friends with a billionaire real soon.

#climate change #funny #but is it

[nuro-c]

Internal Dialogue:

Insomnia: Can’t sleep

Bladder: gotta pee

Brain: is this a hernia

Bladder: bitch what did I just say

Brain: right, got it, bathroom, got it

Body *Gets up*: HOE LEE SHIT too fast bro chill

Hip: WATCH THE GOD DAMN DOOR FRAME

Ankle: ¡¿hello, remember me?! Why did you do that thing at the work on the mat when you KNOW IM TOO WEAK RN

Brain: where’s the li-*turns on switch* OH. Got it. HOE LEE SHIT I CANT SEE TOO BRIGHT BIG LIGHT CANT SEE OH MY GO

Eyes: *blink, blink, blink, blink* Blurry blurry focus focus focus OHH *looks in mirror* no thanks

Body: *uses toilet*

Brain: Ineedtodrinkmorewater.ohmygodisthatwhyicantseeisthatwhyicantselfregulaterightnow.ohmygodisit.The.Diabetes.thatrunsinthefamily.Wait.Eyes.Isitthe.MacularDegenerationthatrunsinthefamily.cantruleitout.butwait. why were those viyamins the doctor suggested. wait im not sure. wait.

body: *couples #1 toilet routine and washes hands, avoiding eye contact with reflection*

Body: lights off, fumbles back to bed

Head: hits pillow

Brain: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I cant see because im not wearing glasses. got it. wild. okay. BUT MY HEART RATE

heart: OH MY GOD SHUT UP AND JUST

lungs: Breathe.

#ocpd #but is it #autisum #cptsd recovery #living with cptsd #living with hypochondria #anxiety #living with anxiety #mental illness #intrusive thoughts

[pastlivesfilm]

a man you save before your children in a fire idgaf

#for legal reasons this is a joke #but is it #niall horan

[sncwlight]

free kisses from a pretty lady if anyone wants one~

#the mage. ic #crack. #but is it

[digital-dulci]

everytime I see Izanagi I get so concerned. Boy put your izanagiussy AWAY

#“its a belt” #but is it #does that look like a belt to you be so honest with me #persona #persona 4 #I have been informed it is a codpiece #the person irl who told me it was a belt was coping fr

[biblically-accurate-soup]

i am still alive just am just busy keeping the entirely of my department’s administration from crumbling

#this is in jest of course #but is it #uriel posting #to everyone i haven’t responded to: i am so sorry i see your messages i am just #running around all the time always. hopefully things ease up a bit soon

[smilingbuckley]

911 musical episodes except its just ABBA songs and it has Buck singing Gimme Gimme Gimme (A Man After Midnight)

(Chimney got high after watching Mamma Mia and the whole episode is his dream)

#this is a joke #but is it #911 #911 abc #evan buckley #abba #chimney han

[queerlyvictorian]

How do I explain to my therapist later today that beyond any real world situations that might be affecting the resurgence of my anxiety, there’s also this fictional friend group in an improvised fantasy roleplay podcast that just had some super serious drama with the each other and I deeply care about the state of their relationships with one another and-

EDIT: It didn’t come up lol

#it’s not that serious #but is it #this has consumed some part of my conscious brain so I’m constantly thinking about it #worlds beyond number #the wizard the witch and the wild one #worlds beyond number spoilers #queerlyvictorian posts #the wizard the witch and the wild one spoilers

[no-1-rosalind-lang-apologist]

The Spider and the Fly is just like Orpheus and Eurydice but a little fucked up kind of if you squint

#the spider and the fly is about stranger danger technically #but is it #is it really

[larchon]

does anyone want to send me $100 for magic cards because I'm shit broke AND just got broken up with right after our one year anniversary. blink once if yes

#/j #but is it #hear me out: i want them #and i thought id finally have some money but instead? car insurance #:P

[hazzbean]

I am Jewish and Romani. My great grandparents moved to Canada from Ukraine in the early 20th century. I am not Jewish even though it could be argued that I am. I am not Roma even though I am. I am not a man even though it could be argued that I am. I am not you even though I am.

I am a child of the earth my father is the sky. Atoms from stars.

I have been told to feel guilt.

I have been told to feel shame

for the crime of being alive

a life

little and without meaning

just like you

just

like

you.

I put down my gun long ago

it could never help me or you or us

you want me to play with you

but your game never ends

and I'm tired

sick

of

you

and

I am you

so sick of me

too.

#a #poem #but is it #poetry #?

[twcfaces]

"This has been a grand time, but I miss my wife."

#he does #shitpost #but is it

[tribadismes]

no i don't like small talk. yes all i care about is who you're fucking, your relationship with your mom, and if these two things are related in any way.

#it's a joke #but is it

[phoenix--flying]

IS MURDER ILLEGAL IF THE BITCH DESERVED IT

seems like an actual conversation me and my irls would have ab this one chick💀💀💀

#phoenix answers #IS IT THO... #(yes) #but is it

[clavissionary-position]

the thing about having a harem is that you're always gonna be thinking about one of the others while you're with the one in front of you

#this isn't actually true #but is it

[loyaltylanced]

@loyaltysword from x

Fine. He's a man of his word. There it goes out the window.

#loyaltysword #𝜑𝜎𝜇 𝜅𝜋𝜎𝜔 𝜏𝘩𝛼𝜏 𝑠𝜏𝜇𝑓𝑓 𝜔𝜄𝑙𝑙 𝜅𝜄𝑙𝑙 𝜑𝜎𝜇 𝑟𝜄𝑔𝘩𝜏?; 𝑐𝑟𝛼𝑐𝜅 #but Is It