#but it's also kinda hot so who cares

[bubblytonks]

my fav toxic lesbians 🪷

#they're so toxic for each other <3 #but it's also kinda hot so who cares #plus i needed an excuse to draw ✨women✨ kissing oops #rebecca das musical #rebecca #rebecca vienna #danbecca #mrs danvers #willemijn verkaik #european musicals #gothic lit #art #fanart #musicals #i'm still trying to get over willemijn leaving so this is my coping mechanism i guess #daphne du maurier #myart

[turtleblogatlast]

Don’t think I ever quite said what my LGBTQ+ headcanons are for the boys, so these are my current thoughts! Always changing of course but this is what I feel most strongly right now.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt headcanons #rise donnie #rise leo #rise mikey #rise raph #donnie and leo’s sexualities being practically swapped was unintentional but it works way too well #same with mikey and raph tbh it was a happy accident #anyway I kinda hc raph as the type who doesn’t care about physical appearance just if you fight lol #Mikey’s more than happy with friends and family #Donnie is a BIG romantic but he needs time to sus a person out fully before he gets the hots for them #leo meanwhile isn’t keen on romance unless it’s with someone he grows to really really REALLY trust #I could go on and probably will later (knowing me) but it is late and I am tired haha #turtle art tag #curious as to what everyone else headcanons #the only one of these I’ll defend forever is Bi (female-leaning) donnie and trans leo #all the others can change over time but I really like where they’re sitting right now #I hope these are the right flags too because it was kinda hard to find them #went looking for transmasc flag in particular but I couldn’t find a solid agreed upon version 😭 #ngl a big part of why I hc mikey as aro is because of a pun #my phone often misspells aromantic as aromatic and- and you get it- because aromatic herbs and- and Mikey is a chef do YOU GET IT #note that while I hc leo as bisexual (male-leaning) I still think he’s prob closer to demi in that as well just not as far into the spectrum #if that makes sense #headcanons are fun and hard to narrow down at the same time alas #I made this in like an hour can you tell djjdjd #I drew them all from memory so if there’s anything wrong…shhh #and if you’re wondering for April and Splinter #Both are Bisexual (female-leaning) but April is also Panromantic #I almost wanna make Splinter demiromantic too so Big Mama’s betrayal hits just a bit harder

[funforahermit]

smooching against a wall time for @sherlockig (thanks for the idea!)

#ofmd s2 spoilers #(let's get that tag out of the way first before i forget) #sorry for making only teeny tiny versions of these gifs #i needed to cover up my complete lack of colouring skills #this parallel is fun! #but it also feels kinda wrong to put them next to each other because the context is soooooooo different #also the grabbing and smooching happens in opposite orders so i didn't really know how to place them 'xD #who cares though eh? look at that hot hot man... #rhys darby #our flag means death #wrecked

[v7n5]

Feel like pure shit, just want a smutty multi-chapter Howard Hamlin fanfic that recounts the many secret sexual affairs that he has had with different people throughout the course of his life, most of which he sought out to recompense for the lack of intimacy in his marriage because both him and Cheryl were iron-closeted and only got married out of familial pressures (things took a turn for the worse after the fight that ended with Howard moving into the guest house). Ultimately, none of them could fulfill his wants and needs because they're all cold and distant in their own ways: there were the handsome strangers he met at some gay bar like Nacho who were emotionally unavailable and only wanted to dick and dash like they're in denial themselves; Jimmy whom he was smitten with and trusted to be able to keep a secret, but it didn't take him long to realize that Jimmy being selfish and cruel and rougher than Howard had liked and not paying any mind to Howard's own pleasure in bed was his way of getting back at him for being a jackass of a boss; Chuck whom he'd got especially close with ever since he was still studying pre-law, so close that he would make up any excuse to be alone with him and suck him off in his office from time to time to seduce his mentor because the daddy issues that had been developing throughout his father-absent youth came to fruition the moment a wiser and older man gave him a sliver of attention, Chuck allowed him to live out his fantasy but never reciprocated in that sense but they remained really good friends, hence Howard's desperation for his approval and affection and the idea of "I still have a chance" kept brewing in his mind even when he could see Rebecca out of the corner of his eye (the incident at the end of ss3 scarred him for life and talking about the intimate details of their relationship before it in therapy did not help). The latter half of 607 didn't happen because he decided that he was in fact the bigger person and the right thing to do was to drink himself into reflecting back on his life choices and wallowing in his own self-pity. Though he didn't storm Mcwexler's condo, the whole ordeal was still his Joker moment, so he put his foot down, got a divorce and resigned from his CEO position because fuck you, he deserves to do that. And maybe after a year or so, he met a certain Salamanca who got out of a certain shoot-out unscathed (haven't determined if Howard happened to stumbled into El Michoacáno or he went back to the gay bar), their chemistry was through the roof, they bonded over the loss of families/ lovers and "being a nepo baby is oh so hard", their romance blossomed because Lalo was textbook definition of charming and exactly Howard's type. One date led to another, and Howard ended up getting the best pipe he'd ever had while trying to hold back the tears stemmed from indescribable emotions. Would Howard find out who Lalo actually was? Would it matter? Would they last? Those are problems for future them.

Like literally that's all I want tbh.

#howard hamlin #He's my girl. My fucking princess. #Idc like he's still rightfully owed a soft dom who's gonna take good care of him and appreciate him #(as much as I feen for power bottom Howard) #The slutification of this middle-aged man HAS to be riddled with angst or else I'll die #1 of the worst things that could ever happen to me is getting ideas that I think are good but cannot for the life of me do anything about it #That and becoming a **** ****** but we're not trauma dumping today #Being a bilingual with an English-leaning brain is not the W that people made it out to be #Honestly Nacho came into the picture when I was deadass half unconscious. I was like 'Ariana what are you doing here???' #But it's hot. And I kinda wanted Nachoward to win a bit #I also wanted to squeeze Gus in there too but in my head it'd be an 'admirer from afar' type of deal. Like Howard would have a crush on him- #-but decided against making a move cuz he would think Gus is out of his league or sth #This is essentially a Howard x everyone who I think could be compatible with him fanfic #For clarification. Cheryl and Howard don't hate each other. if anything they're each other's emotional support system #But I feel like there's only so much pretense you can put up you know #And yes. Lalo and Nacho were in love there. #Ok I've got it all out there now. Time for me to go marinate in shame #nacho varga #jimmy mcgill #chuck mcgill #lalo salamanca #better call saul

[i-love-def-leppard]

#def leppard #wowww they are HOT #also i think pt.2 is gonna be ready to post either later tonight or early tomorrow #depending on how I feel after reading over it a thousand more times to make sure it’s good #it’s gonna be a very smutty one lol #idk why but i feel so vulnerable writing smut and posting it but it’s kinda fun so who cares #also I apologize for talking about pt2 a lot but it’s kinda a big deal for me I guess #okay rant over lol

[vectorworm]

watching Castle Freak again and...

#DADDY ISSUES #carnally.. as a father figure #the reason i love characters who are just a cube of concentrated daddy issues with legs is bc I AM just a concentraed cube #like that Dad is a fucking mess but hes trying his best :( #activating me issues #also hot #(that outfit though... a mess) #debating putting this in the drafts bc im so tired and but WHO CARES #(kinda which there was a self-destruct function for posts. wouldt that be fun) #the family is such an unrepairable mess #Barabara though <3 #love you Barbara Crampton. shes always amazing #Castle Freak

[iknowwhereyousleepatnight]

i’ve got the stuff *i shadily look around me and pull a container of neon pink hair dye from the depths of my very cute jacket and slide it across the counter and the cashier rings me up and says nothing because they’re not paid enough for this shit*

#getting my hair dyed tomorrow yippee #this pink glows under black lights :) #it’s very cool #i’ve never done my whole head w it i think last time i used it i did my undercut + roots and had the rest highlighter yellow #it was def a look #tho this time i will not be doing my undercut that shit is so annoying i haven’t done it in years #love pink it’s a great color i haven’t done it in a hot minute though #i’m cutting it close but i really need the color before the semester starts so i can go clown-mode before i lose the momentum #i was born to be a clown i was also born to have everyone look at my in awe because i look great and it’s hard w/o the colored hair #also i have a resting bitch face and the mask helps but the hair helps even more. when it’s bright people will like. actually talk to me #so many people ask me for directions. much more than when i didn’t dye my hair #i think the bright colors make people think i’m friendly which is nice #i’m not like. unfriendly i just kinda mind my own business unless i’m in the mood for mischief #in which case the color doesn’t help but who cares. i’m here to clown about and ignore my sorrows and the pink helps :)

[bonestheghost16]

FUCK YA I ATE 3 TIMES TODAY I DRANK WATER I TOOK MY MEDS I STAYED UP ALL DAY TO DAY NOT EVEN 1 NAP IM BEATING THIS SHIT!!!

#mental health #havent been doin so hot so this is a big improvement #i feel kinda weird telling internet strangers who dont care about this but i dont got many people irl to tell #and i dont want the people i do got to know so i guess internet strangers is good #hell i even went out today and got ready and got to go look at new glasses #im really proud of this #but also its kinda strange idk its just alot im not that great with emotions #kinda hard to tell how im feeling #dont repress emotions kids or you will be ranting to internet strangers while trying to figure out what your feeling #send help lmao #shit it feels like i have been ranting in this post alot #i should probably rap this up i guess #life update #shitpost i guess #idk #thanks for listening #this felt weirdly good to get out there 😄 #i should do this more often........NAH #ok fr night yall

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

#tfw youre hanging out with friends and u throw out controversial take after controversial take #like its me hi im the hater its me #u wanna hear them? i mean thrm in in like the silliest way possible. its not that serious lol #i hated h4n solo growing up and still do. i dont think i like the writing of ne1l gaim4n and only liked the 1st season of g0od 0mens #i thought the 1st season of 0ur flag was fine and didnt really like the 2nd. i dont think anyone in l0rd of the rings is hot. especially #not 4aragon. leg0las is like whatever. sam is my favorite character. i also didnt like l0rd of the rings when i 1st watched it #the gathering was a watch party for that 1st movie and i like it way more now lol. also i dont like overt romance. i like the implication #of romance. if u kiss onscreen im like 99% of thr time not interested. also while im being a hater. i dont thibk steven king is a good #writer and domt like his books. i like the idea of them. wish they were written by anyone else lol. also im too dyslex1c to read physical #books :-( which no one vibes with bc everyone's a grad student overachiever lol. and back to back it all sounds like im trying to b #contrary but i promise its maybe just that i have weird standards. like i also hated movies about animals growing up. it made me mad that #those movies were trying to manipulate my feelings. like jesus child chill tf out. i would also randomly decide i hated lots of things and #characters. some of which i stand by today but most of which im like lol chill #so idk maybe i just have bad opinions. i also wander the earth wearing outfits that i pick out bc it feels like im playing dressup #and i have unhinged options abt narut0. sas and naru fall into the 1% of kisses i care abt lmao #and unhinged options abt bleach the show. idk maybe im just kinda weird. i also study organisms that most ppl look at as globs of goo #and i used to study bits of dirt. my brain was just build ever so slightly weird. not too weird. just enough that i have quote unquote #controversial takes ans im not afraid to say them in a room full of ppl who disagree with me bc its really not that serious lol #i dunno i just think its kinda funny i guess #im just slightly weird in the least interesting way possible #unrelated #also i don't yuvk other ppls yum im just like ay not for me i guess

[maddy-ferguson]

something from the book i so wish had been in the tbosas movie is the way snow thinks lucy gray is below him...and the fact that he never grows out of it (which doesn't mean he doesn't like her, he just also kind of despises her and people like her). when i reread the book i had just seen killers of the flower moon and snow and lucy gray's relationship was very reminiscent of ernest and mollie's relationship for me like when king hale asks ernest "can you stand [mollie's] kind?" even though their kind were doing unspeakable things to her kind? snow and lucy gray's relationship is very much like that to me and there's also the power he has over her by literally being responsible for her life and idk i feel like if you only watch the movie you can delude yourself into thinking he's somewhat overcome his prejudice against people from the districts by falling in love with a girl who isn't from the capitol when he never does he thinks they're savages from day 1 to day like 60 and he thinks it on day 55 too

#it's like this racial thing kind of which is why it really reminded me of killers of the flower moon because yeah that's a movie about #white people marrying into native families and killing them and inheriting their money and about leonardo dicaprio's character poising his #wife to do that and blowing up her sister's house. etc #and so i don't care about people being like oh snow's hot because like that's the face of an actor of course people would think that lol #but the takes i see about him and lucy gray's relationship i'm like. huh. #also the possessiveness. i could actually go on for quite a while about the changes in their dynamic that makes it not hit like it did in #the book or like he's still kinda possessive i guess but it's a little aw her ex-boyfriend is the reason why she was a tribute of course he #doesn't like him. when like. he legit thinks of her as belonging to him. in many ways #also the one change that i think shows that their relationship is portrayed differently in significant ways in the movie is the fact that #when he wakes up in the hospital he immediately tells tigris and sejanus that lucy gray saved him when in the book he was literally like NO #ONE CAN EVER KNOW #i was like oh! #and when you change that it's kind of like. what's the point then #there's also something to be said about how he says she's not really from 12 and about how it's unfair she had to live there at all. and #her not really being from 12 is something she says herself but! #also while i was reading the book i was totally reminded of the quote from that guy who made the last of us about how #intense hate is universal and about vengeance #like literally okay coriolanus snow #and like i say: brf slt

[arospecsyourblockdudes]

Sheriff Jimmy Solidarity is not a toy.

He doesn’t know where people got that idea from. It’s insulting, really, to be compared to something as simple as a child’s plaything. Something small carved from wood or sewn together from scrap fabric or something even just a rock or some sticks stuck together. Jimmy is a more complex being than that.

Well, he’s lying somewhat. He knows where people got the idea. Easy mistake to make, automaton, toy. He gets it! The Sheriff is not an unreasonable man.

He doesn’t get it

It was all fine and well until that stupid, tiny, ugly, scrawny god showed up and decided to start poking a bit of fun. Oh, here’s a man who runs on gears, isn’t it funny, let’s call him a toy and get everyone else in on it. Haha, they have a laugh, they’re meant to move on.

Jimmy knows that people tend to move on from stupid jokes like that. But he can see it, every time someone comes and tells him no, he isn’t a toy, not at all. He can see that little spark of glee in their eyes, not even bothering to hide it.

That’s the thing of it, isn’t it! Jimmy knows a lot about people! He had to, being made to be the Sheriff after all. He’s able to recognize facial expressions, tone of voice, and body language, even small shifts, and identify the proper corresponding emotion. The whole range of them! He’s able to hold proper conversations with anyone on any subject and he can retain that information. Some things get lost, but if he can put the data somewhere external it’s not really much of an issue, is it? His memory capabilities are better than most people’s! How’s that for a toy, huh?

You’d never even guess, not unless you were familiar with robotics. Or, well, his gears make noises and so does his cooling system and coal engine, and sometimes his clock goes off which is embarrassing, but really. Just visually. Jimmy wasn’t conscious when he was being built, but he knows the process was extensive. A lot of thought and care went into the protector of Tumble Town, yessiree.

Jimmy knows he shouldn’t let it get under his skin, so to speak. The toy comments. The little giggles. It’s all just harmless jokes, and Joel the worst and smallest god is just that. Some stupid god, too big for his britches. He knows this, but still.

Emotions are way too complex and mismanaged (and yes, he has feelings, there was a decent amount of magic involved in creating him, let’s see a toy have half of that). Sometimes he blocks off that bit of his programming, just for a bloody rest of it. How people live with these things all the time, he doesn’t know.

Jimmy supposes it’s a point of pride. Being so carefully and lovingly crafted for a specific purpose, only to be compared to a child’s plaything. It might be hurtful if it weren’t so damn infuriating. As if that stupid god has a quarter of the programming knowledge Jimmy has.

If he did, he’d still be the same. Gods don’t change.

Oh, he wishes he could give back as good as he got to that little god. After all, Joel is no better than a child what with the tantrums he throws. What if Jimmy went around treating Joel like he were a small child? Really get to him. Maybe put up a few witty comics on the Stratos walls. Jimmy has a few ideas shored up for them.

Unfortunately, Jimmy is bound to the letter of the law and “eye for an eye” and “petty revenge” is not the way of it. Probably for the best, or else everything would just be pure chaos. Exactly the opposite of what Jimmy was made to enforce.

So he can do the next best things. Firstly, he can dish out appropriate consequences to that god. Jailing him, however temporarily it was. Suing him over nonconsensual use and profit of his image and name. Even if nothing comes of it, it’ll show the god that he isn’t lying down and taking it, no sir. And Joel can laugh and evade the consequences all he likes, it just proves Jimmy right in the end. That he is a pathetic, ill-tempered egomaniac. Either way, the Sheriff wins.

Secondly, he can refuse to show any respect to the god. Why should he? He isn’t getting respected back. So, sure, the others can boost his ego and give him little prayers all they want, Jimmy won’t stand for it. Joel may be a god but he’s the worst one.

In the end, Jimmy knows he’ll come out on top, no matter what anyone else thinks. With their giggles and jokes and little statues meant to insult him. Jimmy doesn’t need them.

He knows who and what he is. He is the protector, architect, and current acting mayor of Tumble Town. He is The Sheriff. And Joel can crow on and on about how gods are above the law, and maybe he’s right but Jimmy has the last laugh.

He’s well aware of what he is, and he is not naturally made, with engineering and programming and magic all. And he, by that, is exempt from any god’s rule.

#empires smp #a little sheriff character study for u #YEAAAAHH he’s got a bit of an ego in my mind it’s fine #he’s a cowboy so it excuses it #anyway I like the idea that he’s a robot and Joel teases him and he gets SO pissed off #he’s like I AM MORE THAN A TOY U FOOL #plus I think like Joel going I’m above the law and Jimmy responding with yeah and I’m above the gods next #would be kinda hot and epic of him #robot fully aware he’s a robot and taking advantage of the fact that he is outside God’s domain is a cool character type I think #should do that more instead of them freaking out abt not being human enough or whatever #as if humans r the ultimate life form #the sheriff cannot be judged by any god do u think he cares to be a person #i love the concept that he was a guy who got turned into a toy but I also like this #fully mechanical automaton sheriff who is aware of it and highly proud of how he was crafted

[lazaruspiss]

Wait why do you think Jason would never talk to Barbara if he saw early dickbabs I'm so curious 👀👀

bc the og stuff was shady!! babs was like. a decade older than him and flirted w him when he was a teen. not even bc she was that interested (she had the hots for bruce, which made sense bc they were both Adults lmao) but bc she liked the attention of having a cute teenaged boy fawning over her. honestly she's funny. kinda swag even. but mr "taking advantage of children is bad" todd probably wouldn't agree smh.

#asks #anon #let babs be morally questionable again!! #it was fun. but they (dc) hate to see a girlboss winning #also canon jason doesnt seem to like babs anywhere near as much as fandom thinks lmao #like he had the hots for her for a bit bc of one writer and then he just brushes her off the rest of the time #anyways ideal babs is woman who is just kinda a shitty person but also super skilled and important so ur stuck making nice w her #let me have at least something resembling complexity in my female characters!! #need to write a robin molester babs fic one day. but first i have to trick myself into caring enough about babs to write a fic about her

[evansbby]

oh and btw i finished outer banks and i…

#….really didn’t like it 😭😭 #it started off good but ngl it got so boring #and by the third season it was RATED 12 #why am I watching a kiddie show pls??? #idk yall personally I’m not into the whole treasure hunting stuff #i thought that would be background to all the relationship stuff #u know the spicy stuff that’s all I care about #but the relationships all so dead 😭😭😭 #why does no one do enemies to lovers anymore pls #also this is kinda off topic but doesn’t drew starkey kinda look like the Prince guy from elite???? #Cayetana’s love interest Prince guy??? #i can’t be the only one who sees that resemblance #ANYWAYS yeah idc about them treasure hunting for Blackbeard’s treasure I won’t be returning for season 4 😭😭😭 #i did think pope and cleo were so cute! #but that’s about it #Rafe was really hot in season 3 tho #like he got beefier and the buzzcut really suited him #but fr guys I’m not gonna lie to you it was so boring 😭😭😭 #TO ME PERSONALLY #spice level zero #my thoughts 💭

[nickyroethemarinebiologist]

Today i found out that I actually really like taking walks in the rain

#like the vibes are immaculate #also its kinda refreshing on a hot day #also also who cares if i get wet. not me. im still alive so what does it matter #i love the rain #i love living #ket rambles

[slimeciclecock]

Forgive me for the person I'll become when Missa releases all his new music <- delusional

#been on a missa kick lately which I've never really shared #been getting reeeeally into some of his music and lowkey getting a crush on him 😳🥰 #and like. who cares if its been a month or smth. im still very obsessed with that stream he did where he showed off music he was working on #like his voice is insanely good and im going crazy like. to this day i still dont know if he plans to release all that or if that was just- #-scrapped music. with how excited he was when showing music i dont think its scrapped? but idk #dont wanna get my hopes up but. gah #also im just gonna come right out and say it. missa sinfonia is fucking hot as hell #he's so insanely hot and attractive and the music makes him hotter and he's so funny and grhgrgjfrh #ive been a little bit a lot obsessed lately. oh my god how are you so damn attractive #ive kinda told myself that if i ever get a partner the first thing i would do is show him missa and make them fall for him like i did #he's like. handsome like a guy from my culture. does that make sense #missa sinfonia has malay guy swag #i think i can say that here yeah. ive spoken my mother tongue language here #sorry im reaching he just reminds me of someone irl. but also. missa is hot asf i need someone to shake hands with me #frickin. schoolgirl crush on a funny mexican youtuber #ive watched more missa videos than i thought i would and its embarrassing how giddy i would get watching like #i am in my 20s but i am resting my chin on my hand like 🥰 #brother I've fallen someone pull me back up i cant do this today

[wizardyke]

whats with (trans)fem miguel headcanons coming out of the woodwork

#✂️ #are people ignoring the real transfem narrative in gwen stacy in favour for one they find hot??? #didnt we all agree that this kinda thing was transmisogynistic?? im so confused and honestly a little uncomfortable #because the people saying lesbian miguel are also the ones who find him very attractive #and so they only care about this trans lesbian idea when theyre sexy? #like he is hot i dont blame people for finding him attractive but out of all the characters storylines that are about identity #(gwen/miles and honestly peter b parker) but miguels story is about control and perpetuating cycles? #like the entire thing just seems so bizarre to me. as a dyke im not a fan but im tme so #spiderverse #miguel o'hara