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tiffcore · 10 months

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tw: au Eden but he acts the same. He's a dog lol. Implied noncon

contractor Eden.

an Eden who unapologetically exists within society selfishly. he who has the skill and experience to get himself into good jobs, but none of the interpersonal skill, the wherewithal nor the care to spare proper attention to detail. he's crass and rude and talks shit about your decorations when you invite him in for tea.

but he can always be a whole helluva lot ruder. hes a big guy, naturally the intimidating type, and paired with his brooding demeanor, its no surprise he's not popular.

but hes the only one that could get this job done! the installation needs to be as perfect as you imagine it in your head, and hes the only guy near or far in this backwater town that has the expertise you need.

he's weird though. doesn't want to discuss payment until after the work is finished. doesnt send you an invoice like your regular guys do, just works until the sun sets and relucantly joins you for hot tea every now and again, watching you flit about the kitchen as you prepare him a cup.

and what a gracious host you are.

you break every other silence, coming up with a question or five, an anecdote about your pretty life, several comments on his poor graces, the coffee on his shirt, dirt in his hair.

"And how'd you reckon I'd go about fixing that?" He quirks a brow barely, the impassiveness of his expression overshadowing his intrigue in your interest, teacup held up by one burly finger.

you're balancing a bowl on your hip and stirring something it he can't see. Doesn't stop it from smelling good as hell though. Or maybe it's the oven that's on, warm brown and red glow rising behind the glass at the heat intensifies.

"I have a shower in the shed outside. I propose that after work, you clean up, and I'll wash your clothes. Your boots dry outside and I clean those too, yes? Keep you from getting my floors all dirty, because you can't stand taking your boots off." You bustle about in your little apron and Eden can't help but think of how cute you are when you blather.

Uppitiness is a fitting look on you. So is gingham.

Your dress flatters your figure (stretches across your ass so nice, you bend over and it's really like pow! all up in his face,) and when he leans forward it's not because he's sipping tea.

You'd make such a sweet lil spouse.

Would be good for company, easy enough to keep on the house, with your small stature n' all. He'd keep you barefoot when he could, do all the farm work for you, come home to a hot meal and thank you with a hot load.

You're ox-dull, too. Letting him work without mentioning price is like trusting a lone kid in a candy store. But he won't pretend extorting you isn't the one thing he's been most eager about since taking on the assignment

Towards the end of the month, he finally has a sit down with you, under the guide of discussing your payment.

He makes it a little too steep, just to see you sweat a little.

Then he sweetens you up, reassures you that, no, one installation shouldn't put you out of house and home.

He pretends to think so hard about it, while you're busy checking your books to see if you have the kind of finances to give what he's asking for. But even if you did, he wouldn't take it.

Then he lets it come to him! Snaps his fingers like he's an epiphany or seen the edge of nirvana. Stopping your puffy red eyes from spilling the tears you've been threatening him with. You're cute, but not so much so you could cry your way out of his perfect, loving arms.

You really can't either. Because you do cry when he starts bending you over the table, strength unlike anything a man should be able to posesses. He can hold both your hands down with one wrist, and even when you beg, and you plead, and kick and scream.

He does not budge.

He smacks you so sharply it feels like your ears pop.

"What happened to all that hospitality from earlier, hun? I quite liked that about you...." He leans so close to you. Can smell the Earl grey lingering on his breath.

"Maybe you just need a man to teach you some manners."

#eden the hunter #degrees of lewdity #eden the hunter x reader

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batpham-discord-highlights · 2 years

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Jason the Strigoi Mort

Souce: Gotham

Warning: Cultural confusion between Romani and Romanian. It is corrected and people become informed in a positive way.

As a random side note, Jason’s more akin to a traditional revenant (which is a weird gray area between zombie/ghost/vampire) than an actual zombie.

Revenant sounds creepier than zombie to me

There's a lot of different variations of them in folklore, but they can be absolutely horrifying

Like, the strigoi mort in Romanian lore (one of the 3 types of strigoi). In some lore, it's not a vampire but a ressurrected loved one who reinserts themselves into the family and brings death (usually via disease) and destruction to the family

...Jason must've been especially scary to Dick at first then

Absolutely!!!

amg that would of been a blast

In the comic version of UtRH, Dick fought Red Hood before the reveal... and it's suggested Bruce didn't let any of the others know. And then at the end of the comic, you have the destruction of Bludhaven that put Dick in a coma for about a month

Oh gosh

oof

So, Dick comes to, deals with the destruction of his city, learns his younger brother is somehow alive and a criminal

Jason being a strigoi mort would explain a lot

Especially if his dip in the pit changed his nature further

And trying to figure out how to reconcile his brother, who (depending on comic version) he'd given his Robin costume to with the hulking dangerous crime lord

One of the things in the Red Hood: the Lost Days that strikes me as very odd... after Talia threw him in the Pit and restored his mind, her explanation to him, before pushing him off a cliff, is "you remain unavenged"

She basically triggered his obsessive... need regarding that....

guess to make him go back to gotham? ??

The one thing that really bothers me regarding Talia in that story line is she goes from "you haven't been avenged" to (indirectly) "oh, he's going to try to kill my beloved... and I'm going to stall him, but not stop him... while giving him training to be more dangerous"

So you're saying this all could've been fixed if they stuck garlic under his tongue

Hahahaha!!!!!

Maybe

LOL

Specifically garlic flowers or even rose branches

Post-pit, it might not have even killed him :dick_laugh:

so talia makes a mess doesnt fix it but just delays it

Yes

Like, Jason before his training starts (that he's aware of)... goes to Gotham, and plants a bomb on the underside of the batmobile

Bruce never knew

Until long after Jason retreated because Jay thought it was too easy

Bruce wouldn't have known he's the one who planted it

..... I miss scheming Jason...

Now I want to see a fic where Dick sees Jason and just knows he's a strigoi mort

But Bruce doesn't believe him

Dick is Romani... not Romanian

Okay, please set me straight

Because I currently don't know the difference

While there are similar legends in the Romani, I'd have to go digging for specifics

Romani is the correct terminology for gypsy

Huh

I don't know if correct is accurate, but that's what they call themselves and most wish to be called that

So we don't actually know where he comes from other than the circus

Or Damien either, now that we think about it 🤔

Heritage wise

Other than a form of Middle Eastern, not really

I don't think Talia's given a specific country... and Ra's is several hundred years old

Nanda Parbat is even in Tibet

So is it even necessarily that?

Possibly, and I'm aware that they have a base in mountains of Switzerland too

We know so little 👀

Yeah... the League of Assassins are a newer addition to the lore compared to so many of the other rogues associated with Batman

Well, for the case of this story, Dick's Mom is Romanian then. I think it's his Dad who is Romani anyway

Or at least so my roommate says

She will join the server eventually >:)

Lol

Perhaps that's it

There's probably a pretty large blend of cultures in the circus, so you'd probably be able to explain it away as a story someone else in the circus told him

That's very true!! Forgot about that aspect

So either way, for bullcrap plot reasons, let's say he recognizes Jason as a strigoi mort

Bruce refuses to tolerate the idea

So Dick, Tim, and Alfred come up with a plan behind his back

Alfred is open minded about things like this

Tim is desperate to explain away his childhood hero's actions

...how they do it, I'm not sure

So.... traditionally, the only way you destroy one is... to destroy the heart

Physically destroy the heart

If a person has become ill from said Strigoi... sometimes the heart is burned and the ashes are mixed with a drink or food as a type of remedy

But they can also be trapped in the coffin... which doesn't destroy them... but the uh... techniques are something

In this one, I'm thinking of Jason having a more general doing-bad-things-to-them effect instead of illness

Gotcha

In some lore... strigoi and other revenants/vampires have 2 hearts

or 2 souls

it's the presence of the 2nd one that triggers the situation

And since Jason went through the pit, maybe some of the prevention methods would work

Maybe

Again, rose branches

Mountain ash

garlic, specifically the flowers

So we can either tear a second heart out of his chest, or we could do one of those

(as a random side note, I have an absolute hatred of garlic flowers. They look so stupid)

To each their own

They also come in white

I think they're kinda cute

But anyway

They catch him off guard and stick one of those things in his mouth

Bam

Pit rage cured

Lol

So simple. Oh, maybe it's something that has to be done regularly

Because the pit rage was just the strigoi mort-ness

"You must take your medicine this morning, Master Jason"

"...but those taste nasty Alfie"

"Would you rather turn back into a rude rage monster then, Master Jason?"

"Fine! Give me the dang flowers!"

That whole exchange reminded me of the Snickers commercials

Roses probably taste better than the garlic flowers

and that raw garlic can cause legitimate burns on the skin

... there are things I know... because of medicine, that I wish I didn't know

Let's go with roses instead of garlic flowers then

rose branches specifically, right?

Yes - the branches were placed on graves to prevent things from crawling out of them

because thorns

There's a specific word I'm looking for that it falls under... only it's a nicer form of it

Give me a sec

It can be considered an Apotropaic

Which is an object or practice designed to keep things in the grave

But there's another word I want

Maschalismos

That's it

Maschalismos is specifically the practice of preventing a corpse from getting out of the grave... it's something... you have something as simple as placing something on the grave like a thorny plant.... burying someone face down... or more... uh.... interesting things

.... I've spent a lot of time looking up revenant and vampire folklore

O.O

#gotham channel #batman #strigoi mort #romanian legends #circus culture #cw culture confusion #jason todd #dick grayson #tim drake #bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #flower consumption #garlic flowers #revenant #not-a-zombie!Jason #just close #shows you how much we know

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glowingbadger · 3 years

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Ferdinand doesnt get enough love! Do you have any NSFW headcanons or scenarios you want to write about?

Ferdie deserves so much more love!! ugh I just wanna rub my face in his hair, I bet it smells amazing. I'll throw my past NSFW headcanons for him down below the cut, but rapid fire, a couple specific ideas I'd love to do something with someday would be-

- He strikes me as the type to be, like... the super innocent guy who's secretly carrying around an absolute monster cock and may not even realize how big he is due to lack of experience.

- I one hundred percent believe that Ferdie has it in him to be super nasty and kinky, but would never consider such things on his own- much less admit to them. I adore the concept of slowly prodding him for more detail until he finally confesses some filthy idea he's been fantasizing about.

- Definitely has a praise kink, and would love to be ordered to masturbate in front of you. Knowing that you're admiring his body and encouraging him to act so depraved would send him into absolute euphoria.

- I know this is kind of cliche for Ferdie, but goddamn, he's just too perfect as a Sub- or at most, a service top. If you want a man who will do absolutely anything for you, up to and including getting tied up, edged, spanked or pegged, Ferdinand is your guy.

Other than these, here's what I've written for Ferdie in the past! There's a little repetition from the above points, but not much

- Ferdinand actually has a fairly impressive cock, and he has no idea. It’s not like he’s completely naïve- he’s fooled around a bit with romantic interests in the past- but you’re likely to be his first true sexual partner once he’s realized his enduring feelings for you. So when you ease down the hem of his breeches and see his manhood standing long and thick and nicely tapered, you might be a bit pleasantly surprised.

- Related, Ferdie definitely gets off on praise. Steadily stroking his length while telling him how beautiful his cock is, how big it is, how you can’t wait to feel him inside of you, will easily have him bright red in the face and panting for you in no time. If you liked, you could certainly get him to cum like this, making an absolute mess as he spills his load all over your hands with his head tilted back and his fists clenched.

- He’s a bit clumsy with his hands at first, having not learned about sex to any great degree prior to you. He’ll be immensely relieved if you’re the type to tell him exactly what you want and what feels good for you, so communication is key when it comes to him. However, he has a wonderful natural sense of how to move his hips, and his thigh and glute muscles are well developed as any true equestrian’s would be. Riding Ferdinand is especially enjoyable, since he’ll intuitively match your rhythm so he’s pushing deep into you at the best possible angle.

- Ferdinand is beautifully sensitive in a number of places. He loves having his hair pulled, and feeling your nails along his scalp and down the back of his neck raises goosebumps across his skin. His nipples are sensitive as well, and while he may be shy about you playing with them at first, the feeling is simply too pleasurable to resist. As he starts to realize the full potential of different types of sensations, his foreplay improves exponentially as well- he becomes more adventurous, kissing and gently nipping at your stomach, your inner thighs, anywhere he can reach really.

E (experience): Ferdinand has fully internalized all of the trappings of his noble upbringing, and as such, plans to save sex for his eventual spouse. In fact, his (shy, stuttering, very blushy) confession that he desires you can basically be taken to mean that he hopes to wed you some day. You can expect that you’ll be his first sexual partner, and beyond what he’s briefly peaked at in risque novels, he’s going to need you to guide him a bit. Fortunately, Ferdie is eager to please and takes instruction very well. He’s especially receptive to praise- if you tell him something feels good, he’ll memorize how to do it and keep at it until you’re trembling and letting out those beautiful moans just for him. A true noble would never leave his lover wanting, after all!

H (hair): he doesn’t have very much body hair to begin with, and what he does have is a light enough color that, at a distance, it more or less blends into his skin tone. He naturally has a subtle but somewhat inconsistent patch down there, but once he starts considering the prospect of a sexual relationship, he’ll go to any lengths to groom himself to your preferences. Ferdinand looks wonderful with everything freshly shaved, in fact- his skin is naturally very smooth and clear, and with his equestrian’s physique and flowing hair, he looks like an illustration from the sort of romance novels they don’t allow at the monastery.

W (wild card): the positions that are the most fun with Ferdinand are ones where he can really show what he can do with his hips. His core and thigh muscles are incredibly well toned from all of his time on horseback, and he has a natural, intuitive sense of how to vary his angles and pacing to stimulate you in a host of wonderful different ways. Having him kneeling over you with one or both of your legs up, or riding him in any way (and damn, he looks absolutely angelic with his hair splayed across the pillow and his eyes shining with pleasure and affection) are both wonderful ways to feel him bucking and grinding into you, whispering your name and gazing at you with obvious adoration all the while.

A (aftercare): Ferdie views aftercare as a continuation of the joys of sexual intimacy, and puts as much effort into it as any other part of pleasing you. He’ll clean you up while peppering your face and body with tender kisses, praising you all the while for how good you felt, how gorgeous you are, how deeply he loves you. Frankly, the aftercare even becomes more involved the more time goes on- if you don’t talk him down, he’ll end up with a collection of different scented massage oils, lit candles around his bed, and more.

I (intimacy): Naturally, his instinct is to be very intimate in bed. He’s the picture of a noble gentleman, after all, so he’ll hold you close to him and kiss you deeply and slowly as his manhood pushes into you. However, there is a part of Ferdie (very deeply repressed, I might add) that is capable of filthy, raunchy sex. It will take a very open minded partner and a long time into a relationship for this to surface, but you’ll find with time that Ferdinand can be more varied and flexible in bed than you would have assumed.

D (dirty secret): Remember how I just said that Ferdinand can get filthy and raunchy? Yeah. A very fun game is to edge Ferdie, stroking the impressive length of his cock while goading him into confessing to fantasies of you tying him up, choking him, tugging his hair- and that’s the more vanilla side of things, if you’re willing to really indulge him. These fantasies usually tend toward him being the submissive party, but he’s certainly also considered covering your body in his cum, or fucking into your mouth until he visibly bulges out against your throat. Basically, Ferdie is the catholic school girl who went wild when she went to college and realized that kink exists (projecting? Who, me?)

P (pace): Oh, Ferdie loves to take his time. Part of it is out of a sense of propriety- it seems brutish and ignoble to rush sexual gratification. Heavens forbid he become the kind of man to merely satisfy his own urges without taking proper care of his lover! However, he also enjoys so many aspects of foreplay, always happy to take the time to explore any positions you may like. He’s always noticing more to adore about the process of maximizing your pleasure- everything from the way your nails drag through his hair to getting to feel your nipples harden against his lips- the little things really get him riled.

#ferdinand von aegir #ferdinand fire emblem #fire emblem #fe3h #feh #fire emblem three houses #ferdinand x reader #fire emblem x reader #fire emblem headcanons #fire emblem smut #x reader #fire emblem imagines

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kenmas-consoles · 4 years

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Prompt: Make headcanons of you and the character of your choice be it sfw or nsfw

Tagged by: @oursmolbox

a little about me:

I'm a student athlete (cheerleading), honor student and a class officer. Before entering cheer i was in the volleyball team for 7 years but only played competitively for one season and the rest was just benchwarming

My teachers say that I have a magnetic personality and bring out the best in the people i'm working with especially when I put my mind into it. My personality is kind of hard to explain cause I react differently to different kinds of people almost like mirroring so I'd be able to fit in to that group.

Although when I'm with my friends id like to say im sly, mischievous, flirty and charming. I'm a naturally forward person and I don't hold back when it comes to skinship or hugs huehuehhe im rather clingy so yeeet. It's almost obvious when I get crushes since as much as I'm naturally fly and a flirt i end up turning into a shy ball of awkwardness.

Pairing: Akaashi x Alyssa (me!)

Before the relationship + Confession

I'm pretty sure we would have mutual friends (Bokuto) and would probably only know each other by name

The first time we would have actually met or like seen each other would most likely be at one of their games.

Fukurodani's cheerteam was tasked to accompany the boys during the 3 day competition to show support.

My friends and I in the cheerteam were scoping out "competition crushies" or some eyecandy be it from the Fukurodani team or the neighboring one

And god lets be honest there is no better looking eyecandy than Akaashi Keiji. My teammates see me looking and glancing at the boy too much before telling me what his name was

Then it hit me he was THE Akaashi Keiji jskebsb the pretty setter that everyone in school has been talking about also the same one Bokuto talks about ksbsksb

After the match the cheerteam and i would congratulate the boys and cue me dying because Akaashi looks better up close than from the stands

Being the clingy person I am bounces towards Bokuto first since he was the only one I was close too plus the boy gives the best hugs (fite me its canon)

To put it simply imma hang out more with Bokuto cause I wanna get to know Akaashi

Which surprisingly we have a lot in common and his attitude balances mine out

It takes a long time for me to have a crush doe (I've only ever crushed on one person in my life) cause tbh I don't fall in love blindly instead I openly head towards it with my consent

When I do realize I like-like him thats when things get awkward yet interesting. I start flirting with him less, my ears start burning, I don't use pet names with him anymore, my hugs become shaky and i couldn't keep eye contact for too long

Naturally he thinks something is wrong or that he did something. It's gonna be like that for a while til i muster enough courage plus peptalk to confess. I'd confess to him most likely during the end of the year in an almost open forum way that one might think isn't really a confession if you dont listen carefully

If he confesses first though then Alyssa.exe has stopped working cause itd be truly a miracle if he so much looks in my direction

I don't deserve him he is literally heaven sent😭😭😭

In the relationship

Lowkey because iz not like eother of us wants to flaunt our relationship

It's a slowburn type of relationship

honestly I would go bright red just from a simple touch cause again as much as I am a flirt tis only a defense mechanism to hide how shy I am

Hand/pinky holding

eyecontact

smiling at the ground

blushing

forehead kisses

library and museum dates

walking eachother home after training + watching each other train

Pet names

Oml pet names

Rawr I’d die if he called me pet names and as for him then he’d have to claim one of the oh so many pet names I call my friends for himself

Tbh id prolly be to shy to call him anything though

He’d prolly be somewhat upset I call my friends by pet names while he doesnt

If there was one word to describe it it would be soft

My girls would gush when they see him and tease me relentlessly while we train and the boys would holler everytime I stay and watch the VBC team

I would very much wear his jersey a lot because as much as I am a shy baby with him my man deserves recognition also cause I love wearing his clothes

I'd cry if I see him watch my competitions cause if ur man is ever interested in ur passions then you've got yourself a keeper

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A/n: oh my god im blushing while writing this nsiwnskwn also cause huehuehue who wouldn't when you're writing about you and your crush.

I tag: @reogou @burnt-tomato @mizunetzu @mistu-nee @everyone who wants too

#haikyuu #haikyuu x reader #haikyuuxreader #haikyuu oneshot #haikyuu!!#hq #self pairing #haikyuu mashup #haikyuu prompts

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