#but that would be a lie

[leona-florianova]

@snejkha im steal your doggo

#i wanted to say he loves me more than u #but that would be a lie #when i came through the door he was very excited cause he thought you gonna come too #now hes slowly realizing its just me #well i gotta suffice >:D #dogsitting

[neon-pet]

Ohhh the embarrassing things I will do for you if you get me just a little bit drunk

#neon original #neon speaks #post drunk clarity #i would say i have regrets #but that would be a lie #intox k1nk #intoxication kink #intox play #f0rced int0x #int0x #cw intox #intox #intox kink #darling angel

[m3tth4ws]

own this piece of pens history

#the pens are not ok #was gonna say first mated goalie dman pairing #but that would be a lie #tristan jarry #erik karlsson

[bloomeng]

the demons are whispering to me again (they’re telling me to turn my favs into animated horses)

#txt #i want to say steddyhands horses would be my cringiest thing i’ve drawn yet #but that would be a lie #bc i’ve made naruto and genshin ponies #and with naruto it wasn’t even popular characters #ofmd

[stacotto]

Funny Sacrificial Princess idea that popped into my head; some schlub tries to assassinate Leonhart with a spell that "cleaves in twain", expecting it to literally cut him in half like some kind of Fatality but instead it just splits him (temporarily) into his human and beast selves, each with complete awareness and memories, and Sariphi has to deal with it until the spell wears off.

#sacrificial princess and the king of beasts #sariphi #king leonhart #id say that im not thinking about it in a kinky way #but that would be a lie #beast leo is possessive #human leo is clingy #neither try to claim theyre the real leo #they just make sari a king sandwich #in more ways than one

[only-horse-polls]

Bonus Poll

Austin was drawn by @new-austin himself!

#Bonus Poll #I would say “I never seen someone so passionate about a coat color” #but that would be a lie #I have both in fjord horse people and friesian owners #It's really fun how something so simple and make so many people so passionate

[sheisraging]

#scotus #roe v wade #i'd say i can't believe they had the nerve to tweet this #but that would be a lie #politics

[lovelysakuray]

Queen family redemption arc?

spoilers down below or whatever, read @ ur own cost.

Purple is the Hongs

Green is the Baeks

I really want to believe that seonhwa is going to regret how she treated haein. The last few episodes she has been a lot more likeable and relatable.

I acc lost it when she was DEVOURING that whole 12 person (dunno if that’s accurate i didn’t count) FEAST on her own

and how she slept so much better after working at the orchard!!

Then beomjun and his growing friendship with dugwan is the cutest thing I have ever seen.

and beomja? i hope bestie gets cuffed cause she is the only one in that damn family with a braincell

i have already brought up soocheol in another post but that man is dad of the year and i dont wanna hear about it

I’m rooting for the Baeks and Hongs to beat devil and devil’s spawn (seulhee and eunseong) and then be forever besties.

#queen of tears #queen of tears spoilers #vent post #i wish i could say thats my last post #for tonight #but that would be a lie

[justarandombrit]

I'm not sure if I'm entirely happy with this, and I might redraw it, but it was too funny not to post

#ride the cyclone #rtc #rtc musical #be more chill #bmc #do you wanna ride #the amazing karnak #karnak ride the cyclone #ride the cyclone karnak #karnak rtc #rtc karnak #i would say this is the dumbest thing ive ever drawn #but that would be a lie

[absent-o-minded]

Guys Young Royals S2 comes out tomorrow I-

#young royals #young royals netflix #young royals season 2 #I would love to say that I am feeling normal about this #but that would be a lie #so I offer you this picture as a visual guide to how I am rn #I won’t survive it #I’m so excited for the angst and the drama and the slow burns

[izayoichan]

Kaylin: Can we go out and play now Daddy Hayle?

Hayle just chuckled after having taken their pictures with their very own puppy and kitten. They had of course found pets for these two as well, or well the pets had found their humans. 

Hayle: Sure, go ahead, just remember that small pets get cold fast, so not too long. Ibuki: Felix will help us dad, I am sure!

Watching them run outside, with Felix following them, he looked over at Hayden and Vy who sat on the couch, ruffling his sons hair before he left them to sit alone for a bit.

Vy: How are you feeling? Hayden: Perfectly fine, although I would be better if I had a dragon in my lap.-he winked playfully pulling Vy towards him.- How about you? Vy: Are we sure this is a good idea? Hayden: The pets? Vy: Yes. Hayden: Yes, I know that dogs smell, but it will teach them a lot about responsibility. Vy: Okay then, and Kaylin will go to proper puppy courses and learn how to train it. Hayden: She already said so yes. Vy: Always ahead huh? Hayden: Always.

Vy gently kissed Hayden, then his forhead before just sitting there in an embrace on the couch. It had been so busy with Christmas, work, the little ones, now pets, that it felt good just to sit like this for however long they had until someone needed their attention.

🎶

#the ward legacy #the ward legacy: spoilers #simblr #sims screenshots #ts4 story #ts4 alpha #ts4 #alphasims #alphacc #gshade #Hayden Ward #Yvreon Ward #Ibuki Ward #Kaylin Ward #all family kids/toddlers #will have pets #and these are Kaylin and Ibuki's. #I wish I could say I remember the name #but that would be a lie #as my memory sucks

[turner-strait]

oh man i sure do like this game that i haven’t played and never intend on ever playing bc i suck at video games :)

#dear followers - and especially mutuals - i wish i could say i was sorry #but that would be a lie #so i won't :3 #you're just gonna have to put up with the blorbo/scrungly of the now i guess

[aquariansarehumanitarians]

I’M CRYING LAUGHING BAHSGDHHHH

Quiz is here if you want to take it yourselves: https://uquiz.com/quiz/ICXmjI/which-hypmic-chjaracter-are-you?p=2879237

#I'd say I can't believe that Gentaro and I share a braincell #bUt tHaT wOuLd Be A LiE #this is such funny flavor text omg #please go take this quiz #hypmic #hypnosis microphone #gentaro yumeno

[starry-briar]

Third Albether week snippet!

Today's prompt is "corruption". Most of the snippets could fall under this prompt to some degree or another, but this one seems particularly fitting.

--

Albedo was falling.

He opened his eyes – but swiftly realized they were already open. There was simply nothing to see. He was surrounded by a deep, inky, impenetrable darkness.

He reached through the haze in his mind, trying to remember how he got here. He saw –

A sickly white tree. He had already seen many like it, and this one appeared unremarkable so far. Nonetheless, he withdrew his notebook and began to sketch, eyes darting back and forth between illustration and reality as he sought out any detail that was out of the ordinary.

His Master’s voice came from behind him. “What are your thoughts?”

Startled – elated? – he turned to her. As he recounted his observations of the tree, he wrestled with the strangeness of his feelings. He could not have had his back turned to her for more than a few moments so why did it feel like such a relief to see her, hear her?

He tried to better situate the image in his memories, to understand how it related to his present moment, but instead it slipped away entirely. He reached for it, and --

The sound of chalk against chalkboard. Timaeus turned around, his expression tentatively hopeful. Albedo looked over the formula, then nodded. “Impressive,” he said. “We may be ready to move on to the next book.”

Timaeus let out a woop, and Albedo felt a smile tug at the corners of his lips. It felt good to see his students make progress. With enough time and effort, even Timaeus could someday be a fine alchemist.

Albedo turned to Sucrose and asked her to report on her work. Her eyes lit up. “I’ve made great strides on…”

Her words swifly blended together. Albedo tried to focus on them, but instead the entire scene faded into nothingness. He tried to piece together what came next. Then –

A gentle wind, carrying with it the scent of salt and the cries of seagulls, the temperature cool enough to be pleasant without being chilly. Albedo watched from the shore as Klee played with the young knight assigned to watch over Alice that day. As for Alice herself, she sulked on a rock nearby, pen furiously scratching in her notebook.

“Is she always like that?”

That voice...Aether? Albedo turned to look, and sure enough, Aether stood beside him. Of course Aether would accompany them on a fine day like this, assuming he was in the area and could spare the time. He was practically a part of Albedo’s family, particularly ever since they –

The thought began to fray. Aether’s face, smiling and golden, hung in Albedo’s mind, darkness eating away at the edges until, just like the other memories, it was gone.

All that remained was that horrible darkness. Without beginning. Without end.

Until Albedo hit the ground and even that gave way to true nothingness.

#genshin impact #albedo #aether #albedo x aether #briar writes fanfic #aebedo #albether #I could pretend like I planned on posting this one today #but that would be a lie #I completely forgot it existed until I dug into my wips folder a couple minutes ago

[somethignnclever]

i really b out here calling other bands cringy for doing dramatic shit as if i didn't consider this PEAK entertainment

#i wish i could say i'm ashamed #but that would be a lie #fall out boy #fall out boy tag #2005 emo hits different #Youtube

[troonwolf]

if I was a certain flavour of nb I would be so happy with my body how it is but unfortunately I am a man and do not want my tits to look that way

it’s not my fault my bodytype is objectively hot but simply not my body

#sometimes I try to mentally convince myself I don't have certain physical dysphorias #because it would be so easy if I didn't #but that would be a lie #also good example of how dysphoria isn't outright hating your body #if someone else had my body as it is now I would date them but I am not comfortable in myself this way #not only would I date them but I'd think they're very attractive