#but they are her allies

[sylvansleuth]

Riz, you fucking cracked it!

#fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #dimension 20 #d20 #dropout #brian murphy #brennan lee mulligan #emily axford #ally beardsley #riz gukgak #we love a big brain murph moment #but also emily's hearteyes @ her husband kfadkfjgnf #sylvansleuthings

[clevercrumbish]

Terfism is targeted at radicalising older-middle-aged women in order to sever the otherwise naturally-forming bond that makes trans women and older-middle-aged cis women the strongest of comrades via our shared interests and experiences.

#That woman on Twitter who started squaring up to Julie Bindel because a nice trans lady had given her a neck pillow on a long haul flight #is actually God's perfect trans ally #she's the protoform and the poisonous seepage of terfery has denied us the ecosystem she's meant to exist in

[sheriffofmagic]

a dimension 20 themed um actually episode where they have all the intrepid heroes on and they have to answer trivia questions about their own campaigns. brennan is trapped in a soundproofed glass box to the side banging on the walls desperately trying to answer questions but is not allowed to participate

#ally gets one question right. emily knows everything. lou is busting out the most obscure bits of lore ever known. sioban breaks her buzzer #murph is there #i think zach would win but only because of technicalities and point stealing #d20

[tiffanyachings]

Matching T-Shirts for You and Your Weirdly Codependent Cousin

based on this excellent post by @casgirl

#20% off if you get it with the cheap mustache rides shirt #the locked tomb #nona the ninth #camilla hect #palamedes sextus #paul tlt #field sketches #* #trivia section - i usually use dark brownish greys for cam and light cool greys for pal #(side note: i am BEGGING the sixth house to open their hearts and minds to more interesting colours) #so if you ever see them wearing sth that doesn’t align with this colour scheme (case in point: pal’s socks) #it’s because they stole it from each other #i feel like cam would be really into hiking boots (theyre waterproof and have good ankle support) so i gave her some #no notes on paul except that they have that ally beardsley enby swag. i know this in my heart

[brennan-lee-mother]

Between "Hey girlie", "What are you, four dogs?" and slowly pirouetting in the middle of a conversation with her parents, Kristen has truly reached critical levels of unhinged this season. And it's only the third episode.

#i love love love her energy its so fucking insane #hey girlie lives in my mind rent free #fantasy high junior year spoilers #fantasy high junior year #fantasy high #fhjy #dimension 20 #d20 #kristen applebees #ally beardsley #mera speaks

[gothboyboogie]

who am i to deny the people what they want

#my art #dimension 20 #d20 #dropout #dnd #dungeons and dragons #fantasy high junior year #fantasy high #fantasy high dropout #kristen applebees #kristen chilis applebees #saint kristen #ally beardsley #yes i put her in the butch tank top #fantasy high art #fh #fhjy

[chushanye]

I love Kristen Applebees so much. She finds out she's expelled and is really calm about it, but she decides to make a strategic decision to trick her wack-ass cleric teacher into believing she is rejoining his church to find out more about the mystery. fake crying and everything. locked in. she's absolutely eating up her presidential candidate rival. is powering through emotional regulation when talking to her family. and i think "wow she's so fucking cool"... after watching her perform the worst flirting to get a girl to tell her information for that very same mystery. and then i think, "god she's the biggest loser to ever live" what a weirdo god bless

#get her on the complicated women podcast NOWWW #i dont wanna hear people being dense about the character decisions ally is making btw #kristen is flawed and messy and i love it yall are not about to treat kristen acting like a dick as ally the irl person being a dick #kristen applebees #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhjy #fantasy high junior year

[okthatsgreat]

i hope i REALLY hope we get to see kristens brothers again this season... i worry about them........................ that very brief moment in sophomore year where kristen gives her brothers a cut of the dragon hoard that was EVERYTHING 2 me. she CARES SO BAD. imagine having to leave your home because it was unsafe but then having to grapple with the guilt of leaving your siblings behind the angst could go crazy. it could go insane

#kristen is such a tragic character but the second you start thinking too hard about her ally comes in with a ribbon dance #fantasy high #kristen applebees #fantasy high junior year #dimension 20 #lee chat

[scottsumrners]

#gwen stacy #across the spiderverse #across the spiderverse spoilers #people pointing out she has a trans flag in her bedroom #and others going 'she's an ally!' like hm. how many allies do you know have trans flags in their bedrooms? quick

[emiko-matsui]

I'd like to take this opportunity to point out the fact that I haven't seen ANYONE point out that Kristen's dex has GONE DOWN. She's gone from a -3 to a MINUS FOUR. ALLY LOWERED HER DEX EVEN MORE. NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT IT

#THEY ROLLED A NAT 20 AND GOT A 16. GJYS KRISTEN HAS -4 NOW. HER DEX IS MINUS FOUR. SOPHOMORE YEAR WAS -3. GUYS #dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high #ally beardsley #kristen applebees #fhjy #fhsy #fantasy high junior year #fantasy high sophomore year #fantasy high freshman year

[serglesinner]

recently I've been infected by her and it's bad

#like it's BAD it's severe #the part that upsets me is that her brain works the exact same way mine does. i just don't speak #also the Donald Trump impression clips.... #i had her podcast running while i was working on art and kept having to stop bc my hand #was so unsteady bc i kept cracking. #and she's really making me appreciate straight woman culture btw. ally #video #tiktok

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

his daughter is not a weapon!

#ethan winters #karl heisenberg #resident evil 8 #re8 #resident evil village #rebhfun #resident evil #resident evil fanart #miss D and her man thing #i hope to god this does not start discourse #be fr #u really think ethan is in the wrong for turning down his deal #turning down a deal from a man whos first impression was stabbing him and throwing him into a death pit #'yeah but he stabbed him because ____' #BRO HE STABBED HIM #IT DOES NOT MATTER #karl is not a good person #just because he was willing to ally with ethan does not make him a saint #he wanted to use ethans daughter #why would u tell the man who has been fighting his way through ur family to save his baby daughter #that u want to use said baby daughter #it was a bad deal please dont try to twist it to make it seem like ethans stupid for turning it down #karl is stupid for thinking hed accept and then refusing to elaborate and throwing him into his jet engine hole #this doesnt mean i dont like karl #im just tired of people tyring to make karl look better by making ethan look worse #cmon man #this concludes another crumb essay in the tags

[sluttycinderella]

ally beardsley has 3 jokes:

1. funny drink (kombucha, cortado, white claw, etc)

2. something transgender

3. joe biden

and i laugh every time

#ally beardsley #dimension 20 #d20 #college humor #dropout #dropout tv #game changer #level 20 cis-her-galla-them #lee says things

[theminecraftbee]

Etho and Grian are back at base, hysterically laughing over their achievement. Cleo sits inside, staring, as the two of them talk about getting a wither and a warden to fight, and tries to figure out what she feels about it.

In some ways it's not their fault. Task made them do it and all that. Plus--

Well, it's not like she and Etho are losing hearts anytime soon. They've both done a damn good job keeping themselves from dying. A benefit, Cleo thinks, of deciding to team with Etho this time. Between the two of them, they'll largely only do chaos they can recover from. Maybe this is their game. Maybe this time, Cleo manages to stick with someone until the very end. It looks like it. It looks like...

Grian, of course, is the confounding factor.

She wasn't going to turn him away. He needed allies. They needed someone a bit better at actually doing damage than herself or Etho. It's mutually beneficial. And, besides, he's weirdly lovable, in an inherently kind of dangerous way. A little like loving a bobcat someone had accidentally raised as a pet cat until it got a bit too big and stinky and murdery for them. Like, yeah, he shouldn't be domesticated and he's not, really, in any sense of the word, but it's a bit sad to watch him try to survive on his own now, right?

Hah. Maybe that's what Scar managed to do to him. Would explain a lot, really.

Anyway, he's her bobcat now, which is the problem.

See the thing is: Cleo understands Etho. It's why finally deciding to be partners for once felt... right. They're similar flavors of people. Scared, mostly. Survivors, but not in the 'will stab anyone' way that like, Martyn is. Loyal, although Cleo has no delusions that Etho is as loyal as she. And scared. Has she already said that? Scared. It's important to the kinds of things she and Etho are. Like... mountain lions, maybe. Mountain lions that have been around just enough people to know how dangerous they are. Like that.

God, she's only doing cat metaphors. Bdubs really is turning them all into furries.

Anyway, the point is, Grian isn't scared.

And that... terrifies her.

That's scarier than anything else. Because, see, Cleo wants to survive. But more than that, she wants her partners to survive. And she and Etho, the two of them are doing well. Better than most people. They're green and they have so many hearts.

But Grian? Grian's yellow and not afraid and goading Etho into not being afraid too. It's not their fault, exactly, Cleo thinks. They both had hard tasks. They didn't have a choice, Cleo thinks.

But. But.

She doesn't know what to do, if Etho gets convinced the humans down the mountain aren't scary. She doesn't know what to do if he gets too close. She doesn't know what to do if he gets hurt.

Because she--she doesn't think she can learn to stop being scared, anymore.

But she also doesn't know how many times her heart can stand to lose someone.

Did you know--wild cats are social? They have a reputation for being loners, but mountain lions, they're social. They don't do well being alone. They don't actually hunt solely alone. That's the important bit here. They seem independent, sure, but actually...

Anyway. This is Bdubs's fault. For making her a furry, apparently.

She watches Grian and Etho scheme together and sits back and breathes and tells herself that Etho isn't going to stop being afraid anytime soon. That if push came to shove, he, at least, would retreat back, and that maybe the two of them could convince Grian to retreat too. Safe from hunters. Safe from red.

Maybe safe from hurting each other, too.

(She's not so sure about that part.)

#secret life smp #secret life spoilers #zombiecleo #a bee fic #staring in. cleo and the fact she seems to consider dying before or at the same time as her allies as her happy ending #staring in. cleo and the fact that the thing she and etho have most in common is CAUTION. #and then staring at grian. #hm. well. hopefully that ends better than it seems like it might. #ALSO SHOUTOUT TO ME HAVING THE BRITISH PERSON USE METAPHORS USING EXCLUSIVELY AMERICAN WILDCATS #in my defense they're the ones i'm actually familiar with

[houseswife]

listen. this may sound like a reach but I don’t think house’s eagerness to go to the lesbian bar with thirteen was fetishistic glee. because like. okay. straight men love lesbians. but it’s only ever in a “conventionally attractive porn stars making out”, “I’ll pay these 2 strippers to kiss” sort of way, not exactly in the sense that they like to surround themselves with regular, real life sapphics. in fact, most hetero men despise the lesbians they meet in real life because they see them as either unattainable or unappealing disappointments to their fantasies. now, listen. house isn’t stupid, it’s not like he thought thirteen was gonna let him in on some hot girl-on-girl voyeuristic action, and he certainly knew he wasn’t about to get laid himself at a bar of ALL WLW. he’s an overconfident perv, sure, but not the kind who thinks he can ‘convert’ a gay gal, nor would he even desire to. the damn patient of the week is a guy who tried to ECT himself straight, which house obviously doesn’t believe is reasonable (this episode also gave us the shot where both house & thirteen are shown making a face in response to “I’m as straight as any of you!”)

with all of this laid out, you kinda have to assume that he was excited about the bar for another reason. dare I say it was simply… the joy of existing in a queer space as a queer person?

#I know there’s 0 chance that the writers thought it through this hard #but I genuinely believe this with my entire soul #it’s one thing for house to be an ally and support thirteen’s sexuality #but to delight in sharing the bisexual experience with her? just basking in the inclusiveness of an lgbt environment? #that’s a whole nother beast #you get what I’m saying? #he was just there for the vibes. #one might even say… for the pride #he had 0 ulterior motives other than to have a good time #house md #gregory house #greg house #dr house #hatecrimes md #remy hadley #remy thirteen hadley #thirteen house md #you know what I’ll also throw in a #hilson #house/wilson

[jarvesque]

The fact that Kristen was the one to see Kipperlily and ruin her plan is so perfect guys

Kristen has fucked over Kipperlily in so many ways already

She fucked up her campaign by being more likeable she told Yolanda everything,which forced them to kill her in a rush leaving a lot of clues

And now she catches her in the middle of sabotaging the Last Stand and killing her own teammate

and like, Kristen, THAT'S SOMEONE ELSE'S NARRATIVE FOIL LEAVE HER BE

#I just LOVE that Riz fully ignored his narrative counterpart leaving her to deal with Kristen #I mean Riz hates her ofc #but he has a lot of shit going on and no time for a Nemesis #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #kipperlilly copperkettle #kristen applebees #riz gukgak #brennan lee mulligan #ally beardsley #brian murphy