#karl is not a good person

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

his daughter is not a weapon!

#ethan winters #karl heisenberg #resident evil 8 #re8 #resident evil village #rebhfun #resident evil #resident evil fanart #miss D and her man thing #i hope to god this does not start discourse #be fr #u really think ethan is in the wrong for turning down his deal #turning down a deal from a man whos first impression was stabbing him and throwing him into a death pit #'yeah but he stabbed him because ____' #BRO HE STABBED HIM #IT DOES NOT MATTER #karl is not a good person #just because he was willing to ally with ethan does not make him a saint #he wanted to use ethans daughter #why would u tell the man who has been fighting his way through ur family to save his baby daughter #that u want to use said baby daughter #it was a bad deal please dont try to twist it to make it seem like ethans stupid for turning it down #karl is stupid for thinking hed accept and then refusing to elaborate and throwing him into his jet engine hole #this doesnt mean i dont like karl #im just tired of people tyring to make karl look better by making ethan look worse #cmon man #this concludes another crumb essay in the tags

[moodysullie]

Costume fitting for 'Kaiser Karl'

credit: manuellagoscid on IG

#HELP #I'M SO CONFLICTED #like I don't want to see him playing THAT person #but I know he'll nail the role #and he looks so good #to watch or not to watch #daniel brühl #daniel bruhl #photos #kaiser karl

[galedekarios]

g*le: im not sure i consider myself father material

g*le: quite good at setting relationship boundaries and speaking up abt them

g*le: never mentions wanting kids / actually has / adopts a kid unlike a plethora of other companions

g*le: shoos t*ra away at the mention of grandchildren

fandom: we just don’t have enough information on how g*le really feels about the topic of fatherhood

#just hc and be free #idk who needs to hear this but you don't need canon validation to have hcs #there's no need to act as if there's nothing in canon that indicates how he feels or that he doesn't know what he's talking abt as a ~40yo #bc we do have all that and nothing to indicate the opposite #it's kinda something tho to see all canon instances of a cf character confirming that he is indeed a cf character being dismissed #look i have one ( 1 ) poly hc for gale (karl/gale/alton bc they are special to me) #i know he's not in canon and i'm not going to argue for it and it's all good i make it work for me #it's not a bad thing and you're not terrible for it #text: personal #ch: gale dekarios #vg: baldur's gate 3 #series: baldur's gate #tbd #discourse for ts #i mean not really but you know #if you want to filter that out (((':

[etoilesbienne]

spreen (ft. his old cat molly)

#spreen #spreendmc #mcyt #mcyt cc #molly photos make me so :( #but he posted this one recently and its so cute and goofy #personally just fond of photos of cats with soda cans on their head #also yeah thats karl hes good friends w karl #posts from the aether

[margridarnauds]

I'm not interested in how Heisenberg would react to Astarion (they'd hate one another for all the wrong reasons), but I would KILL to see how he would react to Balthazar.

#...bitchy colleagues with different methods #heisenberg being all about the SCIENCE and balthazar folding his hands and smiling smugly in Fantasy Necromancer #both of them exploiting the local people for wildly unethical experiments #but heisenberg (surprisingly given his everything) #being pissed off over the MESS #he can be lax on the personal hygiene sure but you do NOT leave viscera just LYING AROUND #that's perfectly good viscera! #you can use it for something! #both of them trying to get the good guys to work with them #karl heisenberg #balthazar bg3

[grimmlinn]

because it’s all about cycles and it’s all about family this is how it’s going to go down in succession (im delusional). shiv will find herself an incredibly rich single or unhappily married mother to a child she never wanted and as such she will never fully be apart of the business in the way she wanted because motherhood will be the perfect ammunition for her to be blocked even further out. she will understand she is becoming caroline and there is nothing she can do to fight it. roman will have to go. either he dies or he leaves but however it happens I doubt it’s a sensible cathartic decision he himself makes. that leaves kendall to finally at last take complete control of waystar just how he always dreamed. he is in charge alone at the top. he is logan. he even has his own rose (roman) who he lost along the way while chasing his cravings for power and for whom he’ll always blame himself for a little, and he then has his own ewan (shiv) who hates him for keeping her out and taking control and forgetting everything he came from (the family) because at the end of the day he was just her older brother and she was his little sister and now he is her father and she is her mother and people are dead and gone and it’s all unhappily ever after but hey they’re rich and in the end someone succeeded alright!!!

#stewy will be there and become the old guard in that he is a consistent presence in the business #and he is a loyal and good person to have on the team but you KNOW he does it all for the money and status just like karl gerri frank #oh and because he’s gay but that’s a given #i can’t even begin to think about where mister tom wamsgams fits into this one #cousin greg is working at the theme parks again #and in the watery demise of the waiter kendall even has his own little cruises secret #oh god and connor remains the exact same and never changes #succession #and if im wrong and I’m wrong and usually that is the case! #even this version of events stewy is in every single frame of the remaining episodes so

[jefferythejelly]

foolishfreckles you are my safe space on this cruel cruel app full of karl haters. love is indeed stored in the foolishSharkheart.

aw i'm glad i can be that for u anon. we certainly seem to be a minority on dtblr as of late but at least we can always just talk to each other lol 🫂

#personally i just started unfollowing ppl being weird lmao #to me dt.blr is me and my mutuals and a handful of ppl outside of that who are cool at this point lmao #a while ago i was actually thinking abt making one of those 'rb and ill add u to a follow list' but for ppl with mains other than d.team #but i never actually did it lol. would anyone b into that #ifl it could be good but could also backfire bc the goal would b a list of ppl who ideally arent too neg abt ccs outside of d.team #but i know theres ppl out there who are like. kantis who still like foolish or tina or munchy etc etc #idk maybe just a karl positive follow list might b good at this point lmao #90% of this post is in the tags uh oh #asks

[zero-way-out]

I just stumbled onto Karl Urban's imdb and this man is a fucking shapeshifter.

Like i look at these characters and see the same face but i have not once connected these characters as all being played by him.

#star trek aos #leonard mccoy #lotr #eomer #thor: ragnarok #Executioner #It mostly bugs me cuz in my fam and friends im the person that can watch a show and go hey that background character in full alien costume #Yeah they played this very known character #Im good at noticing patterns in faces #I guess im just fucking blind when it comes to karl urban lmai #I guess im just fuckin blind when it comes to karl urban

[ateezivy]

if ivy went to the met gala 2023

     ……❪ this would the inspired dress. she loves this look and is absolutely obsessed. however she would make some changes. to pay homage to miss coco chanel, she would probably replace the sleeve and the extravagant stitching with either pearls - because coco chanel was huge on pearls and were them a lot in the very early days of chanel - or she would do a gold-diamond-chained look shown below. ❫

     ……❪ to tie it together she would probably keep her hair pretty basic, she wouldn't want to be overloading since the pearl (or diamonds) are already a lot, along with the actual dress itself. ❫

#❛ ━━ ✿ ❪ OLIVIA MIN ˗ˏˋ wardrobe. ´ˎ˗ ❫ ✿ ━━ ❜ #ivy #ivy met gala 2024 ???? #lets hope so !!! #mingi would 100% go with her #this is just a fun post because i love fashion so so much #and as much as karl lagerfeld was not a good person (from what i've heard) #his designs are timeless #plus i am in love with anything chanel !!!

[transgayhawkeyepierce]

Reblog with which of your blorbos you would actually fuck

#Reblog bait #Hawkeye #Bones #doesn't matter which version tbh Kurt did a really good job so he's also fuckable As Bones #Everyone else 🤷🏻‍♂️ nah even One Piece characters even though they are always shirtless and shit #Kaz is too me-core tbh and no way I could ever swing him #I just enjoy big personalities I think #*Karl

[ezraphobicsoup]

i can’t believe for a brief amount of time when i didn’t like requiems holy shit they’re so good??? i mean some movements can be boring but like if you listen to dies irae from mozart and don’t somewhat explode i do not understand you, also verdi’s dies irae it’s really the fucking song ever

#ezra enjoys music #sadly i’ve never sung verdi but it’s certainly not improbable for the future #we didn’t do all of mozart either i mean we did kinda just do the exciting ones but like yeah #and then when it isn’t the intense ones or the mildly dull ones it’s the emotion ones which are also very good!!! #i might be mixing up my requiem and mass for peace admittedly #but i don’t care because karl jenkins wrote the armed man mass for peace and i changed as a person #oh my god but as a minor rant why in the most popular mozart’s requiem version do they pronounce perpetua perpitua #it sounds so awkward and out of place!!! or maybe we did it wrong #anyway! the point i was making was music good i fucking love music oh my god #for anyone who doesn’t really know me well i feel i should clarify i’m not religious or anything this music just sounds very good #i need to listen to stainer’s crucifixion at some point actually parts of it are wild #there’s a song from the perspective of jesus dying on the cross n he’s like having a breakdown #i mean then it does just repeat oh come unto me over and over which is less exciting but whatever #christianity #<- just in case??? like it’s not but yknow not everyone just listens to this music for the silly #ok i’ll stop rambling now tumblr is glitching the tags at me slightly again #ezra likes music

[faeiapalette]

Laito LE is so damn relatable 💀

#Like #The facade he created is a conditional reflex that; over time; has become an instinct #So whenever the factor that triggers his trauma hits his eye; he reacted almost instantly (unconsciously) #It’s kinda similar to gag reflex i think?… When there’s smth entering one’s throat they be gagging and trying to push it out (by vomitting) #He do be realizing what’s going on tho 🤔 Just that his mind and his body were not in sync. It’s smth he can’t control over. Which he #usually be controlling that. This gave birth to his downfall (DL is great with internal conflicts ngl) #Storyline… no. #Its genre; visual novel; created a huge advantage for all the psychology and stuff. However… #Would it be right to say the fact that LE’s plot is colossal & they’ll have to balance details about mainstream dilemma #And love life and whatever personal problem the character has (trust issues for example) #Making everything so rushed… at the end? #Andddddd not impactful at all. #Like… such simple solutions. That’s it? #Good plot is instead of making milestones and let the character reaches those marks; you put them in a situation where their choices will #affect their whole future path. #Which is why most Sakamakiya’s ending sucks. If not sucks then boring. #I would say LE has the most logical plot. THE ENDINGS HOWEVER (you finish the sentence) #Revising literature so i be analyzing Lewdto too #At least LE is informative (not good but not bad either) #CL is horrible. I deem Karl even less after that. #OH YEAH. KARL. #This dude is so… listless as an “antagonist” #Or a boss? #Like how he elaborated everything in his plan is so damn cool. Vampire dominos. #But his goals? #They feel… lacking. HE is lacking. #Ngl this dude made Ayato LE - a route that has been rlly fine & on the right track - feels insufficient at the end. #Like Ayato with the explosive energy of a shounen protagonist versus a “villain” who fucks the world up just to serve his science project #Sigh…. Which is exactly why mostly the one who r able to like Karl r ppl who thinks he’s hot. #Even Cordelia is more intriguing as a chara than this man. The most unsuitable person for the antagonist seat: her beloved husband 💖🎊🥇

[dekujinsart]

I don't know whether or not anyone has asked you this. But what do you think Moreau used to be like before the mutation?

No worries! I don't think anyone has quite asked me about that. A lot of artists have done their own interpretation and though I prefer cadou mutated Moreau and exploring him in that state it is fun to think about. (While human Moreau seems woobie much like mutated Moreau he's far from a perfect person-desperation pushed him to help experiment on people and do terrible things even before the cadou effected his brain like it did.)

#Dekujinsart Ask #Salvatore Moreau #Resident Evil #Resident Evil Village #He probably always had a liking to romance but the cadou shifted a lot of his personality and he focused on it more as a coping mechanism. #Wasn't very good at making friends and his mutation just made his desperation for just feeling valued and wanted even more making it worse. #I imagine he became a sailor and then was forced to come back and take over the clinic and Miranda was like 'Ah this guy is so gullible' #Also def in my mind was the first Lord created and Miranda got better and better with the next Lords in keeping them more human. #So Salvatore - Alcina -Donna - Karl in my mind.

[probablymoons]

for the (obviously valid) criticism of the met museum choosing catholicism as a theme a few years back, there was at least some slack in that yes, within the last thousand years it did impact art itself on a larger scale. but lagerfeld? like im struggling to put it all into words

#is the struggling to find words thing unrelated? qossibly #but like one person in recent history with a truly shameful legacy. is not a ‘good’ ‘theme’ #probablyrambles #met gala #karl lagerfeld #met gala 2023

[storiedhistories]

@akuzeisms liked for a smol starter!

"I've heard some crazy plans, Commander, but you've never steered us wrong before," Helo said with a grin. "You've got my support, as always."

#akuzeisms #✦ Karl Agathon || IC ✦ Never send a pilot to do an ECO's job #[I don't have a full writeup of stuff yet but] #[Helo seems like the kind of person that would be good as part of the crew] #[he's a very good boy when you get right down to it] #[and I'll be happy to provide any info if needed!]

[racingliners]

If Blake Lively and Lewis aren't going to be at the MET gala then what's the point?!

#good evening I've just seen the MET updates on the dash #wasn't Karl Lagerfeld a bit dodgy though??? i remember Jameelia Jamil saying stuff about it when the theme got revealed #ANYWAY I refer back to my original point #personal