#but yknow. you can probably guess...

[wuntrum]

not immune to a brunette who is extremely silly

#personal #respect my privacy at this time for not tagging the several characters and people this applies to <3 #but yknow. you can probably guess...

[baalzebufo]

UM teehee... I saw a body horror concept floating around and wanted to do my own take on it because I will always, ALWAYS, take the opportunity to put a blorbo through the meat grinder. or the pizza cutter, in this case-

anyway this was probably pizzaheads fault, somehow. who knows. its probably very greasy and unpleasant for all involved. dont worry thats not blood its just sauce! (this fact does not make the situation any less distressing for him.)

bonus: we poured marinara on him

#alloyart #i wasnt sure if i should post this because im Shy about it but. sure fjkkjs #hits you with my beam of Turns You Into Pizza #pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #i love goofy body horror ok. i love taking a conceptually silly thing. like 'guy turn into pizza'. and saying. how can I gross this up #how can I make this a legitimately distressing experience for the guy involved #now i personally probably wouldnt need this tagged but im going to just be safe #body horror /- #blood /-/ #its TECHNICALLY not but... yknow. #I guess it IS his blood now if thats happening to his insides too. hm. #much to think about

[starflungwaddledee]

been working on answering a prompt i received in an ask the other day, and so i'm back thinking about... the Thing... 💖🎀 and thought maybe prompt doodles might help me work through this a little?

so uhhh.... if by any wild chance anyone has any ship suggestions for starstruck...??? feel free to send them through!

#this is *only* for starstruck and is not general requests! i'm just trying to figure out how i feel about this 😳 #obviously no guarantees that i will be confident enough to draw any of these or that i'll enjoy them all but i just... am considering it? #idk idk idk is this stupid.... #hope i won't regret this or won't get genuinely weirdass things. #just to be transparent this is sfw exclusively tho implied flirting is a-okay. please don't be weird....? i'm trusting folks to be nice!! #i would also happily take little prompts if you have thoughts about how it would work or whichever! like if you're a character Understander #if you have an idea how it would Work or what it might Be Like that would also help me to get a concept on how i feel about it!! #also i would.. consider ocs (only from their creator) if you... wanna??? character+artist *must* be an adult. starstruck is in her early 30 #also with ocs preferably from folks who i've at least interacted with before and like.. not just bc u want art ;;; #like... do u geniunely think they could have a cute dynamic? i'm just wondering if she could be Cute w someone. AUUghhGHHHH #again no promises and also for now i need this all done on the assumption it's just for fun!! just funsies. i'm just... thinking i guess! #want to try and figure out what it might be like if she WAS involved in a little ship/romo space...? as a treat? auughghhggghGHGLLG #also fair warning i may just get super embarrassed/nervous about this all and delete!! but i'm.. yknow. trying! #also i figure you can kind of tell my faves and who i hardly know much about. might not have lots of feelings about most side chars! #delete later #probably #wheeeeeEEEEeeahahahah okay;;; just post it. just post it starflung. just do it. hit the button hit the button hit the b

[jonny-b-meowborn]

If I had a tail I'm pretty sure I'd be into having it pulled, the way some people have a hair pulling kink

#im crocheting a tail for my Halloween costume #and yknow thinking abouy how itll look #and i may have accidentally pictured someone pulling on it in a teasing silly joke way #and my brain went. wait hold on a second #like picturing the sensation of having someone pull my tail a lil bit. thats kinda hot ngl #bet this one is pretty common among other furries i just somehow never thought about it #btw not saying who i pictured in my brain but if you've been reading my posts in the last few months you can probably guess lmao #furry #therian #bee buzz

[cerealmonster15]

god the union bday cards are so iconic. why did azul throw the pie so hard riddle fell the fuck over. it's so cute though he's SMILING he had FUN with the TOMFOOLERY and azuls HELPING HIM UP theyre so fun together. i care them. also

why did jade Also kill ruggie so hard he fell the fuck over. why are fish boys so violent about it fkldsjfkldjsk

at least epel survived but like floyd has two more locked and loaded. i dont think hes going to stop until epel also falls djkfsdjklfjlksd

#WHY IS JADE SO OMINOUS TOO LIKE #you can see a lil of azul #and floyds like totally in the frame #jades just like. shoe. standing over ruggie. probably with his hands clasped and polite smile #pretending he didnt just kill a man with a pie #at least ruggie looks like he had fun too JKFLDSJKLF #im cosplayin union riddle tomorrow!!! #less complete bc i dont have the vest or shoes or w/e socks i guess #and my wig doesnt have the antennae but yknow what sometimes we gotta let it be imperfect #i also dont have a patch on the back of the jacket #but thats FINE i can improve him over time

[yuriyuruandyuraart]

bestie bestie have you seen the poltergayst art :D? the sillies!!! ive drawn them!!

im thinkin about drawing killer having like just weird or disturbing features, like his jaw hanging barely attached or something cuz he doesn’t understand Skeleton Monster anatomy and i honestly have so many ideas for this au cackles

yes!!! yes i've seen them >:D

i just arrived home so i'm reblogging them all simultaneously but waa these beans are so interesting to daydream about...

Like look at him look at our ghostie killie omggg<33333

#ask #my art #poltergayst au #i'm unwell when it comes to kross and kross aus in general but this? aughghg the fluff potential is immense...... #i do wonder if killer can leave the house? yknow for very valid reasons like dates and stuff >;D #cross is like 'you need some clothes' because he can't go out naked smh look at how bad killer has it in this world 😔</3 #i'm guessing he can't even after getting his physical form? idk but one thing i will say is that he probably like. begs cross to get a cat #even if the apartment has no pets allowed he would find a way to smuggle a kitten like cmon this is killer we're talking about HHH #i want them to watch a movie and have them curl around eachother (killer with his eight limbs or smthing) and just. stay like that forever #waghgh the dream....the goal >:')c <333 #anyways be right back imma reblog the ones i didn't see yet!!! thanks for passing byy and don't think twice about tagging me in any updates #muah muah have a nice day))<3333

[hearties-circus]

Oh! Also also possible post-story rosa outfit ?

[Rosa: he/it]

#al art #al ocs #tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 oc #tf2 sniper #can i just say i adore tagging my posts like this bc at a glance you would not fucking guess that rosa is a tf2 sniper oc but he is #but yeah n e ways! #ages ago i drew that 'how rosa would dress if he didnt have debilitating social anxiety' drawing that was. yknow like that #the whole sleeveless turtleneck and feather boa and skin tight jeans #and he probably would wear that if my man was at all ok with being percieved #but i dont think at any point during his life he would ever reach that level of confidence and nonchalance #but! there is a style of dress that he really likes and wants to try out and i think after the main story when he's been recovering and- #-getting support and help from his friends for a few years now he would actually step out of its comfort zone and wear something new #and it would like it!! rosa would like it hed have a blast ! i mean no way in hell is it going out in public on its own but its something #baby steps yknow hes trying its best #ok ok context outta the way i just really love the idea of him carrying a purse bc he woukd!!! he would do that!! #and also i was forcing myself to finally draw his fucking hair #surprise surprise it looks like Lee's which is the point he looks up to and loves his mum so much <3 #rosa

[plulp]

hey guys sorry for the radio silence (4 days) :( Im Sick

but in other news: almost at 200 followers!!!! so if any of you want me to do the same thing i did last time (maybe not as much) or something different i can to celebrate :) since i should be free to draw however much after this week (have some things to take care of (while im sick))

#ill finish doing asks when i get back home (dont know when) #and then when i hit 200 ill do another thing i guess? maybe pcs again or maybe ill draw other peoples dol designs but problem with that is #i Dont Know Many People Here 😰 #i only follow legit like 5 people and i dont check this dashboard often so i miss a lot #since i usually use my main tumblr to yknow. scroll through tumblr #i wish i could reblog other peoples art more often too but for some reason i get nervous? its so weird. i get nervous writing tags #probably because i get too excited and then i get a headache #what was this about again #oh #if any of you have anything you want me to do for 200 you can send an ask or something and ill make a poll so you all can vote on it maybe #but hopefully i can do it like order as in: finish asks i have now > celebrate yay!! > draw more designs lmao #but before all of that. i have to finish this one thing. lemon honey green tea give me the strength i need to finish this. #i need to clear out ageless followers when i get home too :( so i might not be that close after that #right now im 8 away from 200 i think? #but thank you to whoevers followed me :) #if you dont have an age in your bio remember to put one okay? or ill get another headache #i think thats all i have to say right now? if you have any questions comments or concerns please dont be afraid of me. #germaphone #i promise i dont bite. i kind of gnaw like a toothless cat. its all gums and its slimy and feels weird. like that #200 follower special you all ask me about my teeth situation (nothing special really)

[redbuddi]

i love following your blog. i never know what you're gonna reblog next. sometimes it's a funny joke, other times it's lord foog the 2st

really? I thought I was pretty predictable with all my turtleposting haha

#ask #asks #to be fair i guess turtleposters can be pretty unpredictable #one time a turtleposter i was following suddenly posted like #“wow i cant beleive other christians believe in evolution when the bible CLEARLY says that aint real” #and uh. safe to say i no longer follow that turtleposter but it still baffles me #like where do you think the word “mutant” comes from???? #and idk like if i was god and i was telling bibleboy what to write or however those books were made #i probably wouldn't say “and on the 2nd day i set in process the chain of enviornmental changes that would eventually lead to mankind” #like “on the 2nd day i made man” is just a lot less of a mouthful yknow

[gibbearish]

am finally back home and can say without a doubt that i am just fundamentally not built for long distance travel however the train was much nicer than planes

#that being said. pressurized cabins drive me insane a little bit #and also it gives you pretty intense sea legs for a While #like. the ones from the first trip hadnt gone away by the return one. so. might be stuck with that for a few days #we shall see #also ajr live fucks severely #the albums were already incredible but that was a goddamn religious experience #like. idk the way i think abt it is theyre more djs than a regular band esp w their performance showing the making of way less sad #like their music is very electronic‚ theyre making mixes of their own sound effects more than singing in one go #so like. the vocals were a teeensy bit rough at times #notably times it has taken me Literally Hundreds Of Hours Practice to be able to consistently sing along with #and times ive found its literally physically impossible to like. no matter what #idc how big your lungs are‚ there is no human on earth who can do that final run of karma in one breath #much less to An Entire Stadium After An Hour Of Jumping And Dancing And Singing Loud As Fuck #so like i dont blame them for that‚ you dont go to live shows expecting it to be 100% perfect anyways jwbdjsbfksb #the trumpet however. well she was certainly playing sometimes. and was very enthusiastic about her flares. #however. in most of their songs they use midi trumpets to my ear at least #meaning she was likely an addition specifically for live performances and in my personal band kid opinion #prooobably was not in any of the like. higher tier bands? idk just. a lot of the mistakes she was making were hitting as stuff that got #taught out of us the instant we joined any band beyond regular concert #so i would guess she was probably just like. a friend who happened to play trumpet in high school or maybe even just middle school #and they knew that the trumpet parts in their pieces were big and distinct enough that like they /had/ to get a live player #and just kinda. didnt anticipate the audition -> performance gap #like. her tone was really fried the whole time like she was playing as hard as possible #which. she was mic'd. have the sound guy turn her up. #the way they did it made it sound like she was using a mute but not. like she only got the bad parts of a mute from it yknow #her tempo and timing were. bad. theres no nice way to put that one it just Was Bad‚ like the trumpet runs in ajr songs arent. complicated #like. quite literally if you handed me the sheet music right now i would have it down perfect in a week at absolute most #and better than that player on sightread. like. we did so many sightreading drills. #like ill share my band kid creds if anyone cares but i need to emphasize this isnt me being braggy like. they genuinely just arent hard #fuck im out of tags. w/e i think only like one of yall also listens to them anyways so i can leave it there

[everykillerbee]

Alright. This is going to be the only time I break from how I usually do these posts, because this is such an off-putting moment for me. This is a Kishimoto fanservice moment that breaks a lot of things in order to happen.

For starters, it is text that Bee respects Yugito Nii highly. We had just been hammered in about how horrific the situation is, that even in death jinchuuriki are used for their bodies in that they are mutilated and completely controlled in a way unlike the rest of the edo tensei'd characters. This was treated like a moment that hit hard for Bee, especially because he was finding out about it by encountering her reanimated corpse. She's the only one in this group he was close to. He notes his grief. Not to mention, they have a 7 year age gap (Bee is 36, Yugito Nii is 29) which makes this kind of uncomfortable if you think about how long they may have known each other. Thankfully, Bee isn't written in the way Jiraiya is when it comes to this moment (him commenting on Tsunade is a little more that speed, but still comparatively subdued and moreso highlights shock than perversion/harassment). It happened to happen, no nosebleeds or overtly sexual comments, thankfully you can read it as he's just observing and making a goof of it like he does with most things when he disengages emotionally. But it still feels off considering previous moments.

Let's also talk about the fact that she had to have her clothes slashed conveniently in order for this to happen. Through both a shirt and a corset-style blouse. When this whole time, Utakata is Right There With His Chest Out!!!

This is not the exact panel where that wardrobe malfunction happens, but it's of a similar distance. And we can see in the next panel that shows him after that, when Kishimoto decides to draw the node on him, it's very easy to see because... his chest is just out.

Funny enough, all these issues would've not occurred if Bee simply observed it on Utakata. There's no history between the two, his chest is on full display, and it'd happen because this is just the way he dressed when he was living. The only reason Yugito Nii was the reveal was because she's a woman, and it'd been a hot minute since someone's commented on lady boobs for Kishimoto.

#two for one because it's time for my rant. i gotta talk about it i've got to get it Over With #if you read ty for reading i've been waiting SO LONG to have an excuse to share my thoughts about this #im prettyyy sure this is the only rant i will be doing with the original series so do consider this an outlier for sure #i have such big feelings about wtf happened to him in the boruto manga but they can probably be summed up in tags #anyways fsdygfuhsdi #killer bee #featuring naruto #featuring gyuuki #(i guess also featuring yugito nii and utakata in the read more but yknow yadda yadda) #chapter 565

[ezraphobicsoup]

magical john drag king is exactly what alan moore meant about the ideaspace this absolutely existed in our collective consciousness as a human species

#or i guess the human species? who’s to say #ok i actually need to stop i don’t know what i’m thinking anymore #i can like vividly imagine magical john on a stage and real and i’m afraid #also yeah no this post probably doesn’t make sense to anyone else #ezra’s real life rambles #silly hours posting #<- hello my old friend i feel this is justified (ancients of mu mu?????) here #why am i being abnormal about the fucking klf book. what why how this isn’t good this isn’t a cool one to talk to people about #‘hey so you heard of this satire religion called discordianism? oh no you’re not? fair enough #surely you’re aware of self-referential reality tunnels though right? oh no you’re not. hm well how about the illuminatus! trilogy? #huh. ok. well to cut to the chase there was this band called the klf and they had like many hit singles #you’ll know some of them most likely. but uh ultimately they burned 1 million pounds in cash!! like straight up!! and it was filmed #some time afterwards (i think like 23 years?) they went around on an unusal tour showing off the footage #but at this point they weren’t making music anymore you see. so it wouldn’t even make sense as some publicity stunt #but yeah on this tour they go around and ask people why they (the klf) burned 1 million pounds #was it art? was it rock and roll? and most people go ‘it was stupid and selfish you entitled pricks’ #they both (drummond and cauty (the klf)) have a family yknow #like they both have wives and kids. one of them had like four children i think? #anyway the money burning happened on the 23rd of august 1994 in the island of jura’ #you can’t just say all of that to someone no one cares #ok for real i’m gonna go now and eventually sleep

[lanshappycorner]

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#MANNN so much shit happened today to me and im still thinking abt it even though its probably not that big of a deal #i mean its done and over with and im fine but like #???? i mean im used to people harassing me and stuff in public but ive never had a man straight up try to kill me idk😭 #for context earlier today i was walking home from class and there was a middle aged man kneeling on the sidewalk rummaging thru his backpack #so i walked around him and he suddenly just stood up and grabbed my arm and tried to push me into oncoming traffic #and like i almost fell in and became roadkill but i caught myself in time and got away #and like it probably wasnt that big of a deal but i keep thinking about what wouldve happened if i hadnt reacted in time yknow #im trying to joke abt it whenever i talk to ppl abt it but like when i think abt it for too long i get freaked out #its one thing i think to get verbally harrassed but its another when someone forcefully grabs your arm with the intent to harm you #i can still remember the feeling of being grabbed and its so...ughh its . gross. and very scary #well. it couldve been worse i guess !! ill delete this later i just wanted to dump this here

[jonny-b-meowborn]

Guess who fucked her wrists up during work because he refused to go on a single break because he felt like that's the only way to prove she's not useless since her autism stops her from doing anything a person his age "should" do

#its me. if you couldn't guess #i did that #i didnt do any actual damage to my wrists but they are in pain and i can already feel that its gonna get worse #and ill probably have an awful time trying to sleep because of it #and look. #i know that im not useless #i know that prople who have similar or bigger struggles aremt useless either #i dont believe that anyone's worth depends on having a job or being productive or whatever #i do know that #but sometimes even when you know something you dont feel it #yknow what i mean #and this blueberry plantation is the only job i can have right now #im not built for a dayjob but im able to work for a few hours with saplings every now and then #though that is. very physically tiring #which is also extra frustrating to me as a young person #because the other older ladies at the job always make me feel like im not allowed to be tired or in pain because im young #so i never say that im tired until im alone w my mom #and i want to prove that im not a useless parasite. i can do some work. so i might as well give my all #and dont take any breaks #im not trying to excuse hurting myself #but you know. its hard to think straight and respect myself sometimes #sometimes its easier to hurt myself in ways that make other people think good of me #im treating myself to some snacks now tho #gonna go buy myself some chips and smoke s cigarette and watch silly videos and play games and go to bed #and yes i know that being kind to myself after i was cruel to myself doesnt fix that #i shouldn't have the mindset of #yeah im being unnecessarily cruel to myself but at least im gonna reward myself later :) #but y'know what can you do #(go to therapy i should go to therapy) #bee buzz

[baconcolacan]

Dw R Tom! Tord won't let the nasty red soldiers hurt you... maybe

Mmmmmm

#asks #anonymous #whats a little rough and tumble yknow #also they’d probably get hurt first so Tord would just #Tord: You can try I guess :) #Tord watching his own soldiers get beat up: sigh after all the warnings I gave…. #Tord: This year’s batch of Cadets seem too reckless :/ #regimen ao3

[flurr-fields]

Smug ass bitch T-T (3d modeling is a lot easier for me actually :D)

#3d modling #wip #bjdoll #bjd #can anyone guess who im making lmaoo #probably not but yknow #🤷‍♀️ #im totally doing this wrong but heck you im having fun -3- #nomad sculpt