Incorrect Scarlet and Violet Quotes Part 2
Hey everyone!! Guess what time it is? Yeah, you guessed it. More incorrect quotes!!!
Rika: This cookie is… spicy? It’s supposed to be sweet. It’s not even fully baked. If I had to rate this I would give it two—
Poppy: I baked it myself! :)
Rika: —out of two stars, best cookie I’ve ever had!
Carmine: *is unconscious*
Juliana, worried: Carmine’s not breathing! What do we do?!?
Drayton: I’ll give her mouth to mouth!
Carmine: *wakes up* Don’t you dare!!
Juliana: Hey bestie—
Kieran: Die.
Juliana: What did I do to you—
*sometime during the events of the Teal Mask*
Kieran: You know, I never had a friend before…
Juliana: I can be your friend! :D
Kieran:
Kieran: I never had a girlfriend either—
Penny: *is sick*
Nemona: *rushes in and dumps a stack of papers in front of her*
Penny: …Homework?
Nemona: It’s my way of saying ‘get well soon’.
Penny, groaning: You know, chocolate says that even better.
Nemona: I did all your assignments for you! All you have to do is sign your name.
Penny: …Chocolate means nothing to me.
Kieran: Why are you smiling?
Drayton: I’m reading something.
Kieran: Oh, is it good?
Drayton: It’s perfect! This boy is so in love!
Kieran: What is the name of the book?
Drayton, smirking: Your diary!
Kieran, now furiously blushing: W-wait, what?! Drayton, NO! Give it back—
Penny: So, what is Black to you?
Juliana: The reason I wake up every morning.
Penny: Aw, that’s adorable.
Black earlier that morning, barging into Juliana’s room, and literally using the move tackle on her: COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, *starts biting her ear and pulling her hair* WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP!!!!
Crispin: Please, don’t do this. You’ll break my heart.
Drayton: I’m gonna do it!
Crispin: I’ll never forgive you.
Drayton: …
Crispin: …
Drayton: …
Drayton: *throws the last Oreo into his mouth*
Crispin: You’re dead to me.
Florian, giving advice to a new trainer: First rule of battle, don’t ever let them know where you are.
Nemona, shooting out of frame: WHOOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME OF ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME AND FACE ME! WHOOOOOO!!!
Florian:
Florian: ‘Course, there are other schools of thought…
Kieran, borrowing a Rotom phone: Hello?
Drayton, also on the phone: Hey, what’s up?
Kieran: This is Kieran. I need your help, can you come over?
Drayton: Uh I can’t, I’m buying clothes.
Kieran: Alright, well hurry up and come over here.
Drayton: I can’t find them.
Kieran: What do you mean you can’t find them?
Drayton: I can’t find them, there’s only ice cream.
Kieran: …What do you mean there’s only ice cream?
Drayton: It means there’s only ice cream!
Kieran: WELL THEN GET OUT OF THE ICE CREAM ISLE!
Drayton: ALRIGHT YOU DON’T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME! JEEZ!
*Drayton walks to the next isle*
Drayton: There’s more ice cream!
Kieran: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S MORE ICE CREAM?!
Drayton: THERE’S JUST MORE ICE CREAM!
Kieran: GO INTO THE NEXT ISLE!
Drayton: THERE’S STILL ICE CREAM!
Kieran: WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?!
Drayton: I’M AT ICE CREAM!
Kieran: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR ‘AT ICE CREAM’?!?!
Drayton: I MEAN I’M AT ICE CREAM!
Kieran: WHAT SHOP ARE YOU IN?!?!
Drayton: I’M AT THE ICE CREAM SHOP!!
Kieran: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE ICE CREAM SHOP, YOU IDIOT?!?!
Drayton: I DON’T KNOW!!
Kieran: ARUGH!!!
*Florian sneezes*
Carmine: …
Florian, annoyed: Really? Not even a bless you?
Carmine: Your friends with me. Your clearly blessed.
Kieran: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds.
Juliana, excitedly: Forty five seconds?!
Kieran: What? No! I said four TO five seconds! ///
Juliana, already hugging Kieran: Too late!!!
Florian: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes?
Arven: For the dogs.
Florian: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs?
Arven: They don’t know how.
Drayton: Why should I make my bed, when I’m just gonna unmake it to sleep in it anyways?
Carmine, annoyed: Why should we feed you if your just gonna die anyways?
Drayton:
Drayton: I’ll go make my bed—
I hoped you guys liked these!! I still have a ton of quotes in my document so there might be a part 3. Also, so you’re aware Black is the eevee Penny traded Juliana in the league club. I like to think he’s pretty sassy, defiant, and a huge troublemaker. Juliana really has a difficult time with him lol.
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