described my oc emery as "looks like he'd start dripping and smelling something terrible if you left him out of the freezer for too long" yesterday and i think that's going down as his official appearance
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I CAN'T BREATHE I SMELL SMOKE BUT NOBODY IS SMOKING IM IN BED AND NOBODY IN THE HOUSE SMOKES BUT I CAN'T BREATHE
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will never not be boggling to me that ppl see smoking (tobacco) as more of a red flag/deal breaker than drinking like..?? smoking smells bad and kills u faster..? drinking does that and more.. and actually affects how u treat ppl around u (sometimes). im not saying every1 who drinks is abusive or alcoholic obv im just saying the potential risk for drinking vs. smoking in a partner is.. not even close
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She's so pathetic I'm obsessed with her
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vaping may lower my sex appeal, but when you go in for a hug and get a big whiff of stale smoked cigarettes, that lowers sex appeal the same amount
and honestly? id rather not smell
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the start of no sinecure absolutely sounds like the start of a sugar baby au ngl i'm laughing so hard. housing? food? better quality of life just for providing company for a sickly old man? looking for a public-school gentleman even! this man has taste. and bunny jUMPS at the chance. spends his last penny on a train ticket and a straw hat to match the pawn shop suit he wears to the interview.
and he dOES get a little spoiled doesn't he? a small feast with his good friend that he thought was dead with delicious food and expensive champagne. and then jewelry shopping after dinner! absolutely a spoiled little rabbit. raffles even lets him pick a diamond star for himself out of the merchandise.
oh and that little hand squeeze at the end from raffles. a very good start to the second book.
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girls say only trashy man use sauvage by dior and i’m like ??? y’all’s man wear perfume????
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