#cloey talks movies

[thomas-the-goat-of-satan]

whole ATSV movie is just a bunch of maladjusted adults meeting Miles Morales and going, "maybe I Would kill a teenager, actually. maybe that's Not against my moral code."

#spiderverse #miles morales #miguel o'hara #the spot #marvel #movie #cloey talks movies #mine

[prettysimpleshit]

Yaknow that feeling of “what do I do now”? I keep having that

#I think I just need to vent or sleep #because I need to be my first priority #which is so god damn hard #but I literally had a surgery yesterday #and wasn’t allowed to eat #and it didn’t hurt for a while #but then it really did #and yet #I did what everyone else wanted #rather than going home to make cookies #and watch a movie which was all I fucking wanted #anyways #Cloey talks shit

[thomas-the-goat-of-satan]

#do revenge #drea torres #eleanor levetan #movie #cloey talks movies #i make things sometimes #mine

[thomas-the-goat-of-satan]

I'm watching Nerve, and they're desperately trying to pass Emma Roberts off as like, an ugly boring loser. and it's not working At All. "erm. she's not my type 😬😬-" she's?? Emma Roberts?? like am I supposed to pretend that she's not?? because she is.

#like I'm not even attracted to her #but I am looking at her #stuffing her into a striped shirt and throwing her hair into a low ponytail isn't exactly making her scream Ugly Fucking Loser lmao #nerve #movie #cloey talks movies #mine

[thomas-the-goat-of-satan]

why would that little man slurping up cum water matter even Kind Of when in that very same movie we watched him fuck the dirt on top of a grave. I mean. really!!

#I mean Really #saltburn #oliver quick #movie #cloey talks movies #mine

[thomas-the-goat-of-satan]

Kingsman: The Secret Service, best movie ever made actually.

#yep!! #kingsman #movie #cloey talks movies #mine

[thomas-the-goat-of-satan]

fucked up soulmates 🤝 revenge mommy

#do revenge #drea torres #eleanor levetan #movie #cloey talks movies #mine

[thomas-the-goat-of-satan]

one of my biggest comphet crushes back in the day was Dylan O'Brien, but not in anything that would've been normal for me to fixate on, like The Maze Runner or Teen Wolf, but in The Internship. a shitty comedy starring Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn where he played a phone addicted Google nerd. he was also a huge dick. it was one of the more intense ones, too; it had me stomping through the trenches of Wattpad. I didn't even know that Dylan O'Brien was a real, bona fide Supernatural Heartthrob™ at the time either, which somehow makes it worse.

#it's not embarassing like some of them are but it's certainly adjacent #the internship #stuart twombly #dylan o'brien #movie #cloey talks movies #mine

[thomas-the-goat-of-satan]

omg have you watched shiva baby. it has dianna agron in it and rachel sennott

I'm watching it right now for the first time!! you inspired me.

#it's stressful #shiva baby #movie #cloey talks movies #ask #april 🧡 #mine

[thomas-the-goat-of-satan]

tragically, I Do think that the costume design in the new Mean Girls musical is atrocious. I hate to say it. but alas. I must.

#mean girls #mean girls musical #musical #movie #cloey talks movies #mine

[thomas-the-goat-of-satan]

thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love. or whatever.

#crazy line delivery actually and I'm thinking about it a lot!! a lot a lot a lot. #moulin rouge #christian #satine #ewan mcgregor #musical #movie #cloey talks movies #mine

[thomas-the-goat-of-satan]

I hate Saturday Night Fever. the whole movie I've gotta watch this faggy little nineteen year old New Yorker prance around and not just be misogynistic, but be Misogyny Itself, and all of his friends are, no shit, fucking Evil. I wish he'd died. I wish everyone in that movie had died. I wish I had died, if I'm being totally frank with you.

#!!! #saturday night fever #movie #cloey talks movies #mine

[thomas-the-goat-of-satan]

best part of the Descendants franchise is when Uma and her crew have the prince dangling over shark infested waters and Mal opens her argument as to why they should give him back with, "now, I know that you're a fucking idiot, but let's be rational here. you little bitch. I hate you. please give me my boyfriend back."

#not a great intro girlie; she should've dropped him based on that alone #descendants franchise #uma #mal bertha #musical #movie #cloey talks movies #mine

[thomas-the-goat-of-satan]

Bring It On is so funny. like yeah, obviously the girls calling Missy an uber dyke were being homophobic cunts, but they were also literally right.

#not to agree with miss Courtney and Whitney but they were right on the money #bring it on #missy pantone #movie #cloey talks movies #mine #tw d slur

[thomas-the-goat-of-satan]

god, and his hands weren't even that great!!

#like please!! #may #horror #movie #cloey talks movies #mine

[thomas-the-goat-of-satan]

these Letterboxd bitches are so Dramatic; I thought that the 2002 Carrie was gonna SUCK from the way they talked about it.

#and it DIDN'T!! #carrie (2002) #horror #movie #cloey talks movies #mine