#corrin.txt

[incorrectlegoes]

Pythor: We have the green ninja.

Garmadon: Let me speak with him.

Pythor: Go ahead, you’re on speaker.

Garmadon: Dumbass

#incorrect quotes #text post #self ship #ninjago #pythor p chumsworth #lord garmadon #sensei garmadon #implied shipping #secretshipping #jade family verse #corrin.txt #q

[raggedy-dxctor]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS THAT

#corrin.txt #cellbit #qsmp #im reeling so much has happened today

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[kamuzeros]

listen to satan and lucifer's duo song and tell me they aren't latino.

#obey me #corrin.txt #i am just being stupid #but anyways all the demon bros are latino :) mexican specifically #bc i am mexican lol

[legoes]

#self ship #images #meme #corrin.txt #original.txt #q #𝗌𝗎𝗇 𝗐𝗎𝗄𝗈𝗇𝗀 (𝗋)

[corrinisantisjm]

NOOOO I FOUND A THRONE OF GLASS STANNIE IN MY ENGLISH CLASS THIS IS SO HEARTBREAKING

‘i really like the character arcs’ What character arcs

#heartbroken #corrin.txt #anti sjm #anti tog

[alkaloidal]

the amount of tags i had to censor because i didn’t want to see dsmp shit is ridiculous

#corrin.txt #yeah i don’t like dsmp #what are u gonna do? get ur gang of teenagers and beat me up? #anti dsmp

[incorrectlegoes]

Corrin: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?

Jay: Which came first, the orange or the orange?

Zane: Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago.

Cole: What was the color called before then?

Kai: There was no color, duh!

Kai: Everything was black and white!

#incorrect quotes #text post #self ship #ninjago #corrin conner #jay walker #zane julien #cole brookstone #kai smith #polyelements #jade ninja verse #corrin.txt #q

[incorrectlegoes]

Corrin: If you got arrested what would be the charges?

Zane: Theft.

Cole: Disturbing the peace.

Jay: Aggravated assault.

Kai: Arson.

Morro: All of the above.

Morro: In that order, probably.

#incorrect quotes #text post #self ship #ninjago #corrin conner #zane julien #cole brookstone #jay walker #kai smith #morro wu #jade ninja verse #corrin.txt #q

[incorrectlegoes]

Kid Lloyd: Mom, how come my cousin Morro has a boyfriend?

Koko: Because not everyone is attracted to the opposite gender and that’s totally cool!

Lloyd: I know that…

Lloyd: But how come HE has one?

Lloyd: He’s awful.

#incorrect quotes #text post #self ship #lego ninjago movie #lloyd garmadon #koko suzuki #implied shipping #summerbreezeshipping #chipped jade verse #corrin.txt #q

[incorrectlegoes]

Corrin: Count how many sand is here, Zane, that’s your first mission.

Cole and Kai: *Burst out laughing*

Zane: Okay!

Zane: One, two, three, …

Morro, watching in horror as Zane keeps counting: Why the fuck would you make him do that?

Corrin: It passes the time.

Morro: It’s gonna take so long.

Morro: Corrin, it’s gonna be so annoying.

Corrin: I’m curious what the biggest number is.

Cole and Kai: *Laugh even harder*

Morro: No, he’s just gonna be counting forever!

Corrin: Perhaps.

Kai, trying not to burst out laughing again and failing: P-Perh-

Kai: *More laughing*

Morro: Corrin, what have you brought?

Morro: This is your fault!

Zane: … twenty-nine, thirty.

Zane: There are only thirty million sand particles in this desert.

Corrin: See, that was easy!

Morro: What the fuck.

#incorrect quotes #text post #self ship #lego ninjago movie #corrin conner #cole brookstone #kai smith #zane julien #morro wu #summerbreezeshipping #chipped jade verse #corrin.txt #q

[incorrectlegoes]

Kai: *posts a super low-quality image to the ninja group chat*

Jay: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents.

Kai: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.

Zane: Actually I did the math, Jay would have $225, not $0.15.

Jay: Fam, I’m right here….

Corrin: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :D

Cole: While you’re there could you buy me an apple juice please and some milk?

Corrin: Sorry I only have a dollar

Cole: :(

Zane: Hey I just confirmed it with Pix and she is right.

Zane: Jay would have $22,500 because it’s a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.

Corrin: If I had $22,500, I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice and milk.

Zane: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.

Cole: Yeah and he still wants soda and apply juice and milk.

Kai: Apply juice and milk to what?

Jay: Directly to the forehead.

Nya: Great chat everyone.

#incorrect quotes #text post #self ship #ninjago #kai smith #jay walker #zane julien #corrin conner #cole brookstone #nya smith #polyelements #jade ninja verse #corrin.txt #q

[incorrectlegoes]

Cole: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

Corrin: Can’t relate.

Kai: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?

#incorrect quotes #text post #self ship #ninjago #cole brookstone #corrin conner #kai smith #jade ninja verse #corrin.txt #q

[incorrectlegoes]

Zane: You have one day left to live.

Zane: What do you do?

Cole: Cry.

Kai: Something illegal and edgy.

Jay: I'd message 10 people on Facebook saying that if they don't forward the message to 10 people I would die tomorrow.

Corrin: I think I would worry so much about what to do I'd end up doing nothing.

#incorrect quotes #text post #self ship #ninjago #zane julien #cole brookstone #kai smith #jay walker #corrin conner #polyelements #corrin.txt #q #jade ninja verse

[incorrectlegoes]

-After Garmadon gets a phone for the first time-

Garmadon: 3>

Garmadon: Wait how do I turn the 3 around

Corrin: Oh my god-

Garmadon: Nevermind I got it

Garmadon: Ɛ>

Corrin: Wait what the actual fuck

#incorrect quotes #text post #self ship #ninjago #lord garmadon #sensei garmadon #corrin garmadon #secretshipping #jade family verse #corrin.txt #q

[incorrectlegoes]

Wu: What are some fucked up facts?

Garmadon: My ex-husband bites me even though I am so nice to him

#incorrect quotes #text post #self ship #lego ninjago movie #sensei wu #lord garmadon #implied shipping #secretshipping #lost jade verse #corrin.txt #q

[incorrectlegoes]

Kai: Fine, I admit it, I still can’t swim!

Kai: I never took those lessons at the community pool.

Corrin: Kai, you promised!

Kai: They wanted to put me in the beginner’s class with the little kids!

Kai: I can’t be swimming around with a bunch of five-year-olds!

Kai: They can be so cruel when they sense weakness.

Morro: That’s why on the first day, you have to beat up the biggest one in the yard!

Corrin: Morro, that’s prison.

Morro: Only if you let it be.

#incorrect quotes #text post #self ship #ninjago #kai smith #corrin conner #morro wu #jade ninja verse #corrin.txt #q