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[senseilms]

Teach about anything! There is always somebody willing to pay you for it. - By the makers of WordPress.com.

#learning #teaching #education #courses #senseilms

[entamewitchlulu]

once i was in a creative writing class in college, and in a bit of humor i wrote the line:

"Um," I said, eloquently.

And my teacher was so adamant that I had to remove it because "um is not an eloquent word, so it makes no sense" and i was like my brother in christ it's called Irony

#she was so so adamant about it like. #ma'am. #specifically i did it that way because i wanted to express the fact that the character felt particularly foolish #like their brain being all like 'oh nice job what an eloquent way of putting it dumbass' #but without writing all that out ya know. #but no it was 'wrong' and it had to be removed :/ #creative writing courses have never done a damn thing for me tbh #i know there has got to be a better way to teach it so that it doesn't quash someone's creativity #but i have yet to find one that does so #people are so weird about writing as an art compared to other visual arts :/ #lulu talks

[smoothedsmoothie]

i just had to draw them

#our flag means death #ofmd #our flag means death fanart #ofmd fanart #ofmd art #ofmd s2 #our flag means death season 2 #ofmd season 2 #ofmd s2 spoilers #our flag means death spoilers #ofmd spoilers #edward teach #edward teach ofmd #art #fanart #my art #of course that is the first thing i'm going to draw pfft #my posts #bunny ofmd

[saltpepperbeard]

“Our Blackbeard is a legend, a lover, a fighter, a tactical genius, a poetic soul, and quite possibly insane.”

#OFMD #Our Flag Means Death #OFMD Season 2 #OFMD S2 Trailer #Epilepsy Warning #cw flashing gifs #Edward Teach #Taika Waititi #ofmdblog #ofmdsource #ofmdedit #ofmddaily #ofmd gifs #Edit #Really wanted to gif these Theatrical Storm Moments side by side #AND REALLY HAD TO MAKE THEM BORPLE #BECAUSE OF COURSE #SO SO READY TO SEE HIM AGAIN #SO SO READY TO HAVE OUR LEGEND LOVER FIGHTER GENIUS POETIC SOUL INSANE LITTLE GUY BACK #...In two weeks lmao HOLY moly #It genuinely is two weeks officially isn't #THAT IS B O N K E R S ACTUALLY

[lyoneve]

The new crew member on Hornigold’s ship gets real flirty when he drinks and Izzy has finally stopped pretending to be annoyed by it

Young!edizzy anyone? 👀

#consider this my contribution to the babygirlification of ed teach #this was just an excuse to stare at pictures of young taika and con #ed cropped the t-shirt himself of course #ofmd fanart #ofmd #our flag means death #edward teach #blackbeard #izzy hands #edizzy #ed x izzy #ed/izzy #my art #i feel the need to explore their backstory now before we get a backstory that ruins all my headcanons #like them meeting pre blackbeard era #and izzy teaching him sword fighting #it might not make the most sense but it does make the most feels

[zaana]

Upgrading from the bow

#the bad batch #tbb omega #tbb crosshair #of course he would teach her #proud dad moment #dad batch #fanart

[celluloidbroomcloset]

Their touches really do become increasingly intimate from about Act of Grace through to the end.

First, Ed just reaching for Stede’s chest and shoulder, like touching him will keep him alive.

Then the kiss. Not just that hand on Stede’s face but the one around his shoulders that slides down his back.

The second kiss in the moonlight, when Stede reaches for and holds the back of Ed’s head to kiss him deeper.

The intense kiss against the wall - Ed just grabbing Stede’s shoulders and waist, Stede pushing his hand into Ed’s hair. It’s a combination of their first and second kisses, just that much more intense and reciprocal.

And the confident way they touch each other on the beach - Stede holding Ed’s arms, Ed caressing Stede’s face.

But the bit that really I think makes it is that final touch as Ed rests his hand on Stede’s shoulder and Stede holds his arm. It’s so comfortable and intimate, a kind of repeat of the "Act of Grace" moment, but it’s not tentative or grasping, and Stede is holding Ed, giving him that equal reassurance.

#ofmd #our flag means death #gif #stede bonnet #edward teach #gentlebeard #there's more of course #but throughout you can really see how their intimacy changes #ofmd meta

[nelkcats]

Do you believe in fairies?

No one could deny that all the Robins had a unique and lively spirit, they began their career with stars in their eyes and feet in the air. Or at least most of them, Damian was still a work in progress.

Due to how the League of Assassins had raised him, it was a bit difficult to communicate with him. And most of the experiences or dreams that kids his age had were just not available. Dick had done everything to show him the "magic" but nothing was working. Not even his weekly Disney movie marathon.

That's why Dick decided to be a little more...literal about it. He asked Constantine and Zatanna for help in contacting a fairy (Zatanna looked at him as if he was crazy), this was because the last movie Damian had shown interest in was "Peter Pan". Or at least it was until Tinkerbell showed up and Damian declared that "he didn't believe in fairies."

Unfortunately for Constantine, he owed the former Robin a favor, so he tried to summon a Fairy. Of course, since the universe is engaged in making his life miserable, something went wrong. And instead of a Fairy, a ghost was looking around in confusion.

Danny didn't know where he got to, or why the boy in front of him asked him if he was "a fairy", but he decided to play along and quickly form crystal wings out of his ice. The halfa was quite amused by the situation, while Constantine looked doubtfully at the supposed "fairy" who didn't look like a fairy at all.

Danny smiled happily as he sat in the circle, he could leave at any time (and he hated being summoned) but the situation seemed extremely interesting.

#dpxdc #Dick is trying #he wants to teach Damian about magic and fairytales #of course Damian doesn't believe #so he asked Constantine and Zatanna for help #Zatanna refused because any fairy is tricky #but Constantine accepted because he owned Dick a favor #Constantine chosed the wrong book #he was distracted #Danny was summoned instead of a fairy #ghost king danny #dp x dc #dc x dp #Danny is confused #but he would like to know where the situation is going #so he's going to pretend to be a fairy for a while #Damian at least think he is interesting #Fairy Ice Wings

[hiimcanadia]

Ed and Stede give each other those stupid sex/kiss/hug/etc coupons, and at first they both think it's incredibly silly using them because come on, they're the most physically affectionate couple ever. They'll give each other those things whenever they ask, no "coupon" required.

But then one day, Ed notices that Stede's shoulders are starting to look a little too pink for his liking. But Stede is refusing to come back inside until he's done with his work out in the garden, so Ed marches out with his little coupon book and tells Stede that he is required to come back inside because Ed has a "free cuddle session" coupon to redeem

And maybe a few weeks later Ed is upset about a new project of his not going the way he wanted, and he can't seem to stop dwelling on it, so Stede pulls out a "free sex" coupon and spends the whole afternoon making Ed forget everything that has ever bothered him

Stede worrying that he's not good enough for Ed is met with a "sexy makeout sesh" coupon. Ed worrying that he's unlovable is met with a "BIG hug" coupon. They become less of a silly thing they use even when they know they don't need to, and more of a reminder to each other about how loved and desired they really are- enough that even just a simple hug or kiss or cuddle, something that they can have whenever they ask, feels like the greatest gift in the world

#of course they do still use them to be silly sometimes. you couldn't take the silly out of these two if you tried #ofmd #ed teach #stede bonnet #gentlebeard

[hedgehog-moss]

French TV journalist having a hard time trying to get woman in the street to comment on Macron's latest speech yesterday

Protesters organised casserolades (aka banging on pots and pans) in front of city halls across the country at 8pm, when Macron was speaking, to symbolically drown out his voice. Later that evening, Macron was filmed singing a song with some 'random people' in a street in Paris, trying to show he can go out and meet people and have fun because protesters don't exist. The people he was singing with (members of a choir, some of whom are 'alt-right-leaning') were using a folk song app created by far-right activists that was criticised a few months ago for hosting a Spanish fascist anthem & Third Reich military marches.

The government's response was that the President "couldn't know the background of the people he met that night." Maybe if he wants to avoid being associated with the far-right (that's a big if, I know), Macron should keep in mind that with the kinds of strategies and positioning his government has adopted lately, people in the street who welcome him with open arms and are proud to be filmed with him have a higher than average likelihood of supporting fascism.

#genre hier darmanin qui dit qu'il faut sanctionner les gens au RSA et aujourd'hui le maire pour qui fraudeur = maghrébin... #also the far-right ppl who made that song lyric app got 40K€ of public funding from the ministry of culture #our government is 'questioning' public funding for the human rights league but not this #so yeah this is just 1 thing out of the avalanche of bullshit the government keeps unleashing these days #i could have made a post about the minister of the interior; a known rapist; saying #that french people are angry about the reform but ''they swallowed it'' #that was yesterday; this week is going well so far #cool thing that happened last week is that the film director who won the césar des lycéens award #made a speech in the presence of the minister of education in which he said #''it must be hard to be minister of education for a president whose words and actions reflect the opposite #of the values school is supposed to teach the youth: contempt rather than respect; dictating rather than dialoguing'' (etc) #also last week when macron went to notre-dame and of course forbade protests in the area #so protesters hopped on a boat and protested on the seine next to notre-dame #frpol

[senseilms]

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#learning #teaching #education #courses #senseilms

[flamingpudding]

Fictober23 Prompt: 15 - "Fine explain it to me."

Fandom: DPxDC

Rating: T

Warnings: Slight shipping but can be seen as platonic too

A/N: Just wanted to mention that I usually am more of a found family themed dpxdc writer but this was a self runner once I started writing until I realised that this could be seen as a ship.

Danny sipped on the champain, he was drinking leaning against the wall. Next to him, also leaning against the wall with crossed arms was Dan glaring at everyone that even remotely tried to approach them. Dani had disappeared into the crowds and Danny was convinced that she had made her way to the buffet table and had found a hiding place with whatever food she had piled up high on a plate. He had seen her do that before.

"How long do these things go?" Dan asked, glaring at someone specifically, Danny knew was a business partner of the fruitloop.

"A couple of hours, usually fruitloop lets us leave around 8 pm." Danny answered easily, surveying the area for any familiar face he might recognize despite knowing he wouldn't. Sam's family wasn't attending this gala and any face he could recognize was probably a business partner of Vlad or someone he had seen on a magazine cover.

"Dile back your glare. Your eyes are glowing red." He offhandedly mentioned to his time-clone-twin taking another sip. Dan only growled at him and looked stubbornly away, though his eyes lost the red color and turned back to a blue.

"How do you and Dani do this shit?"

Danny hummed, museing how things had changed over the past couple of years since Dani and him started to attend these Galas Vlad made them go too. "I hated it at first too. But you weren't socialized enough to attend and Dani used to flat out refuse but we got used to it and found our tactics on how to handle it. Dani usually raids the buffet and finds a hiding place, I just hang with Sam if she is here."

"But she is not." Dan growled, now glaring at a rich kid that had looked like it wanted to approach them but wisely decided to turn tail at Dan's glare. "These stuck up kids are trying to mock us aren't they?"

"Yup." Danny popped the p. "We could always ghost the fruitloop though."

"And have to listen to him lecturing us later? No thanks." Dan's eyes went over the people at this place. He saw Vlad talking to someone he was pretty sure had been on the cover of some tech magazine before but then his eyes stopped on a guy with black hair and blue eyes looking only slightly older than them that was staring at them very intensely.

Dan rammed his elbow into Danny's side, causing the other to wheeze and nearly drop the glass he was holding. The one he had spotted was now on his way to approach them and Dan narrowed his eyes. "You know that guy?"

Danny once he caught his breath again looked up and his eyes widened with recognition. "Shit!"

But before Dan could question the other about that guy, who was now speed walking with a business smile towards them, Danny grabbed him by the elbow and dragged him along with him. "We need to go, like right now."

Dan dragging his feed and making Danny literally drag him along only looked at his phone arching an eyebrow mockingly. "It's not 8 pm yet."

"Text the fruitloop. We are going-"

"Danny, what a pleasure to see you here, I didn't know you attended galas like this." Danny got cut off by the same guy Dan had spotted watching them. He hadn't seen how but somehow that guy had managed to cross the hall before them and block Danny's exit.

Dan heard Danny mutter a distinctive "fuck" before letting go of his elbow and smiling at the guy nervously. "Dick. What a surprise. I didn't know you would be here."

"Dick?" Dan repeated with an arched eyebrow but Danny swiftly stepped on his foot.

"Well Bruce thought it was about time again I attended one of the Galas with him again. You know how it is, don't you?" There was a glint in the other's eyes and Dan eyed him interested, the guy had some dirt on Danny. This was going to be interesting.

"Ah well yea, Vlad asked for me to come along too and someone got to represent my late parents too after all." Danny laughed nervously, rubbing the back of his neck and clearly avoiding direct eye contact.

"Represent your late parents?"

"Yea funny thing, my parents willed their company to me and-"

"I thought you said you were an engineer working for Dalv.Co? To think I told you about how I am with the Waynes and yet you never mentioned even once to me your relation to Masters." Dan blinked, okay so that guy was a friend Danny had made somehow outside of Sam and Tucker.

"I do! I do, it's just that… well... I can explain!"

"Fine, explain it to me."

Danny appeared to be a flustered mess while this Dick was staring at him with crossed arms. Dan watched them with fascination and a small amount of satisfaction at how Danny fumbled with his words. He then felt a tuck at his side and locked down to find Dani offering him popcorn.

"That's Dick Greyson." Something suddenly clicked for Dan and he smirked down at Dani.

"The guy that's teaching your Gymnastic course that Danny always volunteers to take you too?"

Dani nodded once more and now also sporting a mischievous smile.

#fictober23 #danny fenton #danny phantom #dp x dc #dpxdc #dcxdp #crossover #dick grayson #dan phantom #dani phantom #vlad master #Danny might have a crush on Dick #He meet him through Dani's gymnastics course Dick is voluntary teaching #They do not know about each others secret identities #Danny forgot that Dick was a Wayne and can appear at galas too #He had kept his relation to Vlad a secret

[gunpowdercarousel]

I present to you Minthara surprised by a mimic dialogue:

I am now requesting someone do art of Minthara treating mimics like house pets.

#telling it to heel #teaching it to roll over #playing fetch with it #an of course giving commands to completely inanimate objects #someone catches her shouting orders at their laundry chest and is like “minth wtf are you doing?” #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #bg3 memes #minthara #minthara bg3 #minthara baenre

[saltpepperbeard]

"Don't do it, Stede. Killing in cold blood...You can't come back from that."

#OFMD #OFMD Season 2 #OFMD S2 #OFMD S2 Spoilers #Edward Teach #Taika Waititi #Edit #ofmd gifs #ofmdgifs #ofmdedit #ofmddaily #ofmdsource #ofmdblog #tvedit #tvgifs #LOOK MOM FINALLY PUT OUT A 6-7 SET HSDJKSDHLSK #just had to go with this one first because man #~*~C O L O R E S~*~ #and also of course: ed is so so beautiful #so #y'know #WIN WIN jsdklsh

[girlbossblackbeard]

genuinely makes my stomach hurt thinking about being cringefail (affectionate) stede bonnet and somehow getting quite literally the absolute hottest piece of ass (and heart and mind) the entirety of the seven seas has EVER seen to fall in love with you to the point of asking you to run away together only to engage in THE biggest flop behavior of the century and LOSE him, and then trying so desperately to reunite with him and win him back but he gives you the (very beautiful and sexily tattooed) cold shoulder in front of two lesbian pirates in an antique shop. i'm gonna be sick

#like imagine knowing you had an absolute SNACK like Ed but you fucked up and now you can't get him back #(he will get him back eventually of course) #but if I got rejected by Ed while he was looking like that???? with THAT hair and THAT necklace in THAT lighting????? #I would let the sea take me at that point #ofmd #our flag means death #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #edward teach #stede bonnet #ofmd s2 #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd season 2

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 306

Danny is having such a good time right about now actually. Is he being carried like a football? Yeah. But pretty much every other ghost is avoiding him, and he got to see Vlad get his ass kicked. Sort of. He got to see him get scruffed like a misbehaving cat and then tossed to a ghost that apparently has some sort of mental-health obsession thing. 

But! Unimportant! Big halloween ghost knight? Yeah, apparently they’re also a halfa- which he guesses sort of makes sense? There had to have been some at some point before him and Vlad for that to be like, a proper term or whatever. But still! That is far more important than the fruitloop in his opinion! Learning how to wield swords! More important than any of that, thank you! 

Also dimension travel, sweet, cool, whatever, he technically does that all the time via going to the Zone. Magic. Swords. And an older halfa that doesn’t want to marry his mom! This is great! Best weekend ever! He’s going to get Sam and Tucker so many souvenirs while he’s there too, but magic swords!!

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Fright Knight: Well Fuck this kid has not a single clue about shit time for a crash course #Halfa Fright Knight #He might be battle-brothers with Pariah as well #Also he has glowy tattoos across his body #Did he train with the all caste at some point? Who knows #Fright Kerian Knight: We’re going to another timeline for training so we don’t accidentally destroy ours #Danny: He seems like he knows what he’s doing :) #FK inwardly: I have no clue what I’m doing how do you teach small ghostlings #Also I need you to know he has braids framing his face- one for his own teacher and one for his brother #Danny is not immune to the thought of magic space swords #shadow core fright knight #space core danny