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Dinosaur Names You Can Use for a Pet

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Dinosaur Names You Can Use for a Pet

Dinosaur names are very interesting and some of them do really well for some pet types. The lists I’ll be giving you below are of over 100 dinosaur names you can use for your pet, to make it stand out. The rest of the article will also have some tips you can use when picking out the perfect dino name for your pet depending on its character. You will get some ideas of real-life paleontologist-approved dinosaur names, dino-themed names, as well as cute and famous tv dinosaur nicknames. You will basically get a list of every type of dinosaur you might have heard of.

The Best 19 Dinosaur Names for Pets

I’ll first go over the list of the 19 dinosaur names for pets I like the most. You might recognize some of the names as coming from games, movies, or TV shows. There are also some that are simply based on the scientific name that a certain dinosaur type has received.

Arlo

Barney

Bowser

Bronty

Dino

DinoMighty

Dippy

Dorothy

Godzilla

Grimlock

Gronk

Horacio

Iggie

Reptar

Rex

Spike

Steggie

Sue

Yoshi

Some Cool Pet Dinosaur Names

Dinosaurs are very cool, and you can’t deny this. If you think that your pet is so awesome that it really deserves the name of a cool dinosaur, then check out the names from the list below.

You might also like my articles on pet names of the year, names for pairs of pets, or great mustang horse names.

Big Al

Chomp

Claw

Crackers

Dino Lord

Elvis

Fossil

Max

Megalith

Raptor Zord*

Roar

Scar

Snappy

Spike-a-saurus

Stegmutt

Stego Zord*

The King

Titano Zord*

Trike

Zeg

Zippo

Cute Dinosaur Names for Pets

If you have an adorable pet but still think that it might be appropriate to give it a dinosaur name, then go over this list of very cute puns and dino-related nicknames, which are perfect for lovable pets.

Barry

Brontosnorous

Bronty

CompsogNathan

Compy

Cute-a-saurus

Don

Eddie (coming from Edmontosaurus)

Feathers

Fluffasaur

Frill

Gertie

Little Liz

Paris-sauralophus

Rexie

Speedy

Spiny

Sweetiesaur

Tinydon

Toothless

The Real, Scientific Dinosaur Names, for Weirder Pet Owners

Do you have a pet that seems very clever? Is it the type of pet you really have to take seriously? Then you might consider that a proper name for it would be the real, scientific name of a dinosaur. Or if you want to keep things even cooler, just give the pet an English translation of the dino name.

Velociraptor

Tyrannosaurus Rex

Triceratops

Stegosaurus

Spinosaurus

Pterodactyl (Winged Fingers)

Protoceratops

Oviraptor (Egg Thief)

Mamenchisaurus

Maiasaura (Good Mother Lizard)

Iguanadon

Gigantosaurus

Gallimimus (Chicken Mimic)

Diplodocus

Camarasaurus

Brontosaurus (Thunder Lizard)

Brachiosaurus

Baryonyx (Heavy Claw)

Barosaurus

Apatosaurus

Anatotitan

Albertosaurus (Deceptive Lizard)

Dinosaur Names from Classic Kids’ TV

Are you the type of person that doesn’t like formal, serious names? Then let’s shift our attention to the more nostalgic world of Children’s TV, where you can actually find some very cool dinosaurs. Some of them might even revive some old memories of yours. Here is what I could find from three of the most known kid’s TV companies.

From Disney, the very popular classic by Jim Henson, ‘Dinosaurs’:

Charlene

Earl

Ethel

Mr. Lizard

Richfield

Robbie

Sinclair

The Baby

Let’s see some of the dino names from a more up-to-date TV show for kids, the ‘Dinotrux’ robo-dino series.

Click-clack

Dozer

D-structs

Reptool

Revvit

Scraptor

Skya

Ton-ton

What about the dino names from the animated film series ‘The Land Before Time’?

Cera

Chompy

Duckie

Littlefoot

Longneck

Petrie

Sharptooth

Names from the Jurassic World movie

Are you looking for dino names that sound a little more mature for your pet? Then what about dinosaur names you can get from movies? Or you can also pick a name of a famous director, actor, or even movie character from a famous movie with dinosaurs.

You can find quite a few options in the Jurassic Park/World movie franchise:

Alan

Attenborough

Blue

Bryce

Bumpy

Charlie

Chris

Crichton

Darius

Delta

Echo

Ellie

Hammond

Indominus

Indoraptor

Jeff

Laura

Macy

Malcolm

Owen

Pete

Sam

Spielberg

Tea

Vince

Or you might have a different dinosaur movie you like more. Try to watch it again and remember some of the names of the leading characters. Who knows? Maybe one of them will be perfect for your pet.

Real-Life Dinosaur Celebrities

Some people give their pet the name of a dinosaur straight up. But why not be a little more subtle when picking out a name? The names below are related to real celebrities in the dinosaur world. You will have examples of paleontologists that are behind some very amazing discoveries, but also presenters that made it so that kids love the prehistoric. All of them have their individual places in dinosaur history.

The list also contains the reason behind them becoming famous. Take a look and see if any one of them is appropriate for your pet.

Andy Day He presented the show ‘Andy’s Dinosaur Adventures’ Barnum Brown he discovered the T-Rex dinosaur Benjamin W Hawkins was the one to make the first dinosaur models Elizabeth Philpott Victorian paleontologist Jack Horner he was behind the discovery of the Maiasaurus’ nesting grounds Jack McIntosh one of the leading sauropod experts Joan Wiffen the first individual that found dinosaurs in New Zealand Karen Chin studied the first fossilized T-Rex dung Lawrence Lambe Canada’s first dino finds Luis Alvarez behind the meteorite theory of dinosaur mass extinction Mary Anning a Victorian expert in fossils Nigel Marven he was the presenter of the ‘Prehistoric Park’ Othniel Marsh named Triceratops and Stegosaurus Patricia Vicker-Rich one of the leading Australian paleontologists Richard Owen was the one that invented the name ‘dinosaur’ Roy C Andrews he was behind the discovery of the Velociraptor Ruth Mason he discovered thousands of fossils Stephen Fry He narrated the ‘March of the Dinosaurs’ Sue Hendrickson he found a T-Rex skeleton in South Dakota William Buckland he was behind the discovery of Megalosaurus William Parker Foulke he was the one to discover the first American dinosaur skeleton Zhao Xijin he named 17 dinosaur families and species

Finding The Best Dinosaur Name

When picking the best dinosaur pet name you can pick from a very wide range of different sources. From celebrity Victorian fossil searchers to names that reflect the looks of the dinosaurs, from real-life dino bones to fictional or cartoon dinosaurs, the possibilities are endless.

I hope the lists above will give you some ideas for great names for your pet. Don’t forget to go for one that is related to dinosaurs, while still reflecting the personality and looks of your pet, at least to some degree.

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ivesambrose · 4 years

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Mercury Retrograde in scorpio 2020 messages 🤎

🔥 Fire signs (♈ ♌ ♐)

You might feel more serious ™ around this time and might want to get things in order for yourself. So immaturity or smart mouthing of people might strike a nerve with you. You don't have to react to it. You might feel more competitive around this time especially if you have air placements in your chart as well.

Dreams are about to get stranger. If you're more in tune with dreamscapes expect feeling like you've walked into someone's ekse dream or they may have walked into yours. You're going to be needing more rest as well.

Hold onto your manifestions but not the need of it, knowing that it's yours and it'll come. Nothing has slowed down, it'll come on time. Don't fret.

Possessiveness in love. Either you have realized you feel deeply towards someone and you want to connect to them like that but mercury is putting some hindrance in communication in some way or the other but you have a sudden burst of competetiveness fueling everything for you.

You're gonna want to rebel a lot. You're gonna want to say, "fuck you." even more. You're gonna have to rest. I don't see stuff from the past here just sudden burst of a Pterodactyl going reeeeeee!!

🌊 Water signs (♋ ♏ ♓)

Ah yes, realizations. Loud ones. Will it be smooth? Not gonna lie, no it won't. But it will be freeing. Now that you know you no longer have to stay stoic and stupid you no longer have to feel like you're holding yourself back.

Certain wounds may feel fresh again or serve as a reminder as to why exactly you shut someone out of your life or preferred to have your guards up with them. I feel your subconscious is really bubbling up but either you're busy with something in regards to career or finances or school work, you've decided to look like you don't see it, but you're looking directly at it. Just you folks can be really secretive as f.

Some of you may move away from family or current residence or just would like to be away for real. Emotional detachment with family members can be a thing too.

I swear a lot of you will look back at a moment where someone felt like such a nice friend/romantic partner/boss or colleague who seemed so promising and stable to you and then conclude. Wow. Blatant lies. Fake news. Then you'll just look at them different and divert all your focus advancing in your journey. Tbh get them coins.

Also I think a few of you suddenly find yourself drawn to fire dominants? (I'm talking fire cracker) It's like y'all no longer want uwu, y'all want owo. Might just end up with one and have a happy family together later on. Please don't get restless and act up during the retrograde.

🌱 Earth signs (♉ ♍ ♑)

Don't you just love it when patience pays off? Like I know I do wtf is 'patience is a virtue'? I have a backache Linda how long am I supposed to wait? Anyway so, we did the waiting. Things will move towards end of the retrograde. You just calmly sit and focus on your savings and how far you've come. Pour yourself a drink or two because when things speed up I assure you, you'll want the snails pace back at one point.

You're preparing to leave something behind. It had his time, taught you it's lessons, made you feel great, but you cannot stay in that comfort zone anymore. Come on, you know this. It's been a long time coming. You feel unsure of it, because welp Square one? All alone? Yep and that's the best part. Why did you suddenly stunt your growth and exploring? Esp if you have fire placements too (sun or rising)

You go on your merry way, yes some people are gonna be jealous about it but okay who cares now just go, your opportunity is here, you made it out. Be on the look out for messages, epiphanies or ideas (esp from people younger than you) at this time. Don't just overlook it. Take this time to simply brace yourself.

A journey is reaching its end so you can embark on a new one. You did great. But please eat healthy and take rest. You're not being lazy when you do so.

🌬️ Air signs (♊ ♎ ♒)

See, what we're not doing at this time is rushing into things...

I could literally just end this here. I could seriously just wrap it up here. You know exactly what I'm talking about.

Something or some plan or event might not go as planned for you. some of you might be greiving over something from the past or a current home situation. The stability feels fake, what you want is out of that box. But thinking over it is causing you ache. Yeah I know... I know it's hard, alright? Options are several but you don't know which one to choose. You'll find some solace in sleep because your mind keeps on running. So please look after your mental health.

Secrets might just come out. You may not be too pleased about it. I'm feeling this for the moon signs here.

Scorpio season in itself will stick to its archetype of transformation for you. But I see a view of flowers and fruits growing on a once barren land swept by a thunderstorm so that's a very good sign. I'd also say minimize the drinking if you can at this time. Be mindful of the fluids you take in too.

Things will pick up in sagittarius season. Swiftly so. Even your manifestions.

You might have a creative block or two this time as well. Might feel you're lacking skills or something but please that's just *sicko mode note plays* once the retrograde ends, things will start balancing out. For now, hold your horses.

#tarot community #mercury rx #mercury retrograde #Mercury Retrograde in scorpio 2020 #Mercury rx 2020 #Divination community

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xofswxrds · 4 years

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21st Day in Res

Felt so bad this morning. New med got me fucked up. So tired. So out of it.

Interesting set of events regarding what people here think about me:

Roommate woke me up because I heard her talking on the phone about me. I eavesdropped a bit. She was talking about how she threw a pillow at me yesterday to get my attention while I was drawing and MADE ME MESS UP, and apparently “the look I gave her made her think I was going to kill her”, even tho I told her it was fine.

She also told the person on the phone about how I don’t like to be touched, which isn’t exactly something I announce, but she grabbed my hand her first day here and I was like... don’t do that... and the person on the phone started trashing me for that, and my roommate was defending me, which was very kind, trying to analyze whether or not I have trauma related to touch and how people have to respect that.

Another girl I really like told me she was scared of me my first few days here, which I might have mentioned before.

Then one of the girls accidentally told me she’s “getting used to me” LMFAO I joked about it but it made me feel like shit.

Then my smoking buddy said my first few days here she DID NOT LIKE ME AT ALL and had to leave lunch one time because she “wanted to flip the table on me”, which is valid because I was acting like a complete bitch when I got here. So that didn’t bother me. She’s my favorite person here now so...

Then one of the EDTs caught me hiding animal crackers in my pocket and we got into an argument about it where I was like “y’all are giving me too much food even though I’m a normal weight”. Anyway, I’m not allowed to wear anything with pockets at meals anymore.

We watched some of Avatar in Yoga to learn about chakras and it was kinda dope.

Another new admit. She hasn’t eaten squat.

Had about eighty laughing fits from dinner to bed because we are all fucking exhausted and miserable and watched too much Jenna Marbles. (I’m SO HAPPY SHE’S BACK FROM BREAK)

The girl with DID switched in the middle of a game of Pterodactyl (it’s basically frogger with screaming and not being allowed to show your teeth) and somehow kept playing, which was hilarious.

Minecraft.

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wheelthefridge · 5 years

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in honor of last night having been my last ever shift dishwashing at the same restaurant i’ve been at for the past four years here’s an absurdly long list of random chaotic moments that literally no one asked for that i’ve been compiling since day one:

bj, with a half full gallon of orange juice: this expired two months ago. *pours down drain* that was a long time ago

sam: YOU! I HAVE A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU!! *carries on normally with no explanation* bj: smack that! that too! smack those vegetables! punch that burger in the nose! chop that bun! bob: no, flick the bun. you have to flick it.

*bad and boujee playing* bj: walks into kitchen, singing bj: you better know when to hold em, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run bj: walks out of kitchen, still singing

me: hey can you put the wet floor sign out for me dylan: sure dylan: *slips while putting the sign out* me:

sam: get this- i haven’t smoked pot in like three days and my brain is ready to roll! yeah!

joe: ha! oldest trick in the book i just started writing

dude @bar: ten percent of people are over 6'1" other dude: what about 6'2" dude 1: what? no. ten percent of people are OVER 6'1" - so that includes 6'2" dude 2: idk I know a lot of tall guys. taller than me dude 1: what? i’m saying- just- ten percent of everyone in the whole world- you know how many people there are in the world? 7 billion– dude 2: i thought it was six billion dude 1: no, 7 billion- ten percent of 7 billion—

joe, digging through the trash: i’m just gonna peruse through here,, aaaaannnd….. nope not here me: what’re u looking for Joe: …..a book

didi: is eating a pistachio katherine: is that sour cream

sam: some dirty whorebag wants two pickles

joe: sam she am. that’s right. dr seuss wrote a book about her

katherine: oh my goddd this song is always on i’m so tired of it joe: is it? i don’t think i’ve heard it before carolyn: eh it’s all just one long brazilian song to me

katherine: look at my straw i put it in the pencil sharpener

sam: i’m on crack cocaine. you heard it here

sam, aggressively putting silverware in the tray: just the way the cookie crumbles me: yeah? sam, fake crying: yes

adele: if you’re ready- sam: what if I’m not bob: too bad. she only cares if she’s ready

something: *breaks* sam: time for the mop. and by mop i mean… this thing *holds up dustpan*

mike: you should go on junior master chef…. and only make fries

sam, quietly as she speedwalks by me: panic panic panic panic panic panic panic panic

sam, beginning of the night: my goal is to make at least forty bucks tonight. hopefully sixty sam, later that night: i’ve made five dollars

sam, pouring a drink into the trash right next to the sink: you know, im not sure why i poured that in the trash. i’ve had a very off day

katherine, after accidentally spraying salsa on herself: i just sprayed salsa all over myself bj: i feel like that too sometimes. i love salsa so much

sam: can you imagine if i did like hardcore drugs how messed up i would be- i’m messed up soberly

someone: what’re you supposed to feed twenty kids kerry: pizza bj: vodka

sam: will you let bob know there’s gonna be seven in the snug bj: seven in the snug? that’s my band name. we’re really good

edson: *spins cover on counter and stares at it for solid thirty seconds before putting his finger down to stop it* edson: good.

sam: what should i draw bj: you should draw casey, hanging from a cliff, with a pterodactyl flying towards them who is on fire, but, seems optimistic about it

bj: life is too short for low fat cheese. remember that.

sam, beginning of night, in a really good mood: guess what i’m drunk and high right now sam, later that night: i was just pouring a beer and i dropped it. like my hand just let go of it sam, end of night: i’m never doing this again

joe: you know who didn’t clock out yet?? i have two thumbs! joe: ……wait joe: you know who has two thumbs and hasn’t clocked out yet?? this guy!! me: there ya go buddy

bob: i’ve slept fifteen hours in the past four days me: that’s not good bob: yeah

edson: look edson: *holds out hand with top spinning in his palm* *giggles*

sam: i cannot wait for this day to be over me: it’s barely started sam: i took a shot before i got here. i have more in my car

bob: hi sam sam: hi bob didi: hi sam sam: fuck off

joe: her? oh yeah her name is sarah whitaker katherine: oh i think i know her joe: that’s funny because i just made that up. i’m willing to bet money that she’s nineteen tho me: why joe: bc i overheard her say that she’s nineteen

joe: i’m gonna send you a video but you can’t watch it now it’s needs full attention with headphones and the lights off

bj: if you lose your hand, don’t replace it with a fork. that would be a bad choice. i know it’s probably the cheapest option, right up there with stick, but just spend the money.

bj, on a different day: i think if you were to get your hands cut off, getting them replaced with plates would be a very bad idea. you can dig. and you can toss. but that’s about it. no playing the saxophone.

colby: *doesn’t show up to work* bj: maybe i should leave him a message of just me crying

katherine: i think an old man just asked me to live with him

sam: wait *pulls celery strings out of her mouth* that just came out of my throat

bob: i’m such a grump tonight. i’m in a good mood i’m just so grumpy. bob: maybe i’m not in a good mood…

bj, after sending christa downstairs to get liquor for the bar: i put a live cobra down there too so… if she comes back with it dead in her hands…. she’s a champ. and that’s that.

bj: i had a dog today did you have a dog? me: no bj: oh. well.

dylan, holding phone camera at joe: hey joe can you pull ur shirt down joe, pulling the collar of his shirt halfway down his chest: yeah like this? dylan, taking picture: yeah thanks

bj: HI-YAH carley: you’re a ninja!! bj: yes. don’t be alarmed. i only use my powers for good.

bj, with one bottle in each hand, pouring water in the sink, mimicking cow milking motions: it’s like a cow. mooooooeeeeeeuuuuuhhhhhhgggg aaaaaauuuuuueuejhshhsii. that’s what cows sound like right?

bj: we have a dog, and we’re getting chickens. i’m not really sure why were getting chickens. do i consider myself a farmer? not really.

bj: we should make a youtube channel of just me saying really random things to you and you not responding to me whatsoever me: mhmm

nancy: I’m sleeping

sam: *pours drink out on counter next to sink* sam: wHAT the FuCK was that!? why did i do that?? i’ve lost it! i’ve hit rock bottom!!

sam: *bends over* ughhhhhhhhhhhhh *straightens up* ok i’m fine

bj: yum! that’s how i rate the soup. two yums up!! *laughs for like a full minute*

sam: i got my motorcycle license over the weekend and now all everyone’s saying to me is “no don’t get a motorcycle they’re so dangerous” like shut the fuck up if i die i die it’s my choice

bj: i think if i were to be turned into some kind of commercial type of food, if i got turned into a nugget, i think i’d be indignant. i’ve lived my whole life and now i’m a nugget??? “oh i was a great roasted-“ i was a nugget. i was eaten with fries out of a box with a small soda.

bj: hello everybody. i have arrived. please remain calm. bob: *screams*

radio: the fastest lawn mower in the world goes up to 150 miles per hour! bob: …….why??

sam: i just meowed in scotty’s face and he was completely unfazed by it. like a full on Meow.

bob: lemme just touch these live wires with my wet hands bj: bob has gone offline

katherine: i totally forgot to put their order in for i don’t even know how long me: ……..i’m sure it’ll be fine katherine: i mean, nothing matters, right? right. nothing matters.

bj: hey did you guys hear that kate: yeah what was that bj: oh i was just yelling……….. about the soup kate: me: katherine: bj: i’ll try to keep it down next time

bob: you sleep a lot when you’re old. it’s just practice for death. getting ready for The Big Sleep. let’s see how do i wanna go out? on my back?? nah not for me. on my front babey!

didi: hi sam sam: SHUT UP didi, quieter: okay…… sam: i love you didi: no bj: so you’re a grownup now. that’s means you have to do grown up things, like, pay for dinner and stuff? me: uh huh bj: it’s all downhill from here

bj: pon pon the van poco. right? me: mhmm bj: probably. i mean. i’m no doctor, but

random woman @ bar: we are the matrix. We. Are. The Matrix.

bj, to the tune of frosty the snowman: clunkity clunk clunk clunkity clunk clunk look at all this stuff. clunkity clunk clunk clunkity clunk clunk making casey’s job tough! pretty good right?? i just made it up

bj: *walks into kitchen* YES! that’s all i have to say. that’s it. BOBS killing it. DIDIS killing it. casey MURDERED it. you’re welcome. *walks out of kitchen* bj: today is the second day in a row my dog has eaten my lunch. yesterday and then today. it’s my own fault really bob: well you know what they say about men who like floppy french fries. *doesn’t elaborate*

sam: there’s a toy baby in my section. like just a toy baby taking up a seat in my section. what do i do like do i move the bitch? do i leave her there??

bob, talking to himself: if you get sick tomorrow, just remember. it’s your own fault for eating food off the floor.

bob, to katherine: no, you don’t have to mop the carpet

bj: cheeeesy.

laura: if i get through tonight without a heart attack it’ll be incredible. if i do have a heart attack tho just let me go

caldo: *unintelligible yelling* SELLING my BODY for SEX *more unintelligible yelling*

bob: my fathers brother sent all his kids to australia. i guess he figured at least one of them would make it

caldo: i don’t trust people who go out to eat tuna fish

bob: can you make some more guacamole soon we’re running low laura: pulls five (5) avocados from her pockets

bob: he looks like jesus. well. he looks like what white people think jesus looked like

sam: yeah. Please. eat some more mother Fucking crackers.

bj: i feel like i gave birth to the eggplant stacks tonight. and honestly? if my child looked like that? i’d be proud. proud to have an eggplant child

bj: alright everybody let’s get the fuf out of here!! i said fuf not f- it’s safe. f u f starts and ends with soft letters no one gets hurt. any word that starts with a soft letter and ends with a hard letter is bad news… i feel like every time i come in here i annoy you guys. casey’s one dumbass comment away from killing me. “hey so what are your thoughts on grass?” “that’s it” *mimics shooting a gun*

ilia: -and the dogs gonna get diabetes- katherine, indignantly: i cleaned it really well!

mickey: i’ll tell you one thing. crack is good.

sam: some lady just rolled up to the bar, no bra, nipples beamin through the shirt- LETS GET IT!!!!

caldo: *speed walks into kitchen and shotguns a beer over the trash* ok i’m back. i should not have smoked this morning

dom: little kid just picked up a knife and went “oh cool i can stab someone” me, katherine, and sam in unison: good dom: yeah the dad took it away

sam: my friend was like “why is your go to dance move just to snap” and i was like “i don’t know, i’m white” *shrugs*

bj: someone just asked me if i’m having fun. am i having fun? i don’t know if i’m having fun. there are certainly other things i’d rather be doing right now, but i don’t know if i can definitively say that i’m Not having fun.

bj: some jobs require Only a ladle bj, thirty seconds later, after walking away and coming back: sometimes, also a funnel

bj, @ laura who’s eating cornbread: you cornbread eating chef!!! laura: bj: laura: bj: i’m just saying facts in a weird way. you know like you’re in trouble.

sam: *war cry* *spits out gum* *walks away*

bj: what kind of smoothie? Soup Smoothie!!

katherine: so this woman ordered some hot water so i gave it to her and her husband says you know what that’s for right and i’m like ….to drink? and he says nope! and doesn’t explain so i’m just like ………..okay! and walk away bc i don’t even want to know

bj: there’s no shame in it! A Grown Man Can Bathe In Yogurt!!!

bj, leaning down very close to to-go box: i love you

bob: anyone want a drink? brian: whatever’s your strongest bob: milk it is

guy at bar: sUE HIM?!?!??? oh i’d sue him yeah

sam: who orders something extra cold?? like, you need to Die now thanks.

sam: do you dare me to drink this buffalo sauce me: yes laura, walking by: snort it

sam: one more day. just one more day laura: of what sam: waking up

bob: *is trying to explain easter to jewish laura* laura: wait so he died… then he came back to life?? then he died Again??? bob: he died. then he came back just to tell people he was alive. then he said SEE YA and ascended to heaven

sam: i HATE margaritas. i don’t know why i just made myself one.

bob: wow. i have this overpowering urge to just go home.

bj, putting back a slotted spoon: this is a bad choice for dressing. a bad choice.

me: *catches a plate about to fall* bj: woah! smooth moves!! spider-man? maybe.

danny: so you know how at my other job everyone calls me daddy?

sam: *dumps out two full wine glasses* i fucked up. tell no one.

me: remember when we used to be able to leave early? bob: no. i think we imagined it.

danny: i didn’t realize we served DICK here -a few min later- danny: sorry i just got out of work and i’m all fired up

sam: my moms drunk and she won’t go home

bob: hey wasn’t that slang for mari- bj: cocaine.

bj: *kicks kitchen door open* YEE-HAW!!!!

danny: sorry casey me: what for danny: for having to deal with me me: yeah *shrugs* danny: they should pay you more me: yeah

didi: i kill you ilia: do it now didi: no ilia: do it i wanna die

danny, about a burger: we’ve got ourselves a squirter!!

sam: is that a chicken patty sydney: it’s my dog

sam, on my last night with her: lets get casey TRASHED tonight

sam: are you gonna go dancing in new york didi: yes laura: whore it up

#this is insanely long #feel free to scroll past but you might get a chuckle #mickeys is not a restaurant it’s a den of chaotic energy #also if ur curious bj is a bartender and basically a manager #bob is the head cook and kitchen manager #sam is a waitress and bartender (and lesbian)#didi (pronounced gigi) is the buffest man i know and also gay and brazilian #oh and he’s a cook lmao #i got too caught up in describing his buff and gayness i forgot to mention his role in the restaurant #and katherine’s my sister #i think that covers all the main people #my post #feel free to rb but i doubt anyone would want to????#things heard at mickeys

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[LF] post-beta dappervolk KS items [H] art, flight rising, goatlings

hi! i unfortunately wasn’t able to participate in the dappervolk kickstarter so i’m looking to trade for some of the items once dappervolk is out!

here’s what i’m looking for:

aquarium memory, golden kelp pot, jeweled harp

in return i can give you art (examples here), goatlings sugar stars/retired items, flight rising treasure/gems, or any amount of dv potatoes i earn post-beta. (currently in goatlings i have 28,664,709 ss and in fr i have 1913736 treasure and 1404 gems, i’ll also trade whatever i’ve earned past that when dappervolk releases)

tysm for reading, pls message me if ur interested!! :D

for a full list of the retired items i have in goatlings click below! (warning it’s long)

2017 Monster Box All Star AD (x15) All Star Ball (x45) All Star Bat (x45) All Star Plush (x45) Bag Of Crystals (x45) Banana Peel (x20) Bat Bones Cake Beach Playkit (x20) Beagle Base (x5) Bean (x22) Berries And Cream AD (x11) Berries And Cream Earrings (x60) Berries And Cream Fork (x70) Berries And Cream Hat (x65) Berries And Cream Scarf (x60) Black Bow Tie (x40) Black Fox Mask (x20) Blossom (x10) Blue All Star Stars (x35) Blue Bird Plush (x10) Blue Fox Mask (x20) Blue Icy Lips (x45) Blue Icy Wink (x40) Blue Plastic Egg (x70) Blue Starry Scarf (x45) Blue Yarn Sweater (x28) Blueberry Boba Tea (x25) Book Of Poems (x25) Bookworm AD (x2) Bookworm Book Stack Bookworm Bookmark Bookworm Cute Book Stack (x3) Bookworm Glasses Bookworm Plush (x3) Boom Box Broken Horn (x5) Brontosaurus Toy (x35) Bronze Goat Coin (x9) Brown Dog Ears (x7) Brown Dog Tail (x3) Bunny Crackers (x8) Candlestick (x15) Candy Corn Cutie AD (x15) Candy Corn Hair (x25) Candy Corn Sweater (x35) Candy Heart Box (x2) Carousel AD (x30) Cats Eye Cake Cherry Leaf Cinnawitch AD Cinnawitch Plush (x7) Citrus Hat (x30) Closed Terrarium (x50) Cloud Captain Chest Clover Float (x30) Clover Top (x35) Clown Face Paint (x2) Clown Top (x3) Coastal Cutie AD (x35) Coastal Cutie Ice Pop (x45) Coastal Cutie Shades (x40) Coastal Cutie Top (x30) Coffee Bean (x18) Cow Ears (x20) Cow Suit (x10) Date Night AD (x20) Date Night Face (x25) Date Night Ombre (x30) Date Night Top (x30) Dawn Flight AD Dawn Lucky Box Dino Kid AD (x20) Disguise Glasses (x20) Disguise Specs (x17) Dog Bone (x15) Dragoat AD (x25) Dragonling AD Dusk Flight AD Earth Shirt (x20) Ethos Gem 1 Ethos Gem 2 Ethos Gem 3 Ethos Gem 4 Firefly Jar (x23) Fish Bag (x9) Fledgling AD (x30) Fledgling Birds (x30) Fledgling Face (x45) Fledgling Nest (x45) Fledgling Wings (x50) Floppy Dog Ears (x10) Floppy Dog Tail (x5) Found Treasure (x30) Fresh Hot Cocoa Cream (x30) Frost Antlers (x30) Frost Leaf (x35) Gaia AD (x45) Ghost Toy (x10) Glitch Eye Patch Glitch Face Glitch Mark Gold Koi Plush Goodnight Potion (x30) Gou AD (x7) Gou Base (x7) Gou Flowers (x7) Grapefruit Slice Icon (x20) Graveyard Cake Green Bow (x5) Green Ribbon (x5) Green Yarn Sweater (x40) Held Gift Box (x9) Herbalist AD (x15) Herbalist Capelet (x45) Herbalist Hat (x45) Herbalist Horns (x35) Herbalist Scarf (x45) Hot Cocoa AD (x15) Hot Cocoa Base (x15) Hot Cocoa Drink (x15) Jack O Lantern Box (x2) Jack O Lantern Plush (x83) Jar Of Lemonade (x45) Jelly Bean (x10) Jestling Box (x15) Karl Groom RAD Kitty Hair Clip (x30) Latte Love AD (x10) Latte Love Drink (x17) Latte Love Face (x10) Latte Love Hair (x7) Latte Love Hat (x5) Lemon Slice Icon (x20) Lily Of The Valley AD (x30) Lime Slice Icon (x20) Lionhead Goldfish Plush Long Citrus Hair (x40) Lucky Bowtie (x7) Lucky Clover (x50) Lucky Crown (x5) Lucky Face (x10) Lucky Laurel (x5) Lucky Rabbit AD (x10) Mail Kid AD (x5) Mail Kid Face (x25) Mail Kid Flowers (x20) Mail Kid Hair (x25) Mail Kid Hat (x20) Mail Kid Puppy Friend (x20) Mail Kid Top (x10) Malt Shop AD (x15) Malt Shop Face (x15) Malt Shop Fries (x15) Malt Shop Hat (x20) Malt Shop Tray (x15) Maple Leaf Soap (x40) Masked Rival AD (x2) Melancholy Poet AD (x25) Melted Hot Cocoa Cream (x15) Mended Locket Messenger Of Peace AD (x13) Mini Pumpkin (x3) Moss Pet (x35) Neapolitan Face (x5) Neapolitan Horns (x5) Neapolitan Necklace (x3) Neapolitan Sprinkles (x5) Neapolitan Swirl Cone (x7) Neapolitan Swirling AD (x6) Nightmare Eater Blob (x45) Nightmare Eater Mascot Box Nightmare Eater Ribbon (x45) Nightmare Eater Sprinkles (x35) Octo Plush (x4) Old Empty Locket (x3) Old Photo (x15) Open Terrarium (x40) Orange Dog Base (x5) Orange Dog Ears (x5) Orange Dog Tail (x5) Orange Slice Icon (x25) PJ Gift Box PJ Mitten Gift Box Peaceful Cloak (x30) Peaceful Crown (x30) Peaceful Hair (x25) Peach Boba Tea (x25) Phoenix Fox Feather (x15) Picnic Basket (x49) Picnicling AD (x30) Pinecone (x18) Pink All Star Stars (x40) Pink Bow Tie (x40) Pink Fox Mask (x10) Pink Yarn Sweater (x30) Porcelain AD (x10) Porcelain Base (x7) Porcelain Bows (x5) Porcelain Ears (x15) Porcelain Face (x10) Porcelain Teapot (x17) Pretty Paper (x3) Pretty Penny Bride RAD Pterodactyl Toy (x25) Pumpkin Head Pumpkin Seeds (x20) Pumpkin Spice AD (x3) Purple Starry Scarf (x40) Pyramid Terrarium (x50) Radioactive Cow Plush (x15) Rainbow Headscarf (x2) Rainbow Locks Red Bow Tie (x40) Rock And Roll AD (x14) Rock And Roll Hair (x29) Rock And Roll Jacket (x28) Rock And Roll Star (x28) Rose Gold AD (x30) Rose Gold Cape (x30) Rose Gold Crown (x35) Rose Gold Face (x35) Rose Gold Hair (x35) Rune Stones (x35) Scissors (x20) Sea Glass Necklace (x85) Seamstress AD (x10) Shooting Star Potion (x30) Short Citrus Hair (x40) Silver Goat Coin Sleepy Farm BG (x15) Slice Of Life AD (x35) Snow Kid AD (x10) Snow Kid Face (x10) Snow Kid Hat (x15) Snow Kid Sweater (x15) Snowdrift AD (x33) Snowdrift Muffler (x33) Snowflake Hairpin (x7) Sparkler AD (x20) Sparkler Eyes (x65) Sparkler Feathers (x35) Sparkler Ribbon (x35) Springtime Divine AD (x15) Springtime Divine Flower (x36) Springtime Divine Hair (x36) Springtime Divine Halo (x30) Sprout (x5) Sprout Shirt (x25) Squid Plush (x16) Star Chart (x30) Stargazer AD (x15) Straw Bundle (x20) Straw Doll Box Straw Doll Plush (x82) Summer Water Face (x65) Summer Waters AD (x35) Summerling AD Sweet Demon BG Sweet Demon Blob (x45) Sweet Demon Freckles Sweet Demon Mascot Box (x10) Sweet Demon Ribbon (x35) Sweet Demon Sprinkles (x45) Sweet Demon Wings (x2) Sweet Dreams AD (x10) Sweet Dreams PJs (x45) Sweet Dreams Potion (x55) Sweet Dreams Sleep Mask (x45) Sweet Kiss (x45) Sweet Nightmares Ribbon (x35) Sweet Treat AD (x15) Sweet Treat Ears (x25) Sweet Treat Horns (x25) Sweet Treat Sprinkles (x37) Tattered Cloth (x15) Tea Party AD Tea Party Box Team Jack O Lantern Tag Team Straw Doll Tag Thin Chain Thothling AD (x10) Thread (x25) Tiangou Treats (x3) Treasure Cord (x25) Treasure Horns (x20) Treasure Hunter AD (x25) Treasure Robe (x30) Triceratops Toy (x30) Tuft Of Fur (x5) Tyrannosaurus Rex Toy (x20) UFO Veil (x20) Western Rogue AD (x15) Western Rogue Face (x15) Western Rogue Garb (x25) Western Rogue Hair (x16) Western Rogue Hat (x10) White Fox Mask (x20) Winter Fir Lucky Box Yarn Ball Hat (x35) Yarn Pom Earrings (x15) Yarnling AD (x15) Year 2 Badge Yellow All Star Stars (x40) Yellow Yarn Sweater (x35)

#dappervolk #dv #goatlings #flight rising #poast

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Daisy: Raise your hand if you have a song you'd like us to sing!

Molly: Crackers the pterodactyl song!

Daisy: I don't know that one. How does the pterodactyl song go?

Molly: (Throws back her head and emits an ungodly screech)

Daisy: Fair enough.

#incorrectbcbquotes #incorrect quotes #bcb #bittersweet candy bowl

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biolizardboils · 2 years

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Crumpled Up Pages: Old Captain Underpants WIPs #1-4

The First Epic Movie turned 5 earlier this month, and I dug through some old folders to write this post about it. In the process, I found some fanfic ideas I’d written down, fleshed out a little, and then forgot about for years. So while hyperfixation still has its grip on me (and while there’s still some extra activity in the tag), I figured I’d finally set these dust bunnies free!

A few ground rules before this deep dive descends:

When I say “fleshed out a little,” I’m putting major emphasis on the “little.” Some of these docs contain detailed notes and snippets of dialogue, but others are just a title and a vague one-sentence summary. I’ll be transparent about what each one contains, and try to fill in the bigger gaps by memory.

If you were around for the CU Fandom Renaissance of 2017, some of the ideas here might sound familiar, ‘cus I refitted them into fanart and headcanon dumps that actually got posted. I’ll link to those where they’re relevant.

These were all written and abandoned months before a CU show was even announced, so there’s no Epic Tales content or characters in here. Sorry if you were expecting any!

I’m splitting this into two posts cus it was getting and taking too long. This first part will cover the 4 simplest, fluffiest WIPs; the second one will tackle the 6 sadder, more character-heavy ones. And with character-heavy stuff comes spoilers for the movie and books — especially the books. If you haven’t read all 12, you’re probably wondering why anyone would care about Captain Underpants spoilers. First off, your loss; second off, BEWARE!

And finally: if you write fanfiction and feel inspired to use any of these ideas? You have my permission to do so! Seriously, steal anything here and put your own spin on them! I don’t care much for credit, but if these old things help fuel someone else’s creativity, I’d love to know!

That’s enough prep, probably. Plug your nose!

WIP #1: Inspiration

It can come from even the worst of places. ...And people, in this case. [Book!Verse, pre-Book 1.]

This document contains a long script, but no context; I can remember the gist though, so I’ll insert that in-between dialogue. Basically it’s third grade, and George and Harold are in detention again. They cheat to fill up the blackboards like usual, but they’re too bummed out to start a comic afterwards. George sits around stewing in his frustration while Harold angry-scribbles Mr. Krupp yelling.

“...Why does he hate us so much, George?”

“I dunno. Maybe ‘cause he can’t handle our coolness? …Nice drawing, by the way.”

“Thanks. …It’s making me sad just lookin’ at it, though.”

“Yeah, me too. …I wonder what he’d look like if he smiled.”

“...?”

“...I mean, like, a real smile, not an I’ve-got-you-now smile.”

“Oh. Hmmm…”

Harold erases Krupp’s wide yelling mouth and draws a goofy smile in its place.

“Aw, man, now it’s just creepy.”

“Darn.”

The boys keep editing the drawing until it stops being creepy and starts being funny. George erases Krupp’s toupee, remembering the time they stole it and the teachers couldn’t take him seriously without it. Harold draws one of his office curtains around his neck, adding more color and kinetic energy. Soon they’re struggling not to laugh out loud, but they manage to calm down… until George gets an idea that takes the sketch from great to legendary.

“Waitwaitwaitwaitwait. Remember what my pop said about Superman yesterday?”

“That he looks like… DUDE. Duuuuuude.”

Harold redraws Krupp’s entire lower body so he’s only wearing underwear. Then with a flourish, he adds the finishing touch – two dots on his chest – and they both lose it. All their laughter finally prompts the real Krupp to check on them, and predictably, he rips up the drawing. It upsets the boys in the moment, but they’re still in much higher spirits than before, and brainstorm a new comic about their new creation as they skateboard home.

“You think we should make his origin issue first?”

“Naw, let’s get right to the action! His outfit’s already the perfect hook – finally, a superhero who actually does fly around in his underwear!”

“Yeah, and he could fight with Wedgie Power!”

God, rediscovering this gave me the most uncontrollable grin. From the date it was last opened, I think this fic was meant for September 1st, 2017 (Book 1’s 20th anniversary), and I gave up after missing it. For shame, 2017!me. For shame.

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WIP #2: Untitled Boomer One-shot

Harold won’t admit it, but he’d slay a dragon for his little sister. [Book!Verse but only cus this scene was deleted and is thus dubiously canon]

This doc’s nothing but notes, so I’ll paraphrase the plot: Ms. Hutchins takes Heidi and Harold to Boomer the Purple Dragon: Live! Harold was gonna stay with the Beards but they cancelled last minute, and he’s grumpy about it the whole time. When the show ends, kids gather in front of the stage to meet Boomer; Ms. Hutchins suddenly gets an important call, and makes Harold walk Heidi up there.

But the dragon’s mascot suit is big up close for a 6-year-old, and Heidi gets so scared she starts crying. She’s rooted to the spot and waves her arms in panic, but “Boomer” thinks she wants a hug and waddles closer and closer... until Harold kicks him in the groin. Their mom understandably grounds him for it, but Heidi is grateful and calls him her hero :)

This one was based on the classic “kid hits mascot in the weak spot” genre of AFV, but also on an early memory of mine! My sister and I loved Arthur as babies, so our mom took us to see this thing. The characters suddenly being real (and huge) was so upsetting that we scream-cried until she took us home early. (Speaking of Arthur, it’s a shame Heidi’s never really done anything in canon, I can see her having big DW energy.)

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WIP #3: When Worlds Collide

It was less “love at first sight” and more “love at first squawk.” [Book!Verse, Book 7.]

A quick refresher: George told Harold to take Crackers back to dinosaur times, but he left her in the treehouse with Sulu instead. Later in the book, they’re shown snuggling in their sleep 🥺🥺 Anyway, this fic was about what they got up to in between! It’s actually the most complete of the lot, but only because it’s so short and simple.

It opens with Harold introducing them to each other, leaving out some treats for them (hamster food for Sulu, crackers for Crackers), then telling them to play nice until he comes back. They do not. Crackers pulls a Thunderclap the moment Harold leaves, Sulu karate-chops her throat until she spits him out, and they wreck half the treehouse in the ensuing chase.

Eventually they settle for standing in opposite corners and hissing at each other. Then Sulu… *squints* …records Crackers’ hisses with his bionic ears and plays them back so they can communicate? …Yeah, okay, why not. The outline ends after this sudden development; I’m guessing they talk things out and start to catch feels, before settling in to sleep. Anyway here’s the few sentences I actually wrote out:

Harold opened the door, Sulu got on the floor, and in walked the curious dinosaur.

[…] As predator and prey faced off, a little boy and his mother happened to be walking down Vine Street. “Mommy,” said the little boy, “I can hear a bionic hamster and a pterodactyl fighting in that treehouse!”

“Oh, please,” his mother scoffed. “How do you even know what that would sound like?”

The boy considered pointing out the CHOMPs, SQUEAKs, and SQUAAAWKs emanating from the tree in big blocky letters, but decided it wasn’t quite worth the trouble.

The doc ends with a reminder to not refer to Crackers with any pronouns until the two pets can understand each other. Also I was gonna title this after a Tony Orlando and Dawn song as foreshadowing, but I couldn’t choose one, so instead I went with this Spongebob song lol.

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WIP #4: Untitled Tommy One-shot

The school’s been near bully-free ever since Treehouse Comix Inc. was formed. Tommy reflects on this from the safety of his locker. [Movie!Verse with a hint of Book 9. CW: discussion of bullying.]

A Kid I Never Named knocks on Tommy’s locker and offers to trade Pilkeymon. They have to be sneaky, because it’s the 90′s and they have to slip a Link Cable through the locker vents without being spotted.

As they trade, the other kid asks Tommy why he hides all the time. He explains that it’s a habit from when Kipper Krupp terrorized the halls. But Kipper left four years ago, and the legend of Wedgie Magee has kept other bullies at bay ever since; the other kid points this out and asks why he still hides. This led into “a somber discussion on adverse school experiences and the long-lasting coping mechanisms they cause” (exact words from the doc). Unfortunately 2017!me never wrote any dialogue, and I’m mad at her for that.

Trivia drop! I used the Pilkeymon joke a few times at @treehouseblogsinc, but it’s way older than that, and also not mine: Pilkey.com used to have a coloring game named Pilkeymon’s Paintbox. It even had art of Dav’s old spiky-haired avatar with Pikachu ears! There’s no trace of it on the Internet anymore, but I swear I’m not making this up.

I left a note here to add that Tommy has glow-in-the-dark stickers in his locker, which ended up in this headcanon dump. There’s also a list of last names I came up with for him but never chose between: Chambers, Lakatos (which I shared once here), and Lockenspiel. Right now I’m leaning towards the last one, it rolls nicely off the tongue.

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That’s it for now! Not gonna lie, I’m still nervous about posting the other 6 WIPs. Most of them deal with Book 12, and all the tough subjects that that entails. But hey, I made this bed, and by God am I gonna lie in it. Thanks for reading so far!

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orcacalf · 9 months

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Crackers and her new bandana featuring a McDonald’s chicken nugget pin! 🌈

#my toys #plush #plushies #toys #kidcore #pterodactyl #dinosaurs #crackers

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lmkubtablo989 · 3 years

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lovelyirony · 7 years

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yeah hi sorry i haven’t seen thor ragnarok yet so my perceptions about bruce banner as a whole are way off but consider

him getting this giggly, secret smile when Tony is “offended” that Bruce would even think that he’s not invited to movie night we’re watching Little Shop of Horrors because of you because Bruce has never had people that want to hang out with him.

Bruce absentmindedly forgets to wear a coat to a press event and Steve hands him his. “I tend to run a little hot,” Steve says with a shrug. “And I wasn’t up all night looking at theoretical equations when I wasn’t supposed to.” Bruce shrugs, grinning that someone noticed that he was cold and did something about it.

Clint and him discuss recipes to try in the kitchen, and Bruce and him actually cook together and have fun in the kitchen when Clint tries to argue that the cheddar-bacon soup should have goldfish crackers on top. “They’re cute and festive,” Clint declares.

“My version will look like Chanel, yours like Wal-Mart,” Bruce fires back. Clint actually laughs, because he had no idea that Bruce even knew what memes were. (Oh, he does.)

Tony gives him a Duran-Duran shirt “just because.” He says that all he’s seen Bruce wear are button-downs, and he needs a t-shirt. “You have muscles, Bruce,” Tony says one day. “You need to strut.” Bruce walks in the lab like he’s on a runway. Once Tony stops laughing after twenty minutes, no one believes him. Jarvis doesn’t have it on footage.

Thor chokes after Bruce makes a weird noise when he almost drops a bowl. “What the hell?” Thor mutters. “What?” Bruce shrugs.

“Humans make weird noises sometimes,” Bruce says.

“You sounded like a pterodactyl.”

“You know what one sounds like?” Bruce asks excitedly, because this means that there could be infinite possibilities for how dinosaurs actually sounded like.

“No, but they look scary.”

Natasha remembers that his favorite candy is Swedish Fish, and she remembers when his birthday is. He wakes up to a note that says happy birthday and a large bag of them.

Bruce really, really likes having friends.

#listen i love bruce #so much #just so much it hurts to know THAT I HAVEN'T SEEN THOR RAGNAROK YET GOD #i am so mad #no tessa thompson #no mark ruffalo #no chris hemsworth #i am v sad at the moment #i would like to see them all #they look lovely #and like i could probably pickpocket thor's wallet #they're fleshing out bruce's character!#god do u know how happy that makes me #bruce gets pushed to the side #bc mark doesn't have a solo movie and i'm sad

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writerspink · 7 years

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Basic Topics

Food

cook bread cake pie noodles pasta eggs meat milk cheese oil chocolate chips cookies crackers treats snacks muffin rolls biscuit cupcake brownies bagel biscotti French fries sandwich hamburger salad meatloaf breakfast lunch super dinner snack fruit juice soda pop tea coffee wine beer

Outdoors

snow rain wind sunny cloudy tornado hurricane hail ice freeze thaw hot cold earthquake sand mud dirt dust mountain river lake sea ocean valley plain field park sidewalk fresh air camping campfire barbecue picnick

Animals

cow donkey horse rabbit dragonfly deer squid kangaroo bear wolf chipmunk squirrel dog fox cat pheasant brontosaurus mouse eagle clam parrot crow duck cricket swan housefly pterodactyl goose chicken oyster turkey sheep goat hummingbird raptor owl eel hornet zebra bird mosquito whale cougar shrimp elephant lion bee pigeon gazelle cheetah hippopotamus fish tiger gecko grasshopper rhinoceros walrus octopus otter spider jellyfish penguin falcon snake rat crab leopard T-Rex dolphin orca lizard shark hawk giraffe dinosaur starfish snail

Clothes

hat gloves scarf coat trench coat rain coat umbrella shirt pants shorts underwear vest sweater sweat shirt sweat pants sweat suit jogging suit boots shoes sandles slippers swimming suit suit dress skirt blouse hood hoodie fedora flat cap fedora polo shirt dress shirt T-shirt tank top muscle shirt blazer tuxedo cufflinks necklace bracelet earring

Home

house garage workshop window door screen wall floor ceiling kitchen bathroom living room bedroom window door garbage trash can clean wash rinse mob broom washcloth sink shower bath soap toilet toothbrush towel curtain bed blanket pillow bed sheets table chair bench knife fork spoon plate cup bowl water glass bottle cutting board rolling pin toaster blender stove oven fry pan wok pot kettle baking sheet crock pot coffee maker dish washer refrigerator freezer cellar pantry cupboard counter top cabinet closet toybox chest wardrobe vanity coat rack stand sofa couch love seat coffee table footstool ottoman recliner

Office & School

desk computer phone tablet printer clock watch memo note pencil pen ink eraser glue paper clip stapler rubber band sharpen dull shavings shred ruler protractor compass classroom pencil holder calendar pin board thumb tack desk lamp board room whiteboard blackboard conference table manager supervisor teacher principal team & teammates classmates employee student project assignment study work learn correct edit fix repair update upgrade install enroll graduate finish late on time communicate network energy electricity announcement speakers PA system (public announcement) public private corporation company school district industrial park factory building commerce money market

Roads

car truck motorcycle semi truck pickup truck sport car sedan coup scooter dirt bike bicycle BMX bike skates skateboard helmet seat belt air bag crash collision fender bender ticket parking lot speed limit lane highway onramp expressway freeway toll road bridge overpass underpass train tracks railroad train station bus stop yield distance limousine chauffeur driver taxi tour guide travel

Farm & Garden

barn tractor trailer crops harvest irrigation pesticide herbicide weed-killer fertilizer lawn mower bumper crop hay loft straw alfalfa pasture horse fence gate work gloves planting watering weeding trimming trowel plow hoe rake shovel pruning shears hedge trimmer watering can hose hose butler hose reel hose trolley spigot nozzle sprinkler turret sprinkler spray gun rain barrel rain gauge wood chips seeds blossom pollen silo grainery grain elevator cheesecloth cheese curd dairy butcher cellar canned vegetables frost dew perennial annual tulip bulb rose garden walled garden shrubbery

Sports

baseball basketball football soccer lacrosse golf tennis badminton swimming hockey bat glove mitt hoop basket net goal cleats shin guards pads jersey baseball cap court racket pool referee coach team manager stadium arena referee guard forward pitcher catcher offense defense goalie umpire puck penalty disc frisbee quarterback fowl pitch tee-off green rough course field flag boundary out of bounds clock period inning half quarter round match set play (a football play) line sponsor spectator stands bleachers nose-bleed section admission season playoffs tickets finals halftime

Music

piano clarinet oboe bassoon saxophone French horn trumpet trombone tuba flute percussion drum snare tympani bell chimes harp synthesizer instrument sampling director symphony orchestra band marching band parade color guard cadence harmony melody counter melody solo duet quartet march concerto composer tempo beat dynamics volume drum major field commander captain genre jazz blues pop rock n’ roll big band dixieland waltz tango alternative boogie woogie ragtime classical baroque romance medieval pentatonic scale Major minor harmonic

Cyberspace

computer monitor tablet stylus writing tablet touchscreen smartphone mouse keyboard battery power cord cable display desktop wallpaper firmware software application (app) app store runtime environment operating system kernel motherboard integrated circuit transistor processor processor core central processing unit (CPU) graphics processing unit (GPU) random access memory (RAM) read only memory (ROM) user account website profile page Internet web page homepage dependency software stack markup language scripting language cascading style sheet (CSS) hypertext markup language (HTML) database structured query language (SQL) universal resource identifier (URI) (https://write.pink/vocab) universal resource locator (URL) (https://write.pink) web address texting global positioning system (GPS) geolocation temp file directory structure file system email web application blog (weblog) content management system (CMS) human resource management (HRM) customer relations management (CRM) enterprise resource planning (ERP) personal information management (PIM) words per minute (WPM) social media multimedia terminal command line console client server client side language server side language legacy version version history product road map scope creep bug report feature request install update upgrade beta security malware virus spyware cookie meta data content menu navigation heading header footer article post tag search engine web crawler contacts share embed log error message runlevel priority foreground background radio select checkbox dropdown select text field encrypt certificate session web browser desktop application email client

Hospitality

reservation checkin checkout key deposit hotel motel hostel resort bead & breakfast cruise ship country club waiter waitress server maître d’hôtel concierge host butler bus boy bell hop kitchen crew dish crew chef assistant menu chef’s surprise soup of the day cup of joe appetizer soup & salad main course side dish dessert bread basket pitcher order make ticket make line make table make time delivery time serving tray goblet water glass pilsner glass martini glass shot glass wine glass soda fountain on tap deli deli cut tip / gratuity buffet all you can eat take out doggy bag delivery refill silverware napkin place setting cost per plate guest linens dining room floor bedding double bed queen size bed king size bed twin beds room service wake up call bar bar stool high boy bartender barista clerk open shop close shop “we’re all out” first in first out first in last out last in first out cost of sales five star three star

Travel

navigation driving directions baggage luggage carry-on hand-baggage check in checked baggage baggage claim ticket pass boarding pass departure arrival departure time travel time arrival time estimated time of departure (ETD) estimated time of arrival (ETA) delay on time commute journey embark boarding disembark boarding gate departure gate time table service counter first class business class economy class premium economy frequent flier membership card priority boarding priority seating lounge pass call button flotation device evacuation instructions bulkhead cabin wings air pressure altitude tunnel crash landing splash landing touchdown splashdown turbulence in-flight meal in-flight entertainment airplane mode stow dinner tray reading lamp climate control overhead compartment seat number isle seat window seat dining car sleeper car truck stop weigh station fuel station gas station petrol station passengers crew captain pilot copilot navigator conductor flight attendant helm deck terminal dock ferry plane ship airline cruise ship train bus subway space shuttle transporter beam flying saucer teleportation warp drive hyperdrive hyperspace supersonic lightspeed nautical mile time zone

Dinning Out

Dress

“dressy” festive casual jeans and tie dress pants and tie suit and tie three piece suit dress shirt nice shirt nice T shirt old shirt old T shirt jeans nice jeans rockstar jeans stone washed jeans blazer vest dress short nice shorts jean shorts skirt blouse dress high heels dress shoes slippers loafers sandals sneakers casual shoes [sport] shoes wingtip shoes

orange soda grape soda red soda cola Dr. Pepper lemon lime root beer ginger ale cream soda bread basket sub sandwich fruit platter cole slaw burrito taco nachos melon lemonade snacks popcorn hot dog chips

Camping

camper trailer mobile home campfire fire pit firewood kindling starter fluid charcoal coals ashes marshmallow s’mores graham crackers hot dog roast hot dog bun condiments relish ketchup mustard paper plate disposable silverware tin foil dinner wrap foil wrapped dinner grill barbecue cookout roasting stick campground toiletries bath house dump station park service park ranger national park state park county park city park recreation off road vehicle recreational vehicle speed boat water skiing wake boarding beach sand dune mountain climbing hiking walking stick mosquito net insect repellent tent tarp AstroTurf picnic table lawn chairs lantern kerosene sing-along

Construction

scaffold nails hammer sledgehammer jackhammer allen wrench screws screwdriver torques head Phillips head straight edge concrete flexcrete cement mortar bricks foundation chimbney threshold partition fire escape story loft lean-to foundation basement construction crew construction site building code building permit detour road construction earth moving equipment shovel rake bulldozer backhoe dumptruck studds drywall log cabin blueprints I-beam welding molding trim work framing carpeting tiling tile floor grout trowel hardhat work gloves safety glasses safety goggles face mask plaster paintbrush pain roller paint can paint can opener paint thinner wallpaper window frame door frame hinge deadbolt lock electric outlet breaker switch breaker box fuse box pluming faucet pipe drain septic tank septic system drain field landscaping survey crew land surveying acre shelf awning tarp fence rebar power grid power lines power transformer electrical pole wiring linoleum formica veneer lumber particle board plywood sandpaper palm sander belt sander saw horse table saw band saw jig saw radial arm saw drill press lathe C-clamp wood glue wood putty wood stain varnish lacquer

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