#ms. hutchins

[biolizardboils]

Underpanniversary mont September is almost over, so here’s one last headcanon dump for the road

General

The entire book series takes place in a single school year. The following is my vain attempt at cramming everything into that timeframe in a way that makes sense

The football game in Book 1 was the kickoff and happened in early August. The 4-to-6 weeks before the Ring arrived was really just 4 weeks, minimizing the Boys' slave labor and placing Captain's first day on duty in early September (not exactly the 1st but close enough)

Book 6 canonically happens during the cold and flu season (so late autumn), making it the halfway point of the school year and the series. (I just realized that it’s never shown snowing in modern-day Piqua? Maybe it only happened while the Boys were on winter break)

In Book 11, Krupp mentions there’s 7 weeks of school left. Summer break usually starts in mid-to-late May; subtracting 7 weeks from that places Book 11 in early-to-mid April

Book 12 happens in May. The Rid-O-Kid incident and sudden lack of gym teacher forced the school to close for damage control, then hold a half-day to do the yay-you’re-moving-up-a-grade stuff. (And yes, this means Captain Underpants Pizza Party didn’t happen and is merely a wistful fantasy 😔)

Also said school year is 1997-1998 (except for when I bring up any media that came out after that) because this is my post and I make the anachronisms

The Boys

Harold raises Sea Monkeys as snacks for his and George's pets

Speaking of their pets, they are NOT to be put in the same room together. George's are cats, Harold's are fish. Can I make it any more obvious

George had to stay home sick for a whole week once. when he finally came back to school, he walked in with this blasting on this boombox

George's fave computer game is Star Wars: Behind the Magic, Harold's is Insaniquarium (first the browser version, then Deluxe way later), and they both love Backyard Baseball

George's fave Disney film is A Goofy Movie. Harold didn’t have a favorite until middle school when Treasure Planet came out

The boys took Captain to see Hercules in theaters. He declared it the greatest movie of all time, so they bought it on VHS and played it in the treehouse whenever he asked. The boys kept it long after 4th grade and watched it whenever they missed him

They used to think boy bands were weird and girls were weird for liking them... until Heidi got into the Backstreet Boys. Harold caught The Fever from hearing her play their songs in the house, and George caught it from him. Their favorite song is Answer To Our Life

Harold would later joke that him catching The Fever should’ve been his wake-up call lol

The Old!Boys

In college they held a dorm party and made Jungle Juice in a (fully sanitized!!!) toilet so they could flush away the evidence after. And also just for laffs

Their kids go to Stubinville Elementary. It’s farther away and they have to take a bus, but it’s got generally better teachers than Jerome Horwitz. Go Stinkbugs

They wrote a letter to Krupp about what they did to him in 4th grade, but never sent it

Other

The Boys' parents didnt realize their families had blended together for years. It finally hit them when they asked Grandma and Grandpa to synchronize their visits. They were like "....Huh." and then went right back to setting the table

Other things both families do together: bills, carpooling, cooking, movie nights, fishing, picnics, holiday card photos at the mall

The Beards have a record player and a vinyl collection of every funk and R&B hit from 1968 to 1989. They always have one playing as background noise in the mornings and evenings. (The Hutchins like to play MTV instead)

Heidi goes to a preschool halfway across town. Robbie Hoskins (the little boy whose mom never believes him) goes there too

The Boys plan on being Heidi’s bodyguards when she starts kindergarten at Jerome Horwitz. No one’s gonna give her trouble, student or teacher, if they can help it

She can’t get in the Treehouse—not cus the Boys won’t let her, but cus she’s too small to safely climb the ladder 😔 Some day she'll get in there and eat all the hidden junk food, but not yet

I diagnose Melvin with EXTREME Gifted Kid Burnout post-canon lmao. He ends up going to the same community college as the Boys and they finally bury the hatchet there

Switching to paragraphs for this last one:

Long ago, when Krupp first started out as a principal, him and all the staff fell victim to an impossibly elaborate prank. He was excited to write his first detention slip and grilled the whole student body to find the culprit. 

After threatening to hold them hostage past the last bell, a dirty blonde boy in 2nd grade came up to him and claimed responsibility. Krupp locked him in the detention room and looked for his parents' number in the school directory, but couldn't find anything under his last name. 

Just then, he heard the kid make this noise. He stormed back to the detention room and opened it to yell at him... but the kid had vanished. The only sign he’d been there was his slip on the floor.

Krupp framed it in his office to preserve a milestone in his career, and vowed to crush that kid's spirit the next day.

But he never appeared at the school again.

#captain underpants #dav pilkey #George beard #Harold hutchins #heidi hutchins #melvin sneedly #mr. krupp #benjamin krupp #benny krupp #mr. beard #moses beard #mrs. beard #barbara beard #ms. hutchins #grace hutchins #headcanons #george #harold #melvin #heidi #cu #cu books #cu movie #me talking #(hyperfixation is finally winding down but i have a little more art on the way! #this has been a fun few months 🥲)

[hammysamhah]

something great i had to make cus kevin hart voices george in the movie

#captain underpants #george beard #harold hutchins #captain underpants fanart #captain underpants animatic #ms anthrope #the epic tales of captain underpants #captain underpants the first epic movie #this took way too long #like a week or so #please enjoy #also ignore the mistakes lol #kevin hart

[itz-alaina-12]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EDITH!!

#captain underpants #edith the lunch lady #mr. krupp #george beard #harold hutchins #benjamin krupp #toilette #mr ree #kipper krupp #miss anthrope #edith anthrope #tommy cu #ms yewh #gacha club #happy birthday!!

[tornrose24]

You all wanted to see more Secret Superhero AU stuff after voting on that poll, so I have delivered.

-In case anyone forgot, CU in this AU cannot fly if he’s wearing too much clothes besides underwear and a cape (socks are ok, but something like a shirt or pants limits that ability).

-I also think he’d be better at identifying potential supervillains in this AU since he’s been around them long enough. That and he’d want to limit how many staff members turn into monsters/bad guys at the school.

-One of the changes I made in the timeline was that Krupp would low key mess with Melvinborg as a bit of revenge. One such example is the butt-erfly episode where they both ended up in that safe room.

-I also think that if CU is smarter here, then he’s more aware and a lot more sensitive as to how most people would think of him (read the ‘secret origin’ chapter of book five to see proof of this). Luckily there’s people that like him as he is, and they matter more than those other folks.

#captain underpants #cu secret superhero au #mr. krupp #melvinborg #professor poopypants #george beard #harold hutchins #edith the lunch lady #egg casserole #ms anthrope

[helloree1]

#captain underpants #dav pilkey #george beard #harold hutchins #edith anthrope #ms anthrope #melvin sneedly

[n4talia-chaparro]

George and Harold are still doing comics?

🎨 || ꒷꒦︶☁️︶︶꒷꒦︶∪∪︶꒷꒦︶︶☁️︶꒷꒦ || 🎨

✧.* 𝙾𝚑𝚑𝚑 𝚎𝚙𝚒𝚌 𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗* ༉‧₊˚✧

#cu tbgdotgp au #captain underpants #the epic tales of captain underpants #captain underpants au #george and harold #harold hutchins #george beard #ms anthrope #asked and answered #au ask blog #answered asks #answered

[wooglebear]

TETOCU Roleswap AU

Sharing an idea I had for a TETOCU swap AU. Where everything is the same but with a couple of characters swaps. I’d draw these swaps if I was blessed with artistic skills :(

Swaps

Melvin and Melvinborg -> George and Harold So instead of George and Harold, Melvin hypnotizes Krupp. Melvin's future self travels back in time, not on purpose tho. He's much more calm and collected, sweet, but still quite cunty. And we have George and Harold as joint antagonists. And yes, they become joint principals in S2.

Ms. Yewh -> Jerry Citizen So Ms. Yewh is a Spanish teacher, and Jerry is a French teacher who wants to go to Paris. Unlike canon, they both play major roles in this AU.

#tetocu roleswap au #melvinborg #melvin sneedly #george beard #harold hutchins #ms yewh #jerry citizen #role swap au

[jackie-sugarskull]

Ms. Hutchins: (from the other room) HEIDI…!

(Harold and Heidi look up from the drawings and coloring book they’re respectively working on)

Harold: …First name. Could be fine.

Ms. Hutchins: LOUISE…!

Heidi: (nervous) Middle name. Not looking too good.

Ms. Hutchins: HUTCHINS!!!

Harold: …You’re in trouble.

Ms. Hutchins: YOU TOO, HAROLD MICHAEL HUTCHINS!

(Harold and Heidi look at each other panicked, then run)

#captain underpants #harold hutchins #heidi hutchins #grace hutchins #incorrect Captain Underpants quotes #incorrect cu quotes #incorrect quotes #source: tiktok

[captain-underpants-aus]

Something for the Genderbent AU

So basically... These 2 girls are Gwen Beard and Harriet Hutchins. Gwen is the one on the left with the tie and the flat top. Harriet is the other one with the blue dress and the fancy haircut. REMEMBER THAT NOW, and that old lady on the middle is their mean principal, Ms. Krupp, along with her alter ego, Captain Underwear.

If you're curious about Melvin and Edith, their names in this AU will be Margot Sneedly and Edan.

#captain underpants au #captain underpants #george beard #harold hutchins #cu genderbent au #shoot I forgot about Beverly's name

[pinkiemeowstic89]

Captain Wukong (Underpants): The First Epic Movie Cast

(Inspired by similar posts from @sundove88 and @thehyperrequiem )

TJ Detweiler (Recess) as George Beard

Penn Zero (Penn Zero: Part-Time Hero) as Harold Hutchins (A/N: This is mainly because Harold and Penn are both voiced by Thomas Middeditch)

Aqua Leader Archie (Pokémon) as Principal Benjamin Krupp

Sun Wukong (LEGO Monkie Kid) as Captain Underpants

Dr Buttocks (Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures) as Professor Poopypants

Ronaldo (Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil) as Melvin Sneedly

Elite Four Rika (Pokémon) as Edith the Lunch Lady

Doug Funnie (Doug) as Tommy the Boy in the Locker

Zoey Howzer (The Proud Family) as the Girl Who Thought Mr Fyde was Dead

Molly McGee (The Ghost and Molly McGee) as the World Peace Girl

Olympia (Pokémon) as Ms Dayken

Oleana (Pokémon) as Ms Ribble

Giovanni (Pokémon) as Mr Rected

Larry (Pokémon) as Mr Fyde

Le Mime (Xiaolin Showdown) as Street Mime

Mr Garr (OK KO: Let's Be Heroes) as Officer McPiggly

Professor (Hailey's On It!) as the Nobel Prize Moderator

#crossover casting #captain underpants the first epic movie #recess #penn zero part time hero #pokemon #lego monkie kid #pac man and the ghostly adventures #kick buttowski suburban daredevil #doug #the proud family #the ghost and molly mcgee #xiaolin showdown #ok ko let's be heroes #hailey's on it

[rj-drive-in]

Culture War Of The Worlds Department:

Which is scarier? Ignorance or intelligence?

CONDESCENSION OF THE STARLINGS © 2023 by Rick Hutchins

When the aliens arrived in their enormous interstellar worldship, sending their delegates down to each and every sovereign nation on Earth, all governments decided in their own fashion who would be among those who would meet with them. Here in the United States, the President made the decision (despite the opinion of both houses of congress that there should be a vote); and, in my opinion, she chose wisely. Besides herself and the Vice President, she selected the Speaker of the House, the President Pro Tempore of the Senate, the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, the Secretary of State, the Secretary of Defense and the Administrator of NASA. She allowed each of these officials two assistants.

Hundreds of elected officials, including the governors of all fifty-one states, voiced strenuous objections. Tens of thousands of others voiced objections of varying degrees of credibility.

In the end, of course, we learned that the aliens had pre chosen the representatives of each nation with whom they wished to meet.

(And, yes, I’m well aware of the controversy over calling them “aliens,” and the preference for terms like “visitors,” “E.T.s” or “starlings.” Among the common people– those who are generally unaware that dinosaurs did not coexist with early man or that Mars shares our sun– the word “alien” conjures up connotations of either illegal immigrants from Mexico or bug-eyed monsters from old drive-in movies. The hell with them. In my blog, I call them “space aliens,” just to rub it in.)

At the time, of course, I had no official connection to the government or the current administration, although my status as former Speaker helped drive the popularity of my blog and my influence of popular opinion, deserved or not. I agreed with the president’s appointments, even if I hadn’t voted for her– but I did not object in the slightest when the aliens invited me to the First Contact Retreat.

Despite press releases to the contrary, the Retreat was not held at Camp David– I don’t know if that has ever been officially confirmed, but I’m confirming it now. The unmarked Navy jet took me to an undisclosed location somewhere in the Midwest. I’m pretty sure it was Southwestern Nebraska. And the aliens never told me beforehand why I was chosen. I was certainly not the only (or most prominent) pundit expressing reservations or suspicions about the motivations of the space aliens; the networks and cable news channels all had high-profile naysayers on their payroll. I thought at the time that it was my lack of corporate ties that attracted them, but the truth is that I had no idea.

The aliens call their planet Minwhanimoh and the alien who met with us was named Draadimuhhmwuh. Their vocal abilities are more limited than ours, so their words have a tendency toward a lot of syllables; you can distinguish their personal names by the long, drawn-out vowels. Meeting one of them in person was the most surreal experience of my life. They are tall and bipedal. Two arms, two legs, one head and a face with two eyes, a nose and a mouth; yet the spacing and proportion of the features, the length of the bones and articulation of the joints added up to a being that was subtly and startlingly unearthly.

While the aliens aren’t much for standing on protocol, Draadimuhhmwuh condescended to allow the president to speak first. She made a benign and inoffensive statement, no doubt generated by standard speech composition software, and then answered his questions with carefully crafted replies rehearsed during her pre-meeting coaching sessions. When he was done with her, Draad (for short) spoke to a librarian from Wichita and a Jesuit priest from Boston. Then he came to me.

“Good morning, Ms. Washington,” he said, in that kind of tight-lipped way that they speak. “It’s a pleasure to meet you in person. I’ve read all of your essays and books.”

“Good morning, Mr. Draadimuhhmwuh,” I replied. “I’m flattered.”

“I’d like to speak to you about your concerns regarding our visit to your planet and our desire for cultural exchange.”

Human and alien body language are in no way similar, but for the sake of my terrestrial colleagues I maintained a confident pose. “If you’ve read my essays, you should be well aware of my views,” I replied. “You are obviously more scientifically and technologically advanced than we are. You claim to be more intelligent on a biological level, and therefore more artistically and culturally sophisticated. You come to this world telling us you want to help us. When a more advanced culture encounters a more primitive culture, claiming to offer aid, it always leads to slavery and oppression. The upper classes always view the lower classes with contempt.”

“You believe that we look upon you with contempt?” he asked a bit sadly.

“Yes, I do.”

“Tell me about your sister, Ms. Robinson.”

A chill ran down my spine. “What do you know about my sister? What do you want with her?”

“I want nothing. I merely ask after her health.”

“She’s fine. Very healthy.”

“But she has a medical condition, does she not?”

“Yes,” I replied carefully, wondering how he was planning to use Jazmin against me. “She has Down’s Syndrome. But she’s in good health.”

“This syndrome leaves her intellectually limited. She has the mind of a child in an adult body. Is this correct?”

“Yes.”

“How do you feel about her, Ms. Robinson? Do you view her with contempt?”

“Of course not!”

“No, indeed, of course not. I have read your essays, Ms. Robinson, not only those about my people, but also those you have written about your sister. You love her very much. In fact, your love for her is only deepened by her limitations, as are your feelings of obligation and protectiveness. This is something I have learned that your people have in common with mine. Humans are, for the most part, given to affection for the smallest among you.”

Our conversation continued, but that was the moment of epiphany for me. The moment that everything changed. I knew then that the Starlings had our best interests at heart– they didn’t hate us for our smallness, they loved us for what we are and what we want to be. I took that message back to my followers in the blogosphere. From there, I took it on the road to local guest appearances around the country, to television interviews and debates, to guest editorials and podcasts.

And the people got the message. And that, ultimately, is why the aliens returned to their homes amongst the stars, taking all their knowledge and artistry and wonderment with them. As in so many works of fiction, the invaders came and were oh-so-righteously defeated. But they weren’t killed off by the common cold or vanquished by a computer virus or driven away through wit and ingenuity. They simply left because they weren’t wanted.

Because the one thing that the common people can never tolerate is intellectual elitism.

#short story #short fiction #micro fiction #microfiction #science fiction #first contact #extraterrestial life #Rick Hutchins #RJDiogenes

[biolizardboils]

George and Harold's moms calling their boys to come in for dinner. The moms meeting at the fence when the boys don't respond.

The moms peeking into the treehouse to find their sons fast asleep, pencils and papers still in hand. One mom poised on the ladder, gently passing the boys to the other mom on the ground.

The moms thanking each other for their help, thanking the stars that their families met. Their sons waking up just enough to hear it, silently thanking the stars too, but keeping their eyes shut so their moms will tuck them in.

#mrs. beard #barbara beard #ms. hutchins #grace hutchins #me talking #george beard #george #harold hutchins #harold #underpanniversary #captain underpants #cu

[itz-alaina-12]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR. KRUPP!! :3

And April fools lmao

#captain underpants #mr. krupp #benjamin krupp #april fool's day #birthday #happy birthday Krupp #<3 #edith the lunch lady #cu bee #barbara river krupp #miss anthrope #ms ribble #mr meaner #bernice krupp #jasper krupp #george beard #harold hutchins #gacha club

[minny5ca2018]

REELS

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Really got into this series...

This guy Tarik ... is the pits. He reminds me of Another World's Carl Hutchins before he reformed and was absolutely besotted with Rachel Cory.

Regretting his moves with Guzide I am afraid... never miss anyone until you've lost them.

Series is Aldatmak, another Turkish drama.

I am amazed by the talents of Ms Vahide...

#vahide perçin #aldatmak #guzide

[boldlyvoid]

It’s not like he purposefully did it. There was a mistake from the props team and yea he’s the one that did it but he didn’t wake up, and tell himself “imma murder ms. Hutchins today.”

Pretty sure that he’s (and cast and crew and her family) gonna be traumatized from that movie for life …

It’s still technically manslaughter and the fact he’s still making the movie doesn’t seem to me like he’s that traumatized by what he did. The set was never safe and his crew has all confirmed how bad of a work environment it was, going forward with the movie is such a bad move imo

#ask

[deadlinecom]