#incorrect cu quotes

[jackie-sugarskull]

George: You have issues.

Krupp: Well, of course I have issues! *points at Bernice* THAT’S MY FREAKING MOTHER!

#captain underpants #captain underpants the first epic movie #captain underpants: the first epic movie #the epic tales of captain underpants #george beard #mr krupp #bernice krupp #incorrect captain underpants quotes #incorrect cu quotes #source: guardians of the galaxy volume 2

[infini-tree]

krupp, after being accidentally switched in mid-fight: oh sure, let me feel the pain. real nice

#mells thinking out loud on her blog again #incorrect cu quotes #mells liveblogs kfp:tdk #<- yes this counts in the tag #ping: [complains about the guy possessing him especially after said guy possessing him keeps on getting into physically intensive scenes] #me with terminal kernel theory brainrot: getting some krupp vibes here............

[maskednerd]

#happy birthday to my little bro! #(and my older brother cus their birthdays are both one day apart funny enough) #anywho i tried to work on this penstagram template for memes and i think it turned out decent enough hehe #the owl house #toh #incorrect quotes #emperor belos #darius deamonne #hunter toh

[wondersinwaynemanor]

Batman and Superman go to the abandoned building where Red Robin and Superboy are at.

goons are on the floor, either groaning and cursing from pain or completely knocked out from the impact of the hits they received. a large hole is on the floor, two men thrown on the floor below them. one of them, unconscious, is hanging by the edge of the building while Red Robin lazily holds the rope that's tied on the man's ankle.

Superman, voice calm as ever although laced with disappointment: Superboy, what did you do? We told both of you to wait for our signal.

Batman, growls: Red Robin, report!

Superboy: It was all me, Batman. Rob- Red Robin had nothing-

Red Robin, wants to honestly let go of his grip on the rope: Lay it all on me, B. It was all me.

Superman looks at Red Robin with a sad smile while Batman waits for further explanation from his son.

Superboy: No, wait, Rob-

Red Robin: They were making fun of Kon- Superboy's leather jacket. I had to do something. So, I got them to shut up.

Superman exchange glances with Superboy as Batman remains stoic.

Red Robin, shrugs and feels his hand getting tired from holding to the man: I'm sure you had moments like these, B.

Batman finally moves, pinches the bridge of his nose: We'll take it from here.

Red Robin hands the rope to Batman as Superman gently squeezes Superboy's shoulder.

without another word, Red Robin walks to Superboy and just like second nature, Superboy carries Red Robin cradle style and off they go towards the night sky.

after a few minutes of tying up the criminals, Nightwing talks through Batman and Superman's comms.

Nightwing, clear grin on his voice: So, are you both finally going to say yes to my meeting on how to handle sons when they have boyfriends? And I'm mostly talking to you, B.

Superman just chuckles while Batman says his usual, "Hn."

#unhinged tim drake #no one talks dirty to his boyfriend #cus he will f* you up #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect batfam #batfamily #superfam #batman #superman #red robin #superboy #nightwing #tim drake #kon el kent #timkon #bruce wayne #clark kent #dick grayson #dc comcis #yel chronicles

[incorrect-shoujisquad]

mha as things ive overheard in high-school 9

all might: alright kiddos we doing dodge ball today so if you got glasses on then you best take em off

iida, throwing his glasses off: fuck it we ball

midoriya: dont hit all might now

iida: if i mistake him for a student cus i cant see then thats his fault

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kirishima: you are the reason we shouldnt be allowed to have art classes

kaminari, drawing a scarily realistic dick: literally what are you talking about

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*during theater club*

shouji: so i just fall

tokoyami: yeah but be dramatic with it

shouji: aight

shouji: *death drops*

kouda: :o

yaoyorozu: OH THATS NOT-

tokoyami: no no let him cook

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masterlist <3

#the death drop took me tf OUT #i was like why did he do that #he ate i fear #shoutout to the guy who death dropped during theater cus that was fucking funny #bnha #boku no hero academia #incorrect bnha quotes #mha #my hero academia #incorrect mha quotes #incorrect quotes #shouji mezou #bakugou katsuki #denki kaminari #izuku midoriya #iida tenya #kirishima eijirou #momo yaoyorozu #fumikage tokoyami #kouda kouji #all might #yagi toshinori

[oh-theatre]

Bart: Hi! Where are you from?

Tim: Gotham

Bart: I’m sorry

Tim: Gotham

Bart: no I heard I’m just sorry

#I fucking love them #he only hates it cus he has to sneak in to see Tim #fucking no metas rule #he’s a little shit about it cus he lives in central and he loves it #Tim drake #Red Robin #Bart Allen #impulse #funny #lol #meme #dc #dc comics #young justice #yj98 #incorrect quotes

[marvelomadness06]

James: *down on one knee* Regulus, will you marry me?

Regulus: …

Regulus: We have a cat. Why would we need marriage?

#marauders #domestic starchaser #starchaser is my fav cus then i can have lily evans #james potter #regulus black #incorrect marauders #marauders incorrect quotes

[randomtwinkinthetomb]

Li cu: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything Wu Xie does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?

Hei Xiazi: If Wu Xie were to jump off a cliff, he would've done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Wu Xie jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Li Cu: You jump off a cliff!

Hei Xiazi: Gladly, he's probably jumping to chase after me.

#lost tomb #dmbj #dmbj incorrect quotes #incorrect lost tomb. #daomu biji #wu xie #hei xiazi #hei yanjing #li cu

[epprbcu-incorrect-quotes]

Prof: Shrine Maiden has discovered kung pow penis jokes and it's all she says now. Everything is kung pow penis. She simply can't stop.

Prof: I asked Shrine Maiden where she learned that joke. She made me promise she wouldn't get in trouble if she told me. I agreed.

Prof: So she leans in and whispers, "kung pow penis."

.

#!cu #!cu incorrect quotes #epprbcu #exclamation point pfp rpg blog cinematic universe #punctuationverse

[fatestaynighttextposts]

#fate #fate/hollow ataraxia #fate/stay night #fsn #visual novel #f/sn #text post #incorrect quotes #fate cu chulainn #fate gilgamesh #gilgamesh fate

[akkreti]

Oberon: I'm gonna open a dog cafe, but I need investors.

Medb: I'm listening.

Oberon: Here's the plan. The first floor will have normal dogs, but as you go up, each floor will have more and more dangerous dogs and then wolves. And at the top floor is Artoria with a gun.

Medb: Get me Cu and you have a deal.

#fgo #incorrect quotes #oberon #medb #artoria caster #castoria #cu chulainn #fate grand order #oberon vortigern

[jackie-sugarskull]

Ms. Hutchins: (from the other room) HEIDI…!

(Harold and Heidi look up from the drawings and coloring book they’re respectively working on)

Harold: …First name. Could be fine.

Ms. Hutchins: LOUISE…!

Heidi: (nervous) Middle name. Not looking too good.

Ms. Hutchins: HUTCHINS!!!

Harold: …You’re in trouble.

Ms. Hutchins: YOU TOO, HAROLD MICHAEL HUTCHINS!

(Harold and Heidi look at each other panicked, then run)

#captain underpants #harold hutchins #heidi hutchins #grace hutchins #incorrect Captain Underpants quotes #incorrect cu quotes #incorrect quotes #source: tiktok

[mycroft-1697]

Kirk: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside Spock: Spock: Jim, if I step outside and all of our mugs are situated in the garden again... Kirk: *Sips coffee from bowl*

#spirk #star trek aos #aos spirk #aos spock #spock #mister spock #mr spock #tos spock #star trek TOS #captain kirk #kirk #james kirk #james t kirk #spirk cus its fucking canon #star trek spirk #incorrect star trek quotes #incorrect quotes

[grimes-luvr]

MEMES/QUOTES FROM MY TWD DR

just some silly little bits from my dr - glenn is my adoptive brother, & carl's my bf :)

carl: i'm the kinda guy that likes to think things through.

jay: i've seen you eat a marshmallow that was STILL ON FUCKING FIRE.

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rick: i wanna show you a picture that really upset me today.

carl: WELL IN MY DEFENSE, VEE BET ME 50 CENTS I COULDN'T DRINK ALL THAT SHAMPOO!

rick: that's not what i mea- YOU DRANK SHAMPOO?!?!?!

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glenn: i've decided i wanna be cremated.

jay: like when you die?

glenn: no like whenever just surprise me.

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carl: what's your favorite color of the alphabet?

rick: the human body has over 7 trillion nerves yet you somehow manage get on EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE OF THEM.

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the governor: i'm going to play the deadliest game with you.

carl, nodding: knife monopoly.

the governor: i was actually just gonna hunt you for sport but now i'm interested in whatever knife monopoly is.

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jay: don't fear death, fear the state you die in.

carl in a horrified whisper: alabama

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glenn: you remind me of the ocean

jay: elaborate

glenn: so fucking salty

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maggie: who the fuck-

hershel: language!

maggie: whom the fuck-

hershel: i'm done.

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michonne: hey do you have a bag i could borrow?

carl: the only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.

michonne: all you had to do was say no.

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maggie: a good romance starts with friendship.

jay: and a bad romance starts with ra ra ah ah ah ro ma ro ma ma ga ga ooh la la

(vee - @tonesrots <33)

#twd #twd incorrect quotes #twd shifting #shifting #carl grimes #the walking dead #rick grimes #michonne #glenn rhee #maggie greene #reality shifting #very canon cus i said so #gay #homosexual

[wondersinwaynemanor]

Jason: Ha, I'm definitely winning this, Timbo!

Tim: Nah, you don't have a chance, Jay!

Jason: Just admit it, it's okay to be a loser.

Tim: That's not in my vocabulary.

Jason: You talking to me about vocabulary?

Tim: Yes! I'm going to teach you a lesson-

Duke: So, what are they arguing about this time?

Damian: Something childish, no doubt.

Dick: They're on a competition on who can first memorize to the rap of Fancy.

Damian: Ridiculous.

Duke: Why am I not surprised?

Duke: But hey, who we betting on?

Damian: Please. That's the last thing I'll ever do. I'm not betting on those two.

Dick: Well, I'm not going to choose between my younger brothers.

Duke: Well, me too then, I won't choose.

Dick and Duke at the same time:

Dick: My money's on Jason.

Duke: Tim's got this.

Damian: Tt.

#and then the manor is just loud with jason and tim trying to rap #cus they're so competitive with each other and won't let go #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect batfam #incorrect dc #batfamily #batbros #batkids #batman #jason todd #tim drake #duke thomas #damian wayne #dick grayson #dc comics #yel chronicles

[willcamposleftnut]

Nick, trying to sneak out of larks room in the middle of the night: why are you here its 2 am?

Terry, trying to sneak out of sparrows room: why are YOU here at two am?

Marco, trying to sneak out of grants room: why are BOTH of you here??

#dndads incorrect quotes #nark #terrow #marco/grant #grant/marco #(grant and darrly moved into the oak garcia house afyer the realms cus darrly started dating henry and mercedes)