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incorrect-shoujisquad · 8 days

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aizawa as my mom's random outbursts

aizawa: up your fucking ass thats what

shinsou: woAh

aizawa: OH HITOSHI HELLO

shinsou: HI?

aizawa: I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE HOME HI BABY

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eri: daddy shinsou hit me

shinsou, who hasnt moved for the past 20 minutes: HUH?

aizawa: *puts eri in a blanket*

shinsou: UHM??

aizawa: *picks her up and throws her on the beanbag*

aizawa: lets see hitoshi hit that

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aizawa: oh shit i just ran like three red lights thats probably not good

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aizawa: uh oh here comes some jackoff subaru tryna cut me off

hizashi: please dont rear-end them i still havent recovered from the last time you rear-ended a dumb driver

the rest of the ua staff in the back of the car:

snipe: time for me to get out the car

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aizawa: what the fuck is he doing

hizashi: its a random crackhead only god knows what

aizawa: itd be real damn funny if he ran into the road

shinsou: daddy STOP

eri: yeah thats not nice!

aizawa: well his face aint nice but i still have to look at it

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aizawa, reading the name of nemuris rice cooker: cuckoo...

nemuri: whats wrong with it >:(

aizawa, just randomly(?): CACAW

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masterlist <3

#stan my mom you guys #i love her sm #boku no hero academia #bnha #incorrect bnha quotes #my hero academia #mha #incorrect mha quotes #incorrect quotes #shouta aizawa #shinsou hitoshi #eri mha #yamada hizashi #eraserhead #present mic #erasermic #i think #nemuri kayama #snipe mha

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incorrect-shoujisquad · 16 days

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mha as things ive overheard in high-school 9

all might: alright kiddos we doing dodge ball today so if you got glasses on then you best take em off

iida, throwing his glasses off: fuck it we ball

midoriya: dont hit all might now

iida: if i mistake him for a student cus i cant see then thats his fault

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kirishima: you are the reason we shouldnt be allowed to have art classes

kaminari, drawing a scarily realistic dick: literally what are you talking about

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*during theater club*

shouji: so i just fall

tokoyami: yeah but be dramatic with it

shouji: aight

shouji: *death drops*

kouda: :o

yaoyorozu: OH THATS NOT-

tokoyami: no no let him cook

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masterlist <3

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incorrect-shoujisquad · 2 months

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mha as things my friend benji says

mineta: hey bakugou

bakugou: ew disgusting

mineta: whats disgusting is your attitude

bakugou: i hate that kid

bakugou: step on a landmine

iida: NO

bakugou: tell him to fall on a splitter

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ojirou: you guys are cancer

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sero: i dont know how to spell seemteegnces

sero: sentremces

shouji: i can see this

sero: senteexnces

sero: senteneeenvces

sero: jeezus

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aizawa: she accidentally kicked a baby

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masterlist i almost forgot

#bnha #boku no hero academia #incorrect bnha quotes #mha #my hero academia #incorrect mha quotes #incorrect quotes #shouji mezou #bakugou katsuki #shouta aizawa #sero hanta #ojirou mashirao #iida tenya #oh and uh #mineta....#uhm #awkward #LMFAO

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incorrect-shoujisquad · 3 months

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mha as things my family has said 6

*playing bitlife*

shouji: nah how are you broke ugly and dumb my guy

ojirou: pick a fuckin struggle

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bakugou: *sets his phone down and walks out of the room*

midoriya: kacchan what are you–?

bakugou: *runs back into the room full speed and jump kicks his phone*

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ojirou: beat his ass

shouji: gonna uppercut him in his dick watch this

*literally kills the guy*

ojirou: :O

shouji: THATS THE SECOND MURDER AND IM ONLY TEN WHAT THE FUCK

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yaoyorozu: glitter everywhere omg

iida: youll be finding that ish in your carpet for years

yaoyorozu: FUCKKKKKK

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dabi: i got into a fight

spinner: and you won?

dabi: do i look like i LOST

spinner: NO THATS WHY I FUCKING ASKED

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masterlist <3

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incorrect-shoujisquad · 3 months

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mha as things my friends on discord have said 5 but its purely sero misspelling everything

shouji: i would use my main acc but im feeling homophobic today

sero: ANGELO?

sero: STOP THIS

sero: HELP*

uraraka: THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HELP??

sero: SHUT UP

shouji: angelo!!!

sero: BRO 😭

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sero: no ome lmows wnay i wanna say and i dont eother soni have to keep finding ways to sau it LPKE IDK

sero: mhm

todoroki: and you wonder why people dont know what youre trying to say

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ojirou: guys please i need to be publicly executed

sero: omg no youre so eeecy sodnt leyx soemhfe ecevhte you 🥺

kaminari: HELP?

sero: howfid i fuck up thay bas

kirishima: its ok bae try again

sero: i MEANT omg no youre so sexy dont let someone execute you 🥺

ojirou: ok that makes sense

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kirishima: do you guys chew jolly ranchers

sero: if yoo chee kolly rancher is dll perspnally dtsg you o hell

bakugou: iida translate

sero: STOPR

iida: "if you chew jolly ranchers i will personally drag you to hell"

sero: HOWD DONYOU DOT HAY

iida: said it once, i will say it again, i speak illiteracy

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masterlist <3

#bnha #boku no hero academia #incorrect bnha quotes #mha #my hero academia #incorrect mha quotes #incorrect quotes #shouji mezou #denki kaminari #bakugou katsuki #ojirou mashirao #ochako uraraka #sero hanta #iida tenya #kirishima eijirou #shouto todoroki

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incorrect-shoujisquad · 3 months

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mha as things my friends have said

dabi: you are so astronomically boring that i could watch paint dry and be more entertained

shigaraki:

dabi: if someone shot me right now i would thank them cus then i wouldnt have to talk to you

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shouji, on the phone: well i dunno maybe if you werent built like an improper fraction we wouldnt be here

shouji: >:O

shouji: NO IM NOT CALLING YOU FAT IM CALLING YOU UGLY HAVE SOME CLASS

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mic: oh my god im gonna have a stroke

aizawa: whats wrong?

mic: what is the word where you have an idea but then you dont

sir nighteye: you forgot?

mic: NO like you previously had one

aizawa: what 💀

edgeshot: what does that mean 😭

mic: LIKE YOU WERE THINKING

midnight: and??

mic: I DONT KNOW LIKE I PREVIOUSLY WAS THINKING

sir nighteye: YOU MEAN YOU THOUGHT?

mic: if i was in front of you rn i would propose to you YES THANK YOU

hawks: WHY DID YOU DESCRIBE IT SO HORRIBLY

mic: IDK OK IM FUCKING STUPID

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masterlist

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incorrect-shoujisquad · 4 months

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mha as things my friends said on discord 4

shouji: HELPPPP

shouji: WHO HAS THE TIME TO JUST WALK ILLEGALLY GIRL I WILL HIT YOU LIKE GO SOMEWHERE

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kouda: so 7x8 is–

kouda: 😗

kouda: i think i'll kill myself.

ojirou: THE WAY I FUCKING SCREAMED

tokoyami: STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY 😭

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midoriya: back to the original question: why your feet?

shouji: my medical teacher says your feet! why would you land on your fucking side

todoroki: SO I CAN WALK WHEN I LEAVE THE HOSPITAL

shouji: HEIFER YOU WILL NOT BE LEAVING THE HOSPITAL CUS YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS WILL BE FUCKED THE FUCK UP. YOU WILL DIE.

todoroki: AT LEAST I STILL GOT MY LEGS

shouji: AT LEAST I STILL GOT MY ORGANS

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shinsou: KAMINARI FUCKING DENKI. DM ME AMONG US ONE MORE TIME AND I WILL SKIN YOU ALIVE

kirishima: oh 😰

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bakugou: me personally, people shorter than me don't exist

uraraka: oh im sorry let me just vanish from existence rq 💔

tokoyami: my fault, dawg, lemme get thanos snapped, hollup 🥺

tsuyu: my bad let me go fall off the face of the earth for you 🖕😀

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masterlist mhm

#bnha #boku no hero academia #incorrect bnha quotes #mha #my hero academia #incorrect mha quotes #incorrect quotes #shouji mezou #denki kaminari #bakugou katsuki #tsuyu asui #ojirou mashirao #kouda kouji #uraraka ochacho #fumikage tokoyami #kirishima eijirou #hitoshi shinsou #shouto todoroki #izuku midoriya

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incorrect-shoujisquad · 4 months

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mha as things ive overheard in high-school uhhhh 8 i think because its my first day back

kirishima: my music stopped for two seconds and i hear "the autistics should do track cus they always be running"

mina: 24 years jail time to whoever said that

kaminari: no parole

sero: electric chair bro

bakugou: fire squad even

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shouji: SATOU BRO MOVE YOUR BLACK ASS FROM UP OFF MY CAR I AM TRYING TO REVERSE

satou: TAKE YOUR BLACK ASS AND DRIVE OFF THE SIDEWALK

shouji: NO THERES PEDESTRIANS NOW MOVE

satou: THEN WHAT AM I?

shouji: A BRICK WALL NOW MOVE

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aoyama: damn ojirou i aint seen you since last year

ojirou:

ojirou: please never talk to me again

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todoroki: *hits his head on the desk*

shinsou: damn

todoroki: what the fuck happened to "are you okay"

shinsou: it died with my patience over break

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masterlist woo hoo

#bnha #boku no hero academia #incorrect bnha quotes #mha #my hero academia #incorrect mha quotes #incorrect quotes #shouji mezou #denki kaminari #bakugou katsuki #mina ashido #shinsou hitoshi #shouto todoroki #ojirou mashirao #aoyama yuuga #kirishima eijirou #sero hanta #satou rikidou

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incorrect-shoujisquad · 4 months

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mha as things my family said 5 because im still stuck with them for two days

shinsou: its too early to be going down the damn stairs

present mic: youre telling me! i walked down five steps and my knees started buckling

aizawa: i walked down one and started having contractions

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shouji: *shuts the door in tokoyami's face*

tokoyami: >:O

jirou: THAT BITCH

tokoyami: hOw- how dare thee

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bakugou: *pushes midoriya*

midoriya: RUDE WTF WHAT DID I DO TO YOU TODAY

sero: damn today?

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todoroki: all these fucking mobs like suck my cock at that point

iida: TODOROKI

todoroki: acting like you dont say the most diabolical bullshit when you think no one is around

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masterlist go crazy yall

#bnha #boku no hero academia #incorrect bnha quotes #mha #my hero academia #incorrect mha quotes #incorrect quotes #shouji mezou #bakugou katsuki #izuku midoriya #shouto todoroki #jirou kyouka #fumikage tokoyami #iida tenya #shinsou hitoshi #shouta aizawa #present mic #yamada hizashi #sero hanta

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incorrect-shoujisquad · 4 months

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mha as things my family said 4 cus theyre so ridiculously stupid (i love them)

shinsou: MY CAT IS DISCOMBOBULATED

aizawa: HUH?

shinsou: *holding up a squishie cat* HES FUCKED UP

aizawa: i thought you meant the actual cat YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME DAMN IT

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iida: are you making a sandwich at 2 in the morning

todoroki: are you judging me for making a sandwich at 2 in the morning

iida: maybe i am

todoroki: maybe i am

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sero: *pushing mina off the bed* fall off the bed bro

mina: *actually falls* FUCK

sero: HAHAHA FUCKING LOSER

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tokoyami: i firmly believe putting a rainbow at the end of any phrase makes it funnier

satou: i have cancer 🌈

ojirou: i hope you choke 🌈

shouji: my goldfish just died 🌈

kouda: i have crippling depression 🌈

ojirou: oh 😰

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masterlist oh yeah

#bnha #boku no hero academia #incorrect bnha quotes #mha #my hero academia #incorrect mha quotes #incorrect quotes #shouji mezou #shouta aizawa #shouto todoroki #iida tenya #shinsou hitoshi #sero hanta #mina ashido #fumikage tokoyami #satou rikidou #kouda kouji #ojirou mashirao

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incorrect-shoujisquad · 4 months

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mha as random quotes from my friends

shinsou: follow your dreams type shit

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mina: babe what the balls are you on about

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*in the midst of a girls vs boys debate*

iida: what about the non-binaries

shouji: LEAVE US OUT OF YOUR SHIT

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jirou: dont you worry us women will remember this

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kaminari: smash next question

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midoriya: i forgot mineta was a person

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bakugou: YOUR FLAT BACKED ASS KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

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uraraka: i bet bakugous weave thats true

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masterlist link yall <3

#bnha #boku no hero academia #incorrect bnha quotes #mha #my hero academia #incorrect mha quotes #incorrect quotes #shouji mezou #denki kaminari #bakugou katsuki #jirou kyouka #izuku midoriya #mina ashido #iida tenya #shinsou hitoshi #ochako uraraka

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incorrect-shoujisquad · 4 months

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mha as things my family said 3 cus im stuck with them for another week

kaminari: thats why you look like a monkey

bakugou: ok i see how it is

*literally a minute later*

bakugou, now sitting on kaminari's back: dont start no battles you cant win now

bakugou: this is what happens when you make stupid ass decisions

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shinsou: god damn why is it so hot in this bathroom

todoroki: because iida likes to shower in a fucking volcano

iida: says the bitch that showers in the artic

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shouji: ojirou bro you and these fucking christmas ornaments

ojirou: theyre pretty ok

shouji: put these heifers to rest you have like 1000 of them

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uraraka: MOMO IM SORRY

yaoyorozu: why? whats wrong?

uraraka: I SPILLED YOUR TEA ON MY DRESS

yaoyorozu: FUCK MY TEA ARE YOU OK?

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masterlist that i constantly forget to link <3

#bnha #boku no hero academia #incorrect bnha quotes #mha #my hero academia #incorrect mha quotes #incorrect quotes #shouji mezou #bakugou katsuki #denki kaminari #shinsou hitoshi #ochako uraraka #momo yaoyorozu #iida tenya #shouto todoroki #ojirou mashirao

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incorrect-shoujisquad · 4 months

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mha as things my family has said 2 (merry christmas and happy holiday :D)

bakugou: bro grab that doll by her two fucking pigtails and thundercunt her to another universe it is not that hard

kaminari: but she always comes back

sero: OK WILLIAM AFTON she wouldnt come back if you ROCKED HER SHIT

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shouji: touch kouda's bunny and i will personally break your fingers backwards you gonna be typing backwards today

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aizawa: *picks something up*

aizawa: what the fuck is this

mina: oh i–

aizawa: nevermind i dont care

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midoriya: damn my back hurts

shinsou: let me help you

midoriya:

midoriya: okay

shinsou: *kicks midoriya in the back*

midoriya: OW YOU SONAVA BITCH

shinsou, calmly: how do you feel

midoriya: LIKE KILLING YOUR ASS

shinsou: NO YOUR BACK YA ASSHOLE

midoriya: oh

midoriya: i am in severe pain

shinsou: *clicks his tongue* damn

#bnha #boku no hero academia #incorrect bnha quotes #mha #my hero academia #incorrect mha quotes #incorrect quotes #aizawa shouta #bakugou katsuki #denki kaminari #shinsou hitoshi #sero hanta #mina ashido #izuku midoriya #shouji mezou

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incorrect-shoujisquad · 4 months

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satou and shouji as me and my brother baking brownies (send help <3)

satou: shouji, dont—

shouji: *eating the batter*

satou:

satou: motherfucker

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shouji: move your big fucking head i cant see the box

satou: how dare you talk to me like that

shouji: sorry my bad

shouji: might i politely ask you to move your ginormous ass fucking head so i can see the box pretty please with a cherry on top

satou: not what i meant, but you were polite, so ill take it

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kouda: what is burning in here

satou: my hopes and dreams

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satou: TURN THE FUCKING OVEN ON

shouji: BITCH, YOUR MOTHER

satou: WHAT— WHAT AM I TO MAKE OF THAT

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incorrect-shoujisquad · 4 months

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mha as things my friends said on discord 3

tokoyami: ya ur right it is my fault.... 1 hour youtube apology video coming soon...

shouji: nah i wanna see an x apology paragraph better yet a 20 page essay on why youre sorry

tokoyami: do u want a 118 page google doc 💔

shouji: yes i do start typing letter boy

tokoyami: ok anything for you bbg 💔

shouji: i want that shit by tomorrow

tokoyami: ok 💔

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satou: ow my fucking knees fuck im so fucking old

ojirou: if youre old then i guess im fucking ancient

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(about kaminari's shoes)

shinsou: PUT THOSE ANCIENT ARTIFACTS AWAY THIS INSTANT

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sero: ITS GIGICNF YEKLOW DOAC

sero: hoo lord

bakugou: wtf was that sentence

iida: "its giving yellow disc"

sero: HOW

iida: i speak illiteracy

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kaminari: chokes on my hershey bar epically

jirou: get out

#bnha #boku no hero academia #incorrect bnha quotes #mha #incorrect mha quotes #incorrect quotes #my hero academia #shouji mezou #bakugou katsuki #denki kaminari #shinsou hitoshi #jirou kyouka #satou rikidou #ojirou mashirao #sero hanta #iida tenya #fumikage tokoyami

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incorrect-shoujisquad · 5 months

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mha as things my friends said on discord 2

kirishima: jumps out the window and does a fornite dance when i land (i am in severe pain)

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tokoyami, reading an assignment: explain how you found the answer using mental math

tokoyami: UHM

ojirou: by using my goddamn brain???

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iida: just watched todoroki go thru the 5 stages of grief opening a candy bar

tsuyu: how tf is he still alive

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shinsou, as monotone as he possibly can: goodness gracious me mary and joseph with the donkey and three wise men what happened here ladies

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shouji: someone told me not to use the ○ symbol cus it might break their screen reader

shouji: i sent them a video of my screen reader reading the declaration of independence

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ashido: im gonna turn into waya in t minus 5

kaminari: FUCK😭😭

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masterlist <3

#bnha #boku no hero academia #incorrect bnha quotes #mha #my hero academia #incorrect mha quotes #incorrect quotes #ojirou mashirao #denki kaminari #shinsou hitoshi #shouji mezou #fumikage tokoyami #iida tenya #tsuyu asui #kirishima eijirou #mina ashido #kaminari denki

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incorrect-shoujisquad · 5 months

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mha as things ive overheard in high-school 7 improv class version

tokoyami: OH MY GOD I SHOT HIM

kirishima, now on the ground: HOLY FUCK

uraraka: WHAT THE FUCK? WHY DID YOU SHOOT HIM?

kirishima: I NEED AN AMBULANCE

tokoyami: WHAT DO WE DO??

uraraka: FUCK YOU MEAN "WE"? THIS A YOU PROBLEM

kirishima: I AM BLEEDING OUT DO SOMETHING

iida, emerging from nowhere: *phone up in the air with a siren blaring*

uraraka:

kirishima:

tokoyami:

uraraka: WHO THE FUCK-

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shouji: fuck you gonna do when i provoke your seeing privileges

kouda, breaking character: im sorry

kouda: provoke?

shouji, turning to aizawa: am i tweaking?

aizawa: its revoke

shouji: so what is provoke??

ashido: like... square up

shouji: ah

shouji: fuck you gonna do when i square up your seeing privileges

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kaminari: i wanna go to france to see the italians

shinsou: tha-thats just italy

jirou: french people are in france

kaminari: well i dunno my states mk

shinsou: neither of those are states??

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midoriya: quick! give me the red key!

todoroki: here

bakugou: thats blue you fucking idiot

todoroki: no??

bakugou: YES

todoroki to midoriya: isnt this red???

midoriya: yeah its definitely red

todoroki, now to bakugou: so what the fuck are you smoking

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masterlist <3

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