#cubbage

[roughridingrednecks]

Cubbage and EZ

#cubbage #EZ #wifebeater #bros #redneck #tats #gang #goatee #beard #shades #black man

[drpepper-shake]

!!FLASHING LIGHTS WARNING!!

i love messing around with my corrupted odessa cubbage memoji

#half life #half life 2 #hl #hl2 #odessa #cubbage #odessa cubbage #half life 2 odessa cubbage #shitpost #low res #gif

[viv-weylin]

HALF LIFE TUMBLR SIMULATOR:

🌐 breenofficial follow

This is your daily reminder that we do in fact see your internet history. Please refrain from looking things up such as "breen leaked feet pics". Thank you.

🗨 combineofficial follow

To add on: please stop looking up "Metrocop x Reader", thank you.

🪄 c17-mp2901 follow

whoever keeps stealing my rations from the breakroom owes me AT LEAST six days worth at this point.

📀 c17-mp183729 follow

Its happening to you too, 2901? I thought it was just me...

🔆 c17-mp89388 follow

This is a reminder that we work hard for our rations and it's kinda fucked up to steal people's hard work... idk if its just me but why is it normalized to make fun of Civil Protection?? We're just doing out job.

@combinefeedback can you fix this??

💠 combinefeedback follow

Hello! Please email us at [email protected] to submit a formal complaint.

🍻 bcalhoun follow

Lol

🛡 the-resistance follow

Double agent of the week has been announced! Special thanks to @ bcalhoun for his hard work. He has reportedly stolen weeks worth of rations from the City 17, District 6 breakroom, thoroughly demotivating the metrocops :).

🟠 gfreeman-fan follow

Looking for a roleplay partner! I'd be roleplaying my BlackMesa!OC, Jamie. I'm okay roleplaying with BlackMesa!Ocs or Gordon Freeman. Breen roleplayers please do not interact!

🩵 breen-defender follow

What's wrong with breen?? /gen

🟠 gfreeman-fan follow

What do you mean what's wrong with breen?? U literally support... ☹️☹️ blocked and reported.

🛡 the-resistance follow

Gordon Freeman fanart drawn by @gfreemanlefttoe!

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🔬 eye-kleiner follow

Wow! 😍 Most Accurate Drawing I've Seen Yet! Amazing Work, gfreemanlefttoe!

🪼 justice4cremators follow

THE FUCKING USERNAME I CANT.

🍻 bcalhoun follow

As someone who knew Gordon before all this... kinda wild ngl.

⚓️ a-d-vanced follow

My dad literally worked with Gordon I can't imagine how he feels knowing gfreemanlefttoe is a real username.

🔭 elivance388 follow

It's funny asf.

🪨 lazlo-greatest-mind-of-our-generation follow

DNI: Breen defenders (wtf is wrong with you), Gordon Freeman x Breen Shippers 😭😭, Resistance snitches, if you work with the combine AT ALL (THIS IS MY BLOG OKAY??), antlions, if you own any headcrabs as pets. They're literally exotic creatures wtf is wrong with you..

⚓️ a-d-vanced follow

[dog_picture.jpg]

Here's a selfie with my pet dog!

🚫 alyxvancehateblog follow

I literally saw him attack a combine soldier yesterday...

⚓️ a-d-vanced follow

And???

🚫 alyxvancehateblog follow

Kinda weird ngl...

⚓️ a-d-vanced follow

Ermmm in literally neurodivergent and a minor 🤓

📘 real-history-facts follow

Today, 10 years ago, the Resonance Cascade happened!

🧠 brmy-md follow

Who remembers x files... 😭😭

☢️ stalkerk follow

Rb with what you miss most about pre combine life

🎶 dmmeformusic follow

Predictably, music...

🎁 cindyc follow

Holidays...

🐱 catlover2882777 follow

Cats@

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🍻 bcalhoun follow

WHICH MUTUAL REBLOGGED THIS I HAVE ALL CAT TAGS BLOCKED PLEASE TAG YOUR CAT PICTURES. JESUS CHRIST.

🔭 elivance388 follow

WHO FUCKING DID THIS.

🫐 ocubbage follow

hehe

⚓️ a-d-vanced follow

CUBBAGE??? WHAT???

🌐 breen-grub follow

Username change. Gfhhhh 👍

🍻 bcalhoun follow

Who hacked breen again?

🥬 cgreen follow

Lmao

🗨 combineofficial follow

PLEASE STOP WRITING BREEN X METROCOP STORIES. THANK YOU.

#half life #colette green #barney calhoun #alyx vance #gordon freeman #odessa cubbage #half life 2 #wallace breen #Youtube

[abyssalzones]

Rose has a certain effect on people, but it shows itself in different ways...

*another EV related drawing, since I've been working on outline stuff in the background and this piece has just been sitting on my sketch canvas for months. this time with act 2 designs entirely because I wanted to include nora

#oc tag #escape velocity #rose cubbage #gills kvn #sparkplug #domino #nora acton #venus #lab creations

[deltoidlover]

HALF LIFE ODESSA cabbage CUBBAGE MODEL REFERENCE (i had to do something special for my 400th post, so here's the ref everyone has been throthing at the mouth for... the man, the myth, the legend, colonel cabbage man.) send me a message if there's a specific model you need references of, i'd be happy to snap some pics!

#half life #half life 2 #art reference #model reference #gmod #odessa cubbage

[ultimate-valve-character]

Loser's Round 3: Match 36

#valve poll #half life #team fortress #odessa cubbage #scout's ma

[gordon-furman]

the conversation

#half life #half life 2 #half life alyx #gman #colonel odessa cubbage #furry #my art #why does cubbage talk to gman in game 🤔...

[ttearsofthekingdom]

ya so unless someone else does it ill probably do a valve character poll when i get back from the con

#MOST characters #for sure pretty much all half life characters #even like idfk odessa cubbage . who knows that guy except for big fans of We Dont Go To Ravenholm... #we'll have mfers like bidwell and olivia mann #all da valve guys

[internetskiff]

Brother rly went "so yeah about that beer :)" immediately followed by implying he had (and still has) to beat at least a couple of people to maintain his position in Civil Protection. Really creates way more questions than it answers. What did u do Barney Calhoun. Is beating people up all it takes? Is there innocent blood on his hands? Is there weight on his conscience? Despite everything, did he still partake in the perks the position offered, the better housing, the extra food? How trusted is he in the resistance, really? It's probably well known that he still has to participate in the Combine's oppressive system, right? They can't all possibly view it as a completely necessary evil. I mean, some rebels hate Odessa Cubbage and his only crime seems to be "being an idiot".

Okay completely unrelated train of thought now but I wonder if he smuggles the melons Kleiner feeds to Lamarr. You can see some watermelons in a Civil Protection outpost/apartment so I assume that's one of the "better" foods the Combine provide to those that serve them. Goddd there's so much to this guy but it's all implication.. Wish he had more screentiiiiiiime I wanna see more of him. I wanna see what he's had to do to maintain cover, and what he's actually done to earn the Resistance's trust. How do the rebels feel, knowing that while they have to take shelter in the canal system, he's able to sleep in an actual apartment with an intact door?

#hl #hl2 #hl 2 #half life #half life 2 #barney calhoun #hl2 barney #half life barney #rambling #i do not know how the half life tags work honestly and i've probably made a decent handful of half life posts by now #anyway idkkk it's real sad how little screentime he has when there's this much setup for this character :( #not asking for an alyx tier narrative arc but he's always felt like one of the more underdeveloped resistance members to me #which i guess is what happens when you already have quite a large cast of supporting characters #someone's getting the short end of the stick and unfortunately Mr. Calhoun sure did get it #oh well. maybe in 25 years if Wolpaw is still alive to write for another half life game. or Laidlaw comes back but that is NOT happening.

[savyir-genesizz-the-wizard]

Rating Portal/HL characters based on if I think they are a trans ally or a transphobe. Not hills I would die on but one's I will defend

Huge ally, kills transphobes: Alyx Vance, Gordon Freeman, Isaac Kleiner

Huge ally but needs a briefing of vocabulary: Eli Vance, Adrian Shepard, Barney Calhoun, father Griegory, Adventure Core

I don't know zone: Judith Mossman, Odessa Cubbage, dr Rosenberg, Caroline, idk all characters from Decay and HL:Alyx bc I haven't played, other cores

Respects you, as they would anyone else: Arne Magnuson, dr Breen*, Chell

Transphobe: Cave Johnson (massive), GLaDOS**, Wheatly***

* He is a bastard but this doesn't mean he's a bigot. Cave is, you can probably see the difference but idk it's subjective

** If Chell was trans she would call her a slur but tbh I don't think she really means anything she ever says

*** Well, he's an idiot, you know

Bonus category - is trans: Gordon Freeman, Alyx Vance, Chell

#half life #hl1 #hl2 #portal #portal 2 #I'm not tagging them

[spiderh0rse]

felix's mind notes part 4, e16-20

e16

amazed at how wasteful the level of trappage in this one random room is

sneezes and blows it all up

elevator. Underwater. Snapped cables. Presses the button in there

back underwater, shakes his head violently

vuvuzelas annoy him. As do kazoos

compliments his HEV suit for absorbing explosions so well

"focused like a laser beam. bvvvvzzzzzzzzz."

politely informs the hoppers that they won't be beeping

wants some credit for the info theft

worried about the structural integrity of these buildings with so many explosives in there

uninterested in sniping

does not respect 360 noscope. pew pew? :(

wants a video game about his life and horrible recent events

wants to go to space. everything is cooler in space.

I think he's describing metal gear here. Maybe. I have no idea frankly but I will guess metal gear

jazzed at the idea of a safehouse

loves QTEs during cutscenes

likes watching infomercials

does not know who Odessa Cubbage is

e17

now HATES tv. Shoots it with the shotgun

NOT a happy camper right now

never liked camping anyways

once more concerned about building collapse

hates zombies

BARNEY

"PERHAPS."

oh come on Joni has to be doing this on purpose now. Barney is actively calling him Felix in front of her

"ooh, for me? :D" gets a crowbar

asks Barney how it's going between him and Lauren. He seems upset but light-hearted in response

Barney was always popular at work

oughta be on a baseball card

"i always win because I'm genetically different" do you like. Have some hangup over being identical to some other guy or

not entirely sure what gunship weaknesses are but thinks he's fought them before

MOUNTAIN DEW

HE CAN'T AFFORD IT

Chell always like mountain dew

misses Chell :(

finds the rocket launcher heavy

not a heavy weapons kind of guy

being a terror runs in the family

hits the gunship with the crowbar

e18

violent rampage of death,, cease leaving Felixland this instant

familiar with some military gear

his posture is bad

drops the rocket launcher

amazed at how many guns he can carry but how inept he is despite that

"if it's not one of us, kill it"

seems a bit wrong-footed at a genuine compliment but accepts it

HATES shotgun wielding combine

Barney once went crazy at a breakfast buffet (too many muffins) and looked quite unwell

pinball wizard!

has wasted all the ammo for his fun guns

checks his corners. Much better than Stark just walking into a three way hallway and not looking both ways

laughs at and taunts some zombies trapped behind a door

the only card he needs is the ace of spades.

favourite card is the six of clubs

held his crowbar out and basically just. Bunted the headcrab

compares his life to that infinite staircase drawing, the one that just loops no matter how much you walk

says he'd jump off that thing eventually and fall forever instead of walk. Notes that that sound "pretty comfortable" but also boring

tells himself to bring his PSP to illusionland

"damn, these things are like... things that deploy strings"

gets badly electrocuted. makes a silly noise. "Ow."

turned down/did not apply to a Logitech job

e19

not happy to know what's in his energy drinks

double coffee :)

"not my fault that was bad positioning" that. That you arranged

shakes himself violently while underwater Again

Felix stop comparing your HEV to other armour it's already so cool

most dangerous long jump of his life

shockingly good at precision jumping

baking that cake,,, flammable (favourite) shirt up in flames with him in it. Felix. Elaborate?

annoyed by zombies

this is not his first time being tired scared and alone

in 1999 he was in a situation vaguely familiar to being crushed under a vending machine?

calls it tragic. Some poor woman can no longer sneeze properly because of that incident + machine

him, Gordon, that bottle of Sunny D, and a dead old man. Something to do with poorly spent money. Strange story maybe!

holding active dialogue with the universe

astounded at the health violations in this hospital

is familiar with the average cleanliness of a homeless shelter

sometimes he says something and I'm reminded that Corky is Canadian

pro-union

train station! He cannot WAIT to get out

in the middle of wailing and cuts himself off to say hi to Barney

used to play counterstrike with Barney

CAN. MAKE HIS VOICE SOUND LIKE BAD MICROPHONES

e20

hopes he can find another rocket launcher

got to try a heavy machine gun at Black Mesa

Gordon bailed Felix out of some pretty severe debt once. Was not happy about it

bees? wrong. mosquitoes.

the magnum is KILLING his wrist

wishes he had a sentry gun. does not respect literal engineers only the tf2 type

would kind of like a gps but anywhere is better than the reactors vicinity

not actually sure what former country he's in

wants countersnipers SO much

STILL is owed a beer

"my incredibly short and meaningless life"

coming to realize the horrors of war are affecting him strangely

namely he is not too bothered by killing people and is a little concerned about that

asks a genuinely good question then concludes he doesn't care

"ninja ambush? in my train depot? more likely than you think."

alleyoop!

wishes he played more sports

swears by christmas

oh hey rocket launcher!

much of the rocket launcher weight is apparently the rockets themselves

takes Barney's "that's the felix freeman i know" literally

thus assumes past-him frequently destroys tanks

admits openly he's a quitter. throws in the towel often and advises others to do so

UNLESS they guys you're giving up to are pricks

still glad for the suit. Feels like Iron Man. We already have a Stark in mindverse

wait he's calling the mosquitoes manhacks now

insulted by CP being sent after him instead of anything actually competent

doesn't want to make comments he can't keep

has been thirsty since the Citadel

Barney is ignoring his nonsense

ducks are awesome. They can fly. Felix wishes he could fly. Loses track of where he is

the single thank you makes this all worth it

"see ya :)" to Barney

shot head on with strider explosive beam

#felix freeman #felix's mind #mindverse #rmanotes

[featheredcritter]

I cant remember, is it ever implied or stated that characters other than the vortigaunts, eli, and breen are aware of gordon's placement in stasis? everything happens so fast in hl2 and there isn't much in the way of time to relax and reflect, but im sure that the core cast would be able to deduce at a glance that gordon somehow looks 20 something, and not 40 something.

As far as i'm aware the only other character in hl2, outside of those, to be aware of G-man is Odessa cubbage, who he meets personally but never mentions afterwards, so there might be even the possibility he completely forgot about said meeting via G-mans powers who knows, or maybe he just thought it wasn't worth being brought up who knows.

And of course Alyx Vance Is also aware of G-man after the events of hla.

#half life #plus a possible unknown number of bm survivors #asks

[femur-bandit]

#half life #hl #hl2 #half life 2

[abyssalzones]

ev sketches, big and small. still struggling to figure out when I want to work on outlines...

I also found everyone's oldest sketches back when I was still a kid first designing them and thought this comparison in how much they've changed was kind of neat

#oc tag #escape velocity #Gills K.V.N #Rose Cubbage #Henry Forrester #Domino #Nora Acton #sparks and venus are also there I guess but not anything new #lab creations

[slime-stew]

half life universe of gay sex is REAL quotes like and subscribe for more moments

alyx: i love you judice mossman

judith: i love you gayly alyx vance

breen: i love combine cock!!!!!

gordon: *nothing, but gay*

adrian shepard: *nothing, but bisexual*

grigori: stay close to me, brother! (he's into gay incest)

eli: a a a a a a you know honey this reminds me of the time me and the boys would fool around in the lab (alyx interjects: but dad-) no sweetie it's true. now why do you think we had all those borderworld crystals at black mesa? they worked extremely well as a substitute for poppers

colonel odessa cubbage: please steer the rrrrocker launcher inside my anus, if you please

walter: Standard insertion for a nonstandard specimen. Go ahead, Gordon. Slot the carrier into the analysis port.

barney: About that beer I owed you. It's me, Gordon! Barney from Black Mesa. Hey, sorry for the scare. I had to put on a show for the cameras. I've been working undercover with Civil Protection. I can't take too long or they'll get suspicious. I'm way behind on my beating quot

thanks for

#half life 2 #half life #gay

[ultimate-valve-character]

Loser's Round 1: Match 36

#valve poll #dota 2 #half life #riki (dota 2) #odessa cubbage #wont you give him a second chance?