The goddamn love/hate relationship I have with absolutely EVERYTHING going wrong in something. Nothing went positive in the castle this episode.
Rosamund and Goose trying their best to be nice with the princesses while hiding how much they don’t vibe with the "fuck it lets blow it all up" plan and just flopping around like Mira with new legs.
Red having a very awkward and sus as hell convo with La Bête
Gerard
Pinocchio trauma dumping and telling Cinderella they got her book.
Gerard
Goose having their book stolen by Ms. Split ends and personality.
Fucking Gerard.
And PIB just off doing hot cat shit only to come back and have everyone congregate and show how much they fucked up with Cinderella in tow asking for her book. which wouldn't have been too bad comparatively if PIB didn't try to just attack her with it and force her to superhero land out the window(which btw, Werk) and call the princesses to arms.
Everyone has fucked so royally up, the only plan was to run away.
This was such a beautiful dumpster fire, everything stinks and everything is burning up but damn if it's not a glorious fire. And the main cause wasn't even the dice. It was like Berleezy with any decision based game, damn near every choice they chose was wrong.
Also Mira fucking slept through all that and got left and I know that's going to bite them in the ass.
buddy suggesting his evangelical sol-worshipping grandfather replace yolanda and excusing the clear issues with bias by saying “well all clerics have some deity, it’s never going to be completely neutral” sits VERY wrong with me when remembering that yolanda literally gave up her divinity to become a teacher??
I’m just saying that if two teenagers being crowned king and queen at a high school prom counted as a “king and queen being crowned anew in Solace” for an ancient curse on a giant dragon man, then a girl doing everything in her power to become Student Body President probably counts as a holy conquest worthy of her corrupted god.
Kipperlilly asked Jawbone about where YES! the god was created. Not when, not why, not how, but where.
Bakur the pit fiend knew that a god could be resurrected on the material plane, but got the location wrong. It needed to be a place where a god had been born or created.
you know that term "male character being written by a woman" that describes an emotionally complex well-written dude that fans immediately fall in love with because they are crafted w/ so much care and would probably make an ideal partner or whatever? yeah this is exactly the energy of brennan lee mulligan portraying his discontented girlboss npcs in dimension 20
I do like that Ms Skullcleaver was concerned about Fabian eating food out of a trash bag and not about him coming into his first day with tire tracks on his face