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its3aminawarehouse · 10 months
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Jammer: "Hey Evan, what do you want to eat?" Evan's familiar: "The souls of the innocent." Evan: "A McRib." Evan's familiar: "No!" Evan: "Two McRibs."
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aguefort-awaits · 2 months
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Jawbone: Remember, If you win, I'll take you out for ice cream! Jawbone: If you lose... Fig: You'll take us to the outskirts of town and leaves us there? Jawbone: No, Figgy, If you lose, I still take you out for ice cream! Fig: I'll never get see the outskirts of town!
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peanut-gallery92 · 10 months
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Hob: "Wrackingspelt, I'm putting you in charge. Take care of the stables." Hob: "When I get back, if the stables are still standing, I'll give you another apple." Hob: "If the stables are destroyed, I'll give you another apple anyway, because I love you."
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livin-the-squeem · 3 months
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**Squeem**: squeem (I love you)
**Gorgug**: I love you too. So much that i broke up with Zelda to be with you.
**squeem**: squeem (what the fuck)
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baker-and-fangirl · 1 year
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K. P. Hob: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions Binx?
Binx: No.
Andhera: I do.
K. P. Hob: I know Andhera.
Andhera: I’m sad.
K. P. Hob: I know Andhera.
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celaenaeiln · 5 months
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Batkids after a fight with Bruce, grabbing Dick on their way out
Dick: Am I being kidnapped?
Steph: No, no, no. Of course not!
Dick: Can I leave?
Jason, Tim, Damian, Cass, and Steph: No.
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I present: tweets that I think riz would post
(full night yorb picture under cut)
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marksandrec · 8 months
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2595
There it is. (Dialogue from this post.)
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dimension20memes · 1 month
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Gorgug just wants to eat in peace.
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its3aminawarehouse · 9 months
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I understand that I occupy an extremely dope aesthetic, but my life is quite bad.
Evan Kelmp
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aguefort-awaits · 10 months
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Jet and Ruby, dancing for Theobald: BECAUSE BEARS GOTTA GET KNOWLEDGE! BEARS GOTTA GO TO COLLEGE!
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*On Earth-42*
Miles, while tied to the punching bag: "Am I being kidnapped?"
Prowler Miles: "No, no, no"
Miles:*pauses* "Can I leave?"
Prowler Miles: "... no..."
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cod-dump · 5 months
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*at some point during the Bitter Past AU probably*
Nikolai while tied up in the back of a van: ...Vladimir?
Makarov, from the passenger seat: Yes, Love?
Nikolai: Am I being kidnapped?
Makarov: What!? Of course not!
Nikolai: Can I leave?
Makarov: ...No
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stacy-fakename · 4 months
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Fabian: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Fig: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents.
Fabian: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.
Riz: Actually I did the math, Fig would have $225, not $0.15.
Fig: Fam l'm right here...
Gorgug: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda. :)
Kristin: While you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Gorgug: Sorry I only have a dollar.
Kristin: :/
Riz: Hey actually Fig would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.
Gorgug: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.
Fig: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.
Fabian: Yeah and he wants soda and apply juice.
Riz: Apply juice to what.
Kristin: Directly to the forehead.
Adaine: Great chat everyone.
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𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥: the plan is kind of changing, so we're just gonna take you with us.
𝐥𝐮𝐜𝐲: am i being kidnapped?
𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥: no, no, no.
𝐥𝐮𝐜𝐲: can i leave?
𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥: no.
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resident-wof-expert · 1 month
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Anemone: Do you remember, Turtle? The greatest magic of all...
Turtle, smiling: Is friendship.
Anemone:
Anemone: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Turtle: Wha- I thought-
Anemone: No! Why does everyone always say that?! Friendship and love are not forms of magic!
Anemone: If a mother and her child die in a war, was the problem that they didn't love each other enough?! No! Love is love! Magic is magic!
Turtle: Well, what is the answer, then?
Anemone: FUCKING ANIMUS MAGIC!
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