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timetodiverge · 2 months

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Excuse me sir, that's my Emotional Support vicious lurca hound

....soooo Batcher is fully Crosshair's puppy now, yes???

-spending the morning at the beach with him instead of Omega -sitting next to him at the table -staying near him while everyone was yelling -squaring off against the wyrm ("YEAH YOU BETTER RUN!!"), then going right to Crosshair to check in, then STAYING THERE while Crosshair has his moment with Hunter

#CROSSHAIR+BATCHER FOREVER #dad and the dog he didn't want #everyone should have a batcher #universe's bestest girl #the episode was all about crosshair and I am 1000% here for that!!!#omega knew what she was doing with this one lol #batcher has made herself part of the squad SO FAST #tbb batcher #the bad batch season 3 #the bad batch #tbb #tbb spoilers #the bad batch spoilers #tbb crosshair #tbb omega #tbb hunter

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arbor-tristis · 3 months

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My Hawk headcannon is that he would be the world's best dog dad

#fellow travelers #he is the dad that didn't want the dog but ended up loving it way more than anyone else #hawkins fuller #hawk fuller

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tennessoui · 1 year

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For The propmts, "I can't trust you"

hi hello!!!

this is set in my "there was only one desk" au, where obi-wan and anakin, well. share a desk in the office and hate each other.

"""""hate each other"""""

(1.5k) (angst here and now but actually the stupidest thing ever)

The person sitting at Obi-Wan’s desk is not, in fact, Obi-Wan Kenobi. For one thing, it’s a woman with a severe red bobcut and better fashion sense than Kenobi’s ever had. For another thing, Anakin can’t actually remember a time when he’s made the trek up to the twelfth floor just to annoy Kenobi only for the man to not give him attention. So this woman, who doesn’t even raise her eyes to look at him when he’s standing next to her desk, can’t be Kenobi.

“Uh,” Anakin says. He’s holding a singular cupcake on a plate in both hands, red velvet because Obi-Wan hates red velvet and with a candle in the icing because Obi-Wan is extremely paranoid about the sensitivity of the sprinkler system. “Who are you?”

The woman’s fingers pause on the keyboard and she looks up at him sharply. With a raised eyebrow, she tilts her head to the nameplate on Obi-Wan’s desk.

Bo-Katan Kryze it reads.

Anakin blinks. “Do you—share this desk with Obi-Wan?”

“I don’t know who that is. I sit here every day,” Kryze says. “Is there something I can help you with?” She makes it clear that she believes there is absolutely nothing she wants to help him with.

“Um.” Anakin stares at her uninterested face, the nameplate, the desk itself.

He realizes rather suddenly that the plants are gone. All of Obi-Wan’s plants are gone, and in their places are picture frames filled with pictures of strangers, a standing calendar, and a souvenir mug.

“No,” he says slowly. “Sorry.”

“No worries,” the woman says, turning back to her computer. “Have a nice day.”

Anakin turns around and goes back to the elevators around the corner. He feels a bit stupid, holding a plate wth a cupcake on it, so he tosses it into a small trashcan next to a desk as he passes by, plate and all.

He still feels a bit stupid, and the feeling lingers all the way from the twelfth floor to the tenth, where his desk is. If Obi-Wan was playing a prank on him, he just fell for it like an idiot.

But if he hadn’t—

“Obi-Wan wasn’t at his desk,” Anakin says to Vos as he sits down in front of his own computer. “There was this woman there instead, and she’d moved all of his stuff. Even the nametag.”

Vos doesn’t look up from his screen. He’s been sort of distant since Anakin came back, like he forgot how to talk or some shit during the month and a half he was away.

His silence would make sense if Obi-Wan asked him to help with the prank. And Vos probably would hop on the opportunity to fuck with Anakin. He tries to say he doesn’t play favorites of course, but he very clearly does.

And his favorite very clearly is Kenobi, not Anakin.

Anakin remembers the chair incident, after all.

So if Obi-Wan told him about trying to pull a fast one on Anakin his first day back at the office, hire a woman to sit at his desk and change all of its decorations just to confuse him, Vos would probably help out by pretending everything is normal.

Anakin narrows his eyes and looks at his desk. Nothing’s been moved or changed since he last saw it. No new cameras to video his reaction.

“Where’s Obi-Wan?” he asks, looking over at Vos. “I mean, it’s a lot of work, isn’t it? Points for creativity, I guess though.”

Vos’ fingers still on his keys and he finally looks up, going as far as to take his hands off the keyboard completely. “What?”

“Like where did he put his plants? And the zen garden with all the sand, you know? He moved that zen garden somewhere else just to fuck with me for a bit? And the name too, her name— Bo-Katan? Kryze? He could have tried a little harder to make up something believable.”

Vos looks at him, eyebrows furrowing. “Sorry,” he says slowly. “But–sorry, but what do you think is happening here, exactly?”

Anakin frowns. Usually Vos would be laughing by now. “Joke’s on him though, I brought him a cupcake to celebrate my first day back, and me and Bo-Katan split it instead. No cupcake for Obi-Wan. It’s what he deserves for such a lame prank.”

“Skywalker,” Vos’ voice sounds even slower. “Skywalker, there is no prank.”

There’s a very weird feeling in his gut. He forces a laugh. “Uh, right, of course not,” he says. “But seriously, where is Obi-Wan? I’ve been taking pictures I want to show him for months. He’s going to love them.”

He better love them, at least, if he knows what’s good for him. But Luke and Leia are adorable, especially now that they’ve stopped teething on everything in range. Even someone as heartless and deplorable as Kenobi will be swayed by their big eyes and general all-encompassing cuteness.

The look Vos gives him is uncharacteristically cold. “Two things, Skywalker. First, there’s no prank. Obi-Wan quit. Sounds like you brought cupcakes to his replacement, like some. One man office welcome brigade. Second, if you really think Obi-Wan Kenobi wants to see your fucking baby pictures, you’re more stupid than I thought.”

Anakin blinks and then stares as the feeling in his stomach spreads to his chest. “What? No. No way.” He blinks again, eyebrows furrowing. “Is this the prank?”

Vos pushes his chair away from his keyboard, rolling it to the edge of his desk. “Skywalker. Anakin. There is no prank. I’m telling you the truth. Obi-Wan has separated from the company. He is not here today, and he won’t be here tomorrow. He left.”

“But—” Anakin’s mouth is open, but no words are coming out. “But. He didn’t tell me.”

There’s a knot in his stomach, one that may be bigger than his stomach altogether. No, it has to be some sort of—of prank. Of practical joke at his expense. When Obi-Wan pops out in an hour or so, Anakin is going to hit him so hard in, like. The shoulder. For the crime of being really, really not funny.

“Why would he tell you, Skywalker?” Vos asks, carefully putting his hands on his knees as he looks at him with an unreadable expression on his face. “You don’t like each other.”

“I—I mean. We do!” Anakin splutters. “We spent quarantine together! And last summer when we did the office expedition and got lost, we camped together! For two whole days!”

“Those aren’t bonding activities,” Quinlan says. “You know that, right? No one else would consider those things as foundations for a friendship or even workplace relationship.”

Like he always seems to do when Kenobi and “workplace relatitonships” are brought up in the same sentence, Anakin flushes. He can feel the tips of his go red.

“Look, I get that you’re—friends or whatever,” he mutters, pitching his voice down low so that no one else can eavesdrop. Not that anyone else is really paying attention, but just in case. “But we’ve—you know, you saw us. During the. The quarantine. We. Spent the night together.”

“Yeah, you fucked,” Vos rolls his eyes. “You fucked.” “So if he were going to leave the company, he’d tell me, alright?” Anakin puts his hand down flat on the desk. “Yeah? He’d tell me.”

“Only if sleeping with you meant something to him,” Vos points out, pushing his chair back fully behind his desk. “So I guess it didn’t.”

The words—sting.

A lot.

The words fucking hurt like Vos has just thrown a fucking cactus into his dick. Because—alright, they’d never talked about it afterwards or anything, but—kissing Kenobi, his annoying and annoyingly attractive deskmate, sleeping with him, touching him and being touched in return…it’d changed things for Anakin. Things he didn’t want to name then, and things he definitely doesn’t want to name now, if—if Obi-Wan really…really just.

Left.

Anakin shakes his head, wordless. “It meant something,” he says, practicing the words, even if it’s only Vos around to hear him.

“Yeah?” and Vos’ voice is cold. “Then why’d you just take almost two months of paternity leave, huh? If sleeping with my friend meant something.”

Anakin shakes his head again, staring fixedly at his keyboard. “Did he really—Vos, you’re not lying, are you? Did he actually quit?”

Vos is silent for several long moments. “Yeah,” he says, sounding strange. “Yeah, he did. This is—you’re upset about this, aren’t you?”

It could still be a joke though, because sometimes Vos goes too far and sometimes he doesn’t know when to quit, even though Anakin thinks he’s pretty obviously begging him to stop right about now.

He stands. “I—I don’t believe you. I can’t— I can’t trust you.”

Vos watches him swing his jacket on with raised eyebrows. “I suppose you don’t need his address then,” he says, expression guarded. “If you’re going to fact-check this yourself.”

Of course Anakin is going to fact-check this for his fucking self.

And either way, Obi-Wan Kenobi is going to have a lot of explaining to do.

#asks #prompt fill #obikin #there was only one desk au #anyway so part two would be the confrontation #and obi-wan did quit and he didn't tell anakin #because he was all hurt that he emailed anakin one day and got an out of office automatic response #that was like 'on paternity leave be back in a couple of months'#and like hes so hurt because damn he a) thought he and anakin were getting really close to dating #but he's expecting kids? what is the sitch with the mom?? they must be together #and anyway b) they must not actually be friends if obi-wan is finding this out NOW #like THIS #and anyway the truth is anakin impulse adopted 2 stray puppies outside his apartment complex #took a wild amount of time off to get them used to his place and him as their dad #was rushing in his out of office email and went to make a pun (pet-ernity leave) but didnt notice the autocorrect #so all of the office and obi-wan thinks he has babies now #just want that one scene where anakin is like no!!! luke and leia are my dogs!!! i took peternity leave!!#and obi-wan pinches the bridge of his nose and deep breathes for ten seconds before going #what (another deep breath)#the FUCK is PET-ERNITY LEAVE #yeah ok kit understands thta this could hava been a text post

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laulink · 2 years

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Reacting to the post I just reblogged because it gave me FEELINGS about the Beagles as a found family but I didn’t wanna go on a tangent on the post itself so here

The thing with Edelgard mothering the Black Eagles is that she had 8 older siblings babying her while growing up

Then she got 2 YOUNGER siblings and was determined to be the best big sister ever because she’s had all the good and bad examples with the 8 other

Then her siblings all died and for years, all she had was Hubert (3 years older and her retainer and canonically a big brother) until she got into Garreg Mach and met :

- 1 older girl who never had a family

- 1 girl her age who was abused into being in a constant state of panic attack

- 1 girl whose dad was killed in a conflict at the end of which the winner demanded the girl to be given to them so they could take her away from her land and family (feels familiar to Edelgard)

(also I was genuinely SHOCKED to find out that Petra is only 15 at the start of Three Houses. SHE’S THE YOUNGEST OF THE BLACK EAGLES. WHICH MEANS IN THREE HOPES SHE BECOMES QUEEN AT NOT EVEN 18 YEARS OLD. BABY. WHY.)

- 2 boys a year younger than her, 1 one being quite literally baby brother shaped, the other 1 being unable to take care of himself in a healthy way on his own

- and 1 obnoxious boy her age who kept demanding to compete with her to prove that he was stronger and better and his flowers were better too and his horse and he’s more lovable than her of course- (does that YELL obnoxious younger brother to anyone else or is it just me ?)

How was she supposed to NOT instantly add them to the family tree and be the older sister she always wanted to be ?

#it's kinda fun how the girls are just TRAUMA and the boys ''baby brothers someone needs to take care of''#Edelgard walking up to her dad after the attack on Garreg Mach and the formation of the Black Eagles Strike Force :#''Dad I want you to meet my wife our daughter our daughter's girlfriend who we adopted our sons and the yapping dog''#Byleth is the godmother for everyone #Dorothea wanted Caspar to call her big sis in their supports but then Edelgard becomes his mom and Dorothea her wife so he calls her mom #Dorothea realises then that she wants children and starts pestering Edelgard #''After the war honey. 10 of them if you want.''#I didn't include Hubert in the run down because he's Edelgard's honorary big brother so he's everyone's uncle #and also the person who gives Dorothea the shovel talk about Edelgard #except that since it's HIM we're talking about she's really not sure if he's joking or if he actually would kill her #she'd rather not find out anyway #he also gives Petra the shovel talk for Bernadetta because Edelgard finds this ridiculous and wouldn't do it herself #he doesn't give a shovel talk to Bernadetta about Petra because he's pretty sure she'd faint after the first sentence #fire emblem three houses #edelgard von hresvelg #black eagles

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charkyzombicorn · 1 year

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Fujitora Luffy: look, you can't put a fire out from inside the house, but you also can't put a fire out if someone inside of the house is pouring out gasoline.

Fuji! Lu, walking in on Akainu 'training' his Luffy: Damn girl, you live like this?

Aka! Luffy: Im barely living at all

Aka! Luffy: *beats Crocodile to death with the blood on his knuckles - with a hole through his stomach and enough poison in his blood to down an elephant at age 16*

Kizaru's Luffy: Get your fucking dog!

Garp: It don't bite

Sengoku's Luffy: Yes??? It??? Do??????

*Marineford and Ace's execution*

Ace: *running*

Akainu: You know what will make him stop.

Luffy:

Luffy: Whitebeard... Was an idiot...

Ace: *freezes*

Luffy: He gave his life... All these people, with homes and families, are giving their lives...

Ace: *turns*

Luffy: They're dying for you?

Ace: That's-- it's - they're my family.

Luffy: What have you done to deserve this conviction?

Ace: I was - I'm their brother, I -

Luffy: You can feel them, we can all feel them dying. The war won't end until you're dead, you have to know that by now.

Ace: They're--

Luffy: They're dying for you, when they were alive without you. That isn't fair.

Ace:

#one piece #Marine Dads AU #Worst introduction ever he didn't even say hello that's so rude #Worst part is Luffy's words are jealous and they just happen to feed into every crumb of Ace's insecurity #Luffy wants people to want to save him #Luffy's words are always a little yassified after spending time with Bon because he's easily influenced shortterm also Bon Clay lives bitch #Dog dad au

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industrious-ian · 1 year

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galladrabbles - 100

happy anniversary, @galladrabbles! this is such a lovely space to participate in and i can't thank the mods and all drabblers enough for making it so much fun! as always, i am fashionably late, but here comes my drabble.

“Mick, how can you say no to this face? Look at him, look at these eyes, he loves you already,” his husband asks while cradling the tiny bundle of fur to his chest.

“Ian, we’re not gonna act out the live-action adaption of One Hundred and One Dalmatians,” he argues.

“You aren’t even looking,” Ian complains. Then his attention is back on the pup. “Aren’t you the cutest? Yes you are. Good boy,” he coos.

Suddenly there’re two pairs of pleading eyes trained on him, and Mickey has no idea how to say no to either of them. He sighs.

#mickey milkovich: reluctant dog owner #and one year later the dog will sleep in bed with them and mickey will have to give him a kiss and cuddle before he leaves the house #dads with the dog they didn't want meme and all #i think they would be lovely dog owners #galladrabbles #gallavich fic #gallavich #ian x mickey

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july-19th-club · 7 months

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looking at pictures of czech shepherds and deluding myself into thinking i live the kind of life where i could afford to keep and raise a puppy both in time and monetary expenses but ive just realized it's been a year since the two puppies who lived at my parent's house for a month were there . and while dingo (renamed ringo, which is stupid . he was a dingo for sure) lives with their neighbor and is apparently quite happy, rocky died of parvo like a year ago next sunday . so thats probably why im thinking about it i just miss those little guys. they were like a month old at most when they were dropped off and my parents weren't really dog owners but they did their best. and it wasnt enough . and they were perfect

#little guys :(#im sure dingo's still a good dog. i just miss him #we really thought he was the one that wasnt going to make it but he did . rocky lingered for like a week and we thought he'd get through it #and he didn't #and they were like two months old at the time and my dad was so upset he just gave dingo to the neighbor like. the neighbor had dogs before #and my dad just did not want to do dogs after that #still miss the little guy though. they were such good boys #and if i had the time for a pet i would want a dog like them. i never thought i was a dog person before the boys were there #but i think i am a little bit. i dont know. just maudlin i guess

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