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wonderlandleighleigh · 1 year

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123 Thoughts while watching The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel Season 1, episode 3: Because You Left

I l1. God I forgot we start on this flashback.

2. Fuck Joel Maisel, being shitty about Midge’s drink choice. “Yikes. We’ll work on that.” WHAT A HORRIBLE THING TO SAY TO ANOTHER PERSON!

3. I have so many thoughts on that one line. That maybe Midge WAS, at one point in her life, just maybe a little sweet, if a little rebellious, and Joel decided he was going to turn her into what he wanted out of a woman.

4. What he thought he wanted out of a woman.

5. And it.

6. Fucking.

7. Backfired.

8. Shoulda married Palmer.

9. He’s so fucking pushy and I hate it.

10. “You belong to Me” is their song. HEY LOOK MORE TERRIBLE CONTROLLING THINGS. Not only is it a little creepy to be like “I don’t know you that well but this is our song now.” But the title alone “You belong To Me” is fucked up.

11. I swear, if they get back together in season 5, I will rip my television off the wall and eat it.

12. “You’re destined for better things than this.” JOEL YOU ARE NOT BETTER THINGS. BETTER THINGS IS NOT YOU.

13. (Better things is Lenny’s dick.)

14. (Sorry, children)

15. I love that Midge helps the other jailbirds with the stains on their shirt. It’s such an unsettling conversation but Midge still wants to help.

16 She’s a naturally helpful person, turns out.

17. LOL Susie talking to Rose and being totally freaked out, and I love it. Truly. Barely anything scares Susie. But Rose. Rose flips her out. Love it.

18. Rose is a badass and I love it.

19. LENNY BAILED HER OUT LENNY BAILED HER OUT LENNY BAILED HER OUT!

20. “You’re not Susie.”

21. “Nope.”

22. These two idiots. I love them so much I’m gonna cry god dammit.

23. Wearing his jacket. He rushes to open the door for her.

24. Just fucking get married.

25. Susie is having a NIGHT. Between Rose and Lenny. She just. Can’t catch a break tonight.

26. They really did fail at making Lenny look...not hot. Luke Kirby is too handsome.

27. AND THEN HE INVITES HER TO HIS GIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

28. Rose and her grapefruit. Gilmore Girls Richard vibes.

29. “When did Zelda get married?” lol foreshadowing maybe?

30. Oh Rose. Poor Rose. She’s being severe here, but she’s really worried about Midge. As much as she’s failed Midge in other ways (teaching her all of the toxic bod image bullshit forever), she really does try her best to be a good mother. And I think a lot of the time, she does succeed.

31. TMMM Rose and Lenny scene challenge I WANT IT.

32. I’m not going to get anything on my season 5 bucket list, I’m gonna have to write an entirely alternate season 5.

33. Again.

34. Abe is so clueless in season one. And he cares but he’s so absent. And he pays for it in season 2.

35. Ethan and the staring.

36. Poor Ethan. His dad up and fucks off, his mother is acting like a fucking fruitcake and he’s like four. He has no idea what’s happening. Of course he’s being a weirdo, WE ALL WOULD BE.

37. I do love Imogene, but she is so normcore in season 1.

38. Midge is so short. Imogene is SO SHORT.

39. “I brought it along on our second date. He was surprised.” LOL WE HAVIN BABIES ARCHIE GET USED TO IT.

40. Abe for fuck’s sake.

41. I know Rose and Abe want Midge to be settled and secure. I know. But Joel is not it. He is not it, and at this point even Midge knows that. She loses sight of that a few times, but like. JOEL IS NOT IT.

42. Oh Midge. That is. Too fancy for Kessler’s office.

43. We need more Kessler. GIVE US MORE KESLLER. GIVE US KESSLER DEFENDING LENNY.

44. LOL Susie on Midge’s tits. Just. The best.

45. “If you had just dressed for the meeting.” I love him.

46. Zelda’s notes. “You to be quiet.” I love it. I should start doing that lol.

47. Seconal is a hell of a drug man.

48. And also Rose is so weak-willed in this first season. Like maybe she’s being manipulative here with Abe but. It’s not a good look.

49. Midge is so proper in these early episodes.

50. HORSE FUCKER. lol

51. Midge just. She cannot keep her mouth shut. She cannot do it. And you know what? I wouldn’t be able to either. “Little lady.” Fuck that shit.

52. Thank you?

53. This judge is fucking awful.

54. Here we go.

55. Midge. Midge.

56. Aaand arrested again. Girl. Oh girl.

57. Ugh having to go to Joel. Hate it. Hate it. Hate it.

58. You fucked someone else and left, Dude. She doesn’t fucking trust you enough to tell you. Get used to it.

59. Abe looks...unhappy. To be at Maisel and Roth.

60. The music in this show makes me so happy.

61. Eater Island face lol.

62. One criticism of Moishe I totally agree with is how horrible it was for him to take back the apartment. His grandchildren were growing up in that apartment. Their safety and security should have come first. Not that Midge didn’t have anywhere to take them, Abe and Rose’s place is perfectly fine, and they spend plenty of time in Queens, once the Maisels move, but still. Those kids didn’t desserve to be jerked around that way, no matter how Midge and Joel (mostly Joel) were acting.

63. I never realized even back in the 50′s/60′s you had to pay for temple seats on high holy days. Fuck I’m so glad I never bothered with synagogue as an adult. As if life isn’t expensive enough.

64. Abe’s “My suits are good” shrug makes me happy. I know Tony Shalhoub isn’t Jewish, and as much as I wish they would have found someone who was...he does a good job of playing Abe as a Jewish man.

65. Kevin Pollack is a treasure.

66. THE 13 JEWS.

67. I also love Abe’s tie. It’s nice.

68. “Follow-through has never been in strong suit.” For. Fucking. Real.

69. I mean he came through with the money. That’s. Something.

70. God fuck. Poor Midge eating so much crow. I hate that for her. “After all. I am a woman.” Giiiiirl.

71. Fuck this Judge I hope he steps in dog shit every day forever.

72. UUGUGHGHEUOIERJLEJRLKEJ FUCK

73. Blind leading the blind. “It’s gonna work.”

74. Aw hugs. Gals bein’ pals (or girlfriends.)

75. Look, I can multiship with the best of them.

76. Mrs. Mouskowitz. Love her so much.

77. His plan is moving in with the dumb asshole girl he’s dating.

78. YES THE VANGUARD.

79. Lindsay and the threeeew!

80. AND LENNY! The Jewish and Goyish bit is so good. Listen to the original it’s so good.

81. Instant potatoes: SCARY GOYISH.

82. BOB BYHRE!

83. I love Lenny so much and we didn’t get enough of him in this show. We deserved more Lenny. I deserved more Lenny.

84. The bro vibes between them here are so good. They were always friends first and I just love that.

85. LOL Midge can hang. I love it so much.

86. Lenny is so tickled to be with Midge when she gets high for the first time. It’s adorable.

87. DO WE DO AN ACTIVITY?!

88. I think @theycallme-thejackal once wrote a fic where that activiy was a blowjob.

89. @theycallme-thejackal is the best.

90. Midge doesn’t carry pictures of her kids. I don’t know that my mom ever did either. My dad did I think, in his wallet.

91. AN ACTIVITY.

92. These stoned idiots trying to keep up with Midge good luck.

93. Whoseit’s got a head...the other’s got a...head.

94. Lenny’s genuine laugh there is so good. And he’s laughing at a parenting joke, because he’s probably thinking about Kitty and feeling the EXACT same way. “Are you fucking kidding? I don’t know what I’m doing holy shit!” I love that so much.

95. They’re not gonna get married. But they fucking should. Their connection is so good.

96. And maybe that’s delusional. I just love them.

97. Dear Midge: Some of us are just not moms. Trust me.

98. I want her to find out that Lenny is so boring at home.

99. Are those pretzels??

100. I tried to find the gif of Lenny’s face when she comes over to nom those pretzels and failed. It’s so good though.

101. also the face Lenny gives her when she walks over to sit down? I have been on the receiving end of that face from other people. I know it well. It’s happened.

102.We’re supposed to see the Friar’s Club in season 5. I dunno how that’s gonna go, but. I guess we’ll see.

103. I love Harry Drake. I hope we get a little more of him in season 5.

104. “Just be gentle.” Oh Lenny.

105. INVITED TO THE AFTERHOURS. GO MIDGE.

106. “You need me to be understanding or something?”

107. He’s so nice to her. The real Kitty Bruce has talked about how incredibly sweet her father was, and I love that we see shades of that in the show. He’s got a ton of problems, but there is so much kindness there.

108. And it’s in complete contrast to what we see from Joel in just a minute.

109. He gives her a joint as a lil gift. For later. Shit isn’t cheap. Kindness.

110. “WAIT WAS I SUPPOSED TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU?!” Love it.

111. Good job, Midge. You did good.

112. This flashback was in such a strange place. It felt really disjointed the first time I saw it. But again, it’s an interesting contrast between Lenny doing some light emotional lifting for Midge (The cab, the sympathy over her busted marriage, the joint, the parting joke to make her laugh) and Joel (letting Midge take care of him as usual).

113. Midge rollin’ up in the middle of the night, still a little buzzed. To this asshole.

114. And she liiiieeeesssss yessssss. Lie to him. He doesn’t deserve to know you got high with Lenny Bruce.

115. I’ve said this before. His “I don’t care what you needed the money for” is such crap. You SHOULD care. If you care about her, WHY DON’T YOU CARE?! Is it because you trust her? Or because you only care about yourself? I can’t tell.

116. “I’m thinking of giving it another go.” No sorry. No nothing. Just expecting to be let back into her life. Fuck’s sake.

117. Oh Abe.

118. Good for Midge telling him no. Because he fucked up and he’s not even fucking sorry. HE IS NOT SORRY! And she knows it. And he left.

119. Look at this piece of shit run away. Just. Not even an argument. Not even trying to change her mind. Just shakes his head and walks off like that piece of garbage he truly is.

120. Maybe that’s harsh. But he didn’t even try. Because he’s not sorry. He just wants to live comfortably again. He doesn’t care that he hurt her.

121. HE DOES NOT CARE THAT HE HURT MIDGE. Anyone who actually cared would not act like this.

122. And Abe finally understands just how terribly hurt Midge is. Though I’m not sure if that look on his face is because he’s hurting for her, or because his ploy to get them back together failed. Maybe both.

123. I love this episode. It is an al-time favorite. It establishes Midge and Lenny as friends with a new, but solid bond. It has some great Susie moments, and a great Midge set. Great stuff with Abe and Rose and Abe and Moishe. It’s so solid. I think it might be my favorite season 1 episode. <3

#The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel #Midge Maisel #Fictional Lenny Bruce #Joel is still the worst

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thewanderer-000 · 7 months

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"Home is wherever I'm with you"(18+ Minors DNI)

Penelope kept looking atJacob as her last breath was coming, she smiled at her only love knowing their life was so good.

Warning: violence, implied seggual activities and maybe not implied, language

Spent a year and half getting accepted into his better halfs family was an incredible experience, it had been a long time since Jacob had that. Penelope by his side encouraging him, a new experience of being a father of four boys, so new, but his three oldest took care of the little boy along with the happy grandparents. Penelope and Jacob were almost tempted to try for a fifth child as "bear boy" constantly took off with his newly acquainted family. But with all the free time he just wanted to enjoy time away, at least for a time. A fortified military base that helped it alliances, gained control of every Scavengers haunt. Jacob liked that bit of routine but preferred being with Penelope, the boys and his in laws. And his brothers they arrived a few months after their small group made it to California.

"Jacob? I think I'm going to stay, after everything that happened with the Scavengers and Ethan, I can't continue being there. For now, I know you can see it and you understand, John won't take it easy but I know if you talk to him. Maybe he won't be mad at me" Joseph said hopefully even though he knew I wouldn't say no to that, I knew who he'd vent to after, Deputy Haig. I seen them paling around, and heard him trying to learn sign language from her. They laugh and John talks as he signs, I wonder if they were closer when no one was around to see them. I go ahead and talk with John about Joseph with Haig there, she seemed sad but they pulled it together.

"That conversation went well, I talked to John and Lyric Haig. It went good, at the end they both had to talk amongst themselves, I hope they get together already, they take care of each other. It's cute" I said feeling Pen crawl across the bed to come massage my shoulders before bed.

"Aw, see! She's like the best and he and she moon over each other. I can't wait to bring more to Hope and everyone at Prosperity, the train is going to be ready in a day or two" her hands felt good as they kneaded away the stiffness that was in my shoulders, especially my right. Then her hands found their way to my belly to tickle, I get up and move away.

"Uh, and anymore of that will warrant a reprimand darlin', grabbing the dad bod is one thing but tickling. No" Penelope tried grabbing at me but I get to tickling her back but I give as look at her and hold her on our bed. She hummed as I held her close to me, I kissed the top of her head ready to fall asleep, ready for our departure from California to Montana.

"Mm dad bod, haha. You have great body my love, and besides I have a mom bod" I almost choke on my laughter at the mom bod comment, I didn't see it. And where was my great bod, these guys at the base made me feel pudgy and old sometimes. I seen them checking out Pen, not like I haven't seen people eye ball me but my priorities were Pen and our family.

"Ah, bullshit. You grabbed a lot of my pudge, and don't think I haven't noticed how the men look at you when they think I'm not looking. And-" she laughed and batted her eyes marveling at me like I was amusing, like she always does when I start on her. It drove me crazy but she had a way of making me forget what else to say, her hands roamed where they could, her legs. And her legs. They rubbed against me teasingly, I mount on Penelope to listen to her, closely.

"And they aren't you, you hardly have a dad bod, and I want you all of you. Obviously, we got a son, and people's gawking and comments aren't what I care 'bout. But if my mother mentions how cute your butt is again, I'll throw down" I chuckle as I kiss Penelopes neck, Pen laughed I don't know if it was because of me or what. But I kept going my wife and I were going to enjoy our bedroom one last time.

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"Morning beautiful, I think we should be getting up now" Jacob said still cozied up to me, I push back into his body feeling more of his warmth. I wasn't ready to leave our bed yet, he laughed, Jake touched and just stayed there. A kiss here, another few there, roaming hands glide as he moved closer as close as can be.

"It's too early and I'm naked" I murmur happily with his mouth fully on me but then he moves over me after I mentioned my nudity. Jake continued to kiss here and there, trying to wake me up more with smooth moves.

"It seems we both are naked, and you always look more beautiful naked like this" I smile, this man would keep me naked if he could, I opened my eyes a little bit to see his happy eyes before he planted more kisses on me. Then a quick little thuds came to our bedroom door, Jacob and I quickly get up and pulled on our night clothes just as the door handle jiggle. We sigh, I was glad Jacob remembered to lock the door, definitely couldn't explain all the marks Jacob left this time. Our boy growled in frustration then knocked loud enough for us to hear. And yelled even louder.

"MOM! DAD! I'll shower first, see you in 20!" a bossy little voice yelled from the other side, we smiled at each other, then Jacob looked at the nightgown and made a sad face. I pat his chest as I make way to the master bathroom, Jacob patted my butt, I shake my head.

"Your son is bossy you know that" I say putting on a bathrobe before making it to the bathroom. He cackled.

"He dudn't get that from me, that's all you baby" Jacob chortle loudly I rolled my eyes at that insinuation, so I whistle then flash him and drop my nightgown back down. He smiled and proceeded to follow me into the bathroom with a wolfish grin on his mouth.

"Our boy may have said 20, but knowing him he'll be out in an hour" Jacob said with devious undertone to his voice and his hands groped, we went another two rounds then washed up before getting breakfast started. The day was started with time well spent, Jacob and I loved mornings like that. And long ride through mountains and desert.

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"Jacob, I love you" Penelope says while pressing herself into me, her arms tight around me as mine were 'round her. The train rode sound through wilderness.

"And I love you, Penelope, and our family. I'll be happy to show our boys Hope County. Bear boy is excited to take them everywhere" she looked at me moon eyed that we're finally going home, I couldn't wait to go to our spot. Then the train started to slow down. We get over to our conductor to find out why we're stopping.

"Why are we stopping, what's going on?" Me and Penelope ask as soon as we see the guy.

"Corporal Stewart said someone radioed in about dynamite explosive rigged on the bridge, said they wanted to give a warm surprise to those heading back to Hope-, those damned idiot Scavengers are waiting for us to set off the trap on the bridge. Stewart is talking it over with your boys" conductor Harris said before cleaning up his area. We leave him to it then head to our boys, knowing the littlest one would be listening in. Our little boy was relentless, but we leave him with the others and trek on foot to our scouts a ways away. It was long way, we felt eyes on us the whole way, but nothing happened and we took time to disarm the explosive charges.

"They disarmed the explosives, we'll get them now. Big Dermot has arrived and ready to get these "problems" out of our way" I wasn't going to let that happen, I was hoping Penelope didn't hear all that but she did and she began readying her weaponry.

"OK, archers and sharp shooters get on them vantage points" Penelope says as some of our sharp shooters took out the Scavenger sharp shooters. I stand getting my stuff ready as we find a good place to hold our own. We waited for an hour and a half then on cue the Scavengers start to fire on us. We were already in their head Big Dermot began barking orders but we heard it too.

"Fucking! Are you kidding me. Fuckit! Go all out, you all are fucking useless. No wonder the twins lost out to these cultist hill freak fucks. Find their leaders and I'll make mince meat of them. Now!" Penelope quickly ducked back to me as I had her covered, she was getting her combat armor on over the cavalry armor. And like that one of our boys had our cover as Penelope hand me mine as she cover us on her vantage.

"Alpha, they're by the makeshift vantage point gearing up, I think our tech shielding went out." Big D just growled but he wouldn't far, we pushed one of our oldest away knowing what was to come. This Big Dermot was one of many little figures that stood in the way but many of them didn't last. Self treachery was their down fall or one of many rivals took them out. Soon we'd be their down fall.

"Penelope, you ready babe?" I ask then like that it was a hard hit, the makeshift vantage point was blown away, along with me and my wife. I'm unconscious but beginning to find I'm fine for the most part, that basturd got us. My ears are ringing and my vision is distorted, I'm looking but I can't see my wife.

"Penelope!? Pen-!? Where'd- where are yo-?" Then I find one of her weapons by me and I hear clashing of metal and fighting out of the gunfire. I go to her, if I know my wife she's fighting that shit ass over yonder. I quickly pushed through some brush and see her holding her own, dirty, bloodied, and pissed off with tear stricken face.

"Whoa, still looking beautiful kicking ass-" then I get shot. Luckily, I was covered but I turn and gun down my assailant, and I hear something I wish I hadn't. Penelope gasp and then a crash and thud, I turn back and see her on the ground by a tree. I see red as I charge the basturd with my wife's axe, it grazed his leg only enough to cut through some muscle, possibly tendons. Then I see my spear and grab it.

"Still alive and are you the better one of you two" I wanted to roll my eyes but I was seething at what he did to my dearest heart, I look at her and see some movement and feel better.

"You'll pay for what-" he chuckled at me and stood there fixing his weapon into a scythe and to that I rolled my eyes. He charged at me, that I wasn't expecting, I block and get his shoulder with my spear and directed him away from Penelope.

"You know what? You and that little bitch wife of yours are the ones that will pay. If I had known that my explosive charges were in that shit house I would have just got you two" I chuckle at him, either way this man was a walking, talking corpse. Either by us or his own.

"But you were stupid, I get it" he huffed and struck but nothing my armor was thick and only created sparks. I cut into his side with Penelopes axe, it was satisfying to hear him wail out at that. That pissed him off, he struck over and over then my spear broke but so did his scythe staff.

"Just die you old basturd, I promise to make that pretty wife of yours my little chamber maid instead of teaching her a harsh lesson like I'll do you and those sons of yours" I let the scythe go and he misses dropping it but I plunge the rest the blade and broken wood into Dermot. Spear head in his armpit, broken wood in his shoulder toward his neck. I couldn't see but he had a hidden blade.

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The smarmy shit was going to take a stab at my heart. I wasn't going to let that happen, I had managed to sneak up on him but this is where I get wreckless. I quickly stepped up behind him but he heard me and like that turns in time to run his machete in through my broken armor. But not before I use my hidden axe to lop off his fucking stupid head from his shoulders. I stand and see Jacob, face filled with joy then his eyes stare at the blade lodged in my side. He quickly steady me but I didn't want to die by the basturd I killed. I do my best to lead us by that tree I was thrown against. Jacob panted as he got me to rest in his lap, but as I look at him I knew I wasn't going to make it. I just think of home, a day that me, Jacob, the boys and my parents spending time together in Hope.

"Jacob, I love you. If I had found you-" Jacob shush me by kissing my face and mouth, his tears drop on my face.

"I know darling, I know. I would have loved to have been with you, sooner, and love you longer. I love you" Jacob crying was the worst heartbreak right now, his hands held me and caressed my face. My hands felt him before they went totally numb and-.

"Jacob. I'm glad we got to love each other, and that we had a baby from it. And we got to have a little family time.. tell our boys I love them, hug our littlest extra tight for me.." I choke up at the last bit, I could feel it, it was getting colder. I hated that gun fire was still happening a bit, I'm feeling weaker, feeling cold, the pain dispersed a little more. I could only accept it and know that I'm scared for a moment but the pain will be gone and maybe my brain will hallucinate something beautiful, at least I have Jacob.

Penelope kept looking at Jacob as her last breath was coming, she smiled at her only love knowing their life was so good.

It grew darker and the pain was non existent and all she knew was the man she loved, their life in the bunker, their family, and love of life.

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"Penelope, baby, I love you. I won't ever stop loving you" I said looking at Penelope holding her so close, she kissed me one last time breathing each other one more time. And with that I did, once the life left, her arm fell down from my shoulder. I look down at her face, a small smile left, I tried rousing her hoping that this wasn't it but it was. Soon footsteps ran to us, voices going but I couldn't bring myself to look anywhere but her face, wouldn't be happy unless she spoke. Even in my blurred vision she's so beautiful, and yet she was cool to the touch, I felt cold but I didn't want to acknowledge why, I knew what was there. Then they kneeled to me, I only held her close, I look away ready to fight, ready to go fearl for my lovely Penelope, my wife.

"Dad? Dad, is she? Is mom really gone?" my anger was replaced with grief seeing our boys with their souls crushed as I was gripping Penelope close to me. I just nodded yes, I couldn't believe it, it was reality though.

"Yes, she is gone" my voice cracked on the last word, we sat till the others came to find out where we were as we sat huddled to Penelope.

We put her in a temporary coffin and when we reached Hope County we buried her, I settled the boys and it felt odd without Penelope. But I swore I could feel her sleeping by me some nights and her little singing as she did things in the other room. I guess she isn't really gone, like her mom said spirits usually still come around and with how much I loved her she'll never truly be gone. Some days I feel and see Penelope hug and kiss sometimes.

(Note: this isn't in order also it's the end of my Penelope Thompson and Jacob Seed FC5/FCND fanfic series but any other of my Penelope Thompson and Jacob Seed AU's will be written. Because who doesn't like little fun/cute/romantic/soft/warm/sassy/chaotic/strong/holiday/time piece/themed/crossover AU stories? Everyone does, if not this maybe other fandoms)

#Penelope Thompson #Penelope Thompson Seed #Jacob Seed #Penelope Thompson Seed x Jacob Seed #Far Cry 5 fanfiction #Far Cry 5 fanfic #Far Cry 5 #fanfic #writing #this made me cry #Why'd I do that

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 8 months

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military training

#ethan winters #chris redfield #resident evil #resident evil fanart #resident evil village #rebhfun #resident evil 8 #re8 #winterfield #ethan isnt even weak #chris is just built like a brick wall #ethan isnt going to be jacked with a 6 pack like chris!#chris doesnt take him to miltary training to make him bench 500 pounds #its probably mostly self defense and weapons training #ethan is fit and toned but he still has chub idc...#dad bod

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m4gp13 · 10 months

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Mr. Nakamura's conversation with his Son after meeting Percy, Ethan's new boyfriend.

Mr. Nakamura, — you are definitely my son…

Ethan, — what does that mean, Dad?

Mr. Nakamura, — do you remember that summer when you were 5 years old and I sent you to your grandparents in Kyoto for all the summers, and I myself went to work as a volunteer at the marine life assistance center…

Ethan, — DAD, NO!!

Mr. Nakamura sighed heavily, —unfortunately, yes, Poseidon was just charming and beautiful… Percy looks a lot like him… you and I have very similar tastes when it comes to guys, son.

[Red and confused, Ethan runs off to his room].

I love that they both have a thing for surfer bros with swim bods but also-

Ethan falling for the guy who tried to kill him and was supposed to be his enemy 🤝 His dad having a child with someone whose appearance changes to look like the person you most want to take revenge on

#anon ask #anon headcanon #Q #they both have an enemies to lovers thing #the apple doesn't fall far from the tree

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peonyblossom · 10 months

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hi just me spreading my dad-bod ethan agenda

#open heart #ethan ramsey

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wayward-persephone · 2 years

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Y'all be talking about Ethan's man tits and overall dad bod, but what about his back?

Hoooo boy, I just wanna leave scratch marks all over that shit~

You are completely right, my friend 🥴 His entire body is just prime material for marking. For scratch marks or bite marks.

I am also fond of his throat/clavicle area 🤤

I just want to use him as a chew toy and like a scratching post honestly

#he's just so 😩👌🔥👅😈#ethan hawke is a dilf what can i say?#what i'd let that man do to me #Ethan Hawke #persephone answers

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steriotypicaloutlaw · 2 years

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Heisenberg Simp Moments

Add on if you want, please.

-Knowing he's not real, yet wearing metal jewelry on your wrists "just in case" -Constantly thinking about him pinning you to a wall or that damn chair and aggressively making out with you... -Everything reminds you of him -Wanting him to step on you in those boots~ -Wanting him to bite the shit out of you as he takes you, marking you for everyone to see and not giving a shit -Imagining what he'd look like tied up as you kiss that beautiful body of his, paying special attention to every scar -Wanting to run your fingers through his hair as you kiss him -Imagining each and every single body headcanon about him (dad-bod, muscley, FTM, Cis-male, etc.) and adoring and craving them all equally. -Imagining him whispering such dirty things to you in German -That voice~ -Wanting to be Ethan Winters just so you can at least be near him -Imagining how he'd sound when you tease him -Wanting to fuck him and be fucked by him -"Just fucking choke me already you bastard!"

-Wanting to wear a collar with his name on it

-Being a complete fucking whore for him~

-Dressing like Ethan to hopefully attract Wintersberg shipping Karl cosplayers

(My Wintersberg/Simping playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNibE3nAEQ2phdRlZ12Kzrgsq_eH36ncG )

#simp for karl heisenberg #im hella simping #why am i such a simp #im hella gay and hella simping #karl heisenberg is just hot okay #karlheisenberg #karl heisenberg #karl heisenberg can get it #trans karl heisenberg #dad bod karl heisenberg #Imma make a simp playlist #buff karl heisenberg #wait my Wintersberg playlist is already kinda a simp playlist #wintersberg #daddy heisenberg

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Thank you to everyone who participated. This appreciation week couldn't have happened without all of you. I know I'm not alone when I say I will miss these games. They will always hold a special place in my heart.

🖤 Thanks for the memories HSS and HWU! 🖤

Hollywood U

A Choice [Hunt x F!MC] by @theartoflovingthomashunt *Throwback*

A Night to Remember (drabble + art) [Hunt x F!MC] by @theartoflovingthomashunt

Amour Date Videos [Hunt x F!MC] by @theartoflovingthomashunt

And That's A Wrap Art [HWU crew] submitted by @theartoflovingthomashunt

Being Together (drabble + art) [Hunt x F!MC] by @theartoflovingthomashunt

Dad Bod [Hunt x F!MC] by @peonyblossom

Earthquake Prank Gone Wrong [Hunt x M!MC] by @gutsfics *Throwback*

Forbidden Romance [Hunt x F!MC] by @theartoflovingthomashunt

Free (drabble + art) [Hunt x F!MC] by @theartoflovingthomashunt

Kiss the Cook (drabble + art) [Hunt x F!MC] by @theartoflovingthomashunt

Love Among The Stars [Hunt x F!OC] by @theartoflovingthomashunt *Throwback*

Love & Scotch: dx: Beards [Hunt x F!MC] by @theartoflovingthomashunt *Throwback*

Moving in Together (drabble + art) [Hunt x F!MC] by @theartoflovingthomashunt

My Forever (Hunt's Journal) + art [Hunt x F!MC] by @theartoflovingthomashunt

My Weakness (Hunt's Journal) + Art [Hunt x F!MC] by @theartoflovingthomashunt

Not Goodbye—Hunt Art submitted by @theartoflovingthomashunt

Putty in her Hands [Hunt x F!MC] by @theicestarme

SpreadJoy 593: Harrison Byrd (edit) by @storyofmychoices

SpreadJoy595: Ethan Blake (edit) by @storyofmychoices

SpreadJoy596: Addison Sinclair (edit) by @storyofmychoices

SpreadJoy598: Chris Winters (edit) by @storyofmychoices

SpreadJoy599: Lisa Mermaid Valentine (edit) by @storyofmychoices

SpreadJoy600: Thomas Hunt (edit) by @storyofmychoices

SpreadJoy602: Holly Chang (edit) by @storyofmychoices

Sweet Ice [Hunt x F!MC] by @theicestarme

The Name of the Game [Hunt x M!MC] by @gutsfics

The One I Want (drabble + art) [Hunt x F!MC] by @theartoflovingthomashunt

Theme Music uploaded by @gutsfics

Thomas Hunt Custom Funko Pop by @theartoflovingthomashunt

Thomas Hunt Custom Funko Pop 2 by @theartoflovingthomashunt

Thomas Hunt Custom Lego by @gutsfics

Trapped (Drabble + Art) [Hunt x F!MC] by @theartoflovingthomashunt

What if it's Now? [Hunt x F!MC] by @peonyblossom

Worth the Risk [Hunt x F!MC] by @theartoflovingthomashunt

High School Story

Autumn Brooks Art by @hsslilly-blog

Cheerleading Art [Mia x F!MC] by @hsslilly-blog

First Day Music uploaded by @gutsfics

HSS Outfit art by @hsslilly-blog

HSS Hand Aesthetics art by @hsslilly-blog

Koh x Kallie Art by @hsslilly-blog

Spreadjoy 594: Autumn Brooks (edit) by @storyofmychoices

SpreadJoy597: Julian Castillo (edit) by @storyofmychoices

SpreadJoy601: Peyton Saunders (edit) by @storyofmychoices

Theme Music uploaded by @gutsfics

Well it happened because of you Art [Autumn x MC] by @hsslilly-blog

#hollywood u #high school story #pixelberry #hssprime #thomas hunt #thomas hunt x mc #autumn brooks #julian castillo #peyton saunders #mia warren #lisa valentine #chris winters #ethan blake #addison sinclair #hwuhssaw #august2022

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