#delicious edible fruit

[sleeptoome]

Neringa Križiūtė

Lithuanian Beauty

#blonde hottie #beautiful model #sexy beauty #delicious edible fruit #leather boots #fishnet bodysuit #exotic beauty

[beingatoaster]

the terrible ouroboros of "I'm anxious" -> "my chest hurts from anxiety" -> "I start to worry that it hurts for Cardiac Reasons" -> "I become more anxious"

like, this started over a medical anxiety, yes, but the medical anxiety was Fuck Here's Yet Another Oral Allergy I Guess. I know what direction this cause-and-effect cycle went in. That doesn't shut up the anxiety, alas

#yes i would like some cheese with my whine #(also. now i have to cross yet another delicious fruit off my 'edible' list :< so i'm whining about that too here in the tags)

[balladetto]

there is a time, as a child, where stones or sticks or a pot over fire are warm not just for the flames, but for the way it is about learning how to look after yourself. and how to look after others, in turn! do the kokiri cook? i believe, yes. does link cook? i believe even more, yes. nature gives — lushly — and the children of the forest take — reverently. the act of hunting is that of respect. the act of feeding is that of love. the act of cooking is that of trust.

when link cooks, even by the bare definition of it as a meat-over-fire sort of thing, it's so easy to do in the face of words he can't seem to find. he doesn't need to use his voice for this care at all, and the words will be conveyed anyway. in a place like kokiri forest, where everyone always knows when the fruits are just ripe enough, home tastes like the earth: like chestnuts still warm from the fire, berries with a tart aftertaste, lemongrass on game meat.

castle town brings with it new foods and textures — he likes sticky rice the best. over the course of his journey, he looks to street foods and inn/home-cooked meals. lon lon ranch brings with it lon lon milk, and i imagine creamy soups. zora's domain is where the fish are really juicy, and there are things like shellfish, molluscs, hard things that can be cracked open the way forest nuts are. he can't eat rock sirloin or roasts on death mountain, but goron spice is a kick he enjoys for its newness. the riches and dishes of the desert, all eaten with whatever sense of camaraderie the gerudo are willing to build with him — he enjoys these, too.

i think he's someone who likes eating when his head is in the right place for it, or when he's with the right company. he tends to just go through the motions after everything.

#* lionheart / study. #* intermission / ooc. #sorry. my own head is in a strange spot rn so the writing is like this #'go through the motions' as in he will eat if it is edible and will eat until he is full #but the enjoyment is very lost and there is no regular schedule so much as 'oh. i am really hungry.' #< when i say enjoyment is very lost i mean he does not discern between levels of deliciousness anymore. it is good if he can eat it. #it isn't if he can't. that's all #the irregular eating becomes the worst when he hits that 12th year because his body wants food constantly compared to before #he is convinced he is good at looking after himself but the reality is he takes care of what needs to be taken care when it needs #to be taken care of. he is capable -- yes -- but there's a difference between capable and actually healthy #[goes on a tangent again] lmao the point of this post is link really likes learning how to cook. he really likes food. he can #really like eating. also i am not connected with them the way i am the ri.to. but i have thoughts #about the ko.kiri and cooking. consuming the fruits and energies of the forest as spirits. #i have them. i don't know if i will share them #i will come back to this when i wake probably. (future ray don't delete this it's valid actually) #long tags cw #disordered eating mention #* intermission / queue.

[pcktknife]

new fruit just dropped

WHAT THE HELL A BEAST

#he looks like a fruit in the edible way like a delicious plum #FINALLY CHARACTER WITH YELLOW AS A PRIMARY COLOR #asks #evantuallythere #mutuals!

[lajlev]

Lusciously Juicy Diet-Friendly Treats!

#berry #fruit #strawberry #edible fruit #blueberry #sweet #dessert #healthy #diet #fresh #berries #nutrition #produce #vitamin #delicious #juicy #ripe #tasty #cherry

[scrapbuuk]

Ripe jackfruit.

#jackfruit #tropical fruit #edible #texture #sweet and delicious #oval shape #photography #still life #form #exotic #exotic fruit #borneo #sarawak

[bentothuglife]

Genuinely can't overstate the thrill of getting a little bit high and going berry-picking in your own yard lads

#these are wild strawberries which are totally edible #they're tiny and delicious #they are a weed that I allow to flourish in my yard so that every june I get to do this #obviously only pick edible fruit if you know that they haven't been sprayed with pesticides or like pissed on by dogs etc

[gctchell]

My muse as a drink!

🐞❄️

🔮🩰

#[ games. ] #(( stella's is so damn cold but the pears in it? delicious. refreshing drink. #niffty's and lilith's pack the most flavor. niffty's sweet as hell with juice. #lilith's smooth and cool with red fruit and mulberries. fruit's always nice and juicy. good cronch. #carmilla's a more subtle flavor but it is good for settling stress. the choco sticks compliment it. the petals are edible if you dare. ))

[hyah-lian]

Do I try to tackle my disaster space and put some things away, doodle with my tablet, play totk, play games on pc, or awkwardly unfocused stare into the void? So many options

#in other news my house smells nice because i found some forgotten orange slices that were questionable on edibility #but are perfect for drying to make the house smell nice and to make dried fruit decor out of #they were already pretty dry and kind of starting to smell a bit like wine lol so theyre deliciously fragrant now im drying them #i also upended some 'gingerbread tea' and allspice on them to smell extra nice #(aka bc i wasnt sure if theyd smell grody but it all smells good so we r good)

[nabtime]

i judge things on a scale of how much i want to eat it. this includes candles, shampoo, and various clothing items

#if it ain’t delicious it ain’t for me #nap shitposts in the afterlife #smell tastey? it good. look shiney like fruit? it good. edible texture? good.

[sleeptoome]

Graciebon 🇵🇦 (Panamá)

#delicious curves #exotic beauty #curvy beauty #delicious edible fruit #luscious thickness #sweet bum

[renegadeguild]

Edible Book Day 2024

the appetizers

A Commonplace Snack by Daemonluna

A collection of tropes and other ephemera, rendered in nori and rice paper. Sewn with a glass sweet potato noodle, ornamented with cilantro and lime.

This is how we roll (bamboo slips) by anonymous

This is the first book I have made since joining Renegade. I didn't think I'd get to make books and eat them too.

The (Not Actually) Matzah Plague Board Book by Noodle and Noodle's Auntie

10 Plagues by Noodle and Noodle's Auntie. Illustration by Noodle and Noodle's Auntie. Writing and Binding by Noodle. Materials: Gluten Free Matzo Substitute, fruit roll ups, fruit by the foot, sour belts, licorice, fruit rolls, sour sticks, cumin, water.

a fluffy breaduation by Sandy Kitty Bindery

i do not regret anything... except maybe the dentist bills ;)

Pancake Scroll by Zhalfirin

This was a lot easier than I had anticipated. A bit bland because I wasn't sure what I'd do the painting with and therefore didn't season the batter. It goes really well with a side of salmon and soy sauce though.

the mains

the iron chef secret ingredient was lasers by Lark

lasers are friends not food.

6/10, at least I chose turkey this year.

The Count of Monte Cristo by Thunder (Dragon's Thunder Press)

This was my first book bind ever. The case is French toast. The 2 signatures are each made of 3 omelet folios, and they're sewn with mozzarella string cheese strands. The end pages are each a slice of prosciutto, and they're pasted in with raspberry fruit syrup. Finally, the titling was done with black icing.

Sandwiches (And Books) Are Beautiful by Velvetwastaken

The ‘book’ ultimately failed to be readable as such due to a betrayal by the onion binding. But it tasted amazing, and thus I think still encapsulated the spirit of edible book day: good books are meant to be devoured.

and of course… … the desserts!

Mistakes were Marbled by anonymous

I baked a strawberry cake with buttercream icing. The buttercream set a bit too quickly for the marbled effect to work, and attempts to fix it caused structural damage, resulting in ... this. I would like half-points for retaining good flavor, despite appearances.

Brandy Snaps by Lottie

Brandy snaps for the pages, strawberry laces for thread. Complete with two weaver’s knots to tie the strawberry laces together

Book Cookies by six

Sadly not fully functional books - the cases are rigid sugar cookies baked into various open forms. The pages are edible wafer paper marked up here and there w/ an edible ink pen and the frosting quite tasty! Experimented with two different sizes and various page configurations. Fed some of them to various Renegade members. There were no fatalities.

Titles are overrated by Zhalfirin

I'm still baffled this turned out the way it did.

It's a delicious little baumkuchen chonker (app. A6 in size and about 6cm thick) cased in chocolate powdered marzipan.

Don't forget to vote for your favorite! And check out last year's winners here.

#edible book day #fanbinding #bookbinding #renegade guild #renegade events

[invinciblerodent]

Breakfast in Bed Headcanons

(because why not)

Karlach-

Everything is burnt. To absolute cinders. You cannot reliably tell the difference between the toast and the eggs- not by appearance, taste, or level of crunch. (Well. From the shape, you're fairly sure the leftmost lump of charcoal was once a piece of bread. But you can't really be certain.) But, seeing how she's squirming- or better said, all but bouncing in her seat beside you in nervous excitement, her face split in two by the broadest grin and lit up with love and the sheer joy of finally being able to perform this little act of simple domesticity with you, it's still the best damn meal you've had in your entire life, and you dutifully eat every last crumb.

You don't know how she even achieved this smokey taste in your coffee. But it does taste like her kiss, and you're very happy and eager to compare the two. At length.

Gale-

For him, it's as much an act of love as it is a presentation, a showcase of not only his boundless affection, but also just one of his many skills, and it is -fittingly- flawless. Presented to you on a gorgeous platter is an aesthetically stunning, and downright sinfully indulgent comfort meal, incorporating every single one of your favorite things.

There is also not one vegetable in sight. You can't not eat every last crumb, all but moaning in pleasure at every bite, but it's so heavy and so much that you legitimately want to go straight back to bed afterwards. Good thing that he's beyond happy to join you- both in feeding each other little morsels between kisses, and in spending the next few hours entangled as much in each other as in the blissful languor.

Astarion-

The very thought that it even occurred to him to do this for you is enough to have you all but overcome with emotion. His results are middling at best (oversalted yet underseasoned, somehow slightly burnt and undercooked at the same time- of course, he can't bloody well taste what he's doing), but... not only has he not done this before, but hadn't needed to even think about feeding someone, or actual food in general in over two centuries. The mere fact that everything is at least edible shows that cooking for you is something for which he prepared, something he put infinite care into, and you find yourself having to stop every couple of bites to cradle his face in your hands and pull him in for a kiss, just so you don't start crying straight into your eggs.

He's not pleased with himself (it's a skill at which he's not only not immediately excellent, but also not naturally talented, of course he's unsatisfied) and grumbles a bit about how your reaction is exaggerated, but his big, fanged grin (and playful, teeth-clicking request for his own breakfast) is sweet enough to make up even for the salty dessert.

Lae'zel-

She's... a bit confused on the spirit of a Faerunian breakfast. Which is understandable, Githyanki cuisine is remarkably different from almost everything you can get here- but like in everything she does, she has got the capital letter Spirit and does her absolute best, so she sternly presents you with.... quite a spread. Her skill with the blade -the skill in which she's most confident- is taking center stage in a beautiful display of fruit and veggies with the (nosehair-singingly spicy) Githyanki spread she made, and it's delicious, refreshing, and yeah, she's right, sure to wake you up faster than even caffeine spurted straight into your veins would. But the best part is that from her tired eyes and barely perceptible fidgeting, you can tell she's been up at least an hour, fretting and preparing for this moment.

The pride blooming in her chest at your grateful praise also colors her cheeks a pretty coral pink. That too is the best part. As is waking up to her touch. Really, all parts of the this slow, soft, sweet day with her are the best part.

Wyll-

Wyll is prone to downplaying his skill in the kitchen, but despite what he'd tell anyone who asked, he is fairly competent at a very specific style of cooking. His absolute wheelhouse is comforting, homely meals, prepared from cheap and widely available ingredients that hark back both to his childhood in the lower echelons of Bladur's Gate, and feeding himself however he could in his years in exile. So naturally, the honey-sweet porrige and fresh fruit that he sets down in front of you may be simple, but it is dripping with his love, and presented with a bashfully charming smile, a theatrical bow, and artful poesy comparing you in sweetness to both the honey and the ripe berries.

He also makes a cheeky note (that nets him a playful swat on the arm) about the old adage of the path to the heart leading through one's stomach, and how he'll have to do this much more often as you take his hand, and gently lead him back to bed afterwards. It's much, much too early, and you're much too cozy to think about anything but him.

Shadowheart-

She's fairly competent at cooking, but it's undeniable that her skills are more based on trial and error and built around just getting something warm into your belly than anything more lavish than that. But what she does know how to do, and what she does take some amount of pride in, is how she makes a mean plate of scrambled eggs. After calling her on that particular bluff the previous evening, thinking nothing of it (and with your tongue lodged firmly in your cheek), you didn't expect her to sneak out of bed, and surprise you with a plate while still in her soft nightclothes the next morning. But frankly, even though you don't quite know how these eggs are supposed to be the best ones ever (is it the butter? it's probably the butter), what you are sure of is that she's never looked more beautiful than she does with yesterday's makeup flaked onto her face, a playfully embarrassed, yet devilish half-grin, and the sweet blush across her cheeks as she instructs you to quite literally eat your words.

Her smug preening in your dramatic praise of her unrivalled skill as a domestic goddess is well worth the tiny piece of shell that had escaped her notice and stabs you in the gums. (You choose not to mention it, even teasingly. You're fairly sure you'll take that secret to your grave.)

#baldur's gate 3 #squirrel writes #karlach #karlach cliffgate #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #astarion #astarion ancunin #lae'zel #lae'zel of k'liir #wyll ravengard #wyll #shadowheart #she doesn't have a second tag does she #bg3 headcanons #bg3 romance headcanons #listen..... listen #why not #help im in love with all of them #i'll probably add halsin once i actually approach him with romantic intents #next playthrough!!!!! next playthrough #honestly i hate that i don't have any screencaps of wyll smiling #where he's up close and both not in shadow and not wearing a helmet that obscures part of his face #to my excuse my favorite helmet on him fucks severely #i tried to find happy smiles for all in my library but for lae'zel all I have #are her adorable wide puppy eyes #please enjoy her adorable wide puppy eyes

[dailyadventureprompts]

Uuugh, I wish I could play in the Crown of Candy/Ravening War setting SO BAD because the interaction between characters that are effectively food jokes and the fascinating lore make for such delicious implications:

A vegitanian Tea paladin with porcelain armour who's convinced that they can unify the people ( as tea is itself a plant, but also pairs with milk, fruit, sugar, biscuts, and even honey from the meatlands)

A meatlander riff on Achilles who's had all their mortality/edibility burned away by becoming char

A gumball prophet of the hungry one, because unlike almost all other candy or other food gum is something that is consumed, then spat back out.

A ceresian priest who's obsessive fear of death leads them to embracing mould so as to be unappetizing

A candian noble heir who's desperate to break out of her lot in life and the marriage she's into is contrasted by the fact that she IS a wedding cake. Queue near death experience ( cutting the cake) and a reinvention of self by going from lacy and all white to an ultra-colorful (and possibly body horror based) geode cake.

WHY AM I BURDENED WITH IDEAS FOR SUCH A NICHE AND ONEOFF SETTING!?!

#a crown of candy #the ravening war #dimenson 20 #dapper digresses

[lajlev]

Vitamin-Packed Buckeye Red Delicious Eating Apples

#fruit #edible fruit #delicious #apple #sweet #diet #healthy #juicy #ripe #fresh #cherry #red delicious #vitamin #buckeye #seed #berry #dessert #eating apple #eating

[therealieblog]

A big part of Intuitive Eating involves the de-stigmatizing of food. How do we de-stigmatize food? By not assigning it moral qualities, and by not using derogatory, negative language when we talk about food.

Examples of moralizing, derogatory and negative language we, under diet culture, still use regularly when talking about food:

"Sinful"

"Fattening"

"Unhealthy"

"Deadly"

"Bad for you"

"Clean"

"Pure"

"Healthy"

"Good" "

Junk/Junk food"

"Crap/Crappy"

Words to use instead of: Instead of "Sinful", or "Fattening", use "Decadent", "Rich" or "Delicious". Avocados and dark chocolate and many organic, "healthy" foods will make you fatter if you eat them often enough. Is this really about health? Or is it about fatphobia?

Instead of "Unhealthy", you can just say what it is about the food that impairs your health. "It hurts my stomach," "It makes my skin greasy/makes me break out", "I'm allergic to it" "I feel nauseous when I eat that." That at least is honest. Saying any food that isn't on some diet culture list of approved foods is "unhealthy" is just not scientifically accurate or backed by anything other than fear mongering.

Yes, eating foods high in fat and salt and sugar in large enough quantities, for long enough periods of time can negatively affect your health, but the vast majority of studies done on exactly how it affects your health, do not control for participants' smoking, drinking, drug use, genetic predispositions (genetics makes up a significant portion of health by the way), sedentary lifestyle, exposure to chemicals in the environment, mental health status, or literally anything outside of what they eat, so... yeah... f@ck that.

Ditto with "Bad for you." It's just so formless and un-researched and based in fatphobia. What does that even mean? In what amount is it "bad for you?" would it be equally bad for anyone to eat "unhealthy" foods at any time? Is there a magic threshold past which one's donut consumption goes from infrequent to "bad for you" levels? Or, are human beings a wildly diverse group of people, who all have very different bodies, metabolisms, genetics, tolerances, tastes and needs.

"Clean" is just as bad as "Bad For You", only worse, because it's so moralistic. If food is made out of animals, plants and grains, and is considered edible by human beings, it's fucking clean. Now if you're talking about gross things falling into the food by accident during the process of making it, or if you're talking about pesticides being used on your fruit and vegetables, then I get wanting to make sure the food is "clean". But if you're putting food on some sort of angelic pedestal for being free from sugar, or saturated fats, or carbohydrates, then you are still stuck in diet culture.

Instead of "Junk food", which implies that the food itself is garbage, which is honestly just a horrifying way to think about and talk about food, you could say "play food", "fun food", "snack food". These foods: chips, chocolate, cookies etc. aren't meant to fulfill your nutritional needs. We eat them for enjoyment, or to pick us up when we're blue, to calm us when we're stressed, or just because it tastes good and we like eating it. I think gentle nutrition is important, and paying attention to how food makes you feel is obviously important, but the way we perceive food and talk about food, reinforces what we think of ourselves when we eat it. If we are eating "bad" and "unhealthy" foods, then we are bad and unhealthy people, and that is a mind-fuck, believe me.

I've performed a 25 year longitudinal dieting study on myself. I know what it feels like to absolutely hate myself for what my body tells me it wants to eat. Not fun. So please have a care with the way you speak about food, and the way you look at yourself in relation to food. Food is sustenance and life. It is meant to be enjoyed, not feared. Lets not talk about food as if the thing meant to connect us to life also makes us inherently morally deviant.

#fatphobia #diet culture #fat liberation #fat positivity #anti-diet #intuitive eating