I love how the malevolent fandom just collectively agrees Arthur has Pathetic Man Rizz fit to make even 1930’s men question their sexuality
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Straight friend groups are like *The blonde girl* *The funny one* *Chad*
Gay friend groups are like *The Tortured Detective* *The Blind Vessel* *The Fractured Piece Of An Eldritch God* *The Serial Killer*
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me, looking at every single fictional character i like: you could be aroallo....
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*WALKS OUT COVERED IN BLOOD*
SO THAT WAS AN EPISODE.
Relistened with some friends and man did we go ham on the soundboard.
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Oh man I'm about to be tortured by a crazy serial killer, I think I should try homoerotically degrading him like a dog. It won't make it better, in fact, it'll probably make it worse. But I think we should give it a try anyways
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something really poetic about the butcher trying to kill arthur with piano wire. his selfishness related to his piano killed his daughter, and it will kill him too
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"Fe... Fi... Fo... Fum... I smell the blood of an Englishman."
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