#dial up tone

[icemavs]

everyone shut up right now

#miles teller #glen powell #dial up tone

[chrollohearttags]

so I ran across this VA’s audio of him basically stealing the listener from her bf and overstimming her and towards the end, when he’s talking her through ✨it✨, he starts speaking German and I—

#SURELY YALL CAN SEE WHERE MY MIND IS ABOUT TO GO #I HAD TO CONTAIN MYSELF BITCH #cherry chats 🍒 #brb writing this up right now! #eren x black fem!reader #and when I make him bilingual with a tongue ring and he switches native tongues while eating the— #*dial tone click*

[charlottespeaks]

huge shoutout to DaForge fic writers that have Data make strange, inhuman, mechanical noises during sex. on behalf of all the robot fuckers out there i would like to say thank you for your service 🖖🏽

#daforge #data #geordi la forge #star trek #tng #something about actually being able to hear the gears turning i think #if it don’t sound like the dial-up tone i don’t want it

[milkywaydrabbles]

A/N: I don't think I'll ever stop thinking about Fratboy! Gojo this is actually my downfall for ever opening my mouth. Part three of the series that wasn't supposed to exist.

Part one | part two

"Stop fucking with me Gojo!" You yelled, pushing him away from you. "And get out of my room!" You couldn't believe the nerve of his guy. He had the audacity to tease you about a drunken kiss (mistake!) And how was pretending like he promised you something as ridiculous as that? Please! He just wanted more ammunition to tease you to no end, and you've had it. "That trick might work on some of the other girls but not me, fuck off." Scoffed, trying to shove him out your room but the lanky mother fucker was stronger than he looked. He grabbed your wrist, tugging you a hair's length away from his face. "Now why would you think I'm fucking with you?" He questioned, smile still plastered on his face. "You think I don't know how bad you want me?" He was so fucking full of himself. (he was hot but you would deny it until the day you died.) 

"I don't want you Gojo, shut up and get out." You huffed, waiting for him to leave. You couldn't push him out obviously. He chuckled, still not letting go of your wrist. "What if I want you?" Wait, what?

You must have said that out loud. "come on, baby. You're such a smart girl and yet you are so dense. Why do you think I always try to find you?" Your breathing hitched, looking away from his piercing blue eyes. "Because you're a fucking dick." Your voice was small, with no bite at all. His smile dropped a little, looking more sheepish and genuine now. "Yeah, Suguru always says that too. But I'm serious, come on pretty girl look at me." Pretty girl. You liked the way that sounded. Fuck. You glanced over at him, trying so hard not to turn your head but he wouldn't have any of that. His free hand grabbed at your jaw and turned you fully to him. "I know you just think I'm just some idiot frat guy." Sounds harsh when he said it, but he was right. You did think that. "But just give me a chance, yeah?" 

You head was spinning, you didn't know what the fuck was going on. Gojo Satoru, the self titled campus hot guy, in your room and admitting to... Well, you didn't know. Having a crush? On you? It was too much, he was too in your space. "Gojo, I don't think—" "Satoru" ... "What?" He sighed, letting go of you fully and looking down at your feet. "I want you to call me by my name. Satoru. Please baby, just let me hear it." He was pulling out all the stops wasn't he?

You sighed, rubbing your eyes. "Satoru, please" you begged "please stop fucking with me, I can't deal with this right now" you were so tired, and your walls were cracking. But you just couldn't believe him after being so cruel to you all semester. "Let me show you how serious I am then" and before you could question him or even look at him his lips were on you. A hand caressed the back of your head while the other rested on your waist. He moved slowly, deliberate, taking his time with the kiss. You were at a loss, not sure how you should react. It did feel nice. And it felt genuine. But you still weren't sure. He sighed, pulling back from you after you didn't react. "Fuck, I'm sorry this a mistake —" he started pulling away from you before you grabbed his face in both your hands. "Wait, Satoru" you started, and his lashes fluttered. "Say my name again, pretty girl." He basically pleaded with you, scared to raise his voice higher than a whisper. "Satoru... you can't fuck with me right now." He was getting frustrated, brows furrowing. "Baby please I'm not. You got me fucking begging out here." He laughed at himself, moving back to you with his hands where they were. "Just give me a chance."

And your lips were on him. You were nervous, that he was going to pull back and laugh in your face. Scared that he was going to go behind your back and talk shit to his fraternity brothers. Scared that he would go straight back to bullying you the way he had all semester. Or worse. Scared that he's just using you for a quick lay. You almost wanted to pull back at the thought alone. But the way he caressed you, the way he kissed you back with so much affection it was hard he would try this hard just for a quick laugh, or a quick fuck. He pulled you closer by your waist, deepening the kiss and nipping at your lower lip, silently asking for permission. You let him, opening your mouth just a bit to let Satoru slide his tongue into your mouth, moaning as he did so. The kiss got messier, spit pooling at the corners of your mouths.

"Fuck baby" he panted when he separated just enough to breathe. "Kissing you is better than I ever imagined" you whimpered, lips glossy. "You're so embarrassing." he chuckled at your words, nipping at your lower lip again. 

"Don't be shy with me pretty girl. Come on, let me hear you sing for me."

#satoru gojo x reader #gojo satoru x reader #satoru gojo #gojo x reader #gojo satoru #jjk gojo #jujutsu kaisen #milk writes #i think of him and just hear dial up tones in my brain

[vicsuragi]

disco elysium characters and what browsers they would use

kim - firefox. it's the most soup up-able browser i can think of. he has added so many extensions he hasn't seen an ad in 15 years. he finds a white and blue coupris kineema theme with a tiny picture of the car in the top right corner of the screen so he can pretend his car is looking at the webpages with him.

jean - internet explorer. it's what came with his computer and he cannot imagine waiting less than 2 hours to load one ad-infested webpage. he has downloaded 80 viruses but he has become used to the nude women and flashing banner ads that pop up every time he tries to look up his recipes.

harry - aol. the dial-up tone is comforting. his computer also came with bonzi buddy already installed. he did not do that. he is convinced it is a computer-bound cryptid.

#disco elysium #harry du bois #kim kitsuragi #jean vicquemare #i know nothing abt browsers i just pictured harry listening to the dial-up tone with his eyes closed and a contented smile on his face #and knew i had to post this immediately

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

and so i return to my roots of eating half a cantaloupe in one sitting

#its so fuckign good... Deliciousness... #*gollum voice* so juicy sweeeeeet!!!! #except yk. instead of a fish its a glorious melon #this morning isnt Great but mmmmm i have a cantaloupe so its not that bad!!! #absolutely unprompted #what will i do today... fold laundry probably. bring in more wood. install my new mattress #oh im so happy to have a new mattress! ive been using the same one since *dial up tone* freshman year!! #so.. about six years. jeebus criminy on a crisis cracker no wonder its uncomfortable #maybe ill work on a crochet project for a bit too #shit ill need to start thinking about christmas presents. ~Its The Most Stressful Time of The Year~ #i need to finish my grampa's lap blanket... figure out what to make for everyone else... #'everyone else' four whole people. two parents and two friends smh #wait no. three people. i just need to finish what ive already started #or start over bc it looks terrible and i feel bad lol

[vaguely-annoyed]

A little random question 'cause I think they're fun. 💜 Out of whole Organization XIII, who do you think is the best cook(s)? And who is capable of setting the kitchen on fire making cereal? Would you mind sharing some Org13 cooking headcanons if you have any? 💜

im about to say things exclusively based on vibes that WILL be wrong but i am unstoppable.

Best cook: demyx (unironically. WILL avoid cooking at all costs).

Good cooks: marluxia (likes it). xigbar (years of experience but always does the bare minimum)

Pretty decent cooks: xaldin (stew connoisseur. they let him get some reading in), luxord (expert w scraps + leftover meals)

Only if they follow a written down recipe: axel (talented overseasoner. WILL ruin pans if left unattended). vexen (must be quick recipes OR ELSE). roxas (good with sauces, confuses herbs on the regular).

VERY good w/a certain type of food and that's it: Lexaeus (breakfast foods methinks), zexion (pastries and pastries only), xemnas (would bake once in a blue moon. terrible assistant).

not good overall but has a single recipe that everyone keeps asking them for: saix (will NOT let anyone else come in the kitchen while he cooks. unrelated to recipe secrecy.)

good assistant but doesn't really KNOW how to cook: xion (has recipes memorized, chopping ace.)

their rice is always perfect but please for the love of god do not let them make anything else: Larxene

#goth-automaton #curling phone cord lada dial tone #<-i had to search my blog for that tag #coming up with these on the spot cause i have schrodinger headcanons syndrome #anyways idk if any of these make sense i thought it would be funny if xemnas didn't cook at all. the idea of him baking was funnier somehow #to me at least #anyway hi! #ik that a lot of people have the axel cooks terribly hc but idk i don't see him like that. he will chose the wrong pot everytime tho #he fails in other mystifying ways #not putting this in the tags godspeed

[kitamars]

hmmmm…sounds like…..buny 🐰

#can you guys tell who one of my favourite characters is #you don’t get any points if you guess #world cold and hard………bunny soft and warm #do you ever just cry #he’s just so mipy guys #yeah he can crush a man with his thighs but if you stand close enough to him you can hear the dial up tone from his brain #what a guy #literally just a guy #i adore him 😭 #also i love drawing his hair now i feel like i’ve been bamboozled #oh well #barnaby brooks jr #taibani #tiger & bunny #tiger and bunny #t&b #tnb #ok bye

[brother-emperors]

Hi! Could you please recommend more books like Great effusion of blood? Many thanks. P.S. I love, LOVE what you do. You are amazingly talented and interesting person. Hope you're having a great week!

oh man it took me a minute to think of some recs for this bc I forgot what I had been reading that book for*

so! if you enjoyed the Great Effusion of Blood, you might ALSO enjoy

Violence and Civil Disorder in Italian Cities, 1200-1500, ed. Lauro Martines

Robin Hood in the Greenwood Stood: Alterity and Context in English Outlaw Tradition, Stephen Knight

*I was reading this book for one essay in it about Robin Hood, so I'm basing these recs off of that

#also tysm anon! i hope you're having a good week too! #i've mostly been reading essays and texts on philippine history and politics lately so it took me a full week to remember anything #about what i usually post on this blog. if it's not 2pm kanjani8 or the philippines my brain starts making a dial up tone #like all i can think of that's most like this book is a collection of essays on ph history UP made open access #ask tag #rec tag

[quietblissxx]

#it's 3am and I'm calling everybody that i know #I'll take fake moans and dial tones i need it digital because when it's physical i end up alone #me #i should probably go to bed

[shibaraki]

aizawa knelt between your legs, gathering his hair up into his hands, a hair-tie ready in his mouth. I’m

#*dial up tone* #m.aizawa

[shikai-the-storyteller]

Realistically I know Roier hasn't been streaming because it's been 100+ F in Mexico all week and that sucks, but lore-wise I think Cucurucho / the Federation shot him with a tranquilizer dart the day after the wedding because they could NOT risk having him interfere with the elections.

#i talk #qsmp talk #This is one of those times where I'm like ''how could we explain this lore-wise?'' #and come up with a horrific answer #and quickly have to dial it back and be like ''alright edgelord let's tone it down a bit. How can we make this funny'' #Real talk though Roier has been ''asleep'' for so long #@Cellbit BOY GET YOUR HUSBAND TO THE HOSPITAL #then again. the only hospital is the Federation hospital. so maybe not #I'm already in the middle of one Roier fic but this makes me want to write another #we could also say ''maybe ElQuackity did something to him and will use that as a bargaining chip to make Cellbit drop out of the race'' #but that's less fun

[tiressian]

JJK Chapter 10

I'm rereading JJK and as much as I love Shoko's intro, I love this little panel/insight into their friendship/relationship as colleagues (however you wanna read it). Gojo's on his little rant about the higher-ups, Ijichi RIP collateral damage for being the liaison and literally just doing his job and Shoko's just:

Gojo:

Shoko:

#satoshoko #satosho #you can probably hear the dial up tone in her head while he rants lmao #jjk mangacap #ref: satoshoko #this is just funnier after jjk 220 #he is so in his own head god that must be infuriating #shoko mangacaps #gojo mangacaps

[merge-conflict]

forgot I have to put in the part where valentine imprints directly onto hanako with embarrassing predictability. this chapter really does have everything: social engineering, aura migraines, childhood crushes, shock, heroic sacrifice, family drama, technical worldbuilding, slapstick, and now: courtly love

#you can just hear valentine's neurons frying when she looks up at hanako #or maybe it's more like a dial tone noise #if you're feeling whimsical you might even imagine an old timey car horn followed by squealing brakes and a crash #to be fair her brain Is literally melting

[cflight]

drags myself onto the dash coughing up blood: im alive

#what happened you ask. well (dial up tone noises) #🌻 | out of sunflowers. #i have been doing so much for MONTHS and I need A BREAK #hoping I last long this time because holy fuck I MISS MY FRIENDS I MISS WRITINF AND I MISS EKIRA #ITS BEEN TOO LONG AND I NEED RELEASE #I HOPE YOI ALL HAVE BEEN WELL!!! please ignore the fact I’m posting this at 1am because I’m insane

[awkwardturtlesex]

There's a reason why I just suffer rather than book hospital appointments, been waiting in a call queue for an hour and I'm still not through. Their phones are only open when I'm in work, and I work in a factory so it's not exactly as if I can just put my phone down next to me until the queue goes down 🙃

#since covid they stopped all walk ins which means everyone who's just after a test is holding up the lines 🙃 #such a stupid fucking system #what makes it worse is hearing the dial tone constantly #with the occasional “you are currently number blah blah in the queue” #FUUUUUCK SAAAAAKE #my post