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#dutch vander linde
slicedmayonnaise · 1 day
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Goodbye to you, my trusted friend
We've known each other since we were nine or ten
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Together we've climbed hills and trees
Learned of love and ABCs
Skinned our hearts and skinned our knees
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Goodbye Papa, please pray for me
I was the black sheep of the family
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You tried to teach me right from wrong
Too much wine and too much song
Wonder how I got along
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Goodbye Papa it's hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
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Little children everywhere
When you see them, I'll be there
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roamingtigress · 3 months
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In Arthur's antagonize line to Dutch about "everyone's been seeing you and Hosea reading" of course implies everyone's been seeing them having sex but the bit about "it's not a good look" implies to me that Hosea is topping Dutch and Arthur thinks that it's not a good look because it might look Dutch weak? If that's so, yeah, Dutch is canonically bottom <3
HAPPY HOSEA FUCKS FRIDAY YA'LL!
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squibo · 2 years
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You can saved them if you want
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smushystrawbabies · 2 years
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smooches between people who are in love, people who think they’re in love, family, rivals, compañeros, idiots, dumbasses & fools 💖💖💖👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 
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strrwbrrryjam · 5 months
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pork soda by glass animals is a vandermatthews song. to me.
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I'm kinda debating putting a RDR2 crossover out there, but I don't know if this is something that only works in the recesses of my brain or actually workable... it would defiantly be crack like no tomorrow and would not include the bots. Maybe? still figuring out details.
ehm, an actual fic would be a long ways off and I've been working on this sparingly on the side (OUAT and the next OT&T is actively being worked on, exam madness is over so I want to release one of them before Monday!) but I'm just kinda interested so see if there would be any interest in some gunslinger hijinks.
Soooooo
Ashlyn, Jack, Miko, and Raf are all transported to RDR2 via mission gone wrong/weird cave drawings/MC luck
Ashlyn figures out what happened pretty quickly (she should be getting a universe hoping punch card at this rate)
She does not realize that she isn't alone.
Cue one Ms Moore galavanting around the RDR map while the Kids stick around the Vander Linde gang and are Very Confused.
The Kids experience includes;
Jack being renamed "Big Jack" since Jack Marston complains that it's HIS name. Jack is just having a moment. He's pretty sure he was found and rescued by a cult.
Jack joins Charles on a hunting mission, only to find the previously missing Miko impersonating a bush and doing a surprisingly decent job seeking up on the deer. Miko goes on to join the gang with Jack. She keeps trying to sneak into robberies. Hosea always catches her, and she emerges from very comical locations.
Raf initially panics. Then finds himself at a poker table at a train station. Luck is is only a game of statistics and Raf knows numbers. Becomes the Poker King, the nervous face IS his poker face. Overtime he learns everbodies business. Nice side effect of being the only sober gambler in the state. And the youngest. Via this, he turns up at the camp one day. Swanson's like *surprised pikachu face* He hears rumors about a strange cryptid running around and is like "Yeah that checks out. It's Ashlyn."
Meanwhile Ashlyn Moore is;
Roaming the wilderness treasure hunting and gives Downes's house a gold bar. Just pops up in every other town doing side quests. Stories start spreading about the wild thing looking for the Hooch man.
Eventially captured by O'Driscolls. Probably for insulting their vests, refusing to pay a bridge toll, or making some very interesting insults about not being able to rob a potato. That camp doesn’t exist anymore.
At some point, Micah and Ashlyn meet- or fight as a first meeting. She bites. He was not expecting this. Says she must have rabies, this incurred further wrath. Ashlyn is brought to the camp by Micah, saying she’s an O'Driscoll (kids are absent for the time). The girl proceeds to call out every manipulative sentence and asks for a step-by-step torture breakdown.  Poor Kieran is getting flashbacks whenever she brings up gelding. Begins to creep everyone out when she keeps moving in the night. Still tied to a tree, but it’s a different tree.  Mentions scary camping statistics (how many bugs crawl into the ear). The hotel gains a lot of business suddenly.
Ashlyn finally meets Dutch and the look in her eyes makes the kids panic. Spiderman meme is done when Ashlyn realizes others also came with her.
Ashlyn plays poker. She does not know how to play poker, but she keeps winning. Everyone is convinced she’s either cheating or a poker master while Raf is calculating how some of these moves are possible. Arthur finds this hilarious when she asks what the discs mean. Micah’s brain stops working.
Pulls The Batman references via el rata, Javier loses his mind about the incorrect Spanish. So does Raf. Bonding ensures via trying to keep Ashlyn’s mouth shut.
At a certain point, Ashlyn would make eye contact with Dutch while dropping a gold bar in the donation box. Bonus points if he's in the middle of a moneh rant.
"Who'd ya rob for that, missy?"
"A police station."
She's not telling him its the burned out one down the road.
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nanamimizz · 1 month
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lord take all of yuuji itadori’s suffering and give it to dutch vander linde
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spcewild · 6 months
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Let me know what you guy wanna see me write next <3
I'll see which character you all wanna see me write and I'll make a follow up post to help me decide what kind of writing you guys want it to be (angst, fluff, etc.) :^)
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REQUESTS: OPEN
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lonestatus · 10 months
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what if instead of being called dutch van derlinde he was named butch vander linde and instead of being a crazy male gang leader he was a crazy lesbian gang leader. and what if when we dream, the very stars are singing to us
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slicedmayonnaise · 3 months
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rip dutch van der linde. you would've loved AITA posts on reddit
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sstrawbaby · 2 years
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my dutch and charles
john outfits
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Dutch Van der Linde and Hosea Matthews opened a daycare? Or adoption agency?
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cowboicatz · 5 years
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Domestic!VanderMatthews.
I just.....felt like drawing.....
Please enjoy my not-so-great art.
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smushystrawbabies · 2 years
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you’re his favourite.
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