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homoeopathyacademy · 2 years
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#dysentary #kurchi #medicinefordysentry #homoeopathicmedicinefordysentry #homoeopathyworks #homoeopathy #bhms #homoeopathyrocks #homoeopathictherapeutics #homeopathicremedies #bhmslife #homeopathicremedy #homoeopathymemes #homoeopathyvideo #homoeopathyreels #homoeopathyacademy #homoeopathy_academy @homoeopathy_academy @homoeopathy_academy @homoeopathy_academy https://www.instagram.com/p/CfmHE7dFxv0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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strawberry-seal77 · 2 years
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Now that I have confirmed I would not survive the oregon trail
I shal go work on Warriorfrogs!
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hayleysmuses · 1 year
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She’s not saying anything, she’s far too embarrassed to have died in that sense.
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sylvanfreckles · 2 years
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Man, I really need to write my "Changing Channels but with Video Games" story.
Because I really, really need to see the Winchesters play Phasmophobia. Up to and including Sam getting strangled by the ghost and the other teammates dragging Dean away saying they need to get out of there if they're going to make any money...and Sam just meets them back at the garage and they're all WTF because ghost hunting isn't supposed to work like that.
Also it would be hilarious to have them react to the way the evidence points to what type of ghost it is. And I'd love Dean to go on a long, eloquent rant about why Spirit Boxes don't work only to have it start talking to him, and Sam to spend too much time trying to decipher the ghost writing.
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autumnaaltonen · 1 year
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(First: Google translator tends to be bad for some languages, sorry in advance). Anyway, could you do alucard or human!vlad, lovingly caring for his little wife who is sick? That thought has me on cloud nine! Have a good week!
Human! Alucard Caring For His Ill S/O
This is the 15th Century bitches, so yall better sit tf down
We are talking dysentary, malaria, typhoid, IT GOES ON
So when the Vovoide's darling suddenly falls ill while travelling between castles during his campaign, you can bet the army is coming to a screeching halt
Guard #1: "Ohhh, I know they've got. The "L" word."
Guard #2: "Yeahhh, Leprosy-" *Imediate sword to the gut*
Vlad immdeiatly sends out some troops to fetch whatever medicinals that will help you reach a quick recovery, and if necessary, kidnap the best doctor the nearest settlement has to sacrifice
No one says no to a King, and you definitely don't say no to Vlad III Dracula when his parter is in danger
You try to reaasure your husband that its just a small fever, but when the kidnapped doctor finds a nasty gash on the bottom of your foot, he narrows it down to tetnus poisoning from some sort of metal object
You didn't think stepping on a nail was that big of a deal, what a fool you turned out to be
The doctor reassured your King that the illness is rarely fatal, so long as the entry wound is properly cleaned, but that you will have to wait until the toxins leave your body naturally to become fully recovered
With that, the castle is set up for a 3 week stay, battle plans shifting their course to make due for the unexpected delay
Any who dare question the Vovoide are quickly silenced, as his darling's recovery comes first
And that poor doctor? He's is forced to stay in a seperate room across the hall in case he is needed (no running away now)
In the mean time, even though he has the staff, Vlad will be personally waiting on you at a moments notice
He's a busy man, leading an army and defening his home territory from Turkish invasion, but you are a priority he can't set aside for anything, Romania be damned
As the symptoms come rolling in on you, stiff muscles, intense sweats, lock jaw and the like, Vlad is there to help you bare through it, staying by your side as support
As a product of war and royal treachory, he is no stranger to illness and will bring you any comforts you desire, be it a glass of clean water or a bucket of jewels
While you do feel bad for stalling his campaign some, you have to admit that you could manage to get sick more often if this is the kind of intimate attention you get from your busy husband
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theroadtofairyland · 4 months
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Steve (Steven) Metzler (1925-2024) was born on June 10, 1925 in Deda, Romania. He grew up in a Hasidic family and experienced extreme antisemitism prior to the Holocaust including being beaten and called “Christ killer” in the first grade. When the German army arrived in his town, his family were made to house two soldiers, one of whom offered to help them escape. Steve’s father rejected the offer and within a month, all of the Jews in the area were forced into the Oradea ghetto. Shortly after arriving at the ghetto in May of 1944, Steve and his family were brought to the trains on June 1.
Their train ride spanned four to six days and some of the elderly individuals on the train realized it was heading to Auschwitz based on the towns they rode through. The train arrived at Auschwitz-Birkenau on June 6 where everyone deboarded and were immediately forced into a selection line where Steve saw his mother for the last time as they were separated and she was ushered toward the crematorium. After selection, Steve, along with many others, were told to strip naked, had all of their hair cut off, were sprayed with disinfectant, tattooed with their prisoner number, and were marched to their bunks. Steve was selected to work with a roof repair group, which provided him the ability to observe the extent of operations at the camps. During his time at Auschwitz-Birkenau, Steve witnessed many atrocities first hand. He was forced to watch hangings of other prisoners in the evenings and saw German Shepherds being set upon other prisoners. In August of 1944, during another selection, Steve knew that he was not well enough to pass and jumped out of a second story window to hide in another bunk room while selection occurred. Near the end of 1944, Steve and his work group were driven to the Birkenau crematorium. Upon arrival they were informed that they would not be getting gassed and burned, but instead were there to drill holes for dynamite to destroy the building. Steve, along with the prisoners of Auschwitz-Birkenau were evacuated on January 15, 1945 and began a death march.
He marched for two to three months before his group arrived at a makeshift concentration camp in a large field deep in Germany. They began the march with 16,000 people and arrived with 300. His group was forced to dig ditches around a German airfield, but he knew that for his health he would have to escape before the next march. One night, he crawled under the fence to a river, crossed several irrigation ditches, and found an abandoned barn where he waited for eight days before being liberated by the United States Armed Forces.
After liberation, he had dysentery and was brought to a hospital where he was also confirmed to have tuberculosis. He spent two years at a sanatorium in Haunstein, Germany. In 1950, Steve arrived in America and subsequently settled in Denver, Colorado. He worked in electronics repair and construction before retiring and getting into the art business. He has a daughter and two grandchildren.
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This is the Great Uncle, quasi-grandfather, that just passed. News didn't get to me immediately. I don't have any family photos and cliped his bio from a Holocaust rememberence project because I don't trust myself to tell it right.
His grandson made a movie about going back to his hometown for the first time since 1944. Everyone except the old people in the film are vaguely annoying but Steve tells several of his stories that are so engaing but this is the one I think is most riveting. It's the story of his escape. Setting it up slightly, he's crawled under barbed wire, he has dysentary and tuberculousis and of course severe malnourishment. He slides his body into a irrigation ditch which has water in it.
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req’d by @the-entity-down-the-street
is a critical fail dysentary
text: Roll to Shit!
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disfrutalakia · 2 months
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The more I hear about q!bad and what he's done and who he's met the more convinced I am he's lying. Bro's name dropping more names than he can remember and only famous people. Its never "Oh i met this guy named smith in the dark ages how could do backflips he died of dysentary a week later" its always famous people
its more likely imo that he went digging for cool rocks and ended up in some stronghold library and read the books page by page before eating them.
we can never tell when hes lying or telling the truth
I disagree with you actually, I think he did actually do all thay he says and met all those people because well, I just like the idea that through history there was one guy always there
It's a lot more fun to imagine him as roommates with Marie Antoinette than like just a liar, and of course he drops the names of famous people It's much easier for the audience to identify how old he is that way.
If he said just "oh I met a guy named Steve" that doesn't indicate anything about him or about his age, while dropping the famous people and historical things do. And like I said, I just think it's a lot more fun for him to have actually met all those people and been involved in all those things than for it all to be a lie
So yeah, will have to disagree with you sorry
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hella1975 · 5 months
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Hella something incredibly traumatic just happened to me.  I cannot find the original list thingy i have for chapter 42.  (i was like half way through and then stopped i dont remember why) so i have to start over which isnt a bad thing because i get to reread ittt
Your getting 42 and 43 in one thing 
“It had been one day and one night since they left the Western Air Temple and Zuko had a headache.” sme one get this poor boy some tylenol
Bros extremely overstimulated
“Nanook expected they’d arrive at the White Lotus camp-”  i forgot theyre going to the white lotus camp again and if irohs there still thats going to be really fun.  (probably not for zuko though)
I love your sokka so much its insane.  
It always takes me so long to read your chapters and write these and stuff not because of the length of your chapters (i love long chapters) but because i always try to process every single little thing because its so good and a lot of the stuff doesnt even make it into the list because i dont know how to put it into words and thats how i feel about the dynamic youve created around zuko and sokka.  Like how you took Sokkas canon traits and magnified them to accommodate the traits zuko got threw taob perfectly and theres something so artistic about it and i wish i had the words to better explain how in awe of you i am every time i read a new chapter.
Anywho
“If he spoke them, if he let them out, his friends would snatch these birds from the sky and beat them to death, and they would call it salvation.” oh my fucking god hella what the fuck
Zi Se <3
Oh jeez now he’s hallucinating
I love Zi Se.  Having Zuko take care of a small child is such a unique thing to have in a fic and you make it work so well.  Every scene between them is immaculate
The way you portray trauma is incredible.  The ‘two steps forwards one step back’ ness of it, and the way different peoples traumas rub against eachother and the lashing out and guilt and stuff its really so good.  
I think its funny to think about external zuko in taob.  Like a wet dog growling at everyone and pushing itself into a corner.  A little tragic, a little pathetic.  And then in his head he’s having some of the most profound, angsty thoughts.  And the transition between those scenes is also entertaining.  
I also really like the dynamic Zuko has with the entirety of the gang.  Like it’s not just sokka going ‘i can fix him’ and doing it, its a group effort and the different peoples individual traits work well with helping different parts of zuko heal.  When he needs sternness and bluntness, theres sokka, when he needs something more gentle, theres tomnook, and when he needs something in between theres katara.  
I saw your authors notes that was like ‘i’m writing another zukka fic!’ and i was so confused for a moment and i was like ‘wtf is she talking about’ and then it was like ‘you can read it here!’  and i was like ;holy shit its already posted!?  Why didnt she tell tumblr about this and then i was like ‘oh shes talking about tams.’  i forgot it was a zukka fic.  
That took me 3 hours.  
Anywho 
Chapter 43:  : )
“Gradually, things got easier and they fell into a routine.” well thats a relief i hope nothing bad will happen ever again : )
“Suki wasn’t far from him, dipping her water flask into the current,”  of topic but i dont get how people didnt just drop dead from drinking random ass water like how is suki not going to get dysentary.  Sokka needs to invent these people a water filter.
Im carefully treading ocross this chapterbecause of the stuff ive seen from tumblr and discord and while i guess i trust you not to kill tomnook *this chapter* im still very weary and terrified.  
Being american means that you might not be able to afford to read taob bc of the inevitable therapy bill
If i get ptsd from this i quit
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““Zuko, dude, buddy.” Sokka appeared from where he’d been washing his frankly disgusting tunic, now leaving it to drip around his neck, shirtless as he clapped a hand to Zuko’s shoulder. “If a girl calls you roguish, it’s a compliment.”” Bros projecting
“ this seemed to bother Sokka more than anyone. Hot stuff was one of her favourites, which Zuko thought made sense. He was a firebender, after all. It really didn’t warrant the spluttering and indignance Sokka met it with, stomping over to Suki and kicking water at her while she cackled.” Still projecting
If Tomnook becomes canon i will personally see to starting a movement across all social media platforms similar to the november 6th destiel thing
“He was still smiling. Always smiling. Nanook let him go.” THIS IS THE PART THAT DESTROYED ME????????????????????????????????????? IT WAS ABOUT HAIRR????????????????????/ im actually going to kms oh my god im suing
I experienced so much turmoil for it literally to just be tomkin walking away
Im so insulted
Also nanook definitely has a crush on him just in case you didnt know 👍
Now Kataras overstimulated
“Zuko had taken the carrots.” God dammit Zuko 
If Sokka or Katara find the carrots that wont be good
I dont trust you anymore
““There’s something you’re not telling me,” she said, staring out at the grass around them, the stars in the inky sky. It was the exact same as when they’d sat together the other day, hand in hand, when she’d first admitted to this anger.
Zuko was tense beside her, before sighing in defeat. “This is about the carrots, isn’t it?”  This is so funny for no reason 
““I could probably help you find those men, if you wanted,””  you fucking idiot i cant believe him
“He liked liked Zuko, with his stupid, roguish hair and his muscles and his gentle way of handling Zi Se and his stupid sense of humour and his sheer, stubborn will to keep going. How could Sokka ever talk to Bato again? This was the worst thing to happen ever,”  ITS HAPPENING 
I NEED THAT ONE GIF FROM THE OFFICE JFC
OH MY GOD
I CANT BREATH
The fact that he immediately thought of bato is so iconic i love that for him
The whiplash sokka must feel from coming to terms with his feelings for zuko and that he’s able to grieve his mom and then katara coming out like ‘yeah im going to murder him’ must be insane its like that cat in the hat meme where hes going to hit the dude with the bat
I dont think that conversation went like suki planned for it to
Zukkkaaa fight
THEYRE HUGGIN THIS IS NOTA DRILL OGM
“Katara wouldn’t kill those men.” oh thank fuck
“. local boy discovers the uno reverse card immediately makes it everyone else's problem.”  Lmfao 😂  💀
You have never written a bad anything hella lm tell you.  2 10/10 chapters good job, that was fabulous, i love it.  
Im in a class this semester that deals with analyzing literature and reading a lot of like ‘classic’ books.  And the entire time im reading these books some that are considered to be from some of the best authors of all time is that im comparing them to the things youve written and when ive said that your such a talented writer before, i dont know how much ground ive had to stand on but now that i have like a (very small) reference point for that stuff, holy shit you are such a talented writer.  
Like i know its not your major and that youve never studied it and stuff and the fact that you can produce all of that based on pure talent is honestly incredible.  Im constantly in awe every time i read anything of yours its insane.  I really do hope your as proud as you can be of yourself, you deserve it. 
~list anon~
list anon i get such a little smile on my face when i see ur asks come in like i get comfy and make sure i have time to go through the whole thing in one go and it just warms my heart that someone so consistently makes time for me and my silly stories. thank you x
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Penumbra Characters as things me and my friends have said
Rita: Juno is just a wet owl
Nureyev: I think we all just want to yell whore at children
Rita: You're alive Juno: Sadly yes
Nureyev: *While everyones talking about american football* The face off? With Nick Cage!?!?!?
Rita: *Gaps* I can draw sexy Lorax. You can't tell me he's not a hero
Buddy: *Italian hands and voice* This family is getting out of control
Jet driving in cemetery parking lot: Do people want to join the cemetery. Get out of the way
Juno: Yeah that mass was suposed to be there. It's my brain
Vespa at Buddy and Juno: I'm so proud. My little alcoholics
Rita: I shred cheese in my sleep
Nureyev: Why am I friends with you Rita: Cheese
Talfryn: I understand things Marc: What about social cues Talfryn: DID YOU JUST CALL ME AUTISTIC IN MYTHOLOGY CLASS
Arum after stubbing his toe: *Very smol voice* Ow my toe
Damien: I shoot the whore Rilla: Arum is a whore
Talfryn: We're about to have death by bunnies
Caroline: Isn't it illegal to be a sexy squirrel
Angelo: We all have the same goal but we can't get there
Rilla: If i keep singing notes one of them will be right
Caroline taking a sip of her drink: Thats god for you baby
Juno laying on Nureyev: He's a pillow Vespa: Are you objectifying him
Olala: Would you actually be a doctor? Quanii: Yes a witch one
Rita: WHY WOULD THEY ADVERTISE WORLDS SMALLEST ICE CREAM! ITS LIKE ADVERTISING YOU HAVE A MICRO PENIS
The penumbra: Sir Tristian is dead Everyone:Yay
Juno: Its a mix of maranaira and blood Vespa: Oh thank god
Caroline: I vote murder Everyone: *Scilence*
Marc: I aggressively crave mac and cheese
Marc: Rilla I need you to heal me if I get dysentary Rilla: *Long pause* ok
Juno: Four by four. one by one. Get out bitch you are done
Juno: I'm not like other girls. I have snake arms
Vespa: Help a dead body has fallen into the blood river in lego city
Rilla:*Puts something on top shelf* Fuck you Marc Marc: This is discrimination in the highest order Rilla: Or the shortest
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unhinged-jackles · 9 months
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I’m gonna have Dysentary & Malaria stuck in my head for the next two weeks
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your-penguiny · 26 days
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what’s ur favourite song !!?
EKEKHEHEHHEHEH i love this question but i cant pick one so ill just give my favorite from my favorite bands
the front bottoms - backflip
my chemical romance - the sharpest lives
green day - viva la gloria or pulling teeth
blink 182 - dysentary gary
third eye blind - loosing a whole year
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hatchetasks · 4 months
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if i die of dysentary, we all know who did it, god, bc god, is a vicious 2 faced prick
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tmae3114 · 1 year
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“Can’t we ever just have normal problems?”
“Obviously not!”
“Everybody roll a constitution saving throw, you all have dysentary now”
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come-see-our-show · 11 months
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What's wrong with the other TTO deaths?
Father doesn't need a near-death experience because he already had one with Dysentary World. It's the same thing with the Mother, which I think is the worst one because she already faked dying, so doing it again reverses all of her character development. Grandpa and Son don't need to almost-die either because they're more secondary characters, so it adds nothing to the story. The "Christmas miracle" bit is also super weird and I don't get the joke.
The family trying to get Daughter back is the driving force of Act 2, so it makes sense that the final scene should be about her. Father saying "This is actually really sad!" is an underrated line. The best part, in my opinion, is the Daughter pranking them by pretending to die like her Mother did to her. It lets her have one last petty moment (because she's a petty teenager), lets us address one of the most fucked up moments in the show (imagine tricking your child into thinking you died!), and it wraps up her and Mother's character arcs. It's the only death scene that makes sense out of all the ones I just mentioned.
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dontsteponthatfish · 2 years
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The soundtrack version of Dysentary World still slaps but nothing can ever possibly capture the pure essence of it performed on stage
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