#em bakes

[taintedcigs]

MAKING CHAI SUGAR COOKIES.

#em talks #LETS GO #em bakes #NEW STUFF!!!!

[nyarados]

golf cat for my dad's bday ⛳️🐈

#my sister said my drawing looks like the cat at the table meme loool #journal #em bakes

[notpikaman]

Blaze your baked goods on 4/20 and receive double the impressions you pay for. That’s double the audience—for the same price! Right this way ▶️

#blaze 'em if you got 'em #and by 'em we mean your sourdoughs and your cakes and your cookies #get baked

[shanksxbuggy]

#film red spoilers #one piece #film red #op film red #uta #shanks #i have too many half baked shitposts in my drafts lemme get rid of em #at the end of the movie uta woke up from her nap and they all went out to cheesecake factory 🙃 #red haired shanks #akagami no shanks #one piece shitpost #one piece meme #one piece shanks

[cartarg]

various stream doodles

#the cropping kinda messes two of em up but oh well #jerma985 #jerma #jerma fanart #i dont even remember what stream the first one is from but 2nd is from co-op games with etalyx 3rd is yoostar and last is easy bake oven #also lifeline kinda. like half half #the easy bake one is so wonky dont look at it. i didnt wanna post it but i needed a fourth one to add

[inber]

people are like 'if you had to eliminate one: pasta, rice, bread, or potatoes, which would you choose?' and that is a dull question. the real question is how do we combine all four

#baked potato filled with pasta and rice in a baguette?? #chuck em all in a tin???

[parakavka]

(1) しばわんこ生活 on Twitter: "最新型の犬用乾燥機、初体験の柴犬あいたん https://t.co/tZjRyIcz7O" / Twitter

#shiba #shiba inu #cream sheeb #bake em #(its just a dryer for after a bath)

[mariusroyale]

depression kicked my ass today

#it won today #maybe tomorrow #ill make myself a cake and hate myself less or something #i notice i always make a cake if i feel like sinking into the earth #(usually cos baking yields a result that i like and feel accomplished for) #(it’s mostly therapeutic and rewarding if everything goes well) #(if it turns like shit im gonna kay em ess) #text post #i don’t remember whose art this is i just remember saving it years ago and it still feels the same #*melts into the ground*

[chiropteracupola]

#the council decides em's fate #all these miceys will ideally occur at some point but I'd like a poke on what to prioritize #but first: lunch and then baking some bread

[ughgoaway]

I rlly like the idea of it being blurted out during a fight, or one of the boys accidentally telling her/her hearing it from them!!

idk which of these scenarios I'm writing actually happened, but it's so fun to think of different options that I'm just gonna keep doing different ones lol

im already working on an ask about the fighting one so, I'm gonna talk ab one of the boys accidentally telling you bc I think that's so funny (and on brand)

so I think you're coming to the studio with cookies that you baked the boys, you know they've been working so hard on the album and you wanted to get them a little pick me up.

security at dirty hit know you now, you've been there loads visiting matty and picking him up so they all just say, "hi miss y/n, visiting our boys?" And you're like "ah you all know me too well, but don't worry, I brought something for you too!" and I think you whip out some banana bread, and they are all over the moon. one of them let's you up, and then runs off to make a cup of tea to enjoy with his banana bread lol

you knock tentatively on the door and hear a booming voice say, "Come in," so you stroll in to see George and Adam sitting on the sofa on their phones.

"Hi sweetheart!" comes from George, and soon enough, both of them are up giving you a hug, "what are you doing here? matty didn't mention you were coming today?"

"Oh, I didn't tell him, I baked you all some cookies and decided to surprise him!" You smile and pull the cookies out of your bag and are immediately tackled into another hug by George.

"mattys out getting lunch right now, but you are more than welcome to stay and have a cup of tea," Adam says, smiling gratefully at you before tucking into a cookie.

it's at this point when Ross walks I'm, "y/n! Nice to see you, love!" he walks around to you and pulls you in for a hug, and you smile at all of their kindness. Being accepted so quickly by all of them was amazing.

"Hi!! just here to bring cookies and see matty whenever he gets back. " Before you can finish, Ross has pulled away with an excited gasp and is looking around for the cookies.

adam laughs and passes him the box. He immediately grabs one and bites in, moaning dramatically at how good the cookie is and passing the box back to you.

"Oh no wonder, matty is in love with you. with these cookies, how could he not be?" he says with his mouth full, blissfully unaware of the bomb he dropped.

the room is silent aside from Ross' happy crunching and before long that stops too, after George thumps him on the arm.

"Dude! ow! why would you do that? " Ross whines, and both Adam and George stare at him like he's grown 3 heads. meanwhile, you're standing there holding the box of cookies like 👁👄👁

ross, George and Adam share looks for a good 10 seconds before Ross drops the remainder of his cookie dramatically and simply says, "Oh shit."

another few seconds of silence come before a jumbled mess of apologies from all 3 men, "y/n just ignore him. you know how much he loves baked things and -" "Yeah, just don't tell matty -" "IM SO SORRY. SO SO SORRY. OHMYGOD DONT TELL MATTY"

and of course, what better time for matty to walk in with 3 bags of Chinese food like, "Don't tell matty what?"

you all spin around like you've been caught in a crime, Ross even shoots his hands up instinctively. and matty shifts his eyes between the 4 of you before snapping back to you, seemingly only just realising who the 4th body in the room is.

"darling! what are you doing here, hi!" matty says, placing down the food and wrapping you up in a hug. you say frozen with the box of cookies in your hands, and matty awkwardly hugs you around it and pulls back questioningly.

"Baby, are you okay?" But before he really checks in, his eyes shift down, and he says,"Oh cookies! thank you!!"

Whilst he was quickly distracted by the cookies, he was also quickly brought back at your wide-eyed expression.

"y/n..." he says before turning around to see all 3 of his friends avoiding eye contact and "acting casual" (acting extremely suspicious)

"Why are you all acting like you've killed someone? what happened?" he asks, and before Ross can stutter out an explanation, George and Adam so helpfully butt their way in.

"ROSS TOLD Y/N YOU LOVE HER," the pair says in unison, matty makes an audible choking noise before very slowly turning to meet Ross' eyes. which were currently scanning the room for an escape route.

you place your hand on mattys shoulder, pulling him out of his shock and bringing him back to whatever the fuck was happening.

you don't say a word. Simply grab his hand and drag him to the kitchen. as he leaves, he sends the boys a scathing look, and they all have the good grace to look sheepish, especially Ross.

you lean on the counter, and matty takes a seat at the small chair in the kitchen. Silence resumes until matty tentatively says "soooo, how's work?"

you give him an incredulous look and he promptly shuts the fuck up. you move slowly and sit in the chair across from matty, he reaches over the table and grabs your hands. rubbing his thumb along the back of them soothingly.

you finally muster up the strength to talk-

"you love me"

"yes"

"...are you sure??"

matty has to stifle a small laugh before responding, "I am 100% sure my love"

"...oh" you knew, because of course you knew. but knowing it and hearing it? 2 very different things.

matty is so fucking nervous at your response and just asks, "and how do you feel about that?" because he wants to be patient and kind but he can also feel his heart in his throat right now.

"obviously I love you too, but I just wasn't expecting to hear it from Ross. and I had like a plan of when I was gonna tell you because I didn't wanna scare you off. and I know you have to think about Annie, and it's so complicated being her teacher and-"

matty stands up, pulls you up too, and calms you as he pulls you into a hug, "shh sweetheart, it's okay. You don't need to freak out." he says as his hand rubs up and down you back, trying to regulate your breathing.

"But you love me?????" You pull back and look at him like he's just said the stupidest thing ever.

"yes I love you, but you've just said you love me too so I'm really not too worried" he laughs lightly at your reaction, you had clearly not realised what you had said in your anxious ramble.

"Oh... well, of course I love you... how could I not? you're the love of my life, " you say softly, and matty feels his heart move from his throat back into his chest, and soon it starts to beat again .

"So it's easy then, right? nothing is complicated. You are the love of my life, and I'm the love of yours. See? simple."

you smile still wrapped up in his arms and respond by saying, "simple"

more blurbs for this au here!!

#idk how i feel about my writing of this one but i stand by the concept #thats how i feel about everything i write actually #but anyway this is me inserting my baking hobby in this au bc im delusional #george and adam are SNITCHES #love em tho #anon! #teacher au! #matty healy fanfic

[loganslowdown4]

*Janus and Remus being arrested*

Officer!Logan: What are your names?

Remus: Don’t tell him Janus!

O!Logan: *writing* Janus…

Remus: Shit!

Janus: Nice going, Remus!

O!Logan: *writing more* …and Remus.

Janus: Fuck.

#bake em away toys! #thomas sanders #sanders sides #logan sanders #incorrect sanders sides #ts logan #Remus sanders #Janus sanders #cw swearing

[rotteneldritchhorror]

The rogue teacher and the dance bard teacher are old woman yuri to me

#they were lesbian hippie lovers before Eugenia died #and now that one of ‘em is dead and needs to be kinda on the run constantly they just occasionally have dates around her grave where they + #+ just smoke weed and do acid and show each other shit they’ve baked for each other #it’s very cute #🪲 #d20 fh #d20 fhjy #dimension 20 fhjy #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #fh junior year #dimension 20 fantasy high #d20 fantasy high #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fantasy high spoilers #eugenia shadow #terpsichore skullcleaver #old hippie lady yuri #i love them

[fr-thrice]

I've fallen behind on naming Vormun and Izumi's latest offspring, so there's 2 clutches still hanging out in the lair and another about to hatch tomorrow. it's getting crowded in their place!!

#g drawin #fr art #frfanart #oops was gonna name em today but drew this instead so I'm still behind #their kiddos are always free to a good home ^^ #sorry no room to draw izumi she's probably busy baking

[rainymoodlet]

ivory thought it’d be smart to spend her signing bonus on scoping out the talent of the chefs she’d be working alongside: she didn’t like any of the food, but maybe it was just because her gourmet cooking skill isn’t too high… ⛓️

#ts4 #ts4 gameplay #ts4 screenshots #ts4 legacy #;tjol+ #sim: ivory #|| #dallas raised this kid on beanie weenie & kid cuisine okay #but they baked hella goods!!! and ivory’s always loved food but #even living in san my for the time they did #she never got to try much experimental food #and now she’s got to cook a whole menu of ‘em (gulp) #i just hosted her nye dinner party and i LEFT IT RUNNING 🤦‍♀️ #so i missed half of what happened and cheated her to a gold medal bc i didnt get the chance coUGH #i hope y’all are havin a good day!! 🥰 #i’m busy as hell so these are both queue’d but thank you for the love!!

[emahriel]

sometimes when the depression kicks in, i just gotta put on some jam and craft so here i am, making lil guys

#em: txt #this is my first time crafting with clay (polymer clay here) #idk how this works but it's so fun and relaxing #I JUST... HOPE THEY'LL SURVIVE ONCE I BAKE THEM

[hopeinthebox]

tagged by the gorgeous and fabulous @cordiallyfuturedwight and @aprylynn for february's roundup:

tagging the usual music favs: @jiminsproof @thvinyl @jimin-gaon @visionsofgideontheninth @spicyclematis @kimchokejin @jihopesjoint @monismochi plus @kimtaegis for the amy macdonald of it all 💜 and also you, dear reader. MWAH

#heads up! here comes the director's commentary: #16 Carriages - now listen. i love texas hold 'em as much as the next daddy lessons supremacist #but holy shit. it doesn't hold so much as a candle to this track. #just unbelievably stunning. i'm begging you to give it another chance if you skipped over it the first time #Don't Forget Me - me and kayla and apryl all having ms rogers in this month's list... i think we might be better than everyone else actuall #End Of Beginning - good GOD we couldn't gatekeep djo any longer but it's worth it if only for all the bear tiktok edits. #and thus i have fallen for this track all over again. yes CHEF #Showtime - now if you've known me long enough you'll know i'm an absolute sucker for british indie rock bands #especially if their frontman looks like they might not make it through another winter #so you can imagine catfish has had an inexplicable hold on me. anyway their comeback single is actually pretty good #This Is The Life - fantastic tune. 2007 if you can believe it? #what a time to be alive and at the school disco and you're singing the songs and thinking this is the life and so on and so forth #Loving You Will Be The Death Of Me - tom odell can do no wrong in my eyes (ears?) anyway. lovely lovely new album #Never Need Me - been loving rachel for a while now and this single is brilliant. highly recommended. #plus the video features florence pugh and if that doesn't sweeten the deal then christ i don't know what will #Baby Now That I've Found You - i didn't even realise this was a cover of the foundations until hearing it again recently #because alison krauss just has an incredible way of making them her own and thus it's been on repeat. #Deeper Well - okay so now i'm seeing the country thread through this month's picks. #this is another lovely new one. hearing it on the radio and the fact that they have to censor “i used to wake and bake” is hilarious to me #shoutout kayla again because great minds.. #Stay For Something - CMAT is phenomenal and if you haven't listened to her yet i can't recommend her entire discography enough. #she had her arsecrack out at the brits last night and well. i would die for her #(speaking of the brits. raye... i literally cried for her. go find the recording of her live at the royal albert hall. #-watch it twice and then come back and thank me) #artists-wise - most of these guys are consistently up there. #katie melua is a new feature this time because all my amy macdonald-ing put me back onto nine million bicycles. #used to get that one mixed up with 99 luftballoons but they're really very different. i'm a fool #so tl;dr: fantastic tunes. do listen #tag #receiptify