#get baked

[notpikaman]

Blaze your baked goods on 4/20 and receive double the impressions you pay for. That’s double the audience—for the same price! Right this way ▶️

#blaze 'em if you got 'em #and by 'em we mean your sourdoughs and your cakes and your cookies #get baked

[nerdgasmsfoodpornprogress]

Scones (butter got a little too warm/over incorporated)… also homemade blueberry icing

#me cooking #get baked

[jenbunny-star]

It’s always a good idea to get baked then bake. 😊

#self care #girls who smoke #girls who smoke weed #get baked #baking #baked goods #bake cookies #cookies #baked #stoner #munchies #stoned #food #food stuff #dessert #desserts #chocolate #chocolate chips #chocolate chip cookies

[kevinmchalenews]

Austin McKenzie has launched his Get Baked baking classes. (Instagram)

#Kevin McHale #Austin McKenzie #Get Baked #Other IG

[toruandmidori]

Shop our range of funny aprons and gifts for baked bakers online here, individual links below: 

A WHORE HOME

LIVE LAUGH… SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION

GET OUT

#baking #get baked #baked #bakery #bread #homemade bread #recipes #cooking #apron #funny apron #gift ideas #gift shop #funny quotes #funny #humor #lol #memes #design #art #home decor #home inspo #home sweet home #gift inspo #funny gifts

[tattoorue]

#THC #weed #little miss #get high #relax #just chill #weed days #marijuanna #devils lettuce #get baked #get stoned #chill vibes #puff puff pass #life #it’s all good

[wildflowerr94]

#pot leaf #magical girl #get baked #trippen

[pastelunicornrainbowlove]

Smoke some good weed ♥

To all my fellow stoners out there, it’s 4:20 somewhere, not here, but somewhere XD 

Spark it up. Get high high high high and enjoy the vibes lol 

#420life #420stoner #420weed #420daily #420 #stoner #stoner chic #smoke #smoking #get high #get stoned #vibes #420vibes #baked #get baked

[zigzagspam]

Happy 4/20 gamers

I’m on my way to a Hozier concert

Surely the venue will smell completely normal and not overwhelmingly like a certain plant

#hozier #4/20 #get baked #within moderation

[littlehellbells]

Yes!

#smoking #girls who smoke weed #weedlife #smoke weed everyday #baked #lets do it #do it again #weed #stoner #get baked #stoned #smoke weed and fuck #tumblr memes #weed memes #i smoke weed

[songsaboutwater]

#bops for the people #It's a deep house week tbh #I just need to make it until tomorrow night and then I'm going to put my lights on #Get baked #And then listen in bed and feel #Spotify

[bakedbeanchan]

AU where the timeline gets reset but Zuko still has all his memories. Now in comic form

The backstory for this drawing

#baked bean originals #I guess I un-scrapped the comic because people seemed to like it #drawing sokka getting beat up or miserable is so fun to draw #Some stuff had to be condensed because drawing these pictures takes up time #the last panel takes a while after the second to last panel #avatar the last airbender #atla #aang #katara #sokka #zuko

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

#this is true #writeblr #warm up #relatedly for some reason one of our Favorite Jokes #amongst the Siblings #is like - ''this is so good u will love it'' #while we are reacting to something we OBVIOUSLY find viscerally disgusting #like we will be actively retching and be like ''nooooo it's so good'' #to the point that i sometimes get nervous if someone outside my family is like oh u should try it its good #(obvi we never force each other to eat anything. we are all just curious birds and #like. we're GONNA try the new thing.) #edit to answer why we had so much vanilla: #my mom is a very good cook and we LOVE to bake. so she just had a lot of staples in the house. #it's one of those things that's like. have u ever continuously thought ''ah i should get butter im probably out'' #even tho u are not out of butter. so u end up with like 5 years of butter. #my mom would do that in a costco but like with vanilla extract #to be fair we WERE always using WAY TOO MUCH bc we were kids #so like she was right to stock up #ps. yes we were VERY sick after this lol i just didn't want to include it in the post in case ppl had an ick about that #u can tell it's real bc we knew "oh no we fucked up that's too much vanilla to waste'' but our reaction was to just. keep drinking it #> sibling understanding that vanilla extract isn't free > knowledge mother doesnt mind if we use it for milkshakes #> sibling choice to maybe get in a loophole of ''not wasting it'' if we drink it bc that's the same as using it (not throwing it out) #listen bud i was like 13 and my sister was like 9 #when my mom discovered this we. got in. A LOT. of trouble. a lot of it. a LOT of it. #3rd edit bc i guess it isn't clear - i am 1 of my brother's 2 little sisters #i am the middle child #out of all the ways i have had to explain a post before being like ''did u forget a middle child can happen'' is my favorite

[wildflowerr94]

#alien👽 #smokeweeedgethigh #smoke a joint #get baked #trippy #green aesthetic